I showed up 20 minutes late for my appointment and the clinic closed 😭😭😭😭 no painkillers for me

The early bird gets the script

The one late to the pharma gets pressies as karma

You call that KARMA? I call that a BLESSING! FENT 4 LIFE. 🤘🤘

Pls bless me daddy

"I'm cumming I''m cumming I'm cumming." ​ \*Ⓜ️💦\* ​ "There you go, son."

man that’s the worst, my auntie doctor be on bullshit he be open 10-3 mon-thurs n his ass be leaving at 1:30 - 2. i swear i think he be in there fucking the secretary 🤦🏻‍♂️

Noooooooooooo😞

omg gg

Lol

Why would u get painkillers from a benzo doctor Aka psychiatrist, just Bustin ur balls im on a 🏈

Wow how obnoxious- Of you to not share

Aye not my fault u accidentally chose ur painkiller makeup instead of ur benzo doc makeup

OP did you pussy boof this because I know you asked if it gets you higher

That was actually about diazepam... But I'm taking pressie xans so I wonder

https://www.google.com/search?q=witches+brooms+and+drugs&oq=witches+brooms+and+drugs&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIHCAEQIRiPAtIBCDQ4MjVqMGoxqAIAsAIA&client=ms-android-tmus-us-rvc3&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8

Is there room on the broom?

Starting benzos rn so i can be just as cool as this chick

I'm just drowsy from the Phenergan I took to get to sleep doc

And you all Gon hate but u wish u had the confidence to ask for painkillers from ur doc vibing like a stumbling raccoon

Just do what the rest of us do and steal them

Chlorinating pool tablets + isopropyl alcohol + pharmacy Gimme gimme gimme opiates or you Gon get gassed

Steal me a prescription pad please

1 pound of mofine, please

Hope you OD

Cheers I do too 🥰

Lmao i love this

Lmao! You look absolutely fucked. It's that benzo confidence speaking rn.

Right 😂😂😂

Damn the shitty wing really is benzo make up. I coulda saved myself a lot of trouble if I had realized that like 5 years ago.

[удалено]

Bro , stop self snitching

Instead of benzos they’ll think opiates 🤯

Blend the edges and fill in your eyebrows girl. Inner corner highlighter could also use blending. I like the colour choice though!

Ily

I thought this was posted in the makeup addiction sub and was sooooo confused lmfao

And tomorrow you won’t even remember being at that doctors

What doctor? And who took my fucking benzos??

The perfect girl Shawty made me fold I'm sorry I will consume more rc benzos to make up for it

This isn’t even a jerk it’s just real

Fahr zur Hölle oder friss meinen Schwanz, mir egal Dieser Part hier treibt mein Business voran Du hast gedacht, ich mache Spaß, aber keiner hier lacht

Cigarette butt sister

LMFAO

At least girls have makeup- I had no way of hiding the deep gray color, U shaped lines under my puffy eyes lol

Lol I got into a car accident popped a 30 for the pain afterwards but still ended up going to the hospital and the doctor there just shit talked me the whole time saying if I wasn’t so fucked up I would’ve never been in a car accident 🤣 I got rear ended while stopped fuck that doctor

Your speech wil be a dead giveaway

Quit giving us fuck me eyes

watch my videos if you're going to be high, need research

Bro I don't want to see pics of roadkill TF

There's no roadkill wtf

“Dead fox on the highway” 🤣

Some people just have a gift and think on a higher level than the rest of us

Aye I haven't seen you here in a while

Yeah 2023 I went to rehab NA AA therapy shrinks blah de blah blah and decided that being sober is about as bad or even perhaps worse than active addiction. I put sobriety in the "What is hyped too much?" Category

Same tho stay fucked up and safe 👍

Q¹

You really got me on Google tryna figure out what u talking about Nicely played

Uj/ Your makeup actually looks pretty good, I can tell that you're great at it when sober. I don't think this is a bad idea either, I doubt a doctor would be discerning and notice your makeup looks a bit sloppy and therefore you're hiding something😂 you're super funny too, wishing you the best💗 Rj/ can we be best friends? I need to up my game, teach me your ways🙏 also if you have any tips for hiding extreme hyperactivity so I can get Adderall IR please lmk

Tbh that’s one of the nicest benzo makeup I’ve seen. I used to do makeup as a job but on benzos I looked like a clown

Lol i guess that is a universal thing 💀 i remember my ex when we were addicted to clonazolam, she always used to put on make up to “cover it up” and always ended up looking like a clown 🤡

Clonazepam I could do makeup in, it was the devil Xanax that made me look like a clown (in more ways than one). It was 2020 and the whole e girl thing was massive I just ended up with a bright pink nose with blush and shit eyeliner and my friends called me Rudolph. J can immediately spot Xanax makeup a mile away

That explains my friends’ styles back in 2017

Gwaner

The doc might not know, but everyone else does lmao

Wow how do I find girls like you

I didn’t know bentos make me look fucked yo!!!! I start a new job in 3 smdsysband im prescribed alprazolam

Hmmmm ...

Do you need help? ❤️

🤫🤫🤫🤫 we both know I definitely do not

Bullshit.

Aw shucks. Your honour as you can clearly see he thinks that I am irrational and not of sound mind. 🤪