Alright, let's do this one last time. My name is Satoru Gojo, the strongest. Thanks mostly do to my Six eyes and my family's cursed technique: the Limitless. With those I became the strongest sorcerer around, defeating curses here and there, hanging out with two best buds in the world: Shoko and Suguru. Well until he... Well besides that, I train my students like Megumi, Nobara, and my most recent one: Yuji Itadori! Together I hope they can make a world that can defend itself with having me around. But until then, I am the one and only Satoru Gojo.
Alright, let's do this one last time. My name is Ratchet. Years ago, I was stuck on my home planet all by myself, trying to make a ship so I could go.... literally anywhere else. Luckily, a random robot, also my soon-to-be best friend: Clank, fell off an assembly line and out of the sky, giving my ship the kick-start it needed to blast off. And after a while of collecting gadgets and ripping my enemies a new one, Clank and I ended up saving the whole galaxy from being harvested by some corporate suit named Drek. Afterwards, the "dynamic duo" of Ratchet & Clank became galaxy wide celebrities. We got sponsorship deals, less-than-pleasing TV shows, and we even got trained as commandos! But earlier today, at a parade celebrating me and Clank's adventures, our old "pal" Dr. Nefarious sent us through a rift in time-space! Which wasn't exactly on my agenda that day. Whatever happened, I got separated from Clank, and I seem to be in a completely different dimension. Wherever this takes me, I'm sure it'll be *riveting.*
Music: Aridia Outpost X11
“Alright, let’s do this one last time. I am the Dovahkiin, Dragonborn. I was on a cart ride to Helgen for my execution, when a dragon showed up. Later, a slayed a different dragon and absorbed its soul, this marking me as the Dragonborn.”
Alright let’s do this one last time, My name is Misaka Mikoto a Lv 5 esper with The abilities to Manipulate electricity that I conduct from my body and use it form my own attack The Railgun and after that you should know the rest. beat up some jerks trying to flirt with me, Caused a black out to a city to beat a jerk I meet one night… accidentally short out a robot… killed more then 20 or so versions of myself… *Breath* but still after everything I know that some people will stay by me and help me further my abilities… after all there’s only so much a lone Kick-Ass high schooler can do
Music: Awake and alive
Alright, let's do this one final time. My name is Eddie Brock. I was once a reporter with a successful reputation. Then, I got fired. In my rage, I took it out on Peter Parker. When I asked God to kill him, a thing dropped on me. It bonded with me, like a parasite (A parasite?) Shut up, I'm talking. Anyway, I gained the powers of Spider-Man. At first, I used it to go after Peter and those who were close to him. That was until it spawned a "kid" and then that thing went on a murder spree. I told Pete I'd work with him, and eventually in time, my spite towards him declined. Then I defeated a god of symbiotes, had a kid, and then finally killed that "kid" of mine. Even now, I still am the one and only... (No, not you. We, dumbass). Oh, yeah. We are... the one... the only... VENOM, THE LETHAL PROTECTOR!!
Alright, let's do this one last time. My name is Ben Tennyson, wielder of the most powerful device in the universe. Six years ago, I found a watch in a pod, and with it I can become slimy, creepy, fast, strong,and any shape and size of alien. Alongside my grandpa Max who used to be a space cop called a "plumber", and my cousin Gwen we fought badguys from earth and space. There was rough spots in there, like taking the watch off for a while and losing one of my favorite aliens, but man, I wouldn't change a thing. After Kevin, one of my badguys joined up with us the three of us became better than ever stopping a galaxy wide conspiracy , saving all of reality from a power hungry despot, and beating squidface more times than I can count. But things change, eventually Gwen went to college, and Kevin followed close behind (oh yeah they're dating, I forgot when that started). Since then, I got a new partner, Rook, and he's a little strange, but he's alright. The two of us stopped a group bent on beating the creator of the watch, an alien invasion, a rogue blackops faction of the Plumbers, my evil doppleganger, and even a couple time gods along the way. There's a lot of me out there, but I'm the best, the one and only Prime Ben, and no matter where I go, it's gonna be hero time!
Song: Alive- Warbly Jets
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNK
Translation: Alright, let's do this one last time. I'm Godzilla King of the monsters i was given this role due to the importance my species has on nature. Essesntially: i'm like a guardian, always there keeping balance to the world and checking on other monsters from time time. occasionally other elsewhere monsters try to dethrone me (to varrying success) for their mailcious purposes, wether it would be destroying earth, conquering it, life wiping it or just there to kill me specifically. Most of them are pretty weak and the ones that were challenging my other allies like Mothra or Anguirus usually help me with them. Tho those arent the usual extent to my "adventures" we could say, ive killed the greek gods, killed satan and even fought the avengers once. Despite all of this i made many allies and rivals across my millions of years of being an Alpha some of them used to be my enemies. When im not keeping an eye on past rivals or other monsters i mostly just spend time with my child Godzilla JR! i hope to train him so that he could be as strong or even stronger than me. Until then i remain as the one and only King Of The Monsters.
