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FishOhioMasterAngler

Nothing with my phone number on it


Lords7Never7Die

maybe one with an ex's if you're feeling particularly spiteful


Kenjin112

Better wash the disc and wear gloves too. You never know.


I3uIlets

You think they doing fingerprints for a broken window


whenyouwishuponapar

Good thing my buddy owes me money AND gave me some of his old discs that still have his name and number…


AncientillegalAliens

I have a disc with 1-800-Fuc-kyou written on it


LovelyHatred93

Edgy


karvajalka500

I once hit a driving car, dude braked so fasr after that. luckily it didn't even scratch


I3uIlets

This is the way.


ed32965

Vandal, of course.


Itheinfantry

Proceeds to grip lock it lol


Sufficient-Pin-481

Skipping the hole but why does the sign have the distance in the smallest font that you can barely read.


SEND_MOODS

My guess is because some holes have two distances stacked on top of each other. They kept the font size consistent for when that happens. Must not affect the par.


SkRThatOneDude

Hell yeah, my only par of the day! Lol


redbananass

And why did they choose that font color? Black or blue would stand out a lot more and will better stand up to UV damage.


maxxwolf

I’m sorry, is the hole always like that?


SsbmBleach

Ive played here over 75 times and its been a wide open grass field 74 times


chezzer33

What was the event? May be worth your while to stop by


Teamableezus

“You guys all mind moving your cars?”


Guessed555

Would license plates, NVT 745, CDP 521, DGA 123…


meaty_oh_core

It's a church and community theater group they do it every year about three times a year


JonB82

Then send it!


Drsmiley72

a..hail marry you say?


TybaltsAndBits

Brengle is right next to a city-owned 1,100 seat amphitheatre that produces shows throughout the summer. So OP is being somewhat disingenuous in their surprise; the fairway of 3 is the established lot for the theatre during production. 100% fuck cars. But this is also a long established compromise to my understanding.


SsbmBleach

Correct! I just thought it was funny


im-a-filthy-casual

Correct; used to work for the park (not the amphitheater) and its many times throughout the year, as well as other various concerts and whatnot. Summer is a busy busy time for them, so this will be the regular for every Weds-Sun afternoon round from now until late Sept sadly


ThatStanGuy

Good to know. I’m not far from brengle and it would be a shock to see all the cars.


Mud_Duck_IX

Agreed, probably play Brengal twice a year, never knew about this. That said, I'd likely send it😜


ThatStanGuy

It’s in the short position, it’s doable.


STONECOLD96

I wouldn’t say OP was being disingenuous. I’ve played there tons of times and that field is always open and there has never been anything to me that looked like it was often used for parking. Especially since there is a parking lot behind the tee.


elshaggy

We have a few courses built near baseball fields, they can get like this regularly in the summer. I just avoid those spots once the little leagues start.


Awkward-Skin8915

That hole is routed through the parking lot of an amphitheater. It shouldn't be there from a design perspective. But at least the amphitheater is usually only active in the evenings in the summer time...


SanfreakinJ

Aerobie Epic right down the pipe


cannonballz20

Up and over it's either safe or in someone's sunroof


grannyknockers

Smart, like throwing vertical to get skinny through tight gaps. Minimizes the odds of hitting a windshield.


bubbasaurusREX

Skip hyzer off the windshield of the red car on the left


eelbarrow

Someone tried to play Brengle on a Moonlight Amphitheater performance night


Apeapeapemonkeyman

Better that than during Scottish Highland Games weekend


carnevoodoo

Oh man. I drove up from basically Mission Valley to play Brengle, and the first thing I see is sheep on the course. I was so confused. Went to Kit instead.


bci1516

The week they kicked off their season, no less.


Not-So-StEaLtHyNiNjA

My bag over my shoulder and walking to the next hole.


NicoNelson

I’m skipping this hole.


slowpokefastpoke

Yep. What’s with all the hard asses acting like they’d intentionally spike hyzer a driver into a car?


graymulligan

Hardcore internet toddlers, they'll grow up someday.


TakeTheThirdStep

Narrator: No, no they wouldn't.


IshREDDIT

We are lucky enough to have great courses at public parks throughout the country. We get to enjoy it 99% of the time. The best way to keep this up is to be respectful and stay out of their way when there is an event going on.


Wyolop

In theory some really soft disc/putter would only leave a small mark on the car if the car or disc is slightly dirty. I've accidentally thrown a glitch almost full speed into a car door and it did nothing. So that would be my bet if I had to throw.


hate2bme

I'd hit the tree anyway.


Sudden-Appointment-7

I'm guessing there's an event going on like a local festival. I might just skip this hole.


gainztrain9

Brengle terrace!!


