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Mere 2 doast or Mai jab 9th class mei thee tab gb road mei pakde gaye thee ghumte hue (kisi khote mei nahi ghuse) hum bhi sharminda hue uss samye
Cut to 6 month everything becomes normal
Cut to today we still laugh about that whole scene
bro this is why you should use reddit more. I saw a post of a guy getting caught with condoms and he just straight up gaslit his mom for not believing him and told her that there was a sexual health/STD awareness campaign in his college where these were distributed lol. Learn how to make up stories. helps a lot.
Although I agree with your second point, it's ironic to see it in the Delhi sub whereas Delhi is probably the city where BC MC and various slangs are most normalised.
Nice job though bro.
Parents ke dialog bc ... scar the kid for life . Ye to shukar hai ki banda thoda besharam hai . Warna ye sab sun ke faaltu depress ho raha hota .
One of friend was also caught with condom . Uski to AM Kara di in the same year. 23- 24 ka hoga shayad uss time. Just out of college.
I'll advice my daughter to not remove clothes to prove love/to get love. I'll encourage them to look for something long term(they can have sex in that) but I'll discourage the hookups- It increases chances of std.
Ummm ok. But where does all this come from ?? OP never mentioned hookups or short term . Just because he has a condom doesn't mean that he is hooking up. I guess the next gen is lost too π
Ayeee....bro reached the typical Indian household milestone of having family find perfectly reasonable possessions of an adult but get shocked nonetheless because it is related to sexual matters, which for Indians is okay as long as it's news of rape and sexual molestation but not when it comes to their children performing healthy sexual practices.
Incredible India. NOT.
College project tha awarness ka population controll mai nattak tha , or koi fake awarness questionnaire banake dikhake ki yeh survey kiya tha dikha dikha ke toh isi liye reh gaya wallet mai verna mai leta toh wallet mai kyun rakh ke ghumta .
Idk when will sex become a discussable topic in Indian households. Manβs literally practicing safe sex and the parents have to go on saying filth shadowed under values and traditions. Itβs a sad state of affair
Atleast tu tension nahi leta in sab ka. Great. Koi koi toh thoda bolne pe depress hote baitht te.
Also nice. Me pakda gya future me toh probably mujhe bhi yahi dialog lagne wala hain lmao.
Depress hoke bhi kya hi krluga, mene konsa koi khoon krdia ya to ho na ki kisi ki gaer manzoori se kuch kiya ho to bhi baat ho jab dono razamand ha to kya dikkat meri kya glti ye sab common ha ab
Chal bro I am proud of you. At 19 you are having sex and not jerking off in washroom like most idiots. Maybe also hit the gym and chahe koi kuch bhi kahe condom ka use karna mat chhodna..
Bolde college ke bahar ek survey chal raha thaa safe sex practice ke upar and unhone sabko condom baate hai. BTW most guys start carrying condoms from 19 years of age. Use ho na ho woh alag baat hai. Kuch toh aise hee leker ghumte hai bag mai π
College project tha awarness ka population controll mai nattak tha , or koi fake awarness questionnaire banake dikhake ki yeh survey kiya tha dikha dikha ke toh isi liye reh gaya wallet mai verna mai leta toh wallet mai kyun rakh ke ghumta .
Ek aisi similar post dekhi thi mene...uss bande ne apni mummy ko khe diya tha ki yeh condom awareness program ke liye hai..or maine apko isliye nhi btaya kyunki mujhe pta tha ap aisi hi react kroge(usne ek fake poster edit krkr bnaya tha as a proof to show his mom)
Terese acchi aulaad nai dekhi.. you use protection am proud of you β€οΈ if you were my son I would be very proud of you but itna hhi suggest karta ki consensual karo aur condom use karte raho & always check it's expiry date. I'm only 28 & don't know what it takes to be a father but i would be my child's bestest friend & not a parent.