"Alright, let's do this one more time."
"Hi. My name is Leonard Church... or Alpha... or Epsilon... or The Director... usually people call me Church. And despite what I may look like, I'm not actually some badass Space Ma-"
"Hey Church!"
"-Uh, I'm not actually some badass Space Marine, I am an Artif-"
"Church!"
"-An Artificial Intelligence prog-"
"Church where the hell are you?!"
"Y'know what I'm just gonna start again... Hi. My name is Leonar-"
"Church!"
"-Is Leonard-"
"CHURCH!"
"-Leonard Chur-"
"HEY CHURCH!"
"...God DAMN IT! WHAT? WHAT DO YOU WANT!?"
"Come on! Get over here and check this out!"
"Yeah okay okay I'm coming! God I can't even have one fuckin' moment to myself, not a single second. It's always 'come look at this Church!' or 'Church we need you for something!', fuckin' assholes. God I forgot how much this place sucks..."
Alright, let's do this one last time.
My name is Izuku Midoryia.
(Insert that fucking "in a world where 99% of people have an extra ordinary ability" monologue we hear at the start of EVERY fucking season)
Alright let's do this one last time, my name...just call me the doctor, i was born a time lord which comes who several timmy wimmy benefits, and most importantly a very high intellect and education, this is my tardis my ship and partner i stole it and run away exploring the universe and found my true call at helping people , i won't call myself a hero but more like an idiot with a box and a screwdriver, passing by and giving help
Alright, lets- Ugh, NO! I can't say that!
Ok, Fools! I am Starscream!...Hold your applause! Kneel and worship the TRUE leader of the Decepticons!...assuming I can ever dispose of that accursed Megatron! I am the air commander of the Seekers! The silver snake, If you will.. I Am more powerful than any other decepticon! No matter what anybot says! With mu null rays, i can turn you humans into piles of dust in seconds! Now, BOW BEFORE ME HUMANS! BOW! Or BE INCINERATED!
Yessss I love these.
“Okay everyone we’re doing this one last time, seriously this one is for real. My name is Cole Macgrath. I was blown up by a Ray Sphere and for the couple past months I’ve been the one and only, Prime Conduit. I think the rest is pretty clear. I learned to control my powers, worked for the government, lost my girlfriend, ouch. Had some beef with my best friend Zeke. Killed a future version of myself. Then I almost died to the Beast. But I got up stronger than ever, that’s what I do. I came to New Marais, met some conduits, beat up some monsters. There was also this whole vampire thing….eeeeehh….we don’t talk about that one. I got some new ice powers. Also faced the Beast and saved the entire humanity. Unfortunately that meant I and all the other conduits would be gone, but hey I think it was worth it. I got titled the Patron Saint of New Marais, so that’s pretty cool. But maybe, just maybe, some of us survived. And they’ll make sure to continue my legacy *wink wink*.
I loved being a hero even if it couldn’t last long.
Because sometimes we face moments that define us. They push you further than you’ve ever thought possible, and force you to make choices. No matter what the cost.”
*lights cigarette*
Alright, let's do this one last time. My name is "Blackleg" Sanji and I'm the cook for the Straw Hat Pirates.
After escaping my mad scientist of a father, who abused and changed me in many ways, I was taken in by a man named Zeff. He would have me work alongside him on the Baratie, a floating restaurant, allowing me to do the thing I love.
All that changed the moment Luffy came to me, asking if I'd be the cook for his crew. While I was hesitant at first, I realized that sailing with the future King of the Pirates would help bring me closer to finding "The All Blue," a spot where all the oceans meet.
Since the day I joined, we've been traveling the vast seas. We've been to a world in the clouds, saved an island straight out of a horror story, saved an underwater civilization from being decimated, and so much more. We've faced down a wannabe "God," warlords, and even the Emperors of the Sea. All with the goal of making our captain, Monkey D. Luffy, the King of the Pirates.
Now, who's hungry?
Alright,let’s do this one last time.My name is Miles “Tails” Prower,Long ago I was born with two tails and I got bullied for it until I met the one and only Sonic The Hedghog.he runs fast and is super cool.me and Sonic have faced Eggman and his robots for years and we never give up no matter what.I’m a very smart fox who likes to build things and help my friends with anything that tries to get in their path And I can fly.I am truly someone to be treated with respect.I am Miles “Tails” Prower.
