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sybrwookie

Glad to see we've kept up the streak of still not playing a good team. I look forward to excuses that Mahomes ankle was hurt, Travis' back was still bothering him, or Andy had one too many burgers and was a bit sleepy for the game, so we can win a SB without ever playing a good team.


Nate_923

I like how all season these past few months we had to hear all about the 12 game win streak, #1 defense in NFL, 8-0 start with Brock Purdy 49ers and now they are all of a sudden a "bad team" because Eagles beat their backup QBs at the NFC Championship (That's right NFC Championship) game. It's amazing how fast narratives change when a team loses but Mr. Irrelevant just reminded us why he's called that for this game. Props to their 1st half Defense though. That 2nd half was just bad and imploded at the worst possible time. All that trash talking and look where they ended up.


ThnkWthPrtls

49ers are genuinely the second best team in the nfc, the fact that they managed to succeed year after year to the level they do without ever really having an elite quarterback shows how stacked their roster is. It's crazy how as soon as they finally lose they treat the quarterback like it's a huge liability when the team had no problem succeeding most of the year without one anyway


gg_2015

>the fact that they managed to succeed year after year to the level they do without ever really having an elite quarterback shows how stacked their roster is. Well you kind of answered it here. If you have an elite QB that's not on a rookie contract, it limits your ability to stack your roster elsewhere. They've drafted really well in recent years, and that gives you the freedom to acquire key free agents. Some teams completely mortgage their future doing so, but if you can win at least 1 title with it, it'd still have been worth it. We've been able to strike a nice balance of going all in, and keeping picks to ppssibly replenish losing talents.


Righteous_bamboozle

It’s the nfc…


ThnkWthPrtls

My bad, fixed typo


sybrwookie

Every team is great and so much better than us, right up until we blow them out, then they really weren't that good and it didn't really count.


Righteous_bamboozle

Not a meme to be found, always lazy in rocky town.


PhilaBama

A Cowboys and Lakers fan, you are meme enough already loser


fuidiot

Gotta be a Yankees or Astros fan for sure, maybe both, depending on who is winning that year


AngledLuffa

[summary of the /r/nfl game thread](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KquFZYi6L0)


CantStumpIWin

Purdy good. [Purdy…purdy…purdyyyy good.](https://giphy.com/gifs/nfl-football-larry-david-3ohc1ccLcF5KILLSG4)


ThnkWthPrtls

You exactly what video that was going to be but opened it up anyway, love that reference


dalex89

[Dre Greenlaw punching the ball to the Rocky Theme song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VDZHNhn8tU)


BurnerOnlyForPorn

“I didn’t hear no whistle…” - the ball


[deleted]

"Rock Balboa right hooks" >Greenlaw punching with his left. >Rocky - famously left handed and left punching


JayEchoTTV

haason reddick vs any te on san fran's roster... that's the meme. also, kyle shanahan for going with that game plan. [this is the winning formula!](https://imgur.com/CbwXJsT)


eagles1990

Instead of 2002 NFC Championship, maybe Shanahan should have shown his team the 2017 NFC Championship so he would know what happens when you block a DE with the TE.


[deleted]

There can only be one well endowed QB hero. biG cOCk bRoCK is dead.


nuclearteaparty

Love how everybody tried to apply the Big Dick Nick nickname to every schmuck in sports after Foles dad dicked the playoffs


BurnerOnlyForPorn

“Big Dick Mitch” (Trubisky) might be the cringiest shit of all time


nuclearteaparty

Probably the worst player to jack the nickname lmao


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nuclearteaparty

Lmao relax, buddy. It’s a game none of us are even playing. Go back to your own sub


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂😂😂


zooberwask

Your team is a fraud. "#1 defense" couldn't stop 31 points in the NFC championship game. What fucking losers, and sore losers to boot.


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Keep waiting bitch cause it ain’t happening now fuck off and stop letting a team live rent free in your little head.


David_Duke_Nukem

ok but they should still retroactively go back and apply it to Curtis Enis


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Coach_Carter_on_DVD

I believe it was Jason Kelce who confirmed back in 2013 that he was packin, and it was the biggest on the team.


