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TotallyRedditLeftist

X Hamster. Live webcam of hamsters


Local_Fix_8765

It took my forever to find a video of hamsters on this site... It was not what I was looking for, but turned out to be what I needed


TotallyRedditLeftist

Another satisfied customer!


f_cysco

Have you clarified that you wanted the hairy ones?


FuxkinShredded

Oh word ? That sounds fire


AFeralTaco

Links or it didn’t happen


Zazmuth

The pornsite?


taska9

X movies ...


Gakirazin

Xvid....No, wait


Mustang1011

They have awe inspiring documentaries.


scubawankenobi

Who leaked: >Elon's presentation to the board?


ExtraterritorialPope

Power Rangers is the shit


AcceptingSideQuests

TMNT are better but nice try


ExtraterritorialPope

I challenge you to a duel


AcceptingSideQuests

Challenge accepted 🐢


AppleExtra3376

Elon made this/ordered this


AppleExtra3376

Nope it’s nerd bullshit like a zuckerberg stim


Every-Necessary4285

What the fuck


asdfdelta

Yeah! Be the first social media platform to incorporate dating and video! Wait a minute....


Veni_vedi_vicii

Cringest shit bro


Kruger_Smoothing

Nobody is going to bank with ketamine Karan.


gokhaninler

shutup Biden lover


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elonmusk-ModTeam

Rule 1


re_mark_able_

He’s destroyed the Twitter brand. Now X is an extension of his own brand, which he has severely damaged. He used to be the cool tech guy shooting cars into space on his rockets. I can’t see this taking off. People are on there to tweet, not date, book flights, and bank. My phone is already an everything app.


Aardark235

So crazy. All it takes to have a very profitable social media company is to avoid Nazis and preteens running around saying the N word. It doesn’t take that much effort to avoid going full 4chan. If Elon had wanted to get ChanX for unmoderated speech, he could have paid a few million dollars to launch it; ain’t that hard nowadays.


adventurelinds

Plus Tesla is already taking a nose dive because people don't like him so they're not buying cars... People definitely aren't going to flock to a zombie Twitter for hime either, no matter how good it is....


FailedTech

Cybertruck clusterfuck isn't helping either.


re_mark_able_

It’s definitely put me off wanting to buying a Tesla. The brand is too associated with Elon. The fan boys he hasn’t put off will be all over the Twitter changes thinking it’s the best thing ever, but I don’t know how big that group of people is.


superluminary

This is sad. Climate change is important and Tesla has been at the heart of electrifying the transport network. I also think the first amendment is pretty important, even though it means sometimes hearing things we don’t like or agree with.


Plastic-Ad-5033

Tell that to Elon. One of the most censorship happy people on earth, dude censors everything he doesn’t want to hear.


superluminary

This is not actually true though. It’s just something someone said.


Plastic-Ad-5033

The dude bans journalists from twitter all the time. He bans dissidents in authoritarian countries the moment the government asks him to. For gods sake, he limits visibility of the word „cis“. He’s way more ban happy than the previous owners were.


superluminary

Not actually though. These are things people have said are true, but when you actually go check you find they are not.


PuzzleheadedIssue618

he bans words that hurt his feelings, but tweeting the n word and blatant anti semitism is fine


GHVG_FK

>> Tesla has been at the heart of electrifying the transport network They are selling cars. End of story. If they actually wanted to electrify the transport network they would (also) build trains. But Elon is literally doing anything in his power to prevent that. If you're worried about climate and the environment go and use trains or public transport in general. If you can't, go and advocate for it. Cars, electric or not, will not be the solution and making them electric doesn't *actually* solve anything.


superluminary

It solves the problem of burning large amounts of fossil fuels to take people where they want to go.


GHVG_FK

You still have to build a car for every other person and provide the infrastructure for all of that. Just look at all the impact of all the asphalt and tires for the environment alone. And don't forget about the lithium. Cities build around 12 way highways, electric or not, aren't as sustainable (or even efficient) as a double train track. If Tesla would actually care about the environment and sustainability they would lobby for public transportation and improve that, not sell and send 100 electric cars into a tunnel to do the same as a tram... but less efficient


superluminary

I like buses and trains, but if I actually need to drop the kids at school, pick up shopping for the family, and get back in time for my meeting, trains aren’t going to help with that. The cool thing about public transport is you can move a bunch of people who all want to go to the same place and who aren’t in a hurry and don’t need to carry much. It really works for that use case. It’s also great in a dense urban metropolis like New York. For everything else it’s not particularly practical and this is the problem that Tesla are solving.


