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InDrIdCoLd37

Wait I've been on this subreddit for a while I know the answer , you should report her to DD, call the cops, call the Pope, find the best lawyer you can to sue her, find out where she works and and get her fired. Find out where she went to college and get her degree revoked for being super creepy. /S am I missing anything


MayhemReignsTV

Oh my god that was hilarious and some people probably think you're serious(some Redittors don't even understand sarcasm tags) 🤣


ModernNomad97

God damn it, thats so accurate!! 😂😂


cheeseymom

So if a girl does it, y'all get excited, but if a guy does it, it's creepy and inappropriate lol.


Inner-Kale2801

girls are usually more genuine & NOT creepy. men are. OR its extremely hard to tell if they are or arent bc 99% of men are creeps.


Patient-Capital5993

Who hurt you


Inner-Kale2801

men


TheSavageBeast83

Girls are definitely not more genuine


Inner-Kale2801

yes they are. thats what they all say, im not the only one


pointme2_profits

It's not a black and white question of just male VS female. There's an entire complicated set of experiences men and women face in life from the opposite sex. That really set the tone.


ModernNomad97

So what you’re saying is that when a guy does this exact same thing, women will generalize the guy into the same category as a creepy stalker?


pointme2_profits

Pretty much normal human response. We all judge everything and every one based on the worst experience we've had. And there is not a woman out there who hasn't had a bad experience with a man who would not take a hint, or even an outright no for an answer. Men enjoy being hit on. Because it rarely happens. Women get hit on 5x a day. No where is safe.


Amazonty

Hit them with a order never delivered so they can come back and you can give your number in person👍


Mobile-Explanation68

flirting on doordash is actually crazy. but love can blossom anywhere. just be safe


YogurtclosetGood1042

On my way


Skrapeg0at

If I were you, I'd pick up some condoms at the nearest store and say "On my way".


zerostar83

Ask how much she'll tip ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


factcore7112

Hit em with the "ON MY WAY"


Spiritual_Metal5058

All the people I text were customers, I am guy. They ask for my number first.


Inner-Kale2801

🤣