I don’t think we’ve got enough Jesus stickers.

Jesus

JESUS

Jesus

Is the answer

the one true jesus

JESUUUUUUUUUUUUS

OOOOOOOOH DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE YOU DIEEEE

IF IM NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME IM THREE DAYS. CARRY ON, CARRY ON.

There’re thorns in my gray matterrrrrr 🎤🎵

You said it, mayne.

Sorry, I didn't catch that, *"Jesus"*, was it?

*JEBUS

Jegus

Jenga?

I think they're trying to convince themselves they actually love Jesus.

Nah. They can still see with the rear view mirror... slightly.

Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus ^Jesus

^^^is ^^^the ^^^answer

If u jesus

Yeah I be

Honk, Jesus, Honk!

If U saves! If U……love love! Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus

Did anybody else read this to the tune of dance magic dance

Well now I did.

Run, Forrest, Run!

HONK JESU SHONK

I wonder if they are atheists. Some mysteries will never be solved.

These types always think Jesus is a honky

😂 you made me lawl

Just a few more stickers to see Jesus

JESUS JESÚS

*and steals hubcaps from cars..* *Heysus can I borrow your crowbar..*

Thou shalt not worship false Billy Idols

Toyota JESUS

Is that the new model? And also, can it take the wheel?

I wouldn't want to cross this guy.

🙌🏼

Je suis Jesus

Mensonge, c’est moi

HONK JESUS HONK IF U SAVES IF U LOVE LOVE JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS

If u saves

Scariest thing I've ever seen

Toyota Jesus.

This sounds like a way better version of Shine Jesus Shine.

Well that's an earworm for the next little while. And I remember just enough of the words for it to be really annoying

Dammit...I hear it now. But it's your improved version.

Honk, Jesus, honk, fill this land with the sick sounds of the Father's customised horn kit Blaze, Spirit, blaze, check out my exhaust wait it’s not supposed to be on fire like that Flow, river, flow, oh crap there is gas leaking from my tank Send forth Your word, Lord, and let there be the blinding light of my front LEDs

💀 I'm hearing it with flashbacks to my Christian knockoff scout troop singing. I hope the Father's customized horn kit beeps the Hallelujah Chorus.

I am laughing way too hard at this

I thought there was some French thrown in all that word salad! Je sus shonk!!

Je suis HONK

I made myself lol. Thanks for helping me do that.

😉🤭

I love jésus

Y'all think they like Jesus?

I love this so much

It's giving the same energy as that one kid that's trying to talk about his dream and it's just gibberish

I heard somebody say: honk, Jesus, honk! Disco Highway! Honk, Jesus, honk! Honk, that momma down!

RUN, JESUS, RUN! *cuts to a shirtless man with a rifle doing a gremlin walk*

I beg Jesus to honk every night. But to be fair if he did it’d scare the… bejeezus… outta me.

I’m pretty sure this is just some demented Christian rap lyric

Jesus Christ, that's an excessive amount of Jesus stickers.

Said oh lord Jesus it’s a fire Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus it’s a fire

Ain't nobody got time for that

Guys, I think he likes Jesus.

Honk Jesu Shonk If u saves If u Love Jesus is the answer Love Jesus Jesus

Average spread the gospel tiktoker’s car:

🎵 ¡Honk,Jæsus Honk! If he saved you🎶 🎵

When my brain eventually does break, I hope it doesn’t break for Jesus. I don’t want to even imagine the kind of people you have to hang out with when you have a car like this.

Jesus wants you to see through your rear view mirror, though. The DMV agrees.

You know what’s better than stickers, actually following what he taught, like be kind, help, forgive, love. Nah bumper stickers

Jesus was a goose this whole time.

This might be wrong but, guys, I think they’re Christian.

i don’t care how often i see this it’ll always make me laugh

If you saves I F U

Jesus...

Isn’t that illegal to having things obstructing your back view like that? Also, my lord…

I don’t think so. I think it’s the windshield, driver, and front passenger windows that are required to be free of obstructions and a percentage of tint. I’m sure it varies from state to state as well.

Lmfao Honk Jesus honk if u saves if u love love Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Holy hell man

They really love their immigrant gardener.

It’s a fuckin Christian goose

Jesus…

Honk Jesus honk if u saves if u love love Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus.