Dlrocket89

That metal Glitch Simon had in his last video. Don't want to scratch the disc and all...


dirtnerd5000

There’s a temp teepad on the left for when this happens


Plupandblup

Nothing. I'm being respectful of a public park's use and moving on or playing somewhere else. Why's everybody gotta be a jerk about shared spaces?


V0ytekS

Doesn’t matter. It’ll be parked.


im-a-filthy-casual

Ahh, my home course! Hate when they have events going on at the Amphitheater :( always have to skip 3, and oftentimes 4 as well!


WeDo_KinGShiT

What about 3b? ::insert:: Lenny face


Darth_Ra

A fit, apparently.


robertvmarshall

A brick. r/fuckcars


bubblehearth85

An insurance claim


speedykurt1234

Haha no way! 100% chance I wedge a disc in the most expensive car and somehow damage the self driving sonar or some s*** lol


toddusmaximus

A fit on reddit. XD


Better_Still7077

A 3 on the scorecard and walking to the next hole 


Hot_Dave

The holy roller baby


cullbuck85

a 175g Star Destroyer fully sent


dumpster_mongrel

Rocks


originaljud

A ROCk


LowZebra4992

Maybe 3 of those Rocs


dalcowboiz

That'll make you feel like a champion


Lucky_Forever

That's clearly not a disc golf course, it's a parking lot.


LegionP

My bag into my shoulder and skipping the hole.


H-I-McDunnough13

Brengle.


Haunting_Artichoke50

My bag back into my truck and going to a course that isn’t being used for a parking lot that day.


Ontoshocktrooper

Playing a mully.


L2Hiku

My ass out of the course before I get sued


bubbarach

I’m throwing the other direction.


NoIsellpropane

That’s home course let’s go!!!


Sadgasmic

Reminds me of Jones Park in Holly Springs NC. Hole 3 has cars parked all down its side whenever there is a game. Skip it, mark it par, move on :/


Drsmiley72

i dunno, but either way im parking this hole.


JJ706

It’s not worth the possible insurance claim 😩


Old_Indication_4379

I thought that place looked familiar. I helped the SD Aces club with clearing areas for that course. Really great park! To answer your question, I usually stick to one disc but it’s probably best to throw a few 😜


fergus_mang

Oh! ohhhhhhh! They said I was weird for having a Buena Onda Maya Flya in the bag. Look at me now!


deadanddetached

Firebird over the top. Btw I love brengle


jackdhammer

Came here for the comments... Wasn't disappointed 🤣🤣🤣


mini_nova

FH roller and see what happens


LITyasuo

Metal Glitch


junkchonkmonk

...into a window.


SoMuchCereal

Roller


zesnet

An Innova Corvette into the windshield of someone's Corvette


DisgracedTuna

A brick


butlerchives

A barbeque


embiid4ROY

just for my own curiosity how long has the sign said “drone fly through coming soon”?


Jolly_Essay_6517

I’m recognize the course name but not the basket.


tripflops

A tantrum


rrroller

Parked!


khotaykinasal

Tantrum!


Aostentatious

Depends on what all those cars are there for


dopedecahedron

Ahh good memories playing Kit Carson and Brengle in the same day. Now I’m inspired to add Mast to the list and shoot a trinity.


mhyquel

[Discus](https://www.gillporter.com/media/catalog/product/cache/6f078ec5878963bd8d0a6bbf016e8157/7/6/76720_s6-discus.jpg)


tyla-roo

Brengle is so hard haha


SsbmBleach

I love it. It keeps me humble haha


MRBLOODY

A brick


lbaol

TILT!


ConcussedOctopus

A tantrum


kjframe1223

a roller


Deeshizznit

Rocks.


OmarNubianKing

Grace


TheOGCapitan

The course designer at the city council. (A roc is also a suitable answer.)


Chukfunk

Roller


dynastydave9473

Sidewinder


TheMoniker

My Koi wouldn't damage anything, but I'm still skipping that one.


Ok-Literature-5080

Probably a bachand wraith, early release, skip off the hood of that white Nissan


wanderingpanda402

Nothing because I don’t want to get the course pulled. Just call Parks and contact the club and move on. Maybe the police non-emergency in case they want to make some sweet sweet parking ticket money


discsarentpogs

Simon's metal glitch


Starmork

Repeat different hole. But, if you really want to throw this one, throw it with a big hyzer. That way if it hits a car, chances are it hits the roof, and no one checks their roofs. If the disc breaks a window and or makes a large enough dent, I would then leave a small note with an Innova ROC and quote the Bible: John 8:7 King James Version 7 So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a roc.


Survivalist236

Buzzz


mahzone

Rocks :)


BattleCryRy

Rocks


PJSmitty

A tantrum.


dinonb12

buzzz


shadycreeperguy247

That aluminum disc Simon has


DGQualtin

Im not.


__B_O_B__

Mamba backhand roller between the nissan and hyundai and following the lexus side


Birdie_McChainbanger

A rock


ThatManicStoicGuy

What? You said park it!


