Red on every occasion. Face is like 70% of being passing outside of silhouette, also voice is just an amazing bonus. To top it all off, E can do a whole lot in the below the neck department.
It's great living in Belgium to immigrant parents... no one can tell I'm not from here because I grew up here, but I'm still short-ish compared to everyone else.
(also, trans healthcare and trans acceptance is actually semi-decent here... though no informed consent, and no surgeons who can do the technique i want)
Wait, but if you’re girl from the neck down, wouldnkt your body produce it’s own elevated amounts of estrogen? I think I’d have to go with that. Especially since i’m 6’3 and don’t want to be tall, plus my face is already a feminine enough to trick ai.
I agree. Your body would naturally produce E. That should feminize your face. Little hair removal and voice training and you get most of the red pill anyways. Blue pill would get me things that just can't be done currently, shoulders and height.
My voice and face passes 99% of the time, so I'm definitely going with the blue pill. What I wouldn't pay for the ability to actually get pregnant. Don't have to worry about bottom surgery either. I've got pretty bad dysphoria down there 😅.
why is this the most difficult question ive ever been asked in my entire life?
im gonna take one and then use my invisibility potion to sneakily steal the other one.
It's literally the only way I can get a uterus and ovaries! And free bottom surgery, and won't need to take HRT anymore because of the aforementioned overies.
The face can get FFS if I didnt already pass, and laser/electrolysis for facial hair removal.
OH DAMN! Look! LOOK RIGHT THERE! IS THAT A PLANE? A DRAGON?
*takes both while you're distracted*
Hehehe °^°
But jokes aside, blue! There are ways to improve your face and your voice. But changing the body is so limited..
blue for sure. I mean voice training is a thing, and I kind of hate it, but my face is actually fairly androgynous (apparently) and I'm mostly fine with my voice
I'm literally already taking the blue one. (ok it doesn't change *everything* shoulders down, but it's doing a lot more for me there than it is for face and voice)
Blue for me all the way. My body is my biggest discomfort, I think even if my face "didn't pass" or whatevs, I'd still be happy. I'd feel a lot more like me. Then again, I've already got a round face, and like a tenor voice range, so maybe I'm just lucky in that department idk
*Non binary struggle*
If I take the red one, I still have boobies that sometimes look nice in certain outfits, and pass as masc when I feel like it
But if I take the blue one, I can just be a femboy when I'm more fem.
Ok blue. Gimme
I can (maybe) get boobs and a more feminine body from starting hrt, but changing your voice seems a lot trickier, and having a naturally higher voice sounds great as a baritone who always wanted to be able to hit tenor/soprano notes lol. I also feel I’m maybe most dysphoric about my hair line and facial hair, definitely moreso than my groin.
I'll take the red pill and can work with the lower part over time. I feel like it's the head area that affects me the most. Minus when I get long body hair and I have to shave it but I can make it work
face and voice are what give me the most dysphoria. i can handle my body as it is now (almost 1 year on E) but seeing my square jaw and wide chin hurts...
I’ma have to go with the Red. Face, hair and voice dysphoria hit be hard because my genetics make me look like I face fucked a truck.
Lower half is more easily fixable.
Blue because I want to bear children so badly. I can get facial feminization surgery, but a fully functioning reproductive system is not happening for me otherwise.
While face and voice would be great for passing, having a body that naturally produces e, ditches masc shoulders for fem hips, and a body that can actually give birth would be highly preferable to me. Blue pill please :3
The body one, it's more area of change and the face is relatively easy to change with e, hair change and other techniques. Also my face is kinda feminine anyway, btw I'm cis 👀
*genuinely took me a solid minute to decide*
After deep consideration and debating with my mental constructs, blue, it was a unanimous decision after a bit of back and forth. Most of them where immediately in favor of blue, with the vote split 4-2.
