"All of this cake, but ur still hungry" ---duolingo ad

The prize for not failing ur streak

is the prize seeing his 💀

yep

all animals have an ass, but the real question is, why is it smooth? does duolingo not have feathers but rather a lime green skin/membrane?

duo is not a bird but a plant cell

he must be chlorophyll

My god, it all makes sense now!

technically, only humans (to my knowledge) have butt cheeks since we only move by walking on two legs, needing large glutial muscles, therefore, duo is not a bird.

It isn't a normal bird so probably

This implies Duo has no feathers, and it's covered in a thick, green, and probably slippery skin

I thought Duolingo was just covered in mold : /

It's an animal. Animals shit sometimes. It's just a fact of life, don't judge my bro

Hes giving me a “come take a closer look at my ass” type of look

Smash

NO

😣😫

😂🗿💀

excue me what the fuck

The sound of the clapping is your only warning when you miss your streak

You think it can tempt me to practice with the clap of it's ass?

For pooping silly. Have you ever seen cartoon poop? It’s a nightmare of colors and shapes. And most frightening, it’s animated and it has a face! You can’t unsee it.

no not the christmas poo

So he can shit… On you

This is why we keep our streak

double cheeked up? on a thursday afternoon?

😈 bout to get my Spanish lesson

I’m more concerned by how evil he looks here.

I think it's hilarious lol

Because cartoon

Sun’s out buns out!

🎂🎂🎂🎂

you need motivation don't you ;)

i saw this and was like wtf?

Why the fuck do you have an ass?

a wise ape once said "you may slap it. Once."

To show what will happen if you break the streak

Lord, forgive me for what I’m about to do

my friend got this on her 110th day or something.

Gyatt

How do you find this?!

Asking for a friend

smash, next question pls