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apairofgucciflipflop

Looks a lot like a human dalek


Kapser_Kabouter

https://preview.redd.it/x85h3kz1jt9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=452e663877c28f7c20b5225f2b150e13f3e5df24


TheScientistFennec69

https://preview.redd.it/yvzby8d1sx9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bb1c3fad85aafd42b2516d3b55211476323275b


AdDesperate3113

How I didn't think about this


pepepurepe

I knew he looked familiar


DJMEGAMOUTH

Oh my god he does. DALKE SEC!


TSirSR

The hybrid


RobotNinja28

Actually Dalek Sec, holy shit


JustHereForBDSM

Even got a similar 'man in alien costume' pose


Ill-Kale-3339

Came here to say this


ItsPlainOleSteve

My first thought was this was something straight outta Dr. Who xD


Tennex1022

Keep the helmet on


incognito--bandito

![gif](giphy|rspH5JtKGVWKs|downsized) "Keep the helmet on" ... I second that!


Confident_Ad_8745

šŸ¤£


fxxftw

These are more Psions placed in a Witness Washer and bathed in Darkness, Taken Goop and rinsed in Light Juice


GroundbreakingBox525

Psions have looked like that for years whenever you pop their helmets


fxxftw

Their eyes tend to be an orange hue and they donā€™t look like rotting prunes. The heads plugs are new, too


TroubleImpossible226

Normal Psions do look still look like rotting prunes tho.


GroundbreakingBox525

Ah.


Oniyoku

But hand dry only


RelativetoZero

Served with a side of orbs.


All-Fired-Up91

My first thought was what the fuck is that? Then the second was can it be cooked and eaten?


betelgeuse_99

Transmat firing?


All-Fired-Up91

Transmat firing!


x42ndecthellion

Bring a sword! And fork!


Halo_cT

/r/TRANSMATFIRING


helo66

https://preview.redd.it/agxc0c5zvr9d1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e90c8b41f44bb46938894f969d4501f0bb94f69


SpuddButt18

https://preview.redd.it/ssakrc672s9d1.png?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b163d26f56a9215798795698310c0c929cc639a5


Leetle_Fool

https://preview.redd.it/pmvmjbzuet9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d7f451819fb1c2d17e26881aa00b349742e99e9


Alexa_Octopus

Germaine, that you?


Olukon

Laios, no!


Emotional_Squirrel39

Delicious in destiny fr


Dophie

How they hitting me so accurately with no depth perception?


Snivyland

In the destiny universe the less vision the better your aim itā€™s why scorn snipers are the strongest sniper unit


rabbi420

ā€œIn the Destiny universeā€? How about here in the realā€¦ Most people close one eye when aiming a firearm. At least, thatā€™s what they taught us in the Marines.


Snivyland

fair enough I know nothing on proper aim and wasn't sure if that was just an urban myth that was popularized in media


miserable_coffeepot

Nope, you're on to something. Close both eyes and the likelihood of shooting yourself goes way up.


Sure-Its-Isura

"Well, I'm gonna hit *something*"


miserable_coffeepot

That's the spirit!


henry_neutE

ā€œThen I fired and I hit something, but it wasnā€™t what I was going for. so I guess I missedā€


rabbi420

Some real world snipers use eye patches to preserve night vision, but then theyā€™ll switch the patch to the other eye to make everything easier.


L0nelyPers0n

Thatā€™s also why pirates did it back in the day. To have night vision in one eye at night or going below deck.


EliteDynasty

I thought you aren't actually supposed to close an eye?


TrashLoaHekHekHek

I think that's if you're not looking through a scope? Having one eye with regular vision and the other looking through a magnifying glass does fuck your perception up a lot. For me anyway.


The-Tea-Lord

It helps with target acquisition for me. Once I find my target though, I tend to either focus with my right eye or close my left one.


nystro

Did you know they were teaching you wrong? In actual scenarios that aren't target practice you are absolutely supposed to have both eyes open to keep situational awareness.


rabbi420

Youā€™re supposed to close your eye during the shot, then open it again after. But then againā€¦ I was last on active duty more than 25 years ago. Maybe itā€™s changed. šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


nystro

Oh no yeah that's right I thought you meant keeping it closed for the entire time with the gun up.


rabbi420

Oh, no! My point was just that, to get good sight picture, one eye would be pretty good for that.


