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doge_c137

so an orca can crush a car. That is of course the reason we use a boat when we go sail the sea.


Doobiedoobin

They’re literally attacking boats and ripping the rudders off.


LetMePushTheButton

They’re really orcanized.


Common_Senze

They are orcastrasting the crime


Sherinz89

Orcastrasting the crime or castrating you


thefrogwhisperer341

Orcanized crime


crilen

An hour late there bud


MixedFellaz

Been saving that one in his pocket since the last time he saw it and fumbled the opportunity


thefrogwhisperer341

Guess I’m at a loss of how I fumbled the opportunity?


pmyourthongpanties

https://youtu.be/_Yhyp-_hX2s?feature=shared


TurdFerguson254

Shoulda let the moment come up orcanically


Dorraemon

Mom said to get off the Internet


xgbsss

You could almost say they're doing it on porpoise.


Kvothetheraven603

That is one specific group of Orca’s. Certainly not normal behavior, in general, for them.


Interesting_Phase312

Orcas doing the Lord’s work


CroissantEtrange

What do you mean? They're not attacking large polluting oil tankers. They're usually sinking small sail boats


Interesting_Phase312

Orcas sunk a 50 foot yacht last May. I don’t consider that to be small or a sail boat.


Solid_Umpire_1162

All Hail Orcus! (Orcus was a god of the underworld, punisher of broken oaths in Etruscan and Roman mythology. As with Hades, the name of the god was also used for the underworld itself. Eventually, he was conflated with Dis Pater and Pluto.) They were named after this guy.


Doobiedoobin

lol yes unless they’re attacking my baby seals or penguins. Imo it’s only a matter of time before they start nibbling on surfers toesies.


ocaralhoquetafoda

>it’s only a matter of time before they start nibbling on surfers toesies. After the first one that only means one thing: invasion.


Medical-Potato5920

They like great white shark liver.


bullet1519

Fun fact orcas are smart enough to know that humans are not very nutritional for them, which is why they never have any documented attacks on humans in the wild


GhettoFinger

We don't actually know the precise reason there are no documented attacks, that's merely a hypothesis, I wouldn't parade it around as absolute fact. Orcas have complex social structures and language, so there can be many reasons for it.


hugthispanda

They made sure there were no witnesses.


nim_opet

They are organized enough to hide all human attacks and probably have a strong lobby to stop all the investigations


calculating_hello

"No one would have believed, in the early years of the 21st century, that our world was being watched by intelligences greater than our own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns, they observed and studied, the way a man with a microscope might scrutinize the creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. With infinite complacency, men went to and fro about the globe, confident of our empire over this world. Yet, across the ~~gulf of space~~ ocean, intellects vast and cruel and unsympathetic regarded our planet with envious eyes...and slowly, and surely, drew their plans against us."


petmechompU

Hands up if you heard this in Orson Welles' voice.


willun

Dumm, dumm, DUM


acadoe

I thought it was quite smart actually.


capybroa

It's because they've seen what we can do, and they're smart enough to draw their own conclusions


sleepytipi

This is the most likely hypothesis, yes. It wasn't that long ago that whaling was one of the world's largest industries.


__-_-_--_--_-_---___

There are, however, well-documented attacks on humans by orcas in captivity


Huckleberryhoochy

Probably already have its just they know not to leave witnesses


Feeding_the_AI

Apparently an orca has greater bite force than even a T-Rex. Mammals are pretty cool.


Good-Animal-6430

They are a pretty similar size. T-Rex maybe longer cos thinner pointy tail but they are in the same weight class. This graphic is a bit weird cus the orca is also in a massively different weight class. It's like pointing out that an elephant is stronger than a buffalo.


ZetaZeta

Idk if I'm reading it wrong, but it says "PSI" or pounds per square inch. Thus, if the Orca has a bigger mouth, it's actually even more insane, because it's multiplicative right? It has more square inches of mouth **and** higher PSI bite force. Or am I misunderstanding the scale here?