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Nah, Connor Barwin I was there. On Reddit no less with Evan Mathis in an AMA. IIRC the description "sledgehammer" may have been used. https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/25ygve/i_am_connor_barwin_a_philadelphia_eagles/


fuidiot

Some player mentioned it on the Howard Stern show. Who else but Howard would ask who has the biggest penis you have seen in the locker room? Guy said Nick is hugeeeeee lol


[deleted]

It’s been a meme, the mouthbreathers at r/nfl want to force the joke for every mediocre QB that comes along since BDN.


kit_mitts

[Found this gem on an NFL meme page](https://scontent-lga3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/328125479_3602090893397364_574548224666582329_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s640x640&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=cg4M-0F6EUQAX84emNW&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-2.xx&oh=00_AfC7E6Htx4UiuJ5dy7Z130ghFR7J1TxxTWgXIfecX2SUaw&oe=63DC2EE2)...Bosa trying to decertify the results of yesterday's game as we speak lol


PrivateBytes

wait is that a meme or did he actually say that???


kahootmusicfor10hour

Well, I just think it’s funny that Andy and the Eagles were BOTH okay in the end. And the Kelce brothers, both locks for the hall of fame, finally get a reunion. What a strange and fascinating Super Bowl this will be. Life works in silly ways.


Strong-Ad5138

New Newssssss!


kj-smitty

NEW NEWS!


respondstostupidity

[As expected](https://i.redd.it/j9qnzuli72fa1.jpg)


HisNameIsSaggySammy

I tailgated yesterday. The absolute lack of Niners fans was actually shocking to me. There was no red anywhere, just the usual sea of green.


pcomet235

most of them seemed to be together there was a big procession through the jetro lot at like 1:20. I did hear one guy say he saw a niners fan hit another niners fan with his car trying to turn around on Pattison


TuMetal

I was expecting more niners fans since they’re such a national franchise with cockroach fans all over the country. Was so happy to see barely a smattering of them throughout the stadium


ThnkWthPrtls

That whole movie of all week was hilarious, you can go to the Linc on a cold rainy day against a crap opponent no one cares about in a year the Eagles are 2-8 and the place will still be packed, there was absolutely no way we were going to let other fans come in and push us around for an environment like this


BurnerOnlyForPorn

I’m gonna use this thread to confess that I got pretty emotional after the smitty catch. That was one of the most amazing catches I’ve ever seen, especially on 4th down, to the point that I had to bite back some bitch-tears…. for about five minutes, until after the commercial break, when the replay showed it probably shouldn’t have counted, lol. Whatever; that’s on shanahan for not throwing the challenge flag!


zooberwask

I was watching GMF and they were saying that when Smitty popped up he was immediately signaling to snap the ball fast. How Shanahan saw that and didn't challenge is beyond me. That's 100% on him.


fuidiot

And Smith for being heads up to call for the hurry up.


David_Duke_Nukem

Kind of annoyed he didn't catch it tbh. It would have been a hell of a catch but that's what we drafted him for.


Steppity

That catch was the loudest I got during the whole game. I thought it was an overthrow, maybe a ball that glances off fingertips. I kept telling my wife "Eagles receivers don't make that play. That just doesn't happen for us, it happens against us". Obviously it hit the ground, but the stat sheet will always say catch because of Devonta's effort. Just insane watching him and AJ work every week.


salamanderXIII

[3-D Chess at the line of scrimmage...](https://imgur.com/a/h6Nprpi)


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Santa Clara Niners fans now faced with the ultimate decision. Do they root for the team who beat them in the 2020 Super Bowl or the 2023 NFC Championship? Trick question. [They root for the Los Angeles Lakers.](https://imgflip.com/i/799940)


AWhiteStripe42

Remember to drunk call exes like Shanahan calls time outs, never.


redditProto

Wow. Kyle Shanahan showed 49ers the January 2023 NFC title game — when San Francisco went into Philadelphia and electrified Lincoln Financial Field with an emphatic road loss (Brock Purdy and Josh Johnson knocked out, team turned into an undisciplined mess). John Lynch was on that San Francisco front office and pacing in Shanahan's office while watching


