T O P

  • By -

Hot-Use-7931

I got a tire iron under my seat


TheCraftyRaptorYo

A shit ton of pent-up rage.


NuLL-x77

Chopsticks.


Same-Passenger-8693

Pepper Gel, and Taurus 9mm; lightweight and I can unholster easy, not super heavy so I’m good getting in and out of my vehicle without it being noticed either


Internal-Equal7811

Mace,4inch quick release knife and either a 380acp ruger lcp or 380acp SW EZ depending on clothes I have on.Both with alternate fmj and hollowpoint.All easily accessible .I ain't gonna be a victim.And I practice weekly 50 to 100 rounds.


rippy3838

Ruger Sp101 .357 Magnum


zoomanji93

I live in an extremely safe city(to put it in perspective, children and women walk around at night alone without a worry). But i carry a 5 inch pocket knife because you can’t get too comfortable in any environment


falseprescience

Expandable baton and hunting knife


ReplacementNo8678

👊🏾


BrianmikeTWD

Expandable baton and occasionally a knife in my car. Used to have a baseball bat in the backseat. In my house I got a couple of nice 9mm and bow lmao.


Its_Cory

POM pepper spray. It is the perfect weapon for self defense.


findtheself

Glock 19


alphakenney

Nice try fed! I'm just kidding, I carry a pistol for crazy people and mace for crazy animals.


neobiogene

3 knives, one is a 3 in dagger, one is a cold steel folding recon knife, and one Kbar on my back. Last two are blooded in Iraq.


CalligrapherNarrow40

Got me a kabar too


Jamie_BiTcH

Pepper gel, I don't live in too dangerous of a city but still


Drizzlebodizzle

Ruger Security 9, fairly cheap and very reliable(in my experience)


GodlessJuan

Glock 43x 9mm


Flameheartsan

A gun


Pretend_Store_7778

Springfield hellcat pro


Bluewolfpaws95

A Glock 48, I never dash without it.


Anon_Random1

Pepper spray and pistol. The spray is more for an aggressive dog because I wouldn’t wanna shoot someone’s dogs on there own property but I would do what I have to do


cheeseymom

![gif](giphy|J27AnMORd1dLZgqkpV|downsized)


lukinfly45

Bowling Pin


LilRubDuck

Just a simple pocket knife like I always have my entire life before door dashing.


Equivalent_Tea_8214

Lol nothing maybe I should


the1999person

9mm. Safety always off.


Internal-Equal7811

Ruger 380acp lcp has no safety and SW 380acp ez has grip safety.Takes a little getting used to a grip safety but is worth the effort.


the1999person

I have a Smith & Wesson SD9 VE that don't have a safety. But the phase is from Trailer Park Boys.


WingsArisen

I have a batton that was made out if an old hard rubber broom handle on the floor next to my driver seat.


TheProfoundWigglepaw

I'm 6'3", 260lbs, and look like Jesus. Not many people even attempt it and dogs rarely come at me. But, I carry a large pocket knife just in case I need to cut something. I carry it as a tool. But, it can be a weapon I suppose.


NoTemperature7159

H&K .40 🤷🏻‍♂️.


saultron

These hands


Mysticalbabe71

I’ve got a few knives in different places in the car, put 1 in pocket if going somewhere I think I’ll need it, & pepper spray.. As big guy above said, although im opposite kinda lol I’m a female 5’4 & thick. Grew up in Bmore. If I need to, I’ll throw hands.. Yeah I’m a Gen X’er lol.. Thankfully I’ve never had any reason for any of the above. Not even an argument lol.. Knock on wood.. 🪵


hibanah

Where the fuck do you live?


Enough-Serve-7790

Earth. Get a weapon


_jumboshrimp

i carry a small switch knife and my hopes n dreams that i never have to use it


FoxAdministrative959

💣


Enough-Serve-7790

"The Dasher had grenades sorry boss, we couldn't get the tacos. Also we need a new car. And a new Frankie."


asetrella

A knife "necklace" that I also put my car key on. It dangles handle down from a sheath and you can just grab and pull.