Lazerpop

thanks dad


GakkoAtarashii

We need more orcas on land then.


NoHorse3525

Why is my cat not in this list?


cireddit

Is your cat secretly an orca in a cat costume?


NoHorse3525

He is not hiding his murderous intentions very well.


AlishaV

I haven't thought about that book in ages. "If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning." [How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You](https://amzn.to/45P41hk)


Bluemoon7607

🎶🎶She wants me dead🎶🎶


Schaakmate

That would explain the huge ass dorsal fin.


Fuzzy_Donl0p

You got me curious, so I looked it up. Housecats are around 60-65 psi and dogs (German Shepard in this case) are up to 250.


Mecca_Lecca_Hi

I too was looking for a cat or dog just to see how they rate to the bigger beasts.


robotzor

Because Fluffy has a built-in emergency release lever


JustHereForSmu_t

Hi, physicist here. OP claims that is strongest bite FORCE. However, a FORCE is an extensive unit measured in Newtons, or, if you are American, in pound-force. Pound-force is the force which 1 pound of mass affected by earths gravity at the surface of earth is experiencing due to the acceleration g. It's basically normed force of gravity. Since acceleration g is not uniform on the earths surface, a normed value for the acceleration is taken here as well, but that's beside the point. OP specifically declares PSI as the unit. PSI is the unit of PRESSURE. Pressure is an intensive unit measured in Pascal = 1 Newton / m² or, if you are an american in pound-force per square inch. Pounds per square inch would be mass per area, which is nothing without the acceleration provided by gravity. Considering that animals have different teeth structures, with different areas for each teeth and different amounts of teeth, the pressure will differ wildly. It is unclear what OP is comparing here. My assumption is, OP mixed up the units and meant to compare the actual extensive value of force. Same applies for the value given for the car. Edit: After having several discussions with various people started by my original comment, I have learned that: * "Bite force" and "bite pressure" are separate existing terms. One describes the force of the bite and the other the pressure applied by the bite. That makes absolute sense to me. * "Bite force" is sloppily used for both parameters depending on the context. In the context of a general picture on the funny red site, this makes no sense to me and I stand behind my original points. Thanks for the discussion everyone, have a nice time of day.


JustHereForSmu_t

Edit/Correction: As I'm not a biologist, I've done a mistake with this comment, which was pointed out to me in one of the threads. The 4700 bar of pressure snail teeth take is not the bite force, but a different parameter which I, quite honestly, did not understand right away, but should really go to bed now. I'm leaving the original comment here, so you can be a witness of my shame: Random fact from the top of my head to visualize my point: Snails supposedly apply a pressure of up to 4700 bar on their food with their teeth, which is almost 69 thousand psi. I would still prefer to be bitten by a snail than a human. [https://www.uni-kiel.de/en/details/news/054-snailteeth](https://www.uni-kiel.de/en/details/news/054-snailteeth)


kyle242gt

Top tier reddit, thank you!


flonky_tymes

Come for the smut, stay for the biology/physics/engineering interdisciplinary discussion!


runwkufgrwe

> I would still prefer to be bitten by a snail than a human. do you want to get Schistosomiasis? Because this is how you get Schistosomiasis


GrumpyOldUnicorn

you get that from swimming (in) or drinking water that is contaminated with the larvae of the parasite that’s causing this, the snails are just a host in this lifecycle. considering human bites. you really do not want to have a human bite that managed to damage your skin. the mouth flora of a human has a quite infectious composition of bacteria hanging around (maybe a dentist or physician can elaborate further)


Eljako98

Hi physicist, engineer here. While I know some people use the "pound mass" as a unit of mass, that's technically incorrect. The appropriate mass measurement in the Imperial system is a slug, which is roughly equal to 32 pounds. A pound is a unit of force, so pounds per square inch would make perfect sense. There is no need to say "pounds-force" because all pounds are units of force unless otherwise noted. And again, I know some people do note that, but they're mostly either intentionally trying to be confusing (college professors) or don't understand the difference between weight and mass (most everyone else). Which incidentally, is where the confusion came from in the first place. "A pound is a pound is a pound." - Dr. Olson, one of my college professors who hated the pound-mass.