Blue. I wouldn’t have to worry about head and neck because my body would already be producing E as it’d be a matter of time before it’s corrected. Checkmate
I was thinking about the red pill but tbh it'd be better to have the body of a cis woman. No bottom surgery, your facial shape would still change with E being produced within your own body and FFS is still a thing nevertheless. The only thing left would be voice training (and I'm already struggling enough irl for that so)
I've already got a pretty good body, a few more years of HRT and bottom surgery and I'll be just fine in that regard, so I'll take the one that changes my face.
Im taking red. I honestly dont hate my feminine petite figure. I actually quite like the idea of being a petit boy. The only complaint i have is the tits. They can go
Blue as a transmasc. overtime the T I’d develop naturally would help my face and stuff lol 😭
Also maybe I could get taller which I’d take in an INSTANT
redredredredred absolutely red a shit ton of my dysphoria comes from how fucking often i have to shave my face, my fucking jaw and my voice oh my god red. estrogen will do shit for below the neck over time, it’s whatever, my below the neck isn’t actually that big of a source of dysphoria for me beyond what i can do eventually
Probably blue. I think I could deal with “babyfaced” jokes until the new body’s hormones caught up on everything. Hopefully anyway. It’s a nice thought.
I don't think I'd take either??? I'm fine with my face and voice, and only have chest dysphoria, no bottom dysphoria. If i took the blue pill I wouldn't have chest dysphoria but I'd end up with bottom dysphoria then. ;(
I was gonna say red but then I saw someone mention how the body of the opposite sex would include reproductive organs so I’m gonna say that. I was taking red mainly for my voice, but it’s androgynous it’ll be fineeee. Gimme the blue pill!
Definitely the red. The body can be hidden and altered, and in a desk job, who sees below your shoulders and past your voice anyway? I also don’t mind my bio sex below the pants.
Red on every occasion. Face is like 70% of being passing outside of silhouette, also voice is just an amazing bonus. To top it all off, E can do a whole lot in the below the neck department.
that was my thinking too! still cis tho
Same sis 🤝
Same cis
It is the best. The chin and beard give most trouble. Also the voice is a cool bonus... but sadly i aoukd still be kinda tall.
tall girls are cool
Makes it hard to find a guy taller than you tho :/
step 1: go to Netherlands step 2: there is no step 2 you already found a guy taller than you
I still find it weird that my country has the tallest people
well when a fifth of you live below sea level you gotta be tall to avoid drowning
lmaooo true. luckily I live in the east so I don't have that problem
same
You just read my mind, I got this idea like two minutes after I posted the comment :))
But what if you're already in the netherlands and you're already taller then most?
It's great living in Belgium to immigrant parents... no one can tell I'm not from here because I grew up here, but I'm still short-ish compared to everyone else. (also, trans healthcare and trans acceptance is actually semi-decent here... though no informed consent, and no surgeons who can do the technique i want)
Just gotta be on the prowl for the royal guards of Denmark where 185cm is considered kinda small xD
Wait, but if you’re girl from the neck down, wouldnkt your body produce it’s own elevated amounts of estrogen? I think I’d have to go with that. Especially since i’m 6’3 and don’t want to be tall, plus my face is already a feminine enough to trick ai.
I agree. Your body would naturally produce E. That should feminize your face. Little hair removal and voice training and you get most of the red pill anyways. Blue pill would get me things that just can't be done currently, shoulders and height.
My voice and face passes 99% of the time, so I'm definitely going with the blue pill. What I wouldn't pay for the ability to actually get pregnant. Don't have to worry about bottom surgery either. I've got pretty bad dysphoria down there 😅.
same ~~thot~~ ***thought*** (i legit miss typed that lol)
Although surgery and e is pretty expensive…
I actually have no idea.... But the fact i'm considering taking eithet def means i can no longer say i'm cis .. still cis tho 🐋🌸🤍🌸🐋
All in your own time, hon
👾
Why do I resonate with this so damn much
Hmmm, kinda sounds a bit eggy to me :þ
Very thick shelled if I am...