LeftLiner

So do trains.


superluminary

Except they don’t. I can’t drop my kids to ballet and preschool on a train.


LeftLiner

I can (okay, technically by tram but that's just a small train). I can go visit my family by train, my best friend went to work by train for years. Trains don't solve everyone's needs, but then neither do cars.


superluminary

No, you need both. Tesla only makes cars though, they’re solving half the problem. Ideally some other plucky startup fills the bus niche. It’s not a full solution, but it’s not nothing.


Dmc1968a

I cant wait for it to release. I think it is going to replace TikTok.


Zeusnexus

This is just disrespectful to Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I'm actually annoyed by the cringe.


shawnadelic

For sure. Elon is more Rita Repulsa.


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Top-shelf cringe


Wieg0rz

Revolutionary stupid, like he did so far. 👌


TrienneOfBarth

"X Dating" is going to be hilarious.


SupraVillainn

So much free speech we can't say cis person on twitter


Over-Elephant5603

Cis is cringe af anyway do better lmao. The people who try to enforce CIS into our vocabulary are the same people who want to be unique and get rilled up when someone calls them by a name they don't like. News flash regular people don't wanna be referred to as CIS anything lmao. As that is hate speech.


wuzzelputz

This famous austrian actor has your back: https://youtu.be/EL8e2ujXe8g


Sul_Haren

Lmao, do you genuinely believe the word cis is hate speech? It's litterally just the opposite of trans, which isn't hate speech either. Also not like Twitter enforces moderation on any other kind of hate speech.


Over-Elephant5603

Bruv I dont believe half of anything, bet youd think fag is hate speach even though it means a cigarette or a bundle of sticks, niggardly means ungenerous or stingy. But I bet youd have a problem with these words lmao


NominalBread

I’m afraid you may be the most unintelligent man on the planet


Prixsarkar

You can? Just search for cis on X


Plastic-Ad-5033

Right, revolutionary, once more our boy Elon reinvents something already existing, but worse. However, more epic gamer memes, so… revolution?


NilesTracks

the line is the same thing, it's a metro, but less efficient, less safe and more expensive, oh it might also be more prone to delays, and probably costs more


Plastic-Ad-5033

But it has gamer light! Did you consider that?


AtotheZed

X Greg - All Greg all the time.


adumbCoder

i'm glad he was included in the video


Trick_Ad5606

btw. who is this greg? I follow him on x, but what´s the story behind?


Linkyjinx

All Hail greg, the best greg on the planet 🌎!


realkorvo

you forget /s


mars_titties

An entire nation of incels and crypto cucks, united by the man who brought us the hyperloop


cadium

Hey man the hyperloop can take me from la to nyc in 4 hours.


gokhaninler

rent free


StarWarder

I love how of all of Musk’s successful projects, you picked the one he didn’t do and wanted someone else to do. Talk about strawman, more like straw world.


FreeStall42

Love how Musk has no ability to own up to that failure that people are correct to mock him over.


superluminary

Musk obviously never owned Hyperloop or built it. The extent of his involvement was saying he liked the idea. I like the idea, it would be a cool thing. The fact we completely failed to build it is sad.


ilikedmatrixiv

Yeah, let's look at all his other very successful endeavors. - [Tesla Semi](https://bradmunchen.substack.com/p/scoop-the-tesla-semi-from-an-insiders). Oh wait, maybe not. - [Cybertruck](https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/tesla-cybertruck-fail-accident-malfunction-meme-1234982615/). Hmmm, maybe there's other stuff. - Well, at least he's going to be [on schedule](https://www.reddit.com/r/SpaceXLounge/comments/qujnsi/proposed_spacex_hls_schedule_source_nasa_oig/) with his HLS stuff, right? He did say he's have an uncrewed lunar landing by now, he must be... [Oh wait, he's still not leaving the atmosphere](https://www.reuters.com/technology/space/spacex-hoping-launch-starship-farther-third-test-flight-2024-03-14/). - Now that he took over Twitter, it's surely thriving. [Oh, nevermind.](https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2024/mar/26/twitter-usage-in-us-fallen-by-a-fifth-since-elon-musks-takeover) - At least he's got a autonomous humanoid robot prototype. [Oh no, he lied about that too.](https://news.yahoo.com/elon-musk-posts-video-optimus-145057401.html?guccounter=1) Tell me about all of those successful projects that I'm apparently missing.


superluminary

Falcon 9. Tesla model Y.


