Sorry to be serious but I really hate how some people define simping as "showing literally any amount of interest in a woman." Like even if she's also into you. You can like women guys it's not gay.
That's, like, every circlejerk sub in a nutshell. I know it's time to log off Reddit for the day when I post something that gets a bunch of upvotes and then have to think, "wait, are these people upvoting because of the irony or because they think I'm serious?"
Either you're willing to humiliate yourself and give up everything for a woman or you're gay, those are the two extremes, being in the middle makes you bisexual I guess. That makes you bisexual! Embrace it man, it's 2024.
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I prefer a more relatable Batman.
Reminds me of in *Venture Bros* when Brock Samson gets accidentally gassed with the “God Gas” Rusty had been working on, and so goes to confess to Warriana.
[Here’s](https://youtu.be/GPjk15qVWKs?si=O_-IqJ8uYoeVPEkW) a compilation of Warriana scenes, with the bit of Samson declaring his feelings about two minutes in.
Wait, really? That doesn't fit AT ALL, even visually, if you compare DCAU Diana to DCAU Batgirl or Supergirl, who are very clearly, like vividly teenagers, Diana just looks like a grown woman in comparison.
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The sigma gods have decided and it ain’t looking good
If I was in his shoes I’d be begging Diana to peg me ngl
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I just yesterday saw the scene in the Justice League cartoon where Wonder Woman stops a missile, but it falls on top of her, and Batman immediately tries desperately to dig and find her while the other JL members seem to think she's dead and don't even try. She of course was fine but it was honestly a super touching moment.... making the original post even more bizarre.
What's especially funny is that Martian Manhunter is standing right there and could have told him she was fine at any time, but apparently decided to just lay back in the cut and let everyone freak out.
Yes, but these mfs think that being a lone loser is being a sigma gigachad, Bruce ending up alone in Batman Beyond is meant to be sad, not sigma... He's a single 80 year old, the get off my lawn depressed type of grandpa, the type to fall asleep on the table after dinner and not have any grandkids to wake him up.
I read it as they had been turned into their early teenage selves, so they lost the maturity and reservations they had as adults and were a little more hormonal. Except for Batman, who’s been a brooding serious sadboy every single day of his life.
DCAU writers didn't really have much material for Diana except being an angry warrior and Batman's fangirl. Well unless you count the occasional misandrist remarks.
DCAU is probably one of the worst things to ever happen to Wonder Woman as a character.
I'm not saying I hate it, it's just that Diana's overall treatment and this abysmal WonderBat ship ruins my mood sometimes.
1984 was a half-measure.
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Extremely strong overlap between people who say DCAU Wonder Woman is the best Wonder Woman and that's also the only version of Wonder Woman they've ever watched/read.
I remember someone on the DCAU subreddit saying that version of Wonder Woman is the best because it gets rid of all the feminisit propaganda and gives us just the superhero action.
No. Because he was too busy worshiping Zatanna’s tiny feet.
Because Paul Dini is a total Simp for Goth magicians i.e. he is a total 100% Simp in love with his wife.
Blarghhh.
🤮
All of the best minds say that it’s gay to love your wife. And while it is OK to be gay, ( some say the superior sexuality because you’re not having sex with women ) you’re not allowed to express any emotion , like musicals , or wear colors . and cuddling is right out.
/rj
I actually think it’s sweet that he loves his wife so much I however I do think it’s weird how even before they got married, he mad Simped for Zatanna it had every character he wrote do the same .
But hey, this is his wife, Misty Lee, so being obsessed with goth women magicians worked out for him. Good for him.
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… sadly, I will not be marrying Maxence Danet-Fauvel. He is both too young and too heterosexual for me.
He’s a lovely guy who, even in a post pandemic world gives fans hugs and suffers from social anxiety, so I wish him well.
🙏❤️
Funny thing, that was John Byrne's doing; he wanted a more naive Diana for some (probably horny) reason. Though it's still no reason to pair her with Bruce.
It also fucked up Donna Troy's origin.