Bhai agar vo samjhaane pe nahi maante to fir ek hi way hai
Buy 1000-2000rs worth of condoms, different flavors, different brands, different sizes and place them everywhere in your home. Apne pants ki pockets me. Bag me. Books me.
Let them find them. At one point, vo ummeed chhod denge tere sudharne ki.
reminds me of 2-3 years ago, when i got caught for multiple things in the same morning. got caught red handed while smoking in the balcony. then mom decided to check my cupboard to check where i keep my cigarettes; found a condom & stash + bhang ki goli.
probably the worst morning of my momβs life. and that was on motherβs day so π
Well have a serious talk with your parents and tell them that you are not doing anything just using condom to masturbate so things donβt get messy. Better than telling them that you raw dogging your girl sometimes because 1 condom ainβt nothing I bet it is sitting in your wallet for ages.
Kuch din baad apne aap ho jayega mohaul set abhi ghaav taaza hai thoda time de theek hone ko ab unke liye to tu abhi bhi bacha he hai aur hamesha he rahega, but do let them know ki you are an adult now and being responsible. Ab ye to keh nhi sakta ki hawas he aisi hai ruka nhi jata isliye ab bs kuch nhi wait kar situation shaant hone ki.
Mere saath bhi hua tha same...mene boldia ki dosto ne gift dia hai as a joke...I don't think they were completely convinced par manage ho gayi thi situation.
Mere ghar waale sahi hain, they found a condom in my wallet when I was 18, I'm a male btw (1st year of college). They were chill about it. And my mom just said "relationships mein thoda sambhal ke, bas zaada serious nahi hona". This was more than a decade ago.
Bada jaana pehchaana dialogue hai
https://preview.redd.it/w8eugbnny00d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be0747819dbb08f38903be078d1afbbe2b498c90
My mom found condom in my bag after I came back from travelling, she confronted me and said "I found condom in your backpack" and I said "you should be proud and happy that I am responsible and practice safe sex" , she gave me angry look but said nothing , later at dinner she was laughing. btw I was 26 at that time so i guess it was cool. Also my mom is quite liberal I think
this happened to me a few months back, i somehow managed to tell that there was a std awareness campaign in our college and they gave these to everyone and that's why it was there in my backpack. I even made a fake poster and a message of that event using gpt.
You have a chance to set boundaries with your parents. Tell them that you are old enough to consent and are free to make any choice in your life. Tell them that you are paying attention to your studies and are not into any bad habits like smoking and drinking. Assure them that having safe sex is important and that you are being safe
Bol de friend ki bday thi and balloons nahi mile toh condoms le liye the ek bach gaya tha toh maine jeb mai daal diya tha, socha bech ke kuch books ke paise jama kar lunga πππ€
Bro aunty ko emotional ker de. Ye bol ki mujhe aapse dur nahi rehna πππππ aap apne bete se pyar nahi karti ??? Kuch bhi bol bro bas unhe emotional kar de ππππππ
Shameful you are. They are so upset with condom. You shouldn't have used one and they would have been so happy being grand parents playing with your offsprings . Next time, stay away from condoms. Be a dad.
Momos Khao ye toh typical dialogues hai TV se dekhe seekhe hai ya khud sunhe hai unhone Dw unless you got her pregnant or got something yourself 
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Lmao. Gift mil gya aunty ko 
At least somebody's gonna use the condom
Or wonder why they didn't use the condom 19 years ago. /s You're doing fine, at least from an awareness pov lol.
Best gift
Lmao
πππ
Bruh π
You still have your phone so that counts for something
Pehle phone bhi le liya tha kehte itna sab kr liya ha ab phone de kar kiya hi ukhad lege humπ€¦ββοΈπ
Mere 2 doast or Mai jab 9th class mei thee tab gb road mei pakde gaye thee ghumte hue (kisi khote mei nahi ghuse) hum bhi sharminda hue uss samye Cut to 6 month everything becomes normal Cut to today we still laugh about that whole scene
That's some real shit.