Buddy77777

Hi engineer, computer scientist here. I have nothing to contribute.


smackaroonial90

Dude I hated pound force sections in my engineering classes. Such a waste of time and brain power to learn such a useless unit for a structural engineer.


LabCoatGuy

Hey engineer, water department maintenance technician here Those "flushable" wipes are not flushable. Neither is grease/crisco/lard, golf balls, hydraulic oil, barbie dolls, etc. You may be doing serious harm to the smooth operation of your collection system by flushing objects that do not belong there


Typo3150

Just heard about fatbergs. :-O


Randy_K_Diamond

(Old) Engineer as well, had a long argument about that a ounce of platinum was heavier than a ounce of feathers to my teacher. This was 40 years ago and I am still bitter. For those confused precious metals are measured in Troy ounces, slightly heavier than a standard ounce. I live in Australia so ounces may have not have been their strong suit. There was no internet to prove my point.


uncoolcentral

Some might say that while you accurately differentiate between force and pressure, using PSI to discuss bite strength is appropriate and common. PSI provides a clearer comparative measure of bite effectiveness across different species, accounting for variations in tooth area and arrangement.


staefrostae

Maybe for determining punctures. But raw force output is still very much important. A hippo’s bite pressure of 1800 psi is very similar to a Jaguar at 1500 psi. That said, the cross sectional area of hippo teeth far exceeds a jaguars and the total force exerted is going to be orders of magnitude higher. I’d take my chances with the Jaguar, personally


navair42

Yep. I was lucky enough to see hippos, Nile Crocs, lions, and a leopard in the same day in Kenya. I'll take my chances with the leopard mostly because I'm pretty sure it wouldn't want anything to do with a person. The lions seemed like they'd be mostly disinterested. I wanted nothing to do with the two aquatic animals that day. There was a reason you had to have a ranger with a rifle with you while hiking along that river.


Frederf220

PSI is never and cannot ever be a measure of force just like miles per hour cannot be a length.


Dar_Kuhn

Thank you for clarifying it !! I did some researches on the matter to find the bite force and not the pressure. Didn't find it, sadly everyone uses the pressure. However I came across this wikipédia article about Biting Force / size of the animal in Kg. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bite_force_quotient I'm still mad that I didn't find the raw biting force. If you have please send a link ;)


PissingOffACliff

Tasmanian Devil W Quolls are also awesome and they deserve more love.


KrackSmellin

I envision me standing next to an Orca with my tire gauge now… and wondering why it’s pushing the entire stick out every time


whythecynic

That's always the problem isn't it, physicists making assumptions. You got the evidence right though. Yes, bite "force" is somewhat of a misnomer, but it is actually a measure of pressure, not force (it's divided by the bite contact area). In more rigorous publications you'll see "bite force" and "bite pressure" distinguished very carefully. The car measure of 2500 psi is roughly correct. A car crusher generates over [2000 psi and 150 tons](https://auto.howstuffworks.com/car-crusher1.htm) of pressure and force respectively.


JustHereForSmu_t

Hi, thanks for the explanation and the link. I am deeply sorry, but I just can't help myself: Comparing hydrostatic pressure (car crusher) and uniaxial pressure (teeth) is a big big no-no in most cases. Pretty much very different ways the pressure is affecting the solid even for the most basic geometries. Literally cost me weeks of progress when I was a bachelor student and just applied hydrostatic pressure values from literature using a uniaxial press and couldn't figure out why my samples are falling apart several processing steps later.


whythecynic

Not saying it's right, saying that "2500 psi" taken out of context makes more sense than "2500 lbf" or "2500N" when talking about crushing cars. Your first comment was about the units being wrong, my comment was about the units being correct, just referred to wrongly as "force". And yes, I'm no physicist, but [the difference between the two](https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/1dsbfak/oc_animals_with_strongest_bite_force/lb1n9pd/) did come to mind. Some of my thinking about the other comment chain might have bled into my comments on yours.