Yeah, here's the video that explains his age btw in case you are wondering:
[https://youtu.be/ir\_J0afgu-o](https://youtu.be/ir_J0afgu-o)
Still Bruce Timm insists that Bruce is "forever 35" not sure how that's significantly different, but from life experience alone Bruce has already been Batman for more than 12 years at the VERY least (Mask of the Phantasm establishes he became Batman 10 years prior to the present day of the movie, which is during BTAS, and then the comic "The Lost Years" chronicles Dick Grayson's two years apart from Batman in his training to become Nightwing, which all happens before the new adventures, which is obviously before JLU)so he's definetly more worldly than her.
So yeah i prefer to ignore Dwane's statement about Diana's age, as it's not in any official material, it's just wrong that she's younger than even Wally West Flash, as he is meant to be the youngest of the team.
I literally screenshotted that exact post that subreddit is so dead it’s just annoying ass guys pushing 40 who’ve only watched the animated series posting the same three things on a loop. And anytime someone asks a question like ‘do u guys prefer the batfleck suit or batinson suit’ the top comment is always ‘oh I prefer the Adam west suit’ or ‘u forgot to mention the animated series’ like please stfu u guys make the Arkham subreddit feel like comedy gold. Never gonna unsub tho
I’ve seen everything in the DCAU at least twice(except the zeta project cus it’s dumb). Batman did occasionally give hints that he felt the same way about Wonder Woman. His reason for never acting on that is it would needlessly complicate things and dating on a team never works out. That isn’t being a chad, it’s just having some self control. Of course a bunch of neck beards that fall in love with any woman that looks at them don’t understand that.
No. That mf just doesn't wanna let people know he ain't alright with head and he kidnaps little boys from street, then puts them in skimpy outfits.
He aint sigma
He didn’t want to complicate things in the team and didn’t want to risk putting Diana in danger. Yes, she’s strong, but if people found out her identity, they could go after her loved ones or even Batman’s. It’s too risky and he knows it.
I mean, to be fair… Bats would have to worry about gods, giant women and rabid big cats knocking on his door, meanwhile none of his rogues would really put a dent on her besides Clayface or Poison Ivy.
Batman, especially in this continuity, is an example of a traumatized child who struggles with letting other people in, something he would only get worse at over many years of loss and pain, and would come to regret but never truely overcome, until maybe his final years of life with his son and his dog. Why are people trying to say this is something to aspire to?
Depending on what you're watching, DCAU Batman is either one of the best versions of the character or is an absolute creep and loser who ultimately failed at everything.
Sorry to be serious but I really hate how some people define simping as "showing literally any amount of interest in a woman." Like even if she's also into you. You can like women guys it's not gay.
This is one of those things that is equally likely to be an irony poisoned joke or completely serious.
God, I hate those, I don't want to be the guy ruining the fun, but I also don't want to laugh if they're serious.
That's, like, every circlejerk sub in a nutshell. I know it's time to log off Reddit for the day when I post something that gets a bunch of upvotes and then have to think, "wait, are these people upvoting because of the irony or because they think I'm serious?"
Either you're willing to humiliate yourself and give up everything for a woman or you're gay, those are the two extremes, being in the middle makes you bisexual I guess. That makes you bisexual! Embrace it man, it's 2024.
https://preview.redd.it/iojo5v9bn7xc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=744c8c4c9bcee262dc76ebde072c54feba927a5d I prefer a more relatable Batman.
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Reminds me of in *Venture Bros* when Brock Samson gets accidentally gassed with the “God Gas” Rusty had been working on, and so goes to confess to Warriana. [Here’s](https://youtu.be/GPjk15qVWKs?si=O_-IqJ8uYoeVPEkW) a compilation of Warriana scenes, with the bit of Samson declaring his feelings about two minutes in.
Holy shit the whip up his ass the next morning lmao that show is too fucking good.
"No butt stuff this time ok?" *Whips out lasso of truth* "AGH! I LIKED IT!"
