I was fucking crying. The camel was insane, why do they sound like that? And then the attempts to imitate were gold! And then Bob gets cow. I think my favorite part was how often all three of them lost it at the same time.

I was crying too, I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Glorious episode!

I was fucking howling at this episode!

Ahh, trying to imitate the animals, yourself? 😂 Man, even just remembering the sounds is setting me off again.

THAT CAMEL DID SOUND LIKE MARK THOUGH .

Oh my god this is the funniest episode in ages, I'm rolling

The camel part had me laughing so hard that I was crying, this episode is easily going down as one of my favorites Wade's constant smegeol/gollum impressions were sending me 🤣

The camel had my cat so angry with me, I laughed hard enough that she got off my lap. It was such a surprised laugh, after the innocent, logical noise that preceeded it. And then the impressions.

I'm a trucker and listen to this while driving. My cat *dove* off the top bunk where he sleeps to find out what the hell was going on.... Thank god I was at a long stoplight lol

As an Australian who once had a koala break into their home and yell at them once I gotta say that marks recording had me looking around panicked for a solid 20 seconds

"HE'S BACK"

Well i really like about how wade gets mad with mark in this episode 🤣

It’s always funny when wade gets mad😂. 

Damn this was a hella funny one. I laughed so much. ❤️

I was dying from laughter with this episode, Wade stole the show with his impressions

Bob almost predicted the episode ending. At about 17:50 in Bob says “I’ll get the guesses correct and wade will get all the noises and it’ll be a tie” and wade ended up only winning by 1 but he got all the noises and Bob got the questions right

And the thing is, I think Bob's lion and pig impressions were better than Wades.

I agree with this too

I had to park the car when wade and bob was imitating the goat Literally the funniest shit I could not stop my belly cramping laughter holy shit https://preview.redd.it/inv25jbsvnzc1.jpeg?width=1894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fe0d2f32449908ae9cd13be0c5889641b554147

Dude this is the only time i laughed so hard crying from any episode. Wade's hardcore impression of the goat just killed me a million times

https://preview.redd.it/cwg0k38mqmzc1.jpeg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da736f364988acc3fccdd8bfd107c1ea7e42465d Mark with his segways or something I don't know

Koalas sound freaky as hell, but maybe not as much as Wade's Gorillaplier impression. This one is worth watching in video format for the audio listeners (which I usually am)!

For those of you who haven’t watched/listened to this episode yet, all I will say is: don’t be like me and decide chopping up a shit ton of vegetables while watching will be a superb idea 👍🏻

Oh god please tell me you still have all your fingers?

No worries, all 9 fingers are here. Wait a sec….

All 9 and one in your pocket?

😂

SMEAGOL STRIKES AGAIN!

Disappointed nobody said "Monkeyplier" when they said the monkey noises were an impression of Mark 

Genius Famer.. Genius

So what do yall think that last mystery animal was? I'm clueless. 

At 40:53 for people who want to relisten. I wanna say it's some type of bird? Not crow, but. Almost.

I think it's a penguin

i think my favorite part was marks camera being out of focus the whole time. really added to the funny

I laughed so hard. I was sick for 2 weeks and I'm sick again. Thank you guys for cheering me up!

This is now in my top 3 episodes. Smegal finally gets a laugh 😂. By the way, the writing instrument the boys were talking about was a Rocketbook. It’s paper you can write on, scan it to the cloud, then rub it out. Only know because I impulse bought one 🤦‍♂️😂

Incorrect but close

Probably a remarkable 2 or supernote

I unironically used a Rocketbook through college and it actually helped

Am I crazy or did we hear the “stoned guy at the space show” story before, but told by Mark?

I remember that story too, but it was definitely Bob who told it. I can’t remember the episode tho

Is it the childhood memory episode? Bob was the host I think? Around the part where both wade and mark talking about their trip to some kind of museum and wade was talking about his memory of seeing some sort of immersive movie, while mark talk about how he couldn’t stop thinking about magnet?

Exactly. Like u/muffy_at_the_club said it‘s „Our Firsts“

Ok only half crazy then, phew 😅

Just checked, it’s around 30 minutes in where he tells that story if you wanna relisten to it 🫡

Thanks, will do! Maybe I'll turn on the old ep in one ear and today's in the other for an equally trippy experience as the space guy must have had.

It drives me crazy that I don’t remember the episode now… 😅

It’s from ‘Our Firsts’ episode, and it was Bob who told it.

Thank you!! That would’ve made me so mad!

Do you think my job will accept me calling in since this episode killed me?

This episode made me laugh the hardest while driving to work this morning

Spit my Red Bull all over myself then almost peed myself this was the funniest episode to me but I also really needed a good laugh

I was also using the work forklift I had to walk away from for a minute

Holy buckets. Some of those animal noises were terrifying. Koala's really sound like that????

this is one of my new favorite episodes for sure. i’m feeling sick today and this make me laugh so much. great idea mark!!

ITS NOT 20 QUESTIONS PART 3 :(

You won't be disappointed even so

The "Tyler on the sixth minute of a hard laugh" bit really got me. IT'S SO ACCURATE!!!