But the real question is mile kisko?? Tum log
Gandi aulad? Condom ke na use krne se yeh aulad paida huyi hai
True
Aunty ko bol yeh use kr lete tou yeh gandi aulad nhi dekhni padti >!jk!<
Tu to usse ghar se hi nikal wayega
Ghar se niklega tab hi to hostel jaega
Chad
πΏπΏ
Toy jor jor se bolke sabko plan bata de
usse acha bolde use nahi karunga toh meri bhi koi gandi aulaad ho jaegi
Yeh bhi theek hai
bhai hum dosti karlen kya sala har dusari post me mil jata hai tu
Comeback moment ka time nikal chuka hai ab
π€£π€£
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
βThike abse rawdogging hi karunga mummyβ
"Apko dadi bana dunga"
"Thide time mein ghr ke andr kilkariyan gujengi"
"Mere jaisi aur ek gandi aulad iss ghar me launga"
"Thoda std bhi Ajaye toh gussa mat hona "
"Har hafte nayi bahu se bhi milwaunga"
Plot twist: OP is Gay
how a gay person can give birth?
Vahi toh twist hai https://preview.redd.it/8q90wjs5w30d1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57b27420bd3fa77264196c10181ba3451bc87b19
twist nai bullshit hai /s
ππbhai bhai
bro this is why you should use reddit more. I saw a post of a guy getting caught with condoms and he just straight up gaslit his mom for not believing him and told her that there was a sexual health/STD awareness campaign in his college where these were distributed lol. Learn how to make up stories. helps a lot.
Hahah big brain nice idea for future
Lmao
Bolde thik hai aaj mothers day ke din apko grand mother banane ke liye chala jata hu.
Mothers day wale din pota/poti gift krdiyaπ€£
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Phir toh beta Bina condom ke karega
Mujhe to aaj tak confirm buy karne ki zarurat hi nahi padiπ₯²
Bro is so single ,his phone autocorrected "condom"ππ Edit: >!bitchless!<
no maidens
Maidenless
Sed lyfπ₯² Also, "bitch" is derogatory, I would suggest you to refrain from using this word.
Although I agree with your second point, it's ironic to see it in the Delhi sub whereas Delhi is probably the city where BC MC and various slangs are most normalised. Nice job though bro.
Koi na, hum sabka yahi haal haiπ₯
I'm sorry for that
Same here. Aaj tak nahi khareeda. And I'm turning 30 this month. Moye moye
Confirm kis brand ka condom hota h ?
Parents ke dialog bc ... scar the kid for life . Ye to shukar hai ki banda thoda besharam hai . Warna ye sab sun ke faaltu depress ho raha hota . One of friend was also caught with condom . Uski to AM Kara di in the same year. 23- 24 ka hoga shayad uss time. Just out of college.
Now imagine a girl's parent finding out condom...
Hope you are/will be cooler with your kids .
>Hope you are/will be cooler with your kids I replied to this:)
I'll advice my daughter to not remove clothes to prove love/to get love. I'll encourage them to look for something long term(they can have sex in that) but I'll discourage the hookups- It increases chances of std.
You have a good soul
Ummm ok. But where does all this come from ?? OP never mentioned hookups or short term . Just because he has a condom doesn't mean that he is hooking up. I guess the next gen is lost too π
tbf he also didnt say that OP is hooking up. he was talking about what advice he would give his daughter if he had one
Exactly! Idk what they all readingππ
I think op is a girl that's why her parents are more furious that ber bf is not even buying condom himselfππ
Exactly, π AM means ?
arrange marriage
Mere naseeb mei bhi arrange marriage hi likhi hai , isliye mei information le ta hu , Mujhe doubting habits hai , π
Well agar sure hi hai itna ki arrange marriage hi karni hai and you are ready toh wallet me condom daal ke ghar chale ja . π
ππ
Mujhe agar AM karane ki koshish krwaye tab bhi nahi milegi koi :)
OP ki lag gayi yahan par and tum log apni shaadi ke RR le ke beth gaye.