"Lord... I beg of you"
The only time I found batman relatable
I think I do too. https://preview.redd.it/blwvexxf48xc1.jpeg?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4809013f54c3aeaecb839b58c8d7bd38cdebea4d
This was me watching Muppets Most Wanted any time Tina Fey was doing her dommy mommy moose and squirrel schtick tbh
I wish this were me every night
do NOT mess with Amy the hedgehog bruh😭
This reminds me of a character from Invincible. Her name was Anissa
This Batman is such a sigma epic bacon chad that he would rather have sex with his friend’s daughter than his peer 💪
Isn't DCAU Diana somewhere in Babs' age range?
Oh damn, you’re right. The creeps behind the DCAU made Diana 18 for some godforsaken reason
The reason is someone on the team was really into young women throwing themselves at the guy named Bruce :D
 That rascal
Wait, really? That doesn't fit AT ALL, even visually, if you compare DCAU Diana to DCAU Batgirl or Supergirl, who are very clearly, like vividly teenagers, Diana just looks like a grown woman in comparison.
Tbf i don't think it's ever stated in the show
As I understand it, someone from the creative team said it somewhere on the internet some time in the past. So yeah, pretty easy to disregard it.
Dwayne McDuffie confirmed it a couple of times. And considering she was always written in a "born sexy yesterday" way, it adds up.
only once and no way she's 18 come on
Stop following me around.
Also note that she wasn’t just his friend’s daughter, she was his son’s fiancée.
https://preview.redd.it/4ieqdyjqs7xc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dab924cb425440d0ca5b3fc4290abe0fa71a11b0 The sigma gods have decided and it ain’t looking good
https://preview.redd.it/lgjdzgnea8xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9986a76c5547505dd4347f13e6f53829a7b2e5f I’m revoking your gene-pool privileges
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Say it ain't so, Alan!
https://preview.redd.it/f4hl1htbe8xc1.jpeg?width=632&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ef75f30620c1d58991cf41e2ce8d53fae19f906 The wizard said so after all
Is that Alan Moore?
If I was in his shoes I’d be begging Diana to peg me ngl https://preview.redd.it/qqgrq5o7f7xc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=072af226861976bf1f909645690a0b18e169aeb8
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So many interesting crossovers in one string.
Yusuke jumpscare.
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Who are you saying to let cook here
And so would Sanji
no dude just has deep problems hence he ends up bitter and alone.
Turns out Sigma just meant attachment issues stemming from unresolved childhood trauma.
The real sigma was the friends we alienated along the way.
I read it as "sleep problems" and it made sense honestly
https://preview.redd.it/asuoglzsi9xc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f89bfdc0bcfebb88d198c1fb1e2cc8c03599c583 DEEP PROBLEMS?!?!?!?!?!
Imagine having a demi-god wanting you, and you fumble that shit and end up alone😳😔
Diana found out he was grooming Babs and cut him off
Good for her.
Day 1,00x of vehemently wishing that’s not canon.
I just yesterday saw the scene in the Justice League cartoon where Wonder Woman stops a missile, but it falls on top of her, and Batman immediately tries desperately to dig and find her while the other JL members seem to think she's dead and don't even try. She of course was fine but it was honestly a super touching moment.... making the original post even more bizarre.
What's especially funny is that Martian Manhunter is standing right there and could have told him she was fine at any time, but apparently decided to just lay back in the cut and let everyone freak out.
I want her to crush my head with her thighs and thrown 7 times
Yes, but these mfs think that being a lone loser is being a sigma gigachad, Bruce ending up alone in Batman Beyond is meant to be sad, not sigma... He's a single 80 year old, the get off my lawn depressed type of grandpa, the type to fall asleep on the table after dinner and not have any grandkids to wake him up.
Wonder Woman and Batman were turned into children and the first thing Wonder Woman did was start hitting on the child Batman.
I know I was so confused why they chose THAT episode of all episodes to start really pushing the ship
I read it as they had been turned into their early teenage selves, so they lost the maturity and reservations they had as adults and were a little more hormonal. Except for Batman, who’s been a brooding serious sadboy every single day of his life.