Well, i hope you figure it out one day, and come out of that shell if you are an egg!! Best of wishes to you!!
Definitely coming to terms more now that I might be trans. The shell is beginning to thin a little.
:0 one of us, one of us, one of us!! But jokes aside, i'm happy for you! I hope you can be your happiest self!
Thank you! Definitely working on the happiest self part but for sure heading towards it.
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Thanks!!!
funny seeing you again
Heh.. :p I'm totally cis i swear
Holy shit are you a certified good girl?
yes
impressive, good girl
HEUEHDHCYWVS
"sjdjfjdkdjdkkfsjk" *- some transfem idk*
why is this the most difficult question ive ever been asked in my entire life? im gonna take one and then use my invisibility potion to sneakily steal the other one.
:0 smart
the blue pill all the way, i can take e and get face and stuff like that 💙💕🤍💕💙
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OMG UR RIGHT 💙💕🤍💕💙
Omg I didn’t even think of this I guess it’s blue pill
S C I E N C E \\(0A0)/
i like your pfp
Well that clinches it
WAIT YOU’RE RIGHT~! I’ll take that funny blue pill then~
Ohhhhhhhhh my god wait you're COOKING
It's literally the only way I can get a uterus and ovaries! And free bottom surgery, and won't need to take HRT anymore because of the aforementioned overies. The face can get FFS if I didnt already pass, and laser/electrolysis for facial hair removal.
yep exactly!! 💙💕🤍💕💙
Not with my bone structure :/
Unfortunately, being a girl, you get the body of a man. Your gender identity is too valid for the pill to work how you want. Sorry.
It's based on sex tho...
Dam, I'm blind.
Np lol
This was such a wholesome comment thread 🥹
OH DAMN! Look! LOOK RIGHT THERE! IS THAT A PLANE? A DRAGON? *takes both while you're distracted* Hehehe °^° But jokes aside, blue! There are ways to improve your face and your voice. But changing the body is so limited..
yeah i want to be a dragon
crush’em mix’em snort’em
[Relevant XKCD](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/921/435/5be.jpg)
chase'em with some cough syrup and youll become immortal
Voice training seems like so much work. For uh, y-y-y-y'know, c-c-c-cis r-r-reasons.
bottom spotted
Most likely blue. Oestrogen can’t really help bone structure or change the trouser situation, but it does help with the face and voice training exists
Yep thats my logic
I am pretty sure I'd take blue
Blue. My face passes, and I can still go on T for my voice if I want to
wouldnt have to, your body would make it
THAT is so true!!
My body is naturally pretty close to how I want, but my face? It’s built like the gigachad meme ;( also fudge voice training
Red pill, I want the Gock
blue for sure. I mean voice training is a thing, and I kind of hate it, but my face is actually fairly androgynous (apparently) and I'm mostly fine with my voice
Smash them both into a fine powder and snort the purple powder
Blue pill all the way, facial fem could wait for ability to have kids.
https://xkcd.com/566/
Red, body passes, head does not.
I'm literally already taking the blue one. (ok it doesn't change *everything* shoulders down, but it's doing a lot more for me there than it is for face and voice)
Blue for me all the way. My body is my biggest discomfort, I think even if my face "didn't pass" or whatevs, I'd still be happy. I'd feel a lot more like me. Then again, I've already got a round face, and like a tenor voice range, so maybe I'm just lucky in that department idk
*Non binary struggle* If I take the red one, I still have boobies that sometimes look nice in certain outfits, and pass as masc when I feel like it But if I take the blue one, I can just be a femboy when I'm more fem. Ok blue. Gimme
Shoulders down and just wear a bag on my head
blue, i can get Ffs, cant get ovaries
Hmm that’s a good question. I’m not sure. I want both 😅🙃
Take red. Smoke bomb. Take blue too & run away.