Michael-556

Wait, really? I actually heard that ww2 snipers were trained to keep both open to be aware of their surroundings. If true then it must've been hard


rabbi420

Not all snipers do the same thing. Some do keep both eyes open. Sorry if I made it sound like something all of them do. But also, modern snipers donā€™t work solo. They have spotters to help them figure out shots and to watch their backs.


Michael-556

That's true, you can't really focus on your aim if you're too scared for your own life. Man, war sucks


rabbi420

You said it, brother.


Tarbal81

Well, we were taught, in the Marines, to close one eye to sight in, and then open that eye back up while maintaining focus on the target and keeping iron sights in the field of view. But that was twenty years ago I don't know what they're teaching the Marines now. What I do know is that I qualified expert on rifle every single time.


rabbi420

Yeah, that sounds about right, but itā€™s been 30+ years for me, so maybe my memory isnā€™t perfect.


ChitownLittle

Kinda stupid to be talking about a game where little robots return people to life, and then say ā€œwell, IRL!ā€ I was army SF for 10 years and can come up with hella ways in universe for psions to be hella amazing snipers. Could be integrated helmet optics correcting for loss of depth perception, cause be auto adjusting scope, could be that itā€™s a fucking video game with space magic and not everything is going to be 100% logical. Who knows.


Rhynue_

Who is this guy? Doesnā€™t he know heā€™s in a destiny Reddit?


rabbi420

Right??? šŸ¤£ I guess he woke up today and chose ā€œEmbarrass myself.ā€


rabbi420

I really love when someone calls me stupid. It really makes me super open to what theyā€™re about to tell me. šŸ™„


ChilenoDepresivo

Also why hive ogres are so good at aiming their laser at your pinky toe. They look for the single pixel of your body that's not behind cover


Ramrezzo

Cause psions actually have some special psychic powers that let them do a ton of cool stuff. I wouldnā€™t be surprised if thats where their aim comes from.


SgtRuy

Who needs eyes when you can literally feel the weft and weave of the universe?


RelativetoZero

but can you taste it?


D2Dragons

It tastes like Cinnamon Toast Crunch


RelativetoZero

Is that one of those scents you might want to call emergency services for?


D2Dragons

Thatā€™s when the stroke has extra flavor šŸ¤£


RelativetoZero

Luck, genius, or midnight flavor? I also have 2, 4, power, and probably something to do with rowing.


D2Dragons

May am I dogface to the banana patch? Call a bondulance! The flavor is Solar with a fresh smidgening of minty Arc and a smooth Resonance finish.


Khar-Selim

Guardians can't see why Psions love the taste of the weft and weave of the cosmos


StrongerThanU_Reddit

grape


RelativetoZero

I was thinking licorice.


Trips-Over-Tail

They aim for your mind, not your head.


Dophie

Shit. Thatā€™s where I keep my mind!


Trips-Over-Tail

Is it? Then you fooled everyone but the psions.


StrongerThanU_Reddit

OHHH that's why they can't hit us Titans! (We don't have a lot going on up there. It's mostly just "hehehe punch.... hehehe!")


wereplant

Meanwhile, Ticuu's Divination is aiming for your mind several parallel universes ahead. But actually though, the Ticuu's lore tab is metal as fuck. A psion craftsman trapped himself in a time loop to create every single arrow the bow will ever use. The reason the arrows home in is because he also fired every single arrow and made sure it hit. After he fired every arrow the bow would ever fire, he died.


TroubleImpossible226

They have psychic powers. They can snipe your soul.


GenoFFooter

10 years of Destiny and this is the first time I see this. Jesus. I see the Nezarec connection.


Bulldogfront666

What Nezarec connection?


GenoFFooter

There's a few theories that Nez was some type of Psion, and they share psychic abilities. Obviously not confirmed but they have similar facial appearances like the thin head and the sharp eyes.


FollowThroughMarks

Itā€™s confirmed as of this expansion. In The Visitation lost ghost quest, you hear the Witness talk to Nezarec and he says ā€˜The Psions kneel to youā€™.


StrongerThanU_Reddit

He looks like he incorrectly trusted a fart...


PRlMERC

Cenobite looking ass


FenwayFranklin

![gif](giphy|yUoAx6gW5WzfhO6npB|downsized)


Mttsen

That black metal makeup though.


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Mttsen

Also one of the band members had a nickname "Tormentor".