Witnessing the loss of your parents firsthand would do that to ya
DCAU writers didn't really have much material for Diana except being an angry warrior and Batman's fangirl. Well unless you count the occasional misandrist remarks.
Bats is just autistic and a homosexual duh
[удалено]
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Batman fans try to treat female characters as his equal and not another woman for him to bang challenge (impossible)
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Me when i hate women but also want them to be attracted to me
Man is obviously gay for Sup.
Who wouldnt want those supertitties though?
DCAU is probably one of the worst things to ever happen to Wonder Woman as a character. I'm not saying I hate it, it's just that Diana's overall treatment and this abysmal WonderBat ship ruins my mood sometimes.
When it comes to the trinity you can almost always count on Diana getting the wrong end of the stick.
In the DCEU she got it better than Supes or Batman
...At least until Wonder Woman 1984
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Still not as bad as Zaddy's Superman and MurderBat, at least she was close to her normal self.
Better than injustice and flashpoint
To be fair, almost anything is better then Injustice or Flashpoint, they're Injustice and Flashpoint!
>Name a event after Flash >Fucking Batman is the main character again
At least Flashpoint is supposed to be drastically different from the mainline version.
Flashpoint Wonder Woman is awful because that's the point. It's an apocalypse timeline where everything went batshit
Extremely strong overlap between people who say DCAU Wonder Woman is the best Wonder Woman and that's also the only version of Wonder Woman they've ever watched/read.
I remember someone on the DCAU subreddit saying that version of Wonder Woman is the best because it gets rid of all the feminisit propaganda and gives us just the superhero action.
William Marston bursting out of his horny grave to go give that fella a lesson in respecting women.
No dummy, It's bc she is hot.
If one good thing came out of it, it gave us Susan Eisenberg as Wonder Woman, the quintessential voice for her imo.
I do say it, I hate that Diana, and her inability to not be a simp for the ages in her relationships. :v
how the fuck did his chin change shape like that
Puberty hit him harder than Bane.
He’s already in a committed relationship with Joe
Chill? 😳
No, kur
Man and Soup are a gay couple and Woman is tagging along just to have guy friends.
No. Because he was too busy worshiping Zatanna’s tiny feet. Because Paul Dini is a total Simp for Goth magicians i.e. he is a total 100% Simp in love with his wife. Blarghhh. 🤮 All of the best minds say that it’s gay to love your wife. And while it is OK to be gay, ( some say the superior sexuality because you’re not having sex with women ) you’re not allowed to express any emotion , like musicals , or wear colors . and cuddling is right out. /rj I actually think it’s sweet that he loves his wife so much I however I do think it’s weird how even before they got married, he mad Simped for Zatanna it had every character he wrote do the same . But hey, this is his wife, Misty Lee, so being obsessed with goth women magicians worked out for him. Good for him. https://preview.redd.it/ua2kg1lyk8xc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e9d4cf9f148ac72e1434aa7b15632b3e7c796ff … sadly, I will not be marrying Maxence Danet-Fauvel. He is both too young and too heterosexual for me. He’s a lovely guy who, even in a post pandemic world gives fans hugs and suffers from social anxiety, so I wish him well. 🙏❤️
He's just mentally ill
no he's just a bottom
No he's just gay
Nah, he’d never betray his 2 boyfriends, Superman and Joker
Reminder that Diana is 18 in the DCAU
Funny thing, that was John Byrne's doing; he wanted a more naive Diana for some (probably horny) reason. Though it's still no reason to pair her with Bruce. It also fucked up Donna Troy's origin.
I mean a naive Diana is cool but she shouldn't be so naive by the time she's with the JL
Wouldn't it have been George Pérez since he's the one who helmed the Wonder Woman reboot?
And Bruce is... early 40's (in JLU)?