StarWarder

Also Starlink is excellent. An absolute game changer for folks in rural areas. Friend of mine lives on the border of Maine and New Hampshire. Best internet he can otherwise get is like 50mbps and it’s the same price as Starlink which is far faster


Estelon_Agarwaen

I think theres a typo in your username. Shouldn’t it be StrawWarder?


Atlantic0ne

He thinks he’s tricking people.


palmpoop

None of this has anything to do with freedom of speech.


definately_mispelt

cringe


JigglyWiener

X Dating? Ew.


wait_whats_illegal

Brought to you by incels 😍


AaronSlaughter

This could’ve been huge if he wouldn’t have tanked his brand.


Gallowglass668

Hahahaha hahahahahahahaha What a putz.


Scotchperson

lmfao this is the gayest shit ive ever seen


freedmachine

What about xvideos?


NoRelease2394

There is less "Freedom of speech" on twitter now than ever before.


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elonmusk-ModTeam

Rule 1


SignificanceDue7449

Uh huh. So we’re going the tencent route…. Now this is hella interesting.


TheBronAndOnly

During some of the interviews he did before/right after buying he said that was the model he wanted to emulate. He had seen how popular and efficient their app is during his time in China, and wanted to create an equivalent ecosystem for the West.


SignificanceDue7449

Oh gosh. He who controls the data and algos controls the world, and I think in the case of global politics, Elon is the perfect person to build a tencent like product. In Elon I trust🫡. Heavy is the crown.


lazylemongrass

What is X?


ultimo_2002

OP meant ‘Twitter’


namehereman

Looks like shit just like everything Elon “Reverse Midas” Musk touches


Fuzzy_Toe_9936

I hope in the future you are granted some sense of self awareness and feel a deep abyss of shame wash over you for making this


TotallyRedditLeftist

Me missing out cuz I don't have a unique phone number to unlock a new account :(


Thin_Ice_Wanderer

Power rangers is so fucking awesome


acreakingstaircase

X, the everything app* * Please download additional applications when needed.


hardwood1979

Whisper it but he hasn't done anything "revolutionary" in his life and never will.


Ulidelta

Think again!


EZ-420

I like how the usa is coping china for a change.


jfxck

This might be the single worst thing I’ve seen on the internet. Congratulations.


RotisserieChicken007

Forgot X MAGA 😆


Irunts

Even the editing is awful!


Blueskyminer

He's going to ruin X-Men next.


Tehteddypicker

Holy shit this is up there for some of the most cringe ive seen.


Kangaruthie

This gave me cancer.


TimmyFaya

Isn't he banning people who criticise him?


Evargram

Voltron was always better


diprivan69

God power rangers was so sick


ronaldmcdonaldsdads

Is bro bringing back vines


mparker888

He’s gonna summon the power rangers lol? Lmao Zorlon Musk


Critical_Liz

[There's only one answer to this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x07DYAHeyAg)


dogpetsaregood

u/savevideo


dogpetsaregood

u/SaveVideo


smallladykiddo

But will there be an XPhone?


7yod

When will SpaceX do the X-Wing


f_cysco

WeibuX


liukasteneste28

X videos when?


DazzlingAccident8461

Finally! WeChat!


Correct_Map_4655

Being around the most annoying guys and trying to date them or be scanned by bots? I'm still banned from twitter for my speech anyway


gokhaninler

𝕏 is incredible


EvaSirkowski

Even as a joke this is cringe.


AFeralTaco

This song with full lyrics has been living in my head rent free for 30 years.


PuzzleheadedIssue618

this is just fucking sad man.. did he pay you to make this? or are you just glazing him for free


Unique_Locksmith_233

The irony


BirdLawyer1984

It is appropriate to masturbate while watching this?


InsouciantSoul

I don't know exactly what you are trying to say with this video, but regardless, It was fuckin sick


IGetNakedAtParties

https://youtu.be/B9EnLYxvX4o?si=FgB_cdraJ6u253h_


IGetNakedAtParties

I'm on the hype train, but couldn't resist


paramount_09G

Thanks God it's X dating not Dating X ( ... C'mon if was a good one )


dogpetsaregood

Wow I hate myself for enjoying this


niiksha-99

X everything


_TiWyX_

Nah. Freedom of speech until you don't say anything about SPECