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Rule 4


ItIsEmptyAchilles

This is a joke,... right?


PerryDLeon

This has to be a shitpost right?


grahamev

It would be but he ran out of tokens


nullus_72

What the actual fuck are you talking about, OP? This must be some high-effort trolling. WTF.


AlterManNK

Maybe just high


WusBoppin

Have you looked into Pathfinder? They have different token piles for #1 and #2, so your group can try and minmax bathroom time


Dynamite_DM

They also have feats that allow you to increase your personal number without influencing the group's total.


_Denizen_

And if you roll a natural 20 you drop a holy grail, while a natural 1 is gonna block the toilet


MisterEinc

But remember you only have access to the Holy Grail action if you're at least Expert in Lore(Toilets) or higher.


fragile_crow

In case this is tragically not a joke, toilet tokens aren't real, they're something your DM made up because they don't trust you to just use the bathroom when necessary. This is very strange behaviour. Also, the idea that players aren't allowed to look at the rules is nonsense, too. One of the books is literally called the Player's Handbook. You're supposed to read it. Your DM is treating you like children.


HolocronHistorian

You get the tokens back on a short rest


Futurewolf

Whenever one of my players asks to go to the bathroom I have them roll a Con save. If they fail they have to pee their pants IRL.


Butt-Dragon

Lmao gods I hope this is a joke. Does this mf think WotC has frickin peebreak rules in their books?


chris270199

I'm sorry but what the actual hell??? Toilet tokens don't exist in rules, you can check the rules by yourself on the SRD, buying the books or whatever way and your DM has no right to say no just like they have no right to make you sit there and screw your body by not going to the bathroom This is a joke right? Please tell me I'm not opening this year seeing such a violation


Pocketbombz

My DM pauses the game when a player has to use the restroom, but he has us follow him into the boys room and keep playing if he has to go, to save tokens for the players.


DBSTKjS

I only let my players go to the toilet if they spend their inspiration or take a level of exhaustion. They should be focusing on the game we've all agreed to play. /s


GravyeonBell

Well, we can shut this sub down for 2023. We’ve peaked on day 1.


SuitablyOdd

I started giving my players the choice of using Inspiration as a toilet token. Roleplaying has improved dramatically.


CalydorEstalon

I wait until I've had my turn in combat, then say 'brb' and run off to the bathroom. Are you still in school? Are you used to needing to ask someone else for permission in order for your body to work as a body is designed to do? Adults don't ask for permission to go pee, we just go pee.


Fierce-Mushroom

As the DM I control a lot of things. When my players take a piss is not one them.


PatoCmd

Hasbro is monetizing toilet tokens now? Man they’re evil!


Party_Paladad

It's not so bad. You can get a toilet token for 14 gems, and gems are only 20 per $20. It's still cheaper than a paid DM service.


thenightgaunt

>DM only gives us 7 tokens for each of our 4-5 hour sessions. I'm in my 40s and have been DMing for well over 20 years and across a lot of systems, 4 states, and a lot of different groups of players. So please understand that this is coming from a place of great experience. What in the actual FUCK are you talking about? The answer is ZERO. No one gives out "toilet tokens". As adults we say "hey sorry folks, I need 5 minutes to hit the bathroom. I'll be right back." and that's that. That's it. I'm not sure where your DM got this idea from or why the hell they've implemented this system. But please be aware that this is NOT standard. Also, no, your DM is full of shit. The rulebooks are not "DMs Eyes Only". The only issue that ever can come up is that it's considered rude for players to try to use meta-knowledge they learned outside of game by say, reading the monster manual, in the game. Like, unless there's a reason for your character to know that the dark spawn of whomever can be instantly slain by using arrows made from deer bones, then there's no reason for them to know that or use that knowledge in the game.


DRDS1

Pretty sure this is just a joke post


nemainev

This is actually addressed on the OneDND released docs. You will be able to buy bundles from the WotC website that includes potty tokens that are offjcial and your DM must accept no questions asked. You get 20% off if you suffer from anxiety, are on the spectrum or have a therapeutic pet or stuffed animal or blanket.


ConcretePeanut

It's a troll. They posted something similar two months ago, about having got rid of a DM who uses them.


Warlyr

I would quit that game immediately and tell the dm to fuck off. Honestly if someone has to go to the toilet just go. It is up to my players if they want to ask for a pause (maybe an important moment for there character is happening) or they just go while other rp is happening. I‘m fine either way, because i want my players to feel comfy and in a safe space where they can explore the world and characters.


grummi

WTF


CTIndie

Wtf. This is like softcore horror story worthy


[deleted]

Point out that you would like to use the epic toilet token rule in the dmg that allows you to recover a toilet token if you have none left.


Disastrous-Peanut

That's bait.


MineCakeChase

If this is real it belongs on r/rpghorrorstories. Try not to go in the middle of a narrative moment, but if the focus is on another pc or you just finished your turn in combat then quickly slip out and do your business. Also I understand not reading stuff like the monster manual or the adventure modules to prevent meta gaming, but you’re supposed to read the players hand book and I’ll tell you nowhere in any book are there toilet tokens


luckygiraffe

If this were a job, it'd be illegal.


Velbalenos

My DM started charging extortionate rates for tokens, so now I just use the old bottle under the table routine.


SafariFlapsInBack

I’m hungover but this is a fucking joke, right?


secondbestGM

Ask your DM to institute the optional "when you've got to go, you've got to go" rules on p356 of the DMG. Instead of TTs, players can just go in the corner at any time just like in a regular adventure.


dogshitpiss

One solution our group had is just wear diapers and use one token for multiple potty breaks


DRDS1

Bro this is some top tier meme material. Excellent work


mateusrizzo

YTA. You should've made a Toilet Master Fighter or a Domain of Pee Cleric so you could get a few more tokens or don't spend one once every long rest. If you don't want or can't change your character, try to, at least, get the feat Great Bladder Master that let you hold in more time before having to go, or Wet Warrior that gives you a bonus to intimidation and attack rolls if you pee yourself. Try to watch Critical Role because everything I said here is there and you might learn a thing or two


Intelligent_Junket_3

If this is a remote game played through a VTT, then just game from on the toilet. Given you can turn in toilet tokens at the end of the session for bonus xp, this will maximize your level gain.


YeffYeffe

I love this post, fucking amazing


JanBartolomeus

Just shid and fart while playing “IT’S IN CHARACTER, IF MY CHARACTER COULDNT GO TO TOILET THYE WOULD BE SHIDDING AND FARDING RIGHT NOW” Problem solved


mystickord

42


SeparateMongoose192

I've never in my life heard of toilet tokens. I play with adults. When one of us has to go, we go. I'm shocked that this is a real thing that happens.


lycosid

Wat


[deleted]

Either this is an elaborate joke / shitpost. That or a budding DM horror story


[deleted]

Next on DnD horror stories..


Grazzt_is_my_bae

what the fuck am I even reading


Maindex_Omega

this is oddly specific


Relative_Map5243

I make my players roll a CON save (i experimented on them, so i know their modifiers) every hour. If they fail they have to pee/shit themselves at the table, like we used to do back in 2e.


Downtown-Command-295

What the fuck are you talking about? There's no such thing in the game as a 'toilet token'. If this isn't a joke on your part, OP, your DM is being a colossal twit.


[deleted]

!remindme 12hours