Fuck me that's worse then I thought
Yeah, here's the video that explains his age btw in case you are wondering: [https://youtu.be/ir\_J0afgu-o](https://youtu.be/ir_J0afgu-o) Still Bruce Timm insists that Bruce is "forever 35" not sure how that's significantly different, but from life experience alone Bruce has already been Batman for more than 12 years at the VERY least (Mask of the Phantasm establishes he became Batman 10 years prior to the present day of the movie, which is during BTAS, and then the comic "The Lost Years" chronicles Dick Grayson's two years apart from Batman in his training to become Nightwing, which all happens before the new adventures, which is obviously before JLU)so he's definetly more worldly than her. So yeah i prefer to ignore Dwane's statement about Diana's age, as it's not in any official material, it's just wrong that she's younger than even Wally West Flash, as he is meant to be the youngest of the team.
Writers try not to make the embodiment of feminism a swooning damsel challenge:
Actually his name is Batgos
Simp? Someone who hates women used a Time Machine to post this.
Why do, we, men, love the fantasy of having thousands of women simp over use while we pretend we don’t care? In real life is way different
I literally screenshotted that exact post that subreddit is so dead it’s just annoying ass guys pushing 40 who’ve only watched the animated series posting the same three things on a loop. And anytime someone asks a question like ‘do u guys prefer the batfleck suit or batinson suit’ the top comment is always ‘oh I prefer the Adam west suit’ or ‘u forgot to mention the animated series’ like please stfu u guys make the Arkham subreddit feel like comedy gold. Never gonna unsub tho
same thing with the spider-man sub, it's all just "who's spiderman's nemesis" or horny posting
Batman: I need a sign!
Why'd they take away his blue highlights smh
With Diana’s physical strenght, things could go very wrong very fast in bed.
Turns out that DCAU batman was into younger women
No superman is Wonder Woman only
Uj/ Relationships are a distraction, OP is right
Nah he's just scared to talk to women (he's just like me)
He’s a Batcel Batmantary Celibate
I’ve seen everything in the DCAU at least twice(except the zeta project cus it’s dumb). Batman did occasionally give hints that he felt the same way about Wonder Woman. His reason for never acting on that is it would needlessly complicate things and dating on a team never works out. That isn’t being a chad, it’s just having some self control. Of course a bunch of neck beards that fall in love with any woman that looks at them don’t understand that.
These are the same guys who be talking about the "male loneliness epidemic" btw
i mean is he wrong??
This is why Batman is the ultimate Chad.
No. That mf just doesn't wanna let people know he ain't alright with head and he kidnaps little boys from street, then puts them in skimpy outfits. He aint sigma
There's a relevant clip or two in here [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dk5Ul25-iI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dk5Ul25-iI)
What’s the top one?
No, he begat Damien...
What the fuck is batman
According to this relationship scheme, after someone hits on you you should go into simp mode hoping for the best, immediately?
Catwoman: https://preview.redd.it/3wzy1lmsbaxc1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1f795190c5ea55dee76f11c3971b8b98ce82155
He didn’t want to complicate things in the team and didn’t want to risk putting Diana in danger. Yes, she’s strong, but if people found out her identity, they could go after her loved ones or even Batman’s. It’s too risky and he knows it.
I mean, to be fair… Bats would have to worry about gods, giant women and rabid big cats knocking on his door, meanwhile none of his rogues would really put a dent on her besides Clayface or Poison Ivy.
I would possibly add scarecrow for his gas.
Didn't he literally simp at some point in JLU? He just doesn't show it because he's batman or something like that.
I miss when we called these people anti-social losers rather than sigma
Sigma males, omicron strain, I'm glad I avoided frat life.
Batman, especially in this continuity, is an example of a traumatized child who struggles with letting other people in, something he would only get worse at over many years of loss and pain, and would come to regret but never truely overcome, until maybe his final years of life with his son and his dog. Why are people trying to say this is something to aspire to?
Let me reminded you they made her 18 for some damn reason. And I thought for like 10 years she was Bruce’s age but she isn’t she’s 18.
Depending on what you're watching, DCAU Batman is either one of the best versions of the character or is an absolute creep and loser who ultimately failed at everything.
Apparently being attracted to someone and doing advances in a healthy way = simping, but being emotionally stunted and traumatized = sigma chad.
Batman is so mentally broken that he may as well be asexual, not to mention the lack of time to commit to a relationship.
God I fucking hate wonderbat