UsaUpAllNite81

![gif](giphy|WoF3yfYupTt8mHc7va)


akotski1338

No one will probably touch me because I’m young I’m 19 so naturally I’m broke and I’m a guy so I can use my fists


Firm-Reason9324

Tf kinda logic is that.


akotski1338

You think someone would still try to rob me? I only have like $50 cash in my wallet


Internal-Equal7811

They don't know that.


cajrock1218

Sometimes that $50 dollars more than what someone that’s desperate has my guy…


akotski1338

Honestly though I rarely carry cash I usually just deposit it if I have some. I just haven’t deposited yet because it’s not really worth going to the bank for $50


Bluewolfpaws95

People will rob you just for the phone you’re using for work.


akotski1338

Well it’s got a passcode and it’s tracked. Stealing iPhones isn’t worth it


thwonkk

It'll be tracked all the way back to Hong Kong then once they sell it for parts. I promise it happens and it's profitable for them.


MallCopsXXL

the blick


anonymousshitpostr

Switch, pepper spray and taser ⚡️💖


Fluffy-Commercial492

I'm 6'5 260 with extensive hand-to-hand combat training with a focus on close quarters disarmament. Not really worried about carrying anything for safety. 😅🤷


Dependent-Plane5522

Knife and a fast car


hunterd412

I don’t DD anymore but I use to carry a S&W M&P shield 9mm.


Chance_One_75

Ruger 9MM in the car, and a S&W compact .380 in my pocket when delivering after dark.


roaddawg222

Gun knife pepper spray


BlackWhiteRedYellow

Neegan’s bat


hunterd412

I carry Rick’s revolver 😎


BlackWhiteRedYellow

Classy


ConcentrateNo7160

My left first and my right first


1_misunderstood_man

I deliver in Augusta, GA aka disgusta, which has a higher crime rate and murder per capita than Detroit or even Chicago, so for me it's my 3d printed sig P365 and my choice of what pocket knife I liked that day. Never had to actually pull my gun out, but I pulled my blade out a few times.


Localbearexpert

CZ P-10F w/ a trijicon rmr and streamlight tlr. Also pepper spray Edit: I see we’re hating on Czech superiority.


randomlylady

My gun


Glittering_Tale_7446

My face.


Impressive_Peak7465

Two karambits


Raulcan28

G2C. Laser/Flashlight combo


CannaKitchen757

XDS 9mm, flashlight, and a baton


AccidentNo4014

Smith&Wesson 38


davidsaul

I’m fortunate to work in a market where it isn’t necessary. That said, I most often have a pitbull mix with me that looks after public relations.


[deleted]

XDS .45


lilrow420

Nice choice


Dreamcasted60

I have pepper spray in the car that's just been used once because of a random neighbor dog that all I have to do is spray near it and ran off. For personal defense I have a little zapper that charges via USB c. Never had to use it on a doordash delivery but I have walked out to the mall and had somebody near my car and a good zapt as you approach keeps them away. I really rather not deal with the paperwork or whatever using it on a customer or whatever.


boibetterstop

Fisticuffs Edit: purple belt in taekwondo, i wasnt interested in moving up


Late_Drama_824

I have a ton of metal in my arm so I guess I could hit with that


casca_the_immortal

Nothing at all. This job isn't worth problems like that. I'll drive off, if I'm shot at and live bonus points.


BubbaOneTonSquirrel

Currently. Only these two Hebrew hammers. But I probably need to upgrade to something better.


umbrellaops

Christ, I just bring pepper spray. So much fear here. I guess it depends on the safety of the area.


c828

the ability to withhold their food


edwr849

![gif](giphy|KeBrfE5gLDl72|downsized)


startingwindows

Springfield hellcat


onepunchtoumann

Bear Mace (I'm not a DD driver) I carry on the job as a social worker.


Iambeejsmit

Pepper spray and stun gun, knife as a backup but if it goes that far shit has fucked up.


Trgtsimp

I have about 6 to choose from but I mostly go with the Glock bc it was the first one I learned how to use. Sometimes the 1911


BroGodZilla

If someone ever wants to fight and you have enough time, take your pants off. They will flee away in fear.


oceanmami

This does not work for women lol


KristenASL

I have an orange belt in karate and not afraid to use it! Hehe


Internal-Equal7811

I have a white belt in karate and I use to hold my holster with my SW 380 acp.