JustHereForSmu_t

You are absolutely right! I get so much feedback on this one comment, I'm starting to lose continuity. Anyways, thanks for the discussion


RoutinePlace3312

Yeah I thought so because I’m fairly sure the crocodile has the strongest bite force of any animal


Aeredor

so what you’re saying is 250 humans working together could chew a car


Avitas1027

And 9 women working together can get through a pregnancy in one month.


sckurvee

We can get this done, but it's going to take more money and different politicians.


domino7

However, while crocodilians have high bite force, they have very low strength when it comes to opening their jaws. All the power is in the bite. You can hold a croc's mouth shut with one hand. Or, at least, you could if it wasn't for the rest of the animal attached to the mouth that probably doesn't care to have its jaws held shut.


SillyKniggit

We all learned this when we were young kids and really into crocodiles.


Mighty_Gunt_Cobbler

Psi seems like an odd unit to use? If you have pointy teeth it lowers the surface area and would increase the psi.


FolkSong

If the goal is to cut through something, PSI is what matters. You can increase it either by adding more force or by having sharper teeth. However it doesn't make sense for crushing, that's more about total force. So the car compactor doesn't belong in the graphic.


Aerroon

> You can increase it either by adding more force or by having sharper teeth. Or fewer teeth... But I don't think that would actually be helpful.


rikeoliveira

Hippos, my friend. They have those spears as teeth and are absolutely terrifying using their mouths regardless of having fewer teeth than all the other animals in this info graphic.


Aerroon

I was more thinking about getting rid of all your teeth except one upper and one lower tooth. Then all your jaw muscles could concentrate the force onto that one tooth pair! But I suspect the teeth wouldn't like that very much.


camshun7

I came here to say this too, " pounds per square inch" I feel they are too high? but I only say this because it looks disproportionate, due to the quantity of measurement (Wow I got a really strong dejavu writing that!)


afrikaninparis

Wow, 1 normal comment. Thank you stranger


Wasteak

And it's a shit unit


PrinceOfAsphodel

Is the orca bite pressure stat a recent discovery? I remember seeing lists like these frequently and the crocodiles would always be on top.


MadSwedishGamer

Don't hyaenas also have a crazy high bite force?


MaximumVerstappenum

The only bite stronger than an Orca is a Crisp cold refreshing Barq’s©️ Root beer on a hot summers day


redditismylawyer

Pit bulls conspicuous in their absence


Vile-Father

While they have a nice bite force, isnt their impressive bite noteworthy more for the locking jaw?


Trfortson

me when i spread misinformation on the internet. there's no such thing as a "locking jaw" in any breed of dog


Vile-Father

TIL "In fact, no dog breed has a jaw structure that functions like a locking mechanism. However, pit bulls do have strong jaw muscles and a powerful bite, similar to a German Shepherd's. When they bite down on something and are determined not to let go, it can appear as if they have a locking jaw. Pit bulls are also more likely than other breeds to grab onto something and shake it. "


sumtengwung

Cool, just need 15 homies to help me bite the hell out of my ex's car.


Unofficial_Officer

TIL everything is the consistency of butter to an orca.


slocs1

A leopard seal has 6000 psi and is missing.


exocet2647

And hyenas, with around 4500 psi


H_Lunulata

I have a macaw... that's all the bite force I need to deal with.


Simple_Woodpecker751

Can human beat any of these with a sword?


