I'm sorry but *only* Dwarven ale? Have you *tried* forest gnome wine? That shit will fuck you up for weeks and you'll wake up surrounded by foxes birds rabbits and elk in a pond surrounded by an enchanted meadow.
We need professional but fun. Unlike the whimsical gnomes we have to get our grind on and unless the meadow has a secret beast to slay or resources to take, it's a distraction from the grind ✊😠
simple dwarven etiquette: you're only supposed to admit that you only drink dwarven ale (and your clan's ale is best than any other), even when that's not entirely true. Gnome wine MAY be the best thing ever, but saying that out loud is scandalous in my Karak
Active war? Nah, their trade caravans just get hit totally accidentally by a completely unpredictable magma flood if the stupid bloody knife ears whinge to me about how the fortress is cutting down too many trees.
Umgi actin' as if our grudge against the kruttin' elgi is equivalent to the animosity they show their own kind! They know not of the sacred oaths they've broken, nor the treaties they've spat on, nor the innocent dwarven families they've slaughtered, nor even the holds they've desecrated! For such a young species, ye'd think they'd learn fast. Wazzocks.
An' don't even get me STARTED on those Forest-y Dawi who believe in "peace" an' "prosperity." There'll never be peace between the elves an' dawi when a grudge is unfulfilled. Never!
No, because this new generation of dwarves sucks. All about "Leaf lover this, and human craftsmanship sucks that" It's all bad. Elves have always been our friends.
Imagine needing to *invest*. Real Dwarves go down in the mine and dig it out themselves! Dwarves who invest are appraisers who are too weak to go touch rock, and looking for a quick path to success.
Dwarven Andrew Tate makes solid points. Home life is best life and to get your best life you must be the best at your craft. He gets a little weird when he goes off about yellow piss but hey it's the thought that counts
I believe him to be a kind man who made mistakes when in his youth and has grown up now he is a father. He is a fierce and accomplished warrior and holds much wealth which he uses for good causes and societal benefits he seems worthy. I trust there is another of a differing opinion who has done similar things who you look at as a good person. I do that with Andrew. But enough of that let me buy you an ale and we can be merry in the halls of rock and stone!
Ohh of course why else would we hyper fixate on shiney rocks and the best most efficient way to get them with our artificers crafting blasting powder then guns?! Ohhh of course we are nerds it's how we roll bb
I'm sorry but *only* Dwarven ale? Have you *tried* forest gnome wine? That shit will fuck you up for weeks and you'll wake up surrounded by foxes birds rabbits and elk in a pond surrounded by an enchanted meadow.
Oh I love that stuff! Last time I found myself in a fox burrow spooning a badger. Must have been a good night
We need professional but fun. Unlike the whimsical gnomes we have to get our grind on and unless the meadow has a secret beast to slay or resources to take, it's a distraction from the grind ✊😠
simple dwarven etiquette: you're only supposed to admit that you only drink dwarven ale (and your clan's ale is best than any other), even when that's not entirely true. Gnome wine MAY be the best thing ever, but saying that out loud is scandalous in my Karak
I only claimed it'll turn your meadow sideways, never claimed it was the *best* per se.
My bad, you're right. Two toasts for you then - one with ale, another with gnome wine!
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So are we in an active war with elves or something? Elves aren’t the best, but I’d rather not have the extinction of a species on my hands
Active war? Nah, their trade caravans just get hit totally accidentally by a completely unpredictable magma flood if the stupid bloody knife ears whinge to me about how the fortress is cutting down too many trees.
This is neat and all, but senselessly killing others makes us no better than goblins
"Kill 3 goblins a week" would be a lot better.
Are we into chaotic senseless murder now?
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Then I'm headin' into me mine, ring a bell when ye come to yer senses
Aye, I'll meet you there
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Yup, imma kill 4 elves a week to make up for lost time
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Umgi actin' as if our grudge against the kruttin' elgi is equivalent to the animosity they show their own kind! They know not of the sacred oaths they've broken, nor the treaties they've spat on, nor the innocent dwarven families they've slaughtered, nor even the holds they've desecrated! For such a young species, ye'd think they'd learn fast. Wazzocks. An' don't even get me STARTED on those Forest-y Dawi who believe in "peace" an' "prosperity." There'll never be peace between the elves an' dawi when a grudge is unfulfilled. Never!
Nope. Elves are friends not enemies.
Exactly my point
you take that back now, you leaf licker lover.
No, because this new generation of dwarves sucks. All about "Leaf lover this, and human craftsmanship sucks that" It's all bad. Elves have always been our friends.
I said nothing about humans, but y'know what I'm sorry it's your choice. I apologise. I don't expect forgiveness, but I am sorry
You leaf lover
You smoothskin son of a mud-golem!
Imagine needing to *invest*. Real Dwarves go down in the mine and dig it out themselves! Dwarves who invest are appraisers who are too weak to go touch rock, and looking for a quick path to success.
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Dwarven Andrew Tate makes solid points. Home life is best life and to get your best life you must be the best at your craft. He gets a little weird when he goes off about yellow piss but hey it's the thought that counts
Dwarven andrew tate is scale-less and therefore his advice is invalid
I believe him to be a kind man who made mistakes when in his youth and has grown up now he is a father. He is a fierce and accomplished warrior and holds much wealth which he uses for good causes and societal benefits he seems worthy. I trust there is another of a differing opinion who has done similar things who you look at as a good person. I do that with Andrew. But enough of that let me buy you an ale and we can be merry in the halls of rock and stone!
Rock and roll and stone!
Dwarves are fucking nerds lmao
Ohh of course why else would we hyper fixate on shiney rocks and the best most efficient way to get them with our artificers crafting blasting powder then guns?! Ohhh of course we are nerds it's how we roll bb
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Me doing Racism towards elves as if i dont enjoy content with elves a lot
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I've been dewin' this for the past ten yea's I'll do it twice YUP!
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Only 3 elves? My record is 47
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I'm sorry this is a challenge? Any true Dawi would be living like this normally
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I think it's reasonable given how long we'll spend in the mines.
That's fair
Don't get me wrong btw elves suck too