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Starry-Plut-Plut

Wigfrid is absolutely not clean


Ruben0415

She definitely reeks of the blood of her enemies


Damyano-is-SUS

Happy cake day


RPhoenixFlight

Happy cake day


thesuperlibrarygirl

She's got the meat sweats for sure


Starry-Plut-Plut

Exactly my thought


Starry-Plut-Plut

Exactly what i was thinking


Redplushie

Wilfrid is my stunky girl


readmancy

She is if you think about her as her actress self


Starry-Plut-Plut

Not even then she's too comitted to her bit she also most likely has meet sweats


Shadektor

There's no way Wanda, the woman who directly says she'd rather eat things raw to save time properly, bathed her personality seems like she'd cared very little for hygiene unless it actively hindered her.


Morpho_Knight

You got a point.


TheActionAss

Actually I do vaguely recall one of her quotes saying she'd like to have a warm bath so she's clearly fine with stopping for *some* form of washing! Not sure what I examined for it, though. Edit: "It might be nice to have a warm bath and unwind for a moment or two." from bath bombs


Kaleidos-X

That quote implies she rarely has time for such activities while still enjoying them. If anything, it's evidence against her having hygienic bathing habits.


ThrownAway2028

I mean in fairness a bath is generally more of a relaxation thing than a hygiene thing? If you want to wash yourself you’d usually take a shower


worlds_evilest_guy

not necessarily. I'm not really sure when she's from, but showers weren't common in the US until 1920 and in the UK, it was later, in 1960. I we were to assume Wanda lives in or around Europe and in the 1910s to 1930s, (which I personally believe) she very well may have never taken a shower.


_D_oge_

She’s Slavic, and from what I’ve traced, at least from the 1700’s (she mentions gas lamps being “newfangled”)


knzconnor

In the US, not usually. We don’t generally have bathrooms setup with adjacent shower and tub and most people don’t want shower and then wait for the tub to fill. So they just put their dirty gross bodies in a small tub of water and float in their own filth. Sometimes it causes issues when Americans go somewhere like Japan and stay with a family and dirty up the tub.


coolpizzacook

I've an argument however. Her stink level depends on age. Thus the younger the cleaner she is. She just rewinds to her old hygiene levels.


JustAnotherDoosh

There's no way a robot smells worse than anyone on this list


Shadektor

Wx doesn't need to clean himself which would include bathing while he doesn't have natural body odor unless he's being considerate of the others blood and other muck he goes through including eatting eatting things will likely make him smell putrid over time.


Morpho_Knight

Bro’s allergic to showers


Informal_Service704

Did terminator look stinky at any moment?


No1btch

the terminators do wear living tissue, so those can probably smell bad. wx is just metal


keisuke_takato

iron has an ubearable stench. i don't know what wx is made off but some metals stink so bad


The-Crimson-Jester

Is that why Elves and most Fey are weak to iron? Because it just smells very bad?


keisuke_takato

lmao. iron has the same smell as blood so i could see that being the reason.


TranslatorFull3372

Nah, it was mainly just superstition. Probably stemming from the fact that people who believed in fairies were typically cultures with only access to bronze armor and weapons which was weaker than iron wielding invaders. In fantasy it could also just be symbolic of elves = nature and iron = civilization/unnatural stuff. Sometimes in fantasy it was particularly meteoric iron that was coveted, for meteoric iron such materials could be seen as divine in origin or simply unearthly and thus able to harm earthly spirits.