Bhai din ho ya raat RR is default mode ππ
Ayeee....bro reached the typical Indian household milestone of having family find perfectly reasonable possessions of an adult but get shocked nonetheless because it is related to sexual matters, which for Indians is okay as long as it's news of rape and sexual molestation but not when it comes to their children performing healthy sexual practices. Incredible India. NOT.
Sorry mummy abse creampie sex hi karunga, i promise π₯Ί
Are they expecting you to travel 3 hours (one-way?) daily??Β
Haa 3 hrs jana 3 hrs aana
Bhai jooth bolde, say βmeri bandi se sirf baat hui thi and josh me le liyaβΒ
Say your friends did a prank with you. Or you lost a challenge and you have to keep it with you for a month and show it as an id.
Bhai , isse aacha tu part time karke koi room rent PE lo , aur akele raho ,
Say the fare costs you 1k daily
local bus se bhej denge usse
Respect your parents decision, no condom...only raw....
College project tha awarness ka population controll mai nattak tha , or koi fake awarness questionnaire banake dikhake ki yeh survey kiya tha dikha dikha ke toh isi liye reh gaya wallet mai verna mai leta toh wallet mai kyun rakh ke ghumta .
Arre bhai wo na mante ye sab bahane, nhi to try krleta unko lagta ha kon hi khule mein condom baant tha firega
Abe bhai bant ni rahe aware kare hai ki isse bhi pregnant ho sakte hai or kuch do char chize idher udher ghumade baat ko .
Good idea tbh why is op so dense , itne sare excuses hote h condom ke to
Ek do batana
Toxic strict parenting ke yehi faide hai jitne marzi bahane banva lo .
Mujhe nahi aate yaar, example dedo 2-4
Isi se related ?
Idk when will sex become a discussable topic in Indian households. Manβs literally practicing safe sex and the parents have to go on saying filth shadowed under values and traditions. Itβs a sad state of affair
Agli baar bag dhulte waqt bacha milega.
bhai 2010 me rhta hai kya blinkit se literally 10 minute me deliver ho jata hai bas dediya na mothers day gift monther ko
Blinkit har jagah nhi milta dost βΊοΈ
Don't keep it in your wallet next time, it can tear. Chances are more if you keep it in your back pocket.
Just wait 5 more years, and they will ask you to marry a stranger and sleep with them quickly so you can get them kids.
Atleast tu tension nahi leta in sab ka. Great. Koi koi toh thoda bolne pe depress hote baitht te. Also nice. Me pakda gya future me toh probably mujhe bhi yahi dialog lagne wala hain lmao.
Depress hoke bhi kya hi krluga, mene konsa koi khoon krdia ya to ho na ki kisi ki gaer manzoori se kuch kiya ho to bhi baat ho jab dono razamand ha to kya dikkat meri kya glti ye sab common ha ab
Hm fair. Aur ye Delhi me toh boht common hota honga. I thought tere parents ko idea honga considering your from Delhi.
She needed to find it 19 years pahle
Find a small rock to hide under and never see sunlight ever again.
Same happened to me a few months ago, I'm of the same age. But luckily my mum was pretty chill, just said 'itna bhi ready mat raha karo'
bhai tum log toh phir rich family ke honge wahi parents itne liberal hote rahenge
Sorry bol de. Aur yehi bhi guarantee dede ki agli baar se condom use nhi karega. Yeh last tha
They should be grateful that you are atleast using one :/
Respect your parents decision, no condom...only raw....
Chal bro I am proud of you. At 19 you are having sex and not jerking off in washroom like most idiots. Maybe also hit the gym and chahe koi kuch bhi kahe condom ka use karna mat chhodna..
>Parents Found Condom In My Wallet Edit - Parents Found Wet Condom In My Wallet.
"Aisi gandi aulad nahi ho isliye toh use karta hu π"
Ye badi achi baat kahi aapne
We are the last generation that's going to get scolded for such things. I'll be proud if my son has game.
