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kmanthewmast

This dude could be onto something, would be best to play cbat cause it genuinely has good bass


Super_Fried_Rice

No, no more


Eddeee1

I for one hope it never ends.


SteakMenu

Definitely bass cannon by excision that's the nut buster right there boi


GhostCrackets

HEALTH STAMINA ENDURANCE…EVERYTHING YOU NEED


X8883

good old times


Alarming-Friend3340

"I came, but now I am tone deaf"


Nic3GreenNachos

I legit loled at that


readditredditread

Idk what list he belongs on, but he definitely belongs on a list…


TheRayMan264

https://lists.thefamouspeople.com/greatest-minds-in-history.php


pbailey1995

How it feels to chew five gum!


WeldinMike27

Five cum.


BamboozledPanda09

How it feels to cum five guys


Colin-Hooftman

How it feels to get cummed in by five guys


TacoDroppo

How it feels to chew five guys cum :-P


DetectiveChub71

How it feels when five guys chew you


Clean_Internet

NTA, his subwoofer, his rules


OneOfManyParadoxFans

Subwoofer would be better replaced with subwanker. Or maybe shagwoofer.


Halfgnomen

Wankwoofer


OneOfManyParadoxFans

These are all going to be on UrbanDictionary by the end of the day if they aren't already.


King_Trasher

Why play music? Just play bass tones, especially in the range of 90-110 hz. That's the most popular vibration frequency for sex toys That being said, a high power subwoofer is just about the most inefficient way to get the job done. Just use a regular motor.


Lappenfurz

Not to speak of the fact that sticking that silicone minge in there reduces the port area altering the performance drastically. Now plug it with your cock and it just turns it into a badly sealed enclosure


beige4ever

you might say... SUB-optimal


djvvolf420

Subwussy


[deleted]

Make the sound play at 432 hrtz and it will probably make your dick grow. Sounds like buried Nikola Telsa technology 😩


[deleted]

In Russia, speakers blow you!


dodobird146

it makes me uncomfortable how off center it is


Imesseduponmyname

Plus if he used expanding foam, there's no cleaning that...


Sl0thLuvA

Play Cbat through it obviously


Vitroid

Play CBAT.


bigboysan4104

i wold play some electro swing good bass in some of them


Ok-Discussion2246

Obviously Darude-Sandstorm is the only clear choice here.


KemalistWojak

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


Flavaflavius

This is cool and all, but how does he clean it?


Sir_Hammy_02

Bfg division obviously.


King_Tudrop

I'm into subs 🤷‍♂️


Adventurous_Fly_4420

If I consider myself a dom, is this my purest option?


King_Tudrop

Do you still go to hell if you only fuck speakussy?


ZambotheMan

You know I got curious and searched it up- turns out there are several guys who do this and now my curiosity might lead me to something I shouldn’t do


X8883

do old school dubstep talking like loefah, mala, skream...


romanholder1

Fuckbox


Runescape3MF

Can't get laid? This man adapted and over came


Adventurous_Fly_4420

But what does this mean to those calling themselves **sub**missives?


Lemohn_

How do u clean it tho…


Bulok

Dizzy Rascal Bassline Junkie suddenly had a different meaning


DamnDirtyApe8472

It’s all fun until you find the brown note


Whiskey_Tango_Bravo

This is how it feels to chew 5 gum


RaceLongjumping8221

God how tf can he even clean that


Nope_Not_A_Stan

Bro nutted to pumped up kicks


[deleted]

Wasted fleshlight right there


The_Classiest

The pink lady model is rather trash anyway


WeldinMike27

Prince... Cream is the real choice.


PhotographTemporary8

Nice try 😉


WhoIsRodrix

Rush E


SwatchDeltaRune

I recommend Wrong by Max Schneider


frostyjokerr

The only answer to his question is: Hudson Mohawke - cbat


Ange-a-lala

He doesn’t have a girlfriend and why is he deaf!?!?


Leviathan-USA-CEO

A true audiophile


KpopAnimeReject

Oh if I had a dick I'd totally put mine in that


lunchboxdeluxe

That speaker is gonna mold from the inside out.


Wide_Glass1088

Jfc 🤦‍♀️


[deleted]

Super Gore Nest.


Gobagogodada

Torqux - Psychopath, bassex remix. I promise you'll have a good time


silly_willy82

It's going in


[deleted]

Don’t drop, Smash the beat.