VulcansAreSpaceElves

>with only access to bronze armor and weapons which was weaker than iron wielding invaders Uh... what? Bronze is *much* stronger than iron. Did you learn the Iron age was after the Bronze age and simply assume that meant it was stronger? Iron ushered in a new age not because it was stronger, but because it could be used in mass quantities. Bronze requires tin, and tin was precious. Iron was abundant, so once people figured out how to work with this much lower quality material and still have it be kinda okay, we got a lot *more* metal stuff. The reason an iron society would win in a fight isn't because iron is stronger than bronze. The leadership of both sides of a fight would be armed and armored with bronze. The reason an iron society would win in a fight is because their line warriors armed and armored with iron would be fighting the bronze society's line warriors armed with rocks and armored with skin.


what-do-you-expect

Technically (☝️🤓) metals dont give off any smell and the smell you get is the metal reacting with oils and other stuff on your skin


chincerd

He could if he lost his sense of smell


Stock_Plan7640

he eats rotting food bro


Banana_Doggo

Woodie canonically smells better than Willow unfortunately


Crush_Un_Crull

Where does it say "woodie smells better than willow" lmao. Sounds so outta context


ghost_prism

his quote for the rubber bung i think


JoanValJoan

Hardened Rubber Bung Willow: "I've never liked bathing with water."


Morpho_Knight

Even in were-forms?


KarenReviewsWorstREV

he may be stinky but hey hes still sexy


SirPriceMathaFacka

You made my say


chincerd

Willow smells like burning, meanwhile Wanda goes from smelling nice to smelling like any old lady


_Kutai_

Well, some people are into that...


M4rkFr0mMaNd3la

I'd say Wolfgang smells horrible, he doesn't seem hygienic and in a quote it says "I snuck one of these into Wolfgang's drawer to smell better" or something. I'd say Wilson would at least TRY to be hygienic, because he's often hair obsessed. Like the Balloon Hat, Football Hat as an example.


weary_cursor

You are lying if you say Winona doesn’t absolutely reek of engine oil


HuskyBLZKN

There is no way in hell that Winona, an engineer, smells even passable, especially if she got sent to the Constant while working at a factory lol


spiders_and_roses

Her examination quote for a Monkey Barrel🙁


worlds_evilest_guy

She should be in AT LEAST stinky


Successful_Mud8596

Wormwood smells like a tree most of the time, and FANTASTIC some of the time


Morpho_Knight

smells like poo poo


Successful_Mud8596

Oh I kinda forget that that’s how he’s supposed to be played. I just use tents to heal


Crusidea

Plants in real life use manure to grow and most smell fine if not pleasing, so I don't think that really matters much in this case.


Plump_Chicken

Do they actively carry doody in their pockets? Also he rubs it all over himself and then touches everything with his poopy hands.


Crusidea

What's rubbed over him is absorbed completely based on the animation and by that nature it would imply the same with any on his hands.


GoldKaleidoscope1533

"HE MADE IT WITH HIS POOP HANDS" -WX78 examining Wormwood armour, the greatest quote of all time


abigfatape

I think the answer is everyone stinks because there's no showers or wet rags or soap and the only difference is that while everyone else is in the "absolutely disgusting sewage rodent" tier maxwell and Wicker bottom are in the "still pretty stinly but it's just their own smell not everything elses" since they don't physically interact with much


spiders_and_roses

Some developer said they clean themselves in like, ponds and lakes and stuff so I take it as canon


abigfatape

oh! my bad then, I assumed their only 'showers' would be the occasional rain


Victorinoxj

Can you link where this was said? I tried googleing but found nothing


Kitten202010

I feel like wx78 would absolutely be clean because he would spend a ton of time in between every time he's murdering stuff just cleaning himself of the vile filth that his enemies accidentally left on him to make sure his components don't get clogged also wormwood is a plant like he might get stinky after using poop as fertilizer but he also completely absorbs it so I don't think he would smell that bad


Guccibeltlicker9002

WX spends alot of time eating rotten garbage though also WX's ability to smell isnt as strong as a human nose so he would see less of a need to smell nice


Dovahkenny123

I just feel like Wilson would be a clean freak ngl, or at least, messy but not dirty, like he’d know where everything is, but nobody else would. An organized chaos if you will, but I feel like he’d at least be smart enough to have a solution for stink, assuming he’d need it. Alone though I’d get it, he’d be too absorbed in experiments to worry about it. So it’s debatable, in a group setting I think he’d be conscious about it, and this IS DST after all


EdwardM1230

The man stores food in his beard. That alone, earns him putrid-status. But yes, your analysis is spot-on. And I think he’d have to really care about your opinion, to put his personal hygiene above the pursuit of science. He’d probably rather just live with the pigs, where he can focus on his work, and eat pierogi crumbs out of his beard, without judgment.