Ruffler125

Humans have killed everything in this picture with sticks.


beatlz

Boy humans suck, we need a patch asap Edit: why are you taking this seriously lmao


Turducken_McNugget

Nope. Saw this in a Nova episode several years ago. A researcher with the human genome project found that all humans have the same birth defect from a broken gene pair or something like that. They figured out that it's related to bite strength; it's why our bite is so much weaker than other primates. But here's the thing: in order to anchor and support those stronger biting muscles, the skulls of other apes have to fuse together earlier than humans and that prevents them growing bigger brains. Without that defect leading to weakened bite strength, we couldn't have become as smart of a species.


beatlz

Nerf humans


spidey1138

Shouldn't those wild dogs in Australia be on the list?


shlam16

Dingoes. They're equal to the Jaguar.


PissingOffACliff

Tassie Devils should be too


-_ellipsis_-

God, I wish they used newtons of force instead of PSI.


dadothree

Didn't notice what sub this was at first, and just assumed it was in r/dndmemes as a guide for shape-shifting and summoning animal companions.


BainbridgeBorn

I love how adorable and cute the perception a lot of humans have of Orcas. But in the wild they are absolutely smart, dicks, and assholes


FolkSong

We do call them killer whales


ConsumeYourBleach

They’re called killer whales because it was a mistranslation of whale killer - because they kill whales. There have been no *confirmed* cases of orcas killing people in the wild. Which would probably already make them much safer than newer species such as bully XL’s. They actually have a part of the brain that is completely dedicated to social understanding, a part of the brain that humans don’t have. They’re incredibly complex creatures that don’t deserve any sort of slander, we could probably learn a lot from them


Ceramicrabbit

They kill basically everything except for humans


LOLLKRED

Humans basically kill everything including humans


ChowderMitts

They are dicks though. The throw seals around like footballs for fun.


PSMF_Canuck

Orcas are such magnificent creatures…


Mcshiggs

They forgot to add "Me at Taco Bell" to the list.


Kitchen_Ad7111

Wouldn't sperm whales have superior bite force?


Famous-Ad-1851

How much psi when I’m chewing gum and bite my lip?


luke-juryous

So 10 human bits equal 1 hippo bits


wgfdark

Maybe my response for “most irrational fear” being orcas isn’t so irrational, Susie, who decided to eviscerate my life when she sent her ‘like.


Synth_Sapiens

So by this 'data' orca can crush a car. Go on, tell me how humanity isn't hopeless.


zoqfotpik

Don't park your car in the ocean.


jakeStacktrace

In a triathlon, they would win with swimming. We inherently run better. So it would come down to whoever rides a bike better.


Synth_Sapiens

So bears.


craig5005

Bears can also swim so a bear could legit win a triathlon.


mbanson

Bears can also illegitimately win a triathlon by mauling the other racers first.


craig5005

Still legit - "mauling competitors" is not listed in the rules!


Early_Lab9079

Only in Russia


whythecynic

Yeah, it's just sloppy terminology. Bite "force" here really is bite pressure (which is meaningful, don't get me wrong), as opposed to actual force (which we also measure), while there's some discussion that what we actually care about is bite *torque*, and then there's fun stuff like [bite force quotient](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bite_force_quotient).


greenpowerade

So are they measuring the cross-sectional area of the mouth or point of bite contact (teeth). Does homeless guy with 1 toof have higher bite pressure? I have a feeling they are measuring force, not pressure, but used pressure units. Plus, when you see the comparison, 2500 psi to crush a car. 2500 lb makes sense, psi doesnt


whythecynic

Yes, pressure *should* be calculated by dividing over the bite contact area. Yes, someone with one tooth will have a higher bite pressure. Each measure has its own pros and cons. Here's a fun description of several ways of measuring it for humans (search "bite pressure"): https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5713870/ For a couple of studies where they measure *force* and report in Newtons: https://journals.biologists.com/jeb/article/226/7/jeb245255/306239/Measurement-of-voluntary-bite-forces-in-large https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5932386/


Effelljay

Beautiful design that instantly makes the dataset not only understandable but fun! Bravo!


NeuroXc

Interesting data, but I wish it was sorted. Parsing the data in this format takes longer than optimal. "Pretty" is only good as long as it doesn't interfere with "useful".


demidremon

does that mean that it takes around 16 humans to crush a car by biting?


