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psilocybin_fiend

Hahahah I seen the post this one is referring to


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Link


ieatnarcotics

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/vet51p/am_i_overdosing_or_dying/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Severe_Doughnut5336

u/gemma-sage did you die bro?


RedditSloth_101

they deleted their account lmao


Severe_Doughnut5336

Confirmed ded


xXx_Bl4z3_P4ul_xXx

Please do elaborate as you have piqued my interest in said topic


orgulodfan82

Narcan right now!


xXx_Bl4z3_P4ul_xXx

IF YOU ARE READING THIS CALL 911 IMMEDIATELY YOU ARE EXPERIENCING AN ONSET OF SUDDEN DEATH!!


Severe_Doughnut5336

Bullshit. Just breath and enjoy the experience!


MallTourist

Hes experiencing eagle death, they have to call a bolivian shaman


ghostsofgravity

No no they gotta boof the whole Shaman.


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ALRIGHT LISTEN CLOSELY.. **I AM A DOCTOR!!** and what you are experiencing is hyper-Caffeinism in your blood cells, first you will want to drink TONS of water to increase water content in your blood and then you are going to want to is find some activated charcoal (oral pill) at your local Pharmacy (which is over the counter) to reverse the effects of caffeine overdose.. i would recommend putting the pill in your anus (so it can be absorbed faster into your bloodstream) and then when your done.. your expected to have tons of diarrhea, you will want to release it into a bucket (ps: don't do it in a toilet the charcoal chemical properties will ruin your plumbing if your toilet is made of quartz type glass) and then once you have release all your feces into the bucket you will want to have it stand there for 1-2 weeks, have it fermenting then you have yourself some high quality jenkem be sure to rest fully after having the procedure done


Datsitkinz

Man your lucky that your eagle loves jenkem, just invite him over and the room will be spotless in around 15minutes.


NewTrader21

yeah plus that shit still contains active chemical mmm that jenkem sure potent


Emo_turtle12

You’ve been dead for 5 years


0utlaster

Get your shit together.


diethyl_donny

I’m off a tab rn and this caught me off guard I got fuckin tears in my eyes


sluttykitt_y

Caffeine doesn’t count smh


kratomphysiker

Drink some booze to calm down. 2-3 gallons of vodka should be enough. But in my professional opinion you should start dipping clam for the next few weeks to avoid heart-damage.


MallTourist

LICK THE POOP OFF THE WALLS AND CEILING FAST UNTIL IT LOSES ITS DMT PROPERTIES


broederboy

Both can be totally unrelated. Relax, drink some water, and think thi ga through. You will be fine


Severe_Doughnut5336

Like hell he will? What kind of madman drinks 30mg of caffeine? Bro got a death wish, bet he didn't even bother to pop a benzo at the tail end of the trip


FloobLord

Yes