This looks like the words of a crazy person on their deathbed…

This guy Jesus's

Fuck a Jesus

Honk, Jesus! You’re saving so you can watch everyone you love if u Jesus honk love!

if u saves ifu

I’m now saying “Honk, Jesus, Honk!” To the tune of “Unskinny Bop” by Poison.

Needs to update to the new Mike Johnson republican cult for PutinJrtrump orange Jesus. Even the maga members of the Supreme Court have switch.

That’s wayyyy to many

HONK JESUS HONK IF U SAVES IF U L O V E L O V E JESUSJESUS

Honk if Jesu shonk

JESUS CHRIST!

Yo dawg, I heard you like Jesus.

HONK JESUS HONK IF U SAVES IF U LOVE LOVE JESUSJESUSJESUSJESUSJESUS J E S U S

Who needs to see I out their back window when you have Jesus.

I think I've seen this one before

You said it

Jesus 🧔🏻‍♀️

Jesus fucking Christ.

JESUS t JESUS JESUS ◘ ^(Jesus)

Thats a weird way of saying “jesus take the wheel”

*JEEBUS*

Ain't nobody got time for that.

HONK JESUS HONK IF U SAVES IF U LOVE LOVE JESUS JESUS

I turn around and he was gone was that Jesus, Jesus on a Yaaaaaaris \- Shelby Lynne

Someone is overcompensating

r/sweetjesusrides

JFC

Ahh yes Christin Clowns.

Jesus?

What an awesome bandname. I should start a sub

Jesus³

Honk, Jesus. Honk. If you saves.. If you Love, Love Jesus, Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus

Honk Jesus Honk! If you Saves! If you love, love! Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus! (This song kinda slaps!) (Jesus Jesus!)

Honk Jesus Honk If U Saves If U Love Love Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus

Get those off that Yaris and sell it to me. I’ll baby that baby. 🚗

Honk Jesus honk if u saves if you love love Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus

i think this guy loves jesus

What do you do if you are an atheist behind this vehicle and it decides to not move when the light turns green?

If only bowser could sing a Jesus song instead of peaches, it would be this person's sound track.

I bet if you started honking a lot he would give you the finger.

They aren't "JESUS" stickers. They are a lot of "J," "E," "S,"x2, and "U" stickers.

Jesus, that’s overkill.

Jesus

Honk Jesus honk if u saves if u love love Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus

By the way. Jesus.

Goosey Jesus

HONKJESUSHONK IF U SAVES IF U LOVE LOVE JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS IS THE ANSWER

Presumably, said after he took the wheel

Dude saw a Jesus sticker and went “I’ll take your entire stock”

SUSEJ/ SUSEG/ SAUSAG/ SAUSAGE

A little too much devotion

Dr. Seuss 3:16

That is crazy amounts of passive aggressive. Minnesota?

Jesus, that’s a lot of stickers.

This is chaotic in a way I will never achieve

This reads like early 2010’s rap

Jesus saves Jesus. I guess even Jesus gave up on trying to save us.

Jesus saves Jesus

Jesus is the only one backing this dam car up

“Honk Jesus honk if u saves if u love Jesus love Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus”

TOYOTA

HONK JESU SHONK

So..... Jesus?

JESUS

Why did I see “honk jesu shonk” first?

You ever see a word so many times that it starts to seem like it's a fake word? I'm at that point right now. Also... It's a cross-over. Heh.

Honk if u saves! Honk for Goose Jesus!

I wonder if Jesus will save them as they back into your car in the Walmart parking lot?

Qué bonito loco! Jajajaja

honk jesushonk if u saves if u love love jesus jesus

Shonk if u saves if u love love Jesus Jesus

Honk Jesus Honk If U Saves If U Love Jesus Love Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus

I think they like Jesus

Can't be safe to drive with all those stickers blocking your rear view. Jesus!

I need someone to edit these lyrics into a bad ass trap song with a bass drop. Honk Honk Honk Jesus Honk Honk Honk Honk Jesus Honk HONK IF YOU SAVES! HONK IF YOU SAVES!

Do we have to honk per each Jesus? Lol *Honk!*

😍

Every time I see this reposted, I try to put it to the tune of the pre-chorus of "You're Gonna Far Kid" by the Offspring. You know, the "Dance Fucker Dance..." part.

Is this also an r/ihadastroke?

So I should honk if I’m Jesus or Jesus loves honking? I’m confused

Jesus Christ

Jesus!

it's removed :/

FFS JESUS WAS LAME AS HELL FUCK THAT GUY