Jinxed0ne

I have some with random numbers on them that people didn't want back during covid. Sorry to the guy to told me "just keep it"


addictedpuppy

I'm hitting the minivan behind the white car behind the jeep on the right as hard as I can with a halo cloud breaker


filth_wagon

A brick


SamwiseG16

Straight into the windshield is what I’m throwing


Sock571434

Windshield skip ace


LukeG543

A spark plug


BanditCS

I'm grip locking a destroyer straight into the grille of that hummer


duckfart88

Strait at the Hyundai’s grill.


Difficult_Law_6086

A rock


Superb-Ad-9627

Whatever it is, someone's gonna need a new window.


glassily

OB


Prepup1214

A disc from pias pre inked;)


J-PHolm

Crave, because it likes to be low


micros101

Many rocks. What’s the occasion? I know the highland festival is in a couple weeks there. Edit- just saw the answer down below. It’s a fun place there.


LehewZeher

A tomahawk about half as high than normal and as hard as I can with a "Fuck you" disc.


Zepharan

My bag!


Open_Fly_5901

That tee sign has to be backwards. Or the illustration is the most inaccurate depiction of what's going on on the actual course. I would skip the hole if this is where the hole is.


Designer_Public_3073

A rock


mayormaynot22

Great course.


TiredOfSchmurfs

Pry 1 or 2 over🤣


ThisIsVeganRaySuckas

Flazer FH roller


Every-Variety-328

A disc.


Redheadman20

Rocks


chromebutts

A grenade..


nosoxnic

rock


jwhipple12

A skip shot off the windshield of that Hyundai


DeDannan

Metal circular saw blade.


XJ_Josh

I know this is a meme post, but if there is ever a risk when throwing on a hole I typically grab my discs from Elevation Disc Golf. They’re super soft rubber and (probably) won’t hurt anything if you hit it. When I got their Binx we played a game of 300+ft catch before our round started. It’s wild catching a driver and not getting hurt


Rukawork

I'm skipping the hole and giving the course a poor review on Udisk, that's what I'm doing. That's ridiculous.


blogasdraugas

invader for sure


Several_Ad2072

My insurance card. Lol


Dirtypickle332

Play the long alternate hole from the top of the hill and see what happens.


JC_911

A Roc(k)


quantinator

Punches! People can't be parking like that!


WhenTheRainsCome

Teebird, firebird, Corvette, etc.


ReasonNo4730

Have a friend drive over toss it on to the car and then literally drive it to the hole


BigDaddyMCM

Small pieces of porcelain. If you know, you know.


Scouts_Revenge

Into a Camry.


Robseger

Damn, PD or PD2 is the onlything that will fly the exact same every time. If I hit the car it's only my fault and not the wind or sum like that


mahoganyteakwood2

My bag in my car, because there is clearly an event going on in a public space.


QuaxieV70

The drive so I know it's parked in the sunroof.


Fun_Argument_2868

Teebird3


TheHoppingHessian

Lol The fuck are all those cars doing there? They’ve not been there every time I’ve played that course!


Glittering-Clock-644

Into a prius.


hyzerdude

Some of the worst tee signs in SoCal. 👀


Omengnome

Hands


Rooster042

A right hook at the course designer


Ibelieveyou2

A fit? A carwash? What did you end up going with?


thetrunkmunkey2

A rock


rj8899

Firebird


Fantastic-Tap4046

A fit! 🤨


Hallowqi

Insurance claims


ForceFieldOn

silicone flex koi


CaptainMoist23

Destroyer obviously


B-Loni

“I’m sorry” notes


C15156

Probably an old TeeBird I really could care less abt bc good luck getting that thing back... Man I Freaking love TeeBirds tho I have like 4-5 (Don't jump me Reddit, ik u guys most likely have more lol) in Different Weights, Plastics, and States of wear rn.


Alive-Paper-1512

Scorch roller


Logical_Associate632

Myself off of a bridge


Mar10-25

Roller!


chefboirp

A rock


9sasquatch5

I’d be too paranoid about hitting a car, absolutely grip lock and throw my Sapphire into the actual event that is going on.


Captain_Dingus912

Binx or anything elevation lol


BoxingBlacksmith

Rollo


CMHyland

What’s funny is walking up from the previous hole (which is like 1/4 mile and 50’ uphill). you wouldn’t see this until the last hundred or so feet


rusty1013

In this thread: internet tough guy disc golfers who don't understand what "mixed use" means. You're not gonna throw into someone's windshield, stop lying and be an adult.


Death_by_Snusnu_vol1

Rocks j/k


AssociationDork

Felon?


DougieDouger

FD3 thumber


AppointmentNo3876

a tantrum


YuhboiJB

A brick


AppropriateBelt4640

THROLLER into White jeep will have to do I guess…