Nostravinci04

The helmet should have stayed on.


shin_malphur13

I miss the helmets they had in d1 yeah


Nostravinci04

These ones? Agree, they looked tactical af https://preview.redd.it/x0ubx2a8dr9d1.png?width=332&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4db44f21bfe3e8669a36f841a7f4655d55121ed


shin_malphur13

YUPPP


Typical_Emu_8541

That's my face when I eat something sour


ga89ujnf90jk32mkofdr

damn bro I see why they always keep their helmets on


Khar-Selim

they don't actually, psions without helmets were in the Leviathan raid


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

And in Season of Dawn and Season of the Haunted


YduzTHISalwaysHAPPEN

KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!


Zeptier

How do I unsee something


DarthGandalf86

What a terrible day to have eyes


RelativetoZero

You can get your mind balls arguing over things like what the first possible, reasonable, and logical questions are and how "do not listen to me" is a paradoxical statement leading to all language losing its meaning, how advertisers have likely already collected enough data on us to predict what you are thinking and how to to fool them by thinking the opposite of what you mean to think until you totally forget about seeing it and destroy the memory, or possibly encrypt it beyond recognition with a private, personal creation myth that begins to take over every thought process you have until the splitting headaches cause you to turn to a xanax prescription and arrive back to "what the hell were we just talking about last year?" Oh right. The picture I have a second chance to now not look at! Then don't.


Ruby-Rose-Warlock

The bubble Psions show you https://preview.redd.it/564kocvbds9d1.png?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c34c8eba7364504725be4aff664ace5748e9d1b


ParaLumic

I am very sad now


LouRide

Put the helmet back on


cacapupupipishire

![gif](giphy|cQtlhD48EG0SY)


Mr_master89

![gif](giphy|KbAbh6CbK4r5dyaZ4i|downsized)


SuperArppis

Beautiful man.


zeldanar

Oddly good long range shooters despite zero depth perception


J-Altman044

I'm pretty sure that's where the helmet comes into play iirc


Thin-Gene-2128

Thatā€™sā€¦ haunting


Damagecontrol86

![gif](giphy|3osxY5RChafe441XdS)


SpuddButt18

Reddit has a sense of humour https://preview.redd.it/uwfgwbr03s9d1.png?width=1096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73fa599f77eaeca20aa7c18322ca976310862ac1


Confident_Ad_8745

![gif](giphy|O5NyCibf93upy|downsized)


Swiftclaw8

This one is Witnessified though, check the green body armor. Normal Psions looks slightly different.


Nostravinci04

I dunno, it really doesn't look all that different https://preview.redd.it/i0hw1nhscr9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8aba30de1266a19c95046e8f083211ca6932715e


Swiftclaw8

More pigmentation, now head spikes. But yeah pretty similar actually.


Nostravinci04

Maybe it's just a different body type / hair style? (I know, I'm just being an annoying devil's advocate right now)


Alfa_HiNoAkuma

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT


BigBoyYumSauce

Pleakley?


BustaUrChops

![gif](giphy|13xZn5Go61QHzG)


Objective-Aioli-1185

https://i.redd.it/bivu6kuq6r9d1.gif


l_like_lots_of_stuff

Would


ReadStraight8255

Alright you guys are gonna HAVE to hear me out on this oneā€¦


Zeff_wolf

PUT IT BACK ON. PUT IT BACK ON!


Noir_Renard

Man's never played the leviathan raid


ItsWaLeeBruh

bruh...NAW. PUT THAT SHIT BACK


OneWeird2863

I'm upset and uncomfortable


RTJLegendHasIt

Never unseeing that. Also the fact that they literally have a brain pattern on their armor.


Santik--Lingo

honestly same? i have seen like, the top of the head, but never the full noggin


average_airsofterr

I want to Unsee this


Filkriid

Oh thatā€™s a Weaver isnā€™t it, it looks a teensy bit different than a normal Psion, with those fingers on the back of its head


DanskaSkanska

https://preview.redd.it/gdcy451szz9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ec40bcb729d7ad87f0b60f840ba281162877016


Fit_Satisfaction4660

"Would you like to buy some Skooma?" Literally popped in my head when I saw this


Kell-Of-Tacos

I didnā€™t need to see that


Lord-Wolf-V

Nightmare fuel


blankface4321

Jesus WTF šŸ˜³


Finch3

Wish I hadnā€™t


Cerberusx32

And that's why the helmet stays on...