I listened to the Podcast during my commute, this Episode was hilarious. I was laughing out loud, people in other cars looking into mine must have thought I was crazy. More of this, the lack of context by not being able to watch the podcast made this 100x funnier. Also, the toxicity of Wade was hilarious too, especially because Mark cut the game short because of it, I was laughing my ass off. Well done guys, well done, you made my day today.

This was so good! Drinking coffee while watching this was a mistake lol.

Wade's message to the listeners after Bob's lion-after-taco-bell impression killed me 🤣

*Hello my name is Markiplier*.... AND IM AN ASS.

this is one of the funniest things they have done in a very long time, that fucking goat, and wades impressions, i was in tears

https://preview.redd.it/tlescbtfaqzc1.png?width=1617&format=png&auto=webp&s=8bdf7a3a63883d1c135b54c82666209b078b5a53 What a long midface does to a mf

I was in tears 😂

I laughed so hard during this episode. Cheered me up since I was having a bad day at work 😂

Distractible episodes are always worth a listen, but my goodness was this the best comedy that I’ve had the pleasure of watching; everyone was in top form this episode. Hands down the funniest and most I’ve laughed in the recent year of watching Distractible.

Bro the African Skeet Beetle had me DYING for some reason idk if anyone else in the coffeeshop noticed and was wondering why i was cracking up so fucking hard

I'd like to thank Mark for this episode of today. I don't believe I've laughed so much like I did today in my entire life, and I'm only 19. Today I'm going to sleep a lot more happy after this experience. And by the way, the best animal noise for me was the goat one, with that horrifying sound that seemed like a grown man was trying to do a impression of the animal! I laughed for minutes... And then Wade with his lion impression that he just went "Roar." It was a very good episode. Recommended if you're having a bad day.

https://preview.redd.it/sz3z0tb7flzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=425cfb4014c4edf33ee5c75d704a156de6981509 E.

Damn This was definitely a banger of an episode. I surprisingly got the camel correct

Hee hee... Mark said doo doo... 💩

Top tier episode, honestly.

Okay… fuck um… The camel, I will try to get answers about camels from my girlfriend for this Reddit. She is from a country that had camels that she dealt with weekly. I am so confused

My guess for Mark's last animal noise: Crow

I don't think I've ever cried laughing at an episode before until today. The Smegol as a Californian impression absolutely destroyed me

I look forward to Wade hosting part 2 of Animal Noises, where Wade plays animal s*x noises and the guys have to guess which animal it is

I have never laughed so hard consistently throughout an episode, both audio and visual. 10/10, please make a part 2!

I feel like mark should have kept the episode going instead of throwing a tantrum about wade's very legitimate opinion about the episode being unfair

The last sound was Mark’s camera trying to stay in focus the whole episode

The Koala one had me howling , especially if you watch Wade frog blink on video 😭

This is one of my favorite episodes. So hilarious.

That was one of the best episodes in a while ngl

Holy crap I managed to actually get the sea lion right

i basically always watch while eating at work, and oh my god, i nearly choked so many times throughout the episode 😭😭 i don't think ive ever laughed this hard at an episode before all of the impressions were amazing, but the sealion one was so fucking funny

I wish there was an actual insect called the "skeet beetle" that actually sounds like that.

Has anyone been able to figure out the noise at the end??? Any guesses? I think it’s a type of bird or a cub of some sort 😭😂

I wish Spotify was available in my country for podcasts

late but i wanted to watch (not just listen to) this one, i am literally in tears over wades goat impression

Bob my beloved my sweet summer child, I feel like he is truly that and he is perfect and deserves all the wins.

That mysterious affect, that glorious sound, that wondrous noise, yet unknown by you but known for certain by us. Henceforth you shall know it's name, but be careful, once you've read of it there's no going back, Old School Donald Duck is of course the name. 

I tried listening to this episode to fall asleep and it kept me up I was laughing so hard. The goat and the camel noises took me out

Wade doing the impression of a goat killed me. By far the funniest episode and funniest moment in all of distractible for me

Great episode idea! Enjoyed it greatly. The second sea lion definitely sounded more like a sea lion. I would love to hear a part 2.

As much as I loved this episode, it made me EVEN more tired of wade complaining all the time. Bro was complaining the ENTIRE game that it was skewed toward Bob, and ended up winning, even after Mark gave Bob a bonus point for no reason. As much as I love all of the guys, Wade's "oh pity me everyone is against me" schtick is starting to get super grating. That being said...episode WAS funny as hell.

The goat screaming like a dying man that they also imitated was hilarious. I desperately want to know the original source for that one

Last noise was either a doe call or a buck call whitetail deer

So, Mark… the sound of the Koala… lets just say he was having some ‘fun time’ with his lady friend and leave it at that… 😂😂😂

Anyone else groan when Wade complains and cries unfair bias? I legit just came to the subreddit because all I ever heard is Mark and Bob saying the subreddit is on wades side but I don't know why. This isn't hate for Wade I just hate when it devolves into self victimizing.

No because generally he's right, and because it's part of their friend dynamic.

I agree. It’s not so much the complaining part but when he shuts down and half asses his participation it shifts the vibe and feels uncomfortable.