Alright, let's do this one last time. My name is Satoru Gojo, the strongest. Thanks mostly do to my Six eyes and my family's cursed technique: the Limitless. With those I became the strongest sorcerer around, defeating curses here and there, hanging out with two best buds in the world: Shoko and Suguru. Well until he... Well besides that, I train my students like Megumi, Nobara, and my most recent one: Yuji Itadori! Together I hope they can make a world that can defend itself with having me around. But until then, I am the one and only Satoru Gojo.
Alright, let's do this one last time. My name is Ratchet. Years ago, I was stuck on my home planet all by myself, trying to make a ship so I could go.... literally anywhere else. Luckily, a random robot, also my soon-to-be best friend: Clank, fell off an assembly line and out of the sky, giving my ship the kick-start it needed to blast off. And after a while of collecting gadgets and ripping my enemies a new one, Clank and I ended up saving the whole galaxy from being harvested by some corporate suit named Drek. Afterwards, the "dynamic duo" of Ratchet & Clank became galaxy wide celebrities. We got sponsorship deals, less-than-pleasing TV shows, and we even got trained as commandos! But earlier today, at a parade celebrating me and Clank's adventures, our old "pal" Dr. Nefarious sent us through a rift in time-space! Which wasn't exactly on my agenda that day. Whatever happened, I got separated from Clank, and I seem to be in a completely different dimension. Wherever this takes me, I'm sure it'll be *riveting.* Music: Aridia Outpost X11
This is great
“Alright, let’s do this one last time. I am the Dovahkiin, Dragonborn. I was on a cart ride to Helgen for my execution, when a dragon showed up. Later, a slayed a different dragon and absorbed its soul, this marking me as the Dragonborn.”
Alright let’s do this one last time, My name is Misaka Mikoto a Lv 5 esper with The abilities to Manipulate electricity that I conduct from my body and use it form my own attack The Railgun and after that you should know the rest. beat up some jerks trying to flirt with me, Caused a black out to a city to beat a jerk I meet one night… accidentally short out a robot… killed more then 20 or so versions of myself… *Breath* but still after everything I know that some people will stay by me and help me further my abilities… after all there’s only so much a lone Kick-Ass high schooler can do Music: Awake and alive
bonus points: include an song that would play in the background
Alright, let's do this one final time. My name is Eddie Brock. I was once a reporter with a successful reputation. Then, I got fired. In my rage, I took it out on Peter Parker. When I asked God to kill him, a thing dropped on me. It bonded with me, like a parasite (A parasite?) Shut up, I'm talking. Anyway, I gained the powers of Spider-Man. At first, I used it to go after Peter and those who were close to him. That was until it spawned a "kid" and then that thing went on a murder spree. I told Pete I'd work with him, and eventually in time, my spite towards him declined. Then I defeated a god of symbiotes, had a kid, and then finally killed that "kid" of mine. Even now, I still am the one and only... (No, not you. We, dumbass). Oh, yeah. We are... the one... the only... VENOM, THE LETHAL PROTECTOR!!
Alright, let's do this one last time. My name is Ben Tennyson, wielder of the most powerful device in the universe. Six years ago, I found a watch in a pod, and with it I can become slimy, creepy, fast, strong,and any shape and size of alien. Alongside my grandpa Max who used to be a space cop called a "plumber", and my cousin Gwen we fought badguys from earth and space. There was rough spots in there, like taking the watch off for a while and losing one of my favorite aliens, but man, I wouldn't change a thing. After Kevin, one of my badguys joined up with us the three of us became better than ever stopping a galaxy wide conspiracy , saving all of reality from a power hungry despot, and beating squidface more times than I can count. But things change, eventually Gwen went to college, and Kevin followed close behind (oh yeah they're dating, I forgot when that started). Since then, I got a new partner, Rook, and he's a little strange, but he's alright. The two of us stopped a group bent on beating the creator of the watch, an alien invasion, a rogue blackops faction of the Plumbers, my evil doppleganger, and even a couple time gods along the way. There's a lot of me out there, but I'm the best, the one and only Prime Ben, and no matter where I go, it's gonna be hero time! Song: Alive- Warbly Jets
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNK Translation: Alright, let's do this one last time. I'm Godzilla King of the monsters i was given this role due to the importance my species has on nature. Essesntially: i'm like a guardian, always there keeping balance to the world and checking on other monsters from time time. occasionally other elsewhere monsters try to dethrone me (to varrying success) for their mailcious purposes, wether it would be destroying earth, conquering it, life wiping it or just there to kill me specifically. Most of them are pretty weak and the ones that were challenging my other allies like Mothra or Anguirus usually help me with them. Tho those arent the usual extent to my "adventures" we could say, ive killed the greek gods, killed satan and even fought the avengers once. Despite all of this i made many allies and rivals across my millions of years of being an Alpha some of them used to be my enemies. When im not keeping an eye on past rivals or other monsters i mostly just spend time with my child Godzilla JR! i hope to train him so that he could be as strong or even stronger than me. Until then i remain as the one and only King Of The Monsters.