I can (maybe) get boobs and a more feminine body from starting hrt, but changing your voice seems a lot trickier, and having a naturally higher voice sounds great as a baritone who always wanted to be able to hit tenor/soprano notes lol. I also feel I’m maybe most dysphoric about my hair line and facial hair, definitely moreso than my groin.
Neck up! I can look down at my body and see where I can do something about it. I cannot look in a mirror at all.
I’m actually kinda okay with my face and voice, it’s definitely my body that I hate the most. 💙
I'll take the red pill and can work with the lower part over time. I feel like it's the head area that affects me the most. Minus when I get long body hair and I have to shave it but I can make it work
The blue pill 100%. I am already really good at ignoring mirrors...
Oh, definitely head. My body is actually kind of fine as is.
*Both, who's gonna stop me?*
The opposite sex?? I’m interested what that even is for me🤣
Red. No voice training but I still get a feminine voice? Hell yes
face and voice are what give me the most dysphoria. i can handle my body as it is now (almost 1 year on E) but seeing my square jaw and wide chin hurts...
Red, that would be the most euphoric and would pass, I could just cover up my fatness for a while while I’m losing weight lol
Blue pill will get me natural T and eventually therefore voice and face
definitely red, can't do voice training. don't know if I'm not doing it right or what.
I’ma have to go with the Red. Face, hair and voice dysphoria hit be hard because my genetics make me look like I face fucked a truck. Lower half is more easily fixable.
Body my voice is pretty fem and I’d say my face is within the range for cis people
Red - My voice and face are shit in comparison to where i want them to be.
Red. I cant get face and voice with estrogen.
Blue because I want to bear children so badly. I can get facial feminization surgery, but a fully functioning reproductive system is not happening for me otherwise.
red. voice is a powerful gender marker. it cannot be overstated.
Red. Less facial hair, cute voice, and feminine features sound really good.
red... then i wouldn't need ffs, voice training, hair transplants, laser. blue is tempting but i already have a somewhat feminine body.
Blue, face would eventually follow after on its own through fat distribution
Red pill and then E-pills :v
The purple one other than that the red one
\*grabs both
*he he,* didnt ***consider THAT!*** Did *ya*?
If I'm only allowed one pill, then I'll cut them in half, then have half of each pill. I get a little bot of each :)
blue, i’m cool with my voice face, i just really dislike my hips and chest ugh
Blue
Both 😶
I take both, crush em into purple dust and snort it
Purple is a nice color.
Blue pill. Nothing a lil bit of voice training cant fix.
I am taking both pills
[https://xkcd.com/566/](https://xkcd.com/566/)
I would 100% take blue, my body would then produce testosterone and my face and voice would become more masculine as a result
While face and voice would be great for passing, having a body that naturally produces e, ditches masc shoulders for fem hips, and a body that can actually give birth would be highly preferable to me. Blue pill please :3
Def blue
100% red. No beard, feminine voice and the disease I have would not affect me as much.
Thinking logically, having an uterus will mess with your estrogen. Which also mean that after some time, your face will also be feminine.
Honestly blue pill, I can always shave right
Take both. More seriously, id take the blue pill, E can fix my face and I can voice train
The body one, it's more area of change and the face is relatively easy to change with e, hair change and other techniques. Also my face is kinda feminine anyway, btw I'm cis 👀
My dick can be chopped off. my face cannot
*genuinely took me a solid minute to decide* After deep consideration and debating with my mental constructs, blue, it was a unanimous decision after a bit of back and forth. Most of them where immediately in favor of blue, with the vote split 4-2.
Blue is the way to go
the body tbh cause even if i had a baby face and a high pitched voice, as long as i had benis and ball nobody would say anything
If youe body naturally produces the right hormones, you will naturally have your face adjust
Blue. I wouldn’t have to worry about head and neck because my body would already be producing E as it’d be a matter of time before it’s corrected. Checkmate
blue bcz that stuff is harder to change
I was thinking about the red pill but tbh it'd be better to have the body of a cis woman. No bottom surgery, your facial shape would still change with E being produced within your own body and FFS is still a thing nevertheless. The only thing left would be voice training (and I'm already struggling enough irl for that so)
I‘ m just keep taking my E‘s thanks
Both. Crush. Snort
Red. Voice is my main thing I want, and I don't care much about my lower body, it's always disguised in thick clothing anyways.