What if you have daughter
Then youβll see the double standard/discrimination that women suffer from that a lot of men swear doesnβt exist ;)
Bro pulled UNO reverse π€£π€£
πππ
Damn
Bolde college ke bahar ek survey chal raha thaa safe sex practice ke upar and unhone sabko condom baate hai. BTW most guys start carrying condoms from 19 years of age. Use ho na ho woh alag baat hai. Kuch toh aise hee leker ghumte hai bag mai π
College project tha awarness ka population controll mai nattak tha , or koi fake awarness questionnaire banake dikhake ki yeh survey kiya tha dikha dikha ke toh isi liye reh gaya wallet mai verna mai leta toh wallet mai kyun rakh ke ghumta .
Le me 27 reading this and saying β19 ka hai ye ***β
Ek aisi similar post dekhi thi mene...uss bande ne apni mummy ko khe diya tha ki yeh condom awareness program ke liye hai..or maine apko isliye nhi btaya kyunki mujhe pta tha ap aisi hi react kroge(usne ek fake poster edit krkr bnaya tha as a proof to show his mom)
Do keep us updated on how it goes lol
Kuch ni baas baat nhi kr re mereseπ
Would you rather have a grandchild?
To kya itni si umar me baap ban jaun?
Welcome to the club
happy mother's day
happy mother's day
Does she want a grandchild?
Terese acchi aulaad nai dekhi.. you use protection am proud of you β€οΈ if you were my son I would be very proud of you but itna hhi suggest karta ki consensual karo aur condom use karte raho & always check it's expiry date. I'm only 28 & don't know what it takes to be a father but i would be my child's bestest friend & not a parent.
Oyo m hi fek aana tha na condom ko π
Mother's day ka gift Tofa toh pehle se hi hai Yeh toh bas wrapping paper hai (β Β Ν‘β Β°β Β Νβ Κβ Β Ν‘β Β°β )
Bhai agar vo samjhaane pe nahi maante to fir ek hi way hai Buy 1000-2000rs worth of condoms, different flavors, different brands, different sizes and place them everywhere in your home. Apne pants ki pockets me. Bag me. Books me. Let them find them. At one point, vo ummeed chhod denge tere sudharne ki.
we live in a country where an adult would be bashed by their parents for having sex.
reminds me of 2-3 years ago, when i got caught for multiple things in the same morning. got caught red handed while smoking in the balcony. then mom decided to check my cupboard to check where i keep my cigarettes; found a condom & stash + bhang ki goli. probably the worst morning of my momβs life. and that was on motherβs day so π
my mom once found them in my bag too and tried to create a scene in front of my dad but he didnt care lol
Well have a serious talk with your parents and tell them that you are not doing anything just using condom to masturbate so things donβt get messy. Better than telling them that you raw dogging your girl sometimes because 1 condom ainβt nothing I bet it is sitting in your wallet for ages.
Lmao, proud of you
Bhai kehde college mai sex-ed aur STD related awareness program hua tha usme sabko diye the
Tell me them ki awareness programme tha clg m whi de rhe the
bhai mere sath bhi hua same last month , gl
bhai bolde ki dost ko zarurat thi wallet ki to wo leke gaya tha :)
Kuch din baad apne aap ho jayega mohaul set abhi ghaav taaza hai thoda time de theek hone ko ab unke liye to tu abhi bhi bacha he hai aur hamesha he rahega, but do let them know ki you are an adult now and being responsible. Ab ye to keh nhi sakta ki hawas he aisi hai ruka nhi jata isliye ab bs kuch nhi wait kar situation shaant hone ki.
Say dost ka hai
Honestly, I would be proud and happy if my kid had a condom. Means they take STI and STD seriously. Girl or a boy.
Mummy iss liye taunt kar rahi hai bec she wanted her generation to grow no offense please
Move out , live in a gurudwara , remember freedom is priceless.
Mere saath bhi hua tha same...mene boldia ki dosto ne gift dia hai as a joke...I don't think they were completely convinced par manage ho gayi thi situation.