"Alright, let's do this one more time." "Hi. My name is Leonard Church... or Alpha... or Epsilon... or The Director... usually people call me Church. And despite what I may look like, I'm not actually some badass Space Ma-" "Hey Church!" "-Uh, I'm not actually some badass Space Marine, I am an Artif-" "Church!" "-An Artificial Intelligence prog-" "Church where the hell are you?!" "Y'know what I'm just gonna start again... Hi. My name is Leonar-" "Church!" "-Is Leonard-" "CHURCH!" "-Leonard Chur-" "HEY CHURCH!" "...God DAMN IT! WHAT? WHAT DO YOU WANT!?" "Come on! Get over here and check this out!" "Yeah okay okay I'm coming! God I can't even have one fuckin' moment to myself, not a single second. It's always 'come look at this Church!' or 'Church we need you for something!', fuckin' assholes. God I forgot how much this place sucks..."
Alright, let's do this one last time. My name is Izuku Midoryia. (Insert that fucking "in a world where 99% of people have an extra ordinary ability" monologue we hear at the start of EVERY fucking season)
Alright let's do this one last time, my name...just call me the doctor, i was born a time lord which comes who several timmy wimmy benefits, and most importantly a very high intellect and education, this is my tardis my ship and partner i stole it and run away exploring the universe and found my true call at helping people , i won't call myself a hero but more like an idiot with a box and a screwdriver, passing by and giving help 
Alright, lets- Ugh, NO! I can't say that! Ok, Fools! I am Starscream!...Hold your applause! Kneel and worship the TRUE leader of the Decepticons!...assuming I can ever dispose of that accursed Megatron! I am the air commander of the Seekers! The silver snake, If you will.. I Am more powerful than any other decepticon! No matter what anybot says! With mu null rays, i can turn you humans into piles of dust in seconds! Now, BOW BEFORE ME HUMANS! BOW! Or BE INCINERATED!
Yessss I love these. “Okay everyone we’re doing this one last time, seriously this one is for real. My name is Cole Macgrath. I was blown up by a Ray Sphere and for the couple past months I’ve been the one and only, Prime Conduit. I think the rest is pretty clear. I learned to control my powers, worked for the government, lost my girlfriend, ouch. Had some beef with my best friend Zeke. Killed a future version of myself. Then I almost died to the Beast. But I got up stronger than ever, that’s what I do. I came to New Marais, met some conduits, beat up some monsters. There was also this whole vampire thing….eeeeehh….we don’t talk about that one. I got some new ice powers. Also faced the Beast and saved the entire humanity. Unfortunately that meant I and all the other conduits would be gone, but hey I think it was worth it. I got titled the Patron Saint of New Marais, so that’s pretty cool. But maybe, just maybe, some of us survived. And they’ll make sure to continue my legacy *wink wink*. I loved being a hero even if it couldn’t last long. Because sometimes we face moments that define us. They push you further than you’ve ever thought possible, and force you to make choices. No matter what the cost.”
*lights cigarette* Alright, let's do this one last time. My name is "Blackleg" Sanji and I'm the cook for the Straw Hat Pirates. After escaping my mad scientist of a father, who abused and changed me in many ways, I was taken in by a man named Zeff. He would have me work alongside him on the Baratie, a floating restaurant, allowing me to do the thing I love. All that changed the moment Luffy came to me, asking if I'd be the cook for his crew. While I was hesitant at first, I realized that sailing with the future King of the Pirates would help bring me closer to finding "The All Blue," a spot where all the oceans meet. Since the day I joined, we've been traveling the vast seas. We've been to a world in the clouds, saved an island straight out of a horror story, saved an underwater civilization from being decimated, and so much more. We've faced down a wannabe "God," warlords, and even the Emperors of the Sea. All with the goal of making our captain, Monkey D. Luffy, the King of the Pirates. Now, who's hungry?
My name, is Bruce Wayne...
Alright,let’s do this one last time.My name is Miles “Tails” Prower,Long ago I was born with two tails and I got bullied for it until I met the one and only Sonic The Hedghog.he runs fast and is super cool.me and Sonic have faced Eggman and his robots for years and we never give up no matter what.I’m a very smart fox who likes to build things and help my friends with anything that tries to get in their path And I can fly.I am truly someone to be treated with respect.I am Miles “Tails” Prower.