IlikeLeek

Where alligator snapping turtle


alexmijowastaken

What is the area for this pressure?


Dozwo

645.16 mm^2


greengiantj

So it takes about 16 humans to bite through a car?


Dry_Quiet_3541

Gosh, now I know why I didn’t think it was an orca. It’s out of the charts.


Elegant_Studio4374

But like what was their prey that they needed that for?


Adorable-Volume2247

Why is it widely said that Saltwater crocodiles have the strongest bite?


Hot-Confection-2561

What is the source of this information? 


wiki-1000

These same numbers have been floating around for at least a decade with no real source (which neither of the two named sites are) to back them up.


ReturningAlien

i just read about silver backs having stronger bite force than great whites wtf


LateralThinkerer

BRB - going to collect 118 more humans. That orca is toast!


ThinkSundryThoughts7

Huh…am i the only one surprised by the orca’s bite force?


yuriAza

i wish the "to crush a car" was also a circle in a different color, so make comparison easier


the_glutton17

Glad to see they actually included the king in this. For some reason orcas get left out of these "strongest bite force" lists frequently.


KrissyKrave

Important to point out that several of these have never been tested and are based purely on simulations built around the animals cranial anatomy.


Willyboycanada

Orca are scary as hell, they are intelligent, fast, strong, and can crush cars....


_Surge

hyacinth macaw is somewhere in the thousands. tragic.


Lumbergh7

What software is used to make charts like this?


True_Enthusiasm_3427

How do they get those measurements?


Drewski_s

Really thought the Tasmanian Devil would be on this list.


Useless-Use-Less

Is there a bite to size ratio chart?


Subliminanlanonymity

Pretty sure pitbulls have around 230 psi bite force.


mars_gorilla

Now the true question: What do each of these animals have to bite to experience the crispness of a Pringle?


Wrong_Hombre

Killa whales over here bite-mogging all these other bite-virgins. Keep mewing, great white sharks!


Garropolosexual

What about snapping turtle


lockh33d

Data is beautiful, but not in 17th century units.


bb95vie

getting nibbled by a orca <3


sexy_bezinga

I don’t think this actually means the orca can crush the shit out of the car, it could easily tear meat sure. But biting down on a body of metal with full force of 2880000 lbs will probably incapacitate them. Same way that a jet pilot can’t 10000 mph just because it can


Tickly1

I remember watching a wholeee hour long thing on animal planet about bite force, but they stopped at crocodiles 😯


PerfectUnlawfulness

An orca bite harder than a t-rex (12,000). Scary


chi1idog

wonder what the smallest animals with the most bite force are 🤔


madalma

So, if I'm reading this chart right, it would take about 15 humans to crush a car with their mouth.


jizyanus

Beautiful and unbelievably smart/powerful. I love these creatures! I don’t blame them for sinking sail boats lol


fauxregard

If this is accurate, and we're going on bite force alone, I'd be better off simultaneously fighting a nile crocodile, a hippo, a grizzly bear, a polar bear, a jaguar, a great white shark, an alligator, a gorilla, and a human person than I would fighting a single orca.


Many_Gay

Bro forgot macaws. Those guys got power


chainsawinsect

More fake news - this graph omits the obvious #1 contender - squirrels 😂 (But seriously, an adult Eastern Gray Squirrel has a bite force of up to 22,000 psi!)


TheBattleFaze

What the hell do they need this for? Why did they evolve to crush boulders with their teeth?


erepair

Orcas really are modern dinosaurs. Check out this orca skeleton. https://imgur.com/a/pD0R7JB


Die_Bart__Di

No wonder they can rip the livers right out of great white sharks


Mental-Doughnuts

Gorgeous data presentation. Clear, clever, and those animals look like they’re smiling! Cute and smart. Thank you!


tazjas

Pound for pound, the Tasmanian Devil has the strongest bite.


Achillies2heel

Orcas fuck so hard, but sound like squeaky toys...