gershalom

WOW


yaniwilks

wow


the_burns

The goal posts move on us every time we win. Now we *really* haven’t played anyone and we’ve had the most fraudulent run to the Super Bowl in the history of the NFL, and Mahomes is our first real test. I mean shit, Molly on first take had the gall to ask “have the Eagles really been tested this season?” They’re still doubting we’re even a real team. We’ve beaten every single NFC playoff team that we’ve played (Cowboys (5 seed), Giants (3x - 7th seed), Vikings (3 seed), 49ers (2 seed)). We’ve literally beaten over half the NFC playoff field by ourselves, and we’d beat the Seahawks and Bucs easily. For weeks I’ve been hearing that the 9ers were so good that any QB could win in that system. That they were by far the most dominant, physical defense. That they were so dominant and physical that they banged teams up. That we were gonna get manhandled by this suffocating run D. That their backup QB was better than Jalen Hurts and our defense is fraudulent and Deebo/CMC are gonna run all over us. Guess what, both of our lines bullied them right out of the building. Now there’s a fuckin narrative that Jalen Hurts had a terrible game. He had some questionable throws but he did exactly what we needed to do to win the game. They took their foot off the gas and started running the clock out in like the 3rd quarter. We put our BACKUPS IN in an NFC Championship game. After last night, it was clear that they got put in their fuckin place. And when we started asserting ourselves, because we’re better, they got dirty and started literally punching our players. Soft ass team with some sore loser players. Wouldn’t have mattered who was in that backfield tonight, they were getting sacked, and we were gonna win. They lost 2 QB’s because we knocked them out. Bosa got hurt because we knocked him out. Warner got hurt because we knocked him out. **We beat them up.** End of story. Refs didn’t win that game for us, 9ers didn’t lose it for themselves. We took that shit. They came in as hot as hot can possibly be. No excuses. See y’all in Arizona.


yaniwilks

Fuckin A. MEN. Good teams win, regardless of who lines up against them.


Cantsneerthefenrir

I'm not really understanding the "you beat a team with no QB" narrative... I mean the Eagles defense was the REASON they had no QB. They utterly dominated them to the point that they needed to bring back in a one armed QB... It's like me getting into a fight with someone, getting knocked out, and then telling them "You only beat me because I was knocked out."


FutureBrockLesnar

Maybe not the right thread for this, but… It cant be lost how DOMINANT our O and D lines were this game. We steamrolled them on both sides of the ball. Watching Baldy’s Breakdowns this morning made me realize how most people arent seeing whats really happening out there, just focusing on the QB and skill guys. They couldve had Purdy, Garrapolo, Lance, or McCaffrey at QB, but it wouldnt even matter. We won in the trenches.


snowdope

Shout out Linval Joseph for picking up the purdy fumble despite them calling it incomplete


daywrecker2012

Running Bull wanted that tuddy.


GodOfData

Reason we beat Niners? Our OL is way better than their OL. Our OL protected the QB while the Niner's OL, not so much. Keep in mind, both Niner's QBs had no time in the pocket even before they got hurt. Shooting fish in a barrel for our DL.


trpnblies7

When do new Kelce podcasts generally drop? I've never listened to one but definitely need to check out the next one.


comfrey11

Recorded Tues, Drop Wed - IIRC


Nolashyper13

never knew 49ers were such morons. but last night/shows them in a different light. they really thought they had a chance even with Purdy, which is the funny part


sweetnwild

If one more person tells me we beat a team with no QB so it's got an asterisk, ima scream


Obi_Wan__Jabroni

It'd be one thing if there was a dirty play or hit or whatever. It's another thing to put a scrub TE on who was been one of the best pass rushers all season and expect good results. They did it to themselves, no asterisk needed whatsoever.


ahaaracer

The New Height Podcast is going to sick for the next few weeks!


linds930

92% of the time it works all the time


Groggie

There have been some really fantastic memes all through the playoffs so far. Keep up the great work, friends!


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Was reading online that Cinc's mayor went all extra and made the 29th Dey Gotta Play Us Day. What's that make today? Dey Got Played Day?


Far-Confection-1631

That was fun. So is Siposs back for the Super Bowl?


qwertyuxcv

He better be. He never kicks into the Walmart skycam wires.


r61738

I believe you mean the Walmart+ 4K skycam?


yogi_br

Thought he was done for the year??


superkiwi717

It's simple. Just score every possession so we don't have to worry about punting.


yaniwilks

Superbowl 52 offense. Got it. ^^^^For ^^^^the ^^^^nitpickers, ^^^^I ^^^^know ^^^^we ^^^^punted ^^^^once ^^^^lol.