Dovahkenny123

You got me there with the beard snacks I forgot about those lol


coolpizzacook

I can't think of anything more organized chaos than beard food storage.


spiders_and_roses

He so me fr


hollowsoul9

No way the goat man smells clean.


Morpho_Knight

I just imagined him grooming himself like a cat


weary_cursor

you’re so real for that


hollowsoul9

Haha, that's weird. You're weird. Take my up vote.


MariSaysWah

Yeah…. Yeah! I see it!


keisuke_takato

probably smells like sulfur


hollowsoul9

If you play him like I do, it's more bug parts than anything


stanatical

Warly is extra clean. He’s a chef so he has hygiene standards and also has a canonically sensitive sense of smell.


Crusidea

I feel Webber would probably stink but in the same way as a wet dog, but not putrid


MavStein

I thin Warly should be in the extra clean list.


SupersSoon

Despite eating literal shit, Wormwood fully absorbs it and breaks it down in seconds, leaving no particles to go into the air He should smell like a plant


WeightAltruistic5513

He could smell like one of those plants that kills your nose tho


SquirrelSuspicious

Wormwood definitely smells at least alright and depending on the skin smells better or worse, but he'd likely have little to no scent as a plant and would probably smell nice while bloomed.


Morpho_Knight

But he rubs himself with poop and the like.


SquirrelSuspicious

He absorbs it, it doesn't just sit on the outside


spiders_and_roses

Willow probably smells like charcoal or burnt stuff😳😳👉👈


dHamot

I genuinely love and find it so amusing and funny how this entire thread is composed of ppl having serious debates about whether a character would BATHE or not, based on N logical reasons. I love this community.


Guccibeltlicker9002

Winona has Stockholm syndrome for a sweatshop I doubt she smelled anything above *nearly* tolerable even before she was sent out into the disgusting poop and rotten meat filled wilderness


krool_aid

WX doesn't smell gross bad they just smell very very strongly of gasoline and wet pennies and lead and it's just awful, it follows them around everywhere and permeates everything they touch


GoldKaleidoscope1533

WX will see the most horrid and completely rotten dish and then go "FINALLY, SOME GOOD FOOD FOR ONCE!".


8l172

Willow girlsmell 😋 She probably smells like smoke


what-do-you-expect

Wes is stinky because he is french


Morpho_Knight

Yes


monsty_14

Idk I think wilson kinda cares about being clean... atleast, he is not dirty as others in stinky tier. I don't mean he cares as someone like Maxwell but not just as careless as Idk willow or wigfrid?


Blahbluhblahblah1000

Same. Seems like he would at least give it a thought lol


monsty_14

Lol.. it's a bit hard there are some qoutes that wilson call himself handsome and like that, I guess there were from skin and meat effigy thing. Well meat effigy quote is just what a handsome devil or smth like that and the skin qoute is even I can be more handsome ( I guess? Lol I don't remember too well) These qoutes maybe just show us wilson overconfidence but still maybe these quotes can show us atleast he cares about being clean there is nobody who is stinky and says yeah I'm clean and so Or maybe he is just busy with science as it has shown in his Halloween pig costume explanation part and as you said sometimes think about it I would rather to place wilson somewhere between stinky and clean I'm sorry if my grammer is shity😂😭 I hope you all understand what I'm saying


DiverSquid

"THAT FILTHY CREATURE SMEARS IT DIRECTLY ON HIS FACE" -WX-78 when compost wrap "HE MADE IT WITH HIS POOP HANDS" -WX-78 when Bramble Husk


AnonymousFog501

When does it state anywhere that Wormwood smells?


Promethia

My first thought as a wormwood main. Dude is a flower.


LePingouinCosmique

Dude bathes in literal shit


Morpho_Knight

he rubs himself with poop, rot, rotten fish, compost, guano, and glommer goop for hp.


