“I don’t know the next time we’ll be in the same space together wade but idk that it’s far enough in the future for you to fuck around with me.” -Bob during the fridge episode 😂
"Rock-a-bye Bobby on the treetop
Mommy is dead, but you still have Pops
Now that she's gone, the money go bye
So sleep little Bobby, so papa can cry
...And when you wake up, paw will still be sad
So grow up and deal, 'cause that's life with Dear dad!"
Not a 1 liner but still one of my favorite things ever to come out of Wades mouth.
"it's entirely possible"
While it isn't my favorite persay, it is one that I think about almost daily. Someone says it or it just randomly pops into my brain.
I can't remember the episode but it was a game of Wades. He asked about their last meal requests. Which spiraled into a discussion on how Marks Mom would treat it. Not a line but my favorite bit.
From the Lies From Parents episode, the Vaseline on Bumbum thing makes me giggle when I think about it
"My mommy our Vasewine on my bumbum to help with the soresore"
"Minolta put their whole Minoltussy into this" 🤣
That’s a good one 😂
THIS DOESN'T SEEM LIKE HOW YOU INSTALL A FRIDGE
"Fuck your dreams and fuck your nightmares" has entered my daily lexicon.
“I don’t know the next time we’ll be in the same space together wade but idk that it’s far enough in the future for you to fuck around with me.” -Bob during the fridge episode 😂
That’s pretty high on my list
EXPOUND!!
I actually use this word so frequently now
"When I turned around...." "I DON'T BELIEVE IN GHOSTS"
"So you're gonna leave me with no hot water..and a THEORY about a valve that will fix my problems"
"Look at my ass"
"Rock-a-bye Bobby on the treetop Mommy is dead, but you still have Pops Now that she's gone, the money go bye So sleep little Bobby, so papa can cry ...And when you wake up, paw will still be sad So grow up and deal, 'cause that's life with Dear dad!" Not a 1 liner but still one of my favorite things ever to come out of Wades mouth.
Mark "they can torture me all I want...." Then the others just cackling at him 😂
"it's entirely possible" While it isn't my favorite persay, it is one that I think about almost daily. Someone says it or it just randomly pops into my brain.
“Have you heard about the ship of Theseus?” The entire Bobs and The Bees episode is just peak Distractible imo such a funny episode
“They can torture me as much as I want- they want.”
And the whole bit with the arrow in the same episode
I can't remember the episode but it was a game of Wades. He asked about their last meal requests. Which spiraled into a discussion on how Marks Mom would treat it. Not a line but my favorite bit.
That's my son, Mark, he's famous, my famous son Mark...
“I don’t buy that”
From the Lies From Parents episode, the Vaseline on Bumbum thing makes me giggle when I think about it "My mommy our Vasewine on my bumbum to help with the soresore"
And I'm baald
"the dog who lived, come die....."😂
"Survival of the fittest daughter and niece."
"Is this your car?"