I've already got a pretty good body, a few more years of HRT and bottom surgery and I'll be just fine in that regard, so I'll take the one that changes my face.
Blue! Face and voice (all hail voice training) is already pretty damn good. Also, top and bottom surgery are exppeennnnsivvvveeee
Red because androgynous enby reasons:)
Blue. My head is already kinda feminine a bit and I can voice train kinda easily. Perks of being in choir.
Im taking red. I honestly dont hate my feminine petite figure. I actually quite like the idea of being a petit boy. The only complaint i have is the tits. They can go
I would say red but blue has huge tittie and butt, and also I need my deepish voice for my acting.
nobody specified exclusive or
Body for me
Blue as a transmasc. overtime the T I’d develop naturally would help my face and stuff lol 😭 Also maybe I could get taller which I’d take in an INSTANT
redredredredred absolutely red a shit ton of my dysphoria comes from how fucking often i have to shave my face, my fucking jaw and my voice oh my god red. estrogen will do shit for below the neck over time, it’s whatever, my below the neck isn’t actually that big of a source of dysphoria for me beyond what i can do eventually
Not a hard one both I’ll take both
Blue 1000%
I don’t have to see my face so it all works out
Hey, look out the window its a bird- *takes both pills and runs*
Probably blue. I think I could deal with “babyfaced” jokes until the new body’s hormones caught up on everything. Hopefully anyway. It’s a nice thought.
Oh the blue one. I wanna see the look on my friends faces when my acne scarred hairy face walks in and I have the best tits out of anyone there 😂😎
BOTH
blue pill. all I have to do is voice train then.
Blue. Makeup is a godsend and I can learn sign language and never speak again
blue pill 10000%
Blue in a heartbeat
Blue
Blue pill without thinking
Blue, i can deal with my face
💙
At my age I need the red pill. ...unless I get my original liver back with the blue one.
Based and redpilled 😎
Red pill all the way, just gotta continue working out for my ideal body
blue, I think my face is masculine enough to pass but i need the tiddies gone yknow .
blue blue blue blue blue!
I don't think I'd take either??? I'm fine with my face and voice, and only have chest dysphoria, no bottom dysphoria. If i took the blue pill I wouldn't have chest dysphoria but I'd end up with bottom dysphoria then. ;(
I’ll do a frame perfect input so I can have both
Blue. Unless I need a mirror I'll always look right to myself.
Both
Blue Blue Blue Blue give pls
Blue blue blue for sure
red pill 100%
Blue, my face is already feminine enough, and I can figure out the voice stuff later
red
blue how is this even a question
I was gonna say red but then I saw someone mention how the body of the opposite sex would include reproductive organs so I’m gonna say that. I was taking red mainly for my voice, but it’s androgynous it’ll be fineeee. Gimme the blue pill!
Definitely the red. The body can be hidden and altered, and in a desk job, who sees below your shoulders and past your voice anyway? I also don’t mind my bio sex below the pants.
Head and voice. I get the most dysphoria around those. I honestly wanna keep the tiddies.
Definitely red or blue
*waves hand* you want to give me both pills Ok that didn’t work plan B *punches* *takes both pills*
*waves hand* these aren't droids you're looking for
I see ur a girl of culture
Blue all the way
do blue pill ffs is way easier than body sculpting and bottom surgery
I choose 🟣 😎
Body Testosterone can help with the voice
Crush them up and make a magenta pill
Blue all the way as I have a gender-neutral face. I'm happy with my voice.
I'm personally going blue ngl
Definitely below the neck. My primary dysphoria was hardware more than identity.
Blue