HisNameIsSaggySammy

eAgLeS hAvEnT eVeN pLaYeD a GoOd tEaM yEt


Unusual_Green_8147

Can’t wait until the narrative is us only winning the SB bc of a hobbled Patrick Mahomes


r61738

If we win- they only won because mahomes was hurt If they win- omg Patrick mahomes won a superbowl with a bad ankle he’s the best quarterback of all time 😍


_drumstic_

I’m just glad this Super Bowl isn’t CBS or NBC. So tired of Romo and Collinsworth sucking off Mahomes


rsmseries

~~PLAYOFF LENNY~~ **PLAYOFF KENNY**


Gomzey

Eagles are about to be the first team to win a Super Bowl without “ever playing a good team “


mjy6478

I can see this becoming the “history” of this SB team if Mahomes is any less than 100%.


Onlypaws_

I love all the comments about how we should feel bad for the 49ers for “losing” their quarterbacks. I’m not what to tell you if your game plan is to bet it all on backup tight ends blocking Hassan Reddick.


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[deleted]

Wait it out. Stay loyal and get a green or white SB patch. Which would you rather have in 5 years? Green/white you can always wear now and forever and have always like...or gray that you might not like one day?


rsmseries

That color looks sick. I’m tempted as well, but I’m assuming these are screen printed numbers which is kind of a bummer…


johnnythrash

I completely forgot about Huff until I read this comment. Wasn’t he the one who got caught with an unregistered gun in his car or something?


Smooth_Zebra

Here we go again with the haters (Steven A Smith) and how our win against the 49ers wasn’t great because the qb got hurt. Now it’s Patrick Mahomes and how we never seen a quarterback like this all season and his greatness. I tell you no on wants to see us shine ✨


chucknades

Does anyone have the picture of Hurts in the locker room with the cigar? I can't seem to find it in the flood of posts today.


[deleted]

I gotcha [fam](https://i.imgur.com/pX5b4ns.jpg).


chucknades

My qb! 🤝


silentfox1

I love how people are bitching that San Francisco ran out of quarterbacks. Like maybe if you could block well, you wouldn’t have gotten both hurt????? What is so hard to understand?????


F1yEag1esF1y

https://imgur.com/gallery/JV9aXEr


MAGA-Forever

RENT IS DUE


withcomment

Will be a fun few weeks. Kelce Bowl, Andy Reid Bowl whatever you want to call it. Enjoy it.


larson00

uhhh can we be a meme super bowl team? because I would enjoy it


U-N-C-L-E-S

Fair Warning from KC: Y'all aren't ready for a Chiefs meme war.


larson00

I've yet to see chiefs memes is this a thing


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I think going into SF, we seemed evenly matched with the advantage at QB going to Hurts. How we do feel that the Birds stack up with KC across the board?


yogi_br

Outside of QB and TE, we should have the advantage over them on paper. Oh and Pacheco is a beast too


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SF seemed to do a good job shutting down our passing game. Do you see that happening against KC? Will this be another run heavy game?


yogi_br

I'd assume we go run heavy to start off to keep them KC the field. Plus Gainwell is somehow emerging. I'll be honest, I don't feel confident in Jalen if he gets into a shootout with Mahomes so I'm hoping we control it early and get after him on defense


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I can second that. I don't mind playing a ball control game and we take our shots when we have to.


zpk5003

[A story told in 4 photos](https://twitter.com/mamikilos/status/1619929979302854656?s=46&t=s4fLznRfIMW0h5WgjRbrlA)


charmet68

Oh wow, I walked by that bus stand and said to a friend “we should get away from this because there’s no way it holds”


Stombie8

Does anyone have the gif of Reddick letting the dog out on the sidelines yesterday


Obi_Wan__Jabroni

The giants sub rn is insane, the little nephews with big loser energy and their superiority complex because ny is bigger than Philly (even tho 90% of those nerds live in jersey) is some of the saddest shit ever. Every post is waahh waaahh eagles this eagles that. Although if they've owned us for over a decade and had two super bowl trips in 5 years I guess I'd be a little salty about them too..


USDA_Organic_Tendies

The Niners fan base is the most insufferable, whiny babies I have ever seen


alittlemore

Have you met Vikings fans?


USDA_Organic_Tendies

It might be recency bias, but at least I don’t remember them saying they got “cheated” after rolled them up and smoked them


alittlemore

https://youtu.be/rvFHuvKIBd0


Technopool

Their reddit is just golden for feel good vibes. Every excuse is thrown out there lol.


jarediscool12

It’s official, Alexa says the Eagles. Just like SB52!


snowdope

niners fans fucking suck holy shit lmao