StainInLife

he literally uses manure and compost wrap to heal, what do you imagine he smells like?


Cold-Radish-1469

why wx putrid


UnfunnyGuy277

Guy eats rotten ofod and it just sits inside till hunger runs out


Cold-Radish-1469

fair


WeightAltruistic5513

But doesn't he dissolve it in seconds? Shouldn't have that bad of a smell, considering he was living whit wagstaff for some time, you'd think they would have solved the smell problem


Quirky-Phrase-2754

As a Webber main, I can confirm. Also Walter should be in the smelly tier, he is an explorer.


worlds_evilest_guy

but he's also a boy scout, i get the feeling he knows how to keep clean in the wilderness. Probably still has a stash of soap in his pockets from his last real-world camping trip


Tokyolurv

Wartox is covered in fur, he absolutely stinks of mildew


thevampirecrow

nah wx78 would smell good


manderson1313

I like to think woodie smells like pine trees and maple syrup lol


magichotpotato

Winona is def not clean isnt she like a mechanic? Imagine working on machines all day during summer season


Fitzvah

Put Winona in Stinky and this’ll be perfect, she definitely works up a mean sweat after building all her gadgets.


LostInTheRedditVoid

Wx is a robot so doesn’t have a smell


krool_aid

they absolutely do lmao new robots smell like nothing but WX? old ass crusty automaton probably smells like wet pennies and gasoline and lead


zegz_proto

If I'm gonna be honest, wormwood probably stinks EXCEPT when he starts to bloom, I think probably smells, well, like flowers or maybe even perfume, but I could be wrong


Hussarini

I personally think wormwood would smell more earthy then putrid like a vegetable straight from the ground, and wx literally has no way to smell like anything else then metal since you know, he's got no skin, he doesn't sweat his body doesn't generate natural oils


invincitank

I feel like your very clean category just smells like how everyone's grandparents house smells Warly has a strong smell but it's of paprika and garlic and wine so he's g Woby smells like dog 100% of the time, so as long as its bit raining its g, I suppose Wortox fits here too For legal reasons I will not smell or sniff Wendy or willow they are minors (but I will say that I like the smell of fire and when we do campfires all the smell catches jn my jacket for like 2 weeks jts great) I feel like depending on season wormwood could slide all over this chart if he flowers and whatnot, but yea he defo retains a very earthy quality to himself


hammersnatcher

I feel like Wanda wouldn't shower often, since she doesn't like wasting too much time she would try to minimilise the time in the shower. Same for baths.


chaygray

WX-78 would not stink. He cant get wet and doesnt sweat


Rocktooo

How is the robot putrid?


WeightAltruistic5513

Probably is bc he can't clean himself so if he ever gets covered in poo for example he would smell like that for a while


funnyman_sixten13

I pretty much agree


Webber-414

I imagine a living plant would smell nice, especially when he blooms


alberthething

wormwood probably smells good during spring


THe_Alpha_OP

I smell a bit of racism here


Morpho_Knight

No racism here. Racism stinks :\^)


WeightAltruistic5513

Wormwood probably smells tolerable during spring


WeightAltruistic5513

I don't think the girl role playing as a viking would be hygienic at all, since she only eats meat, she probably smells like blood and rotten meat


WeightAltruistic5513

You should add the solo characters


Cool_Kobold

Maxwell was stuck to a chair no way he had time to bathe.


Ok_Cryptographer8811

I love the consensus everyone has that everyone in the constant smells like rotten food mixed with swamp ass except for wormwood during spring.


Amazing-Hair

Wormwood literally smells like flowers


Morpho_Knight

Pooooooooop


Blahbluhblahblah1000

Doesn't Wilson say the flowers are pretty but "smell like a common laborer"? I'd think based on that he'd want to be somewhat clean at least.


velphegor666

Wigfrid is not clean and Winona as well considering she 's a greasemonkey


Legal_Maximum3849

bruh winnona is a mechanic thats always working with machines covered in oil and stuff, no way she smells clean


Ice258852

I'd like to smell Wendy. She probably smell like flower.