KingSkullnoise

That's why the helmet always stays on!


Traditional_Glass970

This just one more reason for the helmet to stay on


ohai_churmunder

No put it back.


UnZki_PriimE

didn't know they was chill like that


PrincessofAldia

ā€œThe helmet stayed onā€


Kennel-Girlie

Would


McSoossi

Would smash


THISISMYFUCKINGNAME_

Would


Borinar

Looks like he just got caught doing something naughty.


D2Dragons

Psions always look so shocked, like they just heard some really juicy gossip šŸ¤£


Feinberg

Weird way to carry Pocky.


Successful-Goal1083

Why does he look like he just had a dry finger in the booty during a prostate exam


LinearSight

That's nightmare fuel


Vex-Core

NGL I'm surprised this many people haven't seen this. Psions have had their helmet off since the very first leviathan raid. That said, yea, they're... yea...


HebetudeDuck

Donā€™t stick you dick in it.


Centinel_was_right

He looks like he's about to ask to see my manager.


W34KN35S

Thatā€™s a face only a mother could love šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Hungry-Dinosaur121

Bro looks like plankton


TheGhastlyTyphlosion

Yo thatā€™s just Dalek Sec


Lord_Pedrooo

That is actually creepy


GranTurismosubaru

Whaaaaat! How!? Sweet!


DotDodd

He's just like me


Pure-Risky-Titan

Atleast they got nice legs


perhapsaspy

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Natural_Mushroom3594

The face you make when your hand touches wet food in the sink when washing dishes


Neat_Cress2620

https://preview.redd.it/hmgt5azcnv9d1.jpeg?width=342&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18a7d526a07b527dea462f2d3a519ee2cd3bede0


astorj

Thatā€™s some creepy shitšŸ«¢


ThatNegro98

Burn it


Ashen-wolf

Put it back, put it BACK.


Recent_Possible_1334

Brother uhhhhh


AdDesperate3113

Thats horrifying


Cute_Fluffy_Sheep

šŸ™


Daxriel

https://preview.redd.it/p7hvn174xw9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ea0d9b42120afe2f0c2f90a0444149af951fd28


HeavensGateClique

I hate it


Willing-Ad2397

Christ put it back on


Just_Ad_9463

Thatā€™s actually sick šŸ”„


Mediocre-Exit-4935

Iā€™d be pissed off too if I had a face like that. I prefer seeing them with a helmet from now on thank you.


owen3820

I really wish these guys werenā€™t just reskinned psions


CryptographerNo5535

sometimes its better if the helmet stays on


RogerDatGuy

[Levi psion](https://imgur.com/a/uhh-pretty-lCwtB)


HavingALurkAround

Need to keep the helmets on.


Ecrophon

Put it back on


Er_tito_Pepe

Last time seeing a Psion without a helmet.


dovah164

Mmmm poke the eyeball out real quick, I wanna try something.


N2O420

Smash


reyemh

How I be lookin after she suck the soul outta me


Much_Adhesiveness871

Half of the u.s government


jumbie29

Ever seen the 80's classic Cocoon? Looks like one of the aliens from that


jumbie29

https://tenor.com/bibNT.gif


CloutXWizard

Put that bag back your head!


nebuchadnezaar

I've seen some messed up stuff here on reddit, saw the infamous "funky town video" an stuff alike, I'm not edgy or anything like that, just since I started taking antidepressants stuff like that doesn't affect me as much, but DAAAAANG! You should'da kept this to yourself man... JEEZ!


Bird-Birdson

Never played Vox Obscura?


basilassemxkp

has anyone else ever seen a hive knight without the helmet?


laserwave6120

You mean the big ones, like the glyph wardens from tfs campaign? The first time I knocked one of their helmets off, I stopped shooting because I was so shocked. Then I promptly murdered it with a couple more machine gun rounds


thatguyonthecouch

where is this?


CrackaNuka

Mr. Potato head? Is that you???


LawDaddy70

Huh 10 years first time seeing that


Krondon57

Have not played Destiny in a while, this looks very Marathony


1leggeddog

Eww


DisgruntledSalt

They sound like birds too


hankakabrad

Why it got goth makeup on


DuelaDent52

Huh, I could have sworn seeing a Psion without their helmet before and I donā€™t remember them looking like that.