KristenASL

Hehe


Bischof-KSK

Glock 17, TLR1HL with some Norma MHPs


[deleted]

Jesus!


Better_Resort1171

Screwdrivers, hammers....all legit....but effective. TPS 34oz softball bat, in case I have to go to practice.


Littlecivciv

https://preview.redd.it/dgdknyc1corc1.jpeg?width=3023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15655975b744d9b3041f4e142e28d283cb18d7cd


UTRYINGTOOHARD

Hmm doesn't seem legal


Littlecivciv

It is


Specific-Plan-6385

https://preview.redd.it/jtl3w4lvaorc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b294b7a6e62367ae1333310b098f13b7e17a55ce


startingwindows

https://preview.redd.it/t0fkguitjorc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50e9a3816ab8e16da4c5f3736a213790e1056a8e


koalafied4-

Lately iv just been buying smarties, putting them in a sandwich bag and give it to whoever gives me a hard time. They always seem so happy.


Moonbutter

Hot bag to the face. 🤨


[deleted]

I thought long and hard about this and after a few weeks I decided not to carry anything at all. People instantly recognize me as a Dasher/Uber Eats driver, probably because I have my phone out walking into restaurants. If someone wants to rob me, they have the jump on me, and all my pulling a gun will do is get my brains blown out. I didn't carry as a taxi driver either. The rear-seat passengers have a clear tactical advantage.


Iambeejsmit

There was a post a while back where someone was getting an order out and these two guys tried to rob/carjack him, and they tried to pull him out of the car and he pulled his gun on them and it saved him. I don't carry a gun but just saying. I carry pepper spray and a stun gun.


ScaredAd7245

You need to put a fake bomb collar on and be like “if I go down, we BOTH go down bitch!”


[deleted]

That one might be fun if I ever get pulled over.


grumpy4791

S&W 40 in tge glovebox ,22.Pheonix in tge center console 45 colt tucked inbetween the drivers seat and an 870 express in the trunk .


MeasurementNo6766

Lame af dude. Carry on your person or keep the one on the drivers side during your shift and take it out when you go home. The extra guns are fuckin stupid, you’re just donating 4 guns to the streets if your car gets stolen or broken into.


grumpy4791

Lmgdao.. Ok shortbus


Internal-Equal7811

You only need one. Just know how to use it.


Clarkie_kent

Sig p365


VMYW

9mm 15+1


No_Seaworthiness2327

Can’t go wrong with a 357…


SnooDoggos3909

I was told to act very gay in a fight so I guess I carry james charles


lobsterdance82

My face. People avoid me in public


Fists_full_of_beers

These hands


Akak3000

I carry a fleshlight. If nothing else I'll jerk them off. My dicks already hard thinking about finally using the gun I carry around every day for shooting someone. Every day I relive this fantasy while carrying my gun to Walmart.


ScaredAd7245

😂


OklahomaBastard

All my self defense tools got lost in a boating accident.


CalligrapherNarrow40

Amen


Conscious_Zebra_1808

Rocket launcher


crumb_cruncher34

![gif](giphy|Pl4PHOXVpPPDG)


SirenMerr

My size 11 foot xD


mikekova01

You know I keep that 9 on me


PotentialSwordfish34

A baton 😭😭


Separate-Effective33

No one carrying fart spray? Hmmm weird.


VMYW

Got a fart bomb in my car just in case


kyaliia

my favorite weapon.


BiteMajestic5479

I have pepper gel in my car.. in the door handle. And I always wear a safety whistle. It's called a "birdie". If something happened, I just have to pull on it and it will emit a piercing whistle and strobe light. Hopefully either to alert others or scare someone away. It's my second one, and I wouldn't even dream of dashing without it. Here's a [Birdie](https://www.shesbirdie.com/)


Iambeejsmit

I forgot that I've got one of these as well as the pepper spray and stun gun. My wife had one too but hers started going off when it wasn't pulled out haha.


Gtpwoody

I keep a Louisville slugger in my back seat


EquipmentElegant

Honestly…. Just these hands tby


cracketyjones

An extra tire iron , front seat at all times


g0ld3n_

You carry a baton? Lmao whatchu think you're some riot control or something


Zoakeeper

I give every situation an ocular pat-down


UnsuspectingS1ut

Nothing, I’ve been dashing for 4 years and go to some very shitty areas late at night and I’ve never had a problem


sharky3175

nothing


ofimmsl

Running shoes


dmandork

I have a pocket knife and pepper spray. It's piece of mind. I have been carjacked twice(not while dashing) so it's a symptom of that trauma.