Happened with me too during my 4th year of Engineering
Bhai bol do tmhara ni hai .
Mere ghar waale sahi hain, they found a condom in my wallet when I was 18, I'm a male btw (1st year of college). They were chill about it. And my mom just said "relationships mein thoda sambhal ke, bas zaada serious nahi hona". This was more than a decade ago.
Bada jaana pehchaana dialogue hai https://preview.redd.it/w8eugbnny00d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be0747819dbb08f38903be078d1afbbe2b498c90
keh deta kisi dost ne rakh diya mazak mein
Bhai, kitna sex krta hai jo tujhe wallet me condom rakhne ki jaroorat pad gyi. Aajkal to Blinkit 10min me bhej deta hai ghar. Ab bhugto.
My mom found condom in my bag after I came back from travelling, she confronted me and said "I found condom in your backpack" and I said "you should be proud and happy that I am responsible and practice safe sex" , she gave me angry look but said nothing , later at dinner she was laughing. btw I was 26 at that time so i guess it was cool. Also my mom is quite liberal I think
Well ig I don't ever need to worry about my parents finding a condom in my walletπ₯²
Boldo pata nhi kaha se aagya dost neh rakh dia hoga mujhe nhi pata
this happened to me a few months back, i somehow managed to tell that there was a std awareness campaign in our college and they gave these to everyone and that's why it was there in my backpack. I even made a fake poster and a message of that event using gpt.
Maa ka laadla bigad gaya
You have a chance to set boundaries with your parents. Tell them that you are old enough to consent and are free to make any choice in your life. Tell them that you are paying attention to your studies and are not into any bad habits like smoking and drinking. Assure them that having safe sex is important and that you are being safe
'mere jaisi aur na ho isliye hi rakha hai' bolke aage badh π¬
Koi nahi bro normal hai
Uncle aunty ko bol apke lie gift laya tha
wo sb thik h bhai pr tera koi plan tha??ya bs aise hi condom khrd lia??
Bro 19 ka hona wala hu female interaction ka naam pa mummy se baat hoti bss
Bol de friend ki bday thi and balloons nahi mile toh condoms le liye the ek bach gaya tha toh maine jeb mai daal diya tha, socha bech ke kuch books ke paise jama kar lunga πππ€
tell them gandi aulad is better than gandi bimari
You are not supposed to store condoms in your wallet. IIRC, it could lead to tearing.
This is why I always prefer being a virgin
*Gandi aulad, na mazaa na swaad*
Teri maar le ache se whi shi rhega
Bro aunty ko emotional ker de. Ye bol ki mujhe aapse dur nahi rehna πππππ aap apne bete se pyar nahi karti ??? Kuch bhi bol bro bas unhe emotional kar de ππππππ
*"Mummy, ye to Ravi ke liye hai"*
Tell them that your friends have played a prank on you by keeping a condom inside your wallet
Abey bol ha friend ka happy baday thha aur gubaare Phoolane thhe
Just chill they are in shock but will became normal after some days ..act like u are very sorry and don't argue with them.
Shameful you are. They are so upset with condom. You shouldn't have used one and they would have been so happy being grand parents playing with your offsprings . Next time, stay away from condoms. Be a dad.
you are either a child or you are not. stop behaving as both
Rock
Sexy ho Raha tha padhai pe dhyaan de Bhai
Do up-downs, LOL bachpan ki yaad aa gyi
maja aya padh kr π
Tera naam piyush h na? I know.
"Gubbara hai mummy"
The usual trick might work...mera nahi tha.. mere dost ka tha, usne rakhne diya tha
I have lived this situation on a larger than life scale.
Toh bhai unko dede π
Momos Khao ye toh typical dialogues hai TV se dekhe seekhe hai ya khud sunhe hai unhone Dw unless you got her pregnant or got something yourself 
Would be proud of my son, if I find a condom in his wallet. Safety first!