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DrugChemistry

It means your friend shares entirely too much information with you about their masturbation habits


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Blahblah778

No, that wouldn't make any sense with the graph shown. Nobody wants to hear about the size of your loads, fuckin weirdo.


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I_Thot_So

If you’re going to make a pun about it, at least spell semen correctly.


maclunkey91

A bit anticlimactic


Swarley001

I want to know why it flat lines into the middle of the graph. I expected it to peak then roller coaster into negative y values


-H2O2

Apparently, if you go nofap there is a temporary period where you lose interest in anything sexual.


FutureVoodoo

So the time scale isn't in minutes????


dracorotor1

*Badum-tiss*


Beny1995

End.


Acceptable6

It's sad how Nofap just ends after 32 unspecified units


dracorotor1

I thought this was part of that stupid “no fap November” trend, but November doesn’t have 32 days so I’m both totally lost and completely uninterested in finding out


schizeckinosy

It clearly ended with fap. Resets back to 0


ChewsOnBricks

Or death, the 32 unites = 3 years


cgw3737

Prolly just an off-by-one error. EDIT Nevermind, I think off-by-one error would make it one less, not one more


MajesticClam

32 minutes I guess


Datamackirk

Well, crap. I should have read further before commenting.


Datamackirk

The units are minutes. His friend needs to seek help.


dies-IRS

The unit is 13.8 Gy, obviously


Stormtech5

They lasted a whole 32 hours damn!


rabbiskittles

Seems pretty clear, x-axis is time, y-axis is your friend’s subjective experience of their sexual excitement. It’s super unclear what that means, how it was measured, or what the units are, but we can probably infer it was just an arbitrary, subjective 1-10 scale or similar. The x-axis labels should probably be on top of the graph as labeled intervals.


DrugChemistry

X-axis needs a scale, too. Is this all one day or is this a week or month or year?


rabbiskittles

Good point! If I had to guess, I’d say each point is one day, but you’re right, I shouldn’t have to guess.


wren56

It's the NoFap November meme, so the total length of the x-axis should be 1 month. Probably?


-Bushdid911

the NoFap challenge is something different from No Nut November. They are similar but different. NoFap is arguably even more toxic than NNN since people challenge one another to go way more than a mpnth without fapping.


wren56

Why do people have to make sex hormones so taboo? Just get a blood panel and get on trt if they are worried about having low T. Works a whole lot better than cultivating primordial yang or whatever they're calling it.


physics515

I think the x axis is one "experience" (for lack of a better term). Or more accurately, from beginning to completion.


strolls

It's probably 8 hours or something - his day at work.


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BULLDAWGFAN74

Boners per pee pee touch has been the standard since about 2008. Get some refresher training.


Grouchy_Elephant

I think it means your friend entered God mode


Scdsco

God mode is just being really horny?


SitOnDownOk

Yes


spectral-shenanigans

In the spirit of Zeus, fuck literally any and every thing


PythonBoomerang

I heard he fucked an ostrich.


Vellicative

Allegedly


PythonBoomerang

Yeah, I think it would take two guys to fuck an ostrich. Three, even.


thnderbolt

I always thought it means that you can achieve anything you want (with no distractions). Nooo, it's how much you want to get laid.


4Serious20

And no: I did not cut out the diagram so that the data of the two axes are not visible \^\^


dankboi2102

No fap bros are something else..


ChewsOnBricks

I remember seeing a post where some guy said he was so pent up and desperate that when a lady asked for a pen, he barreled through a bunch of people to give one to her. This was supposed to be a testimonial on how great no fap is.


Spook404

sheesh, it's a two part problem fellas


DrkMoodWD

The subreddit is peak Reddit moment tbh


loonattica

It means your friend doesn’t know what the word “peak” means.


metallic_smellsayyid

He hasn't even begun to peak


SillyActuary

No one said the y axis was god mode though you silly goose


JackKelly-ESQ

They're coming out as an incel


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vinfox

It means you should stop being friends with this person.


Business-Lynx-2985

That’s a little harsh


EverydayLemon

what happens at the end


Lithuim

Sudden testicular decompression occurs after 33 days of nofap.


Kep0a

you die


Fuck_You_Downvote

It is from birth to death, and your friend is telling you he is about to enter god mode and go out in a blaze of sexual gravy


Obelion_

Probably tells you to get a new friend


lt_dan_zsu

It appears your friend rated his horniness on a scale of 1-8 over the course of 32 days where he didn't masturbate. My interpretation of this data is that your friend is overly concerned with his masturbation habits and you should tell him to seek help and possibly sever contact.


thefancyyeller

This is possibly the funniest graph I have ever seen


v_ult

Get off Reddit speaker Johnson


drillgorg

Maybe they were doing nofap so they could show more interest in their partner?


_AthensMatt_

It means your friend’s a dumb dumb


BichCunt

It means your friend is in peak god mode and needs a brojob.


Wendy_is_OP

Idk but its sorta shaped like the eraser head baby


sanjosanjo

For some reason I think the y axis could be "interested", as Kevin Nealon explained in this adult film review. https://youtu.be/lMc_jc2IHhg


manoftheocean

it means youre 15


4Serious20

Finally young again.


GullibleCupcake6115

No fapping? Hell naw!! Im fapping while reading and typing this! 😂😂😋


CR24752

God mode?


djkentuckyham

Looks like a hype cycle chart.


Superb_Owl_83

He's probably coming out and discretely asking you for a hand.


SwampiiTV

So everyone I'm the comments is mentioning how op should stop talking to this friend on no fap, I just get why other than it is a little bit over sharing


alandc

Is this in hours or days?


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ToniMacaroni1211

Your friend is a ding dong


Ibebarrett

A tolerance break is good for everything in life