Comprehensive_Ad1683

Primary: hydroflask bottle. Secondary: Walther PPS M2 9mm.


Draiel

My winning smile 👍


Tiny-Plane-8209

These hands


cptmorgue1

When I dashed I carried a knife and pepper spray on me. Although I never felt unsafe in any area I dashed in, you just never know these days.


MoonPresence613

A gun


No_Alfalfa7018

Situational awareness.


JustinDanielsYT

Nothing. Life sucks.


Tiny-Plane-8209

I’d probably get to trauma bonding with the robber


Lavender_giraffes

The fists of fury


Positive-Art7743

Taurus G3


SomberArts

Currently just a knife and these hands.


ShiftDizzy5981

https://preview.redd.it/q838d59eumrc1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bde068fd39fb0f6f6917ecb7fc790989e8d3e48c


Littlecivciv

Why a taurus 😭


ShiftDizzy5981

Easier to conceal than my 1911 and .357


Littlecivciv

I got a glock 27 it has the perfect size 😂 https://preview.redd.it/f0colmsvdwrc1.jpeg?width=3023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be4f609b7d58a325492094a9621a467b099f121e


ShiftDizzy5981

Glock’s are nice, but I don’t wanna spend the extra $ on one. My Taurus does just what it needs to do.


maidog6

glizock


anomo54

I carry my big balls


eatajerk-pal

Sig Sauer P 365


[deleted]

A karambit


illumiknottyweave

![gif](giphy|X0YkzoS6UqVfa) the aloha spirit


CrestfallenMan01

S&W M&P .380 Sheild Ez. Small and lightweight. Easy to rack


Practical-Button7546

9 inches


freakinbacon

![gif](giphy|pplI7LrLQMta)


WeezSp

Open carry - Glock 19 or 43X I’m usually dashing the late shifts at night and end up in some not so great areas


No_Supermarket_1831

My caustic personality


VixMusic

Just my 2 fist. But then again I'm not scared to fight. And carrying weapons is pretty much a no no. U get pulled over police ain't gonna be to happy. But I do feel like mace would be appropriate if u was gonna have anything at all.


Positive-Art7743

That’s why you get a CCP…


Clear-Perception5615

What state do you live in?


MoonPresence613

A democratic state


UnsuspectingS1ut

Ah yes the Democratic state of rural Utah


mlhigg1973

Ninja throwing stars


Jellyfish81

Pepper Gel


breadbaths

in canada self defence weapons are deadass ILLEGAL so uhhh a comb?


[deleted]

I used to have a metal comb. That shit was a cerated knife if you used it in the wrong direction.


lambo13770

Pepper spray because i dont have a permit to carry and would rather go about it the legal way and not unlawfully carry without a permit


[deleted]

Rusty bayonet


TopCoach6535

Adidas Ultraboost


Ill_Bicycle3980

One gun, 2 16-bullet clips


Clear-Perception5615

The gun owner community looks down on people who speak uneducatedly about guns. They are called magazines unless you're carrying some old timey rifle


Ill_Bicycle3980

I don't care. We call them clips where I'm from


dexcream

Hell, yeah. I carry 2 30-pg magazines and a bottle of Jergens. What are "clips," though?


Ill_Bicycle3980

Magazines


Optimal-Strawberry70

A flash light that also works as a stun gun/ baton + mace


[deleted]

These McHands & pepper spray . Taser in the car when I did Uber mostly. Never felt the need to carry anything besides these McHands . Your situation i would call customer & arrange a drop off. Maybe they know a way to void the city dogs or just tell you to drop it off / meet you at the curb. 


steveosmonson

Two guns with extra mags


[deleted]

Liquid ass


TheLegendOfKoop

Machete


Affectionate-Ant6583

A gun.


melskymob

Nunchucks.


johnh2469

Crack zombies? Are you in Philly because the news says some of the people on drugs are like zombies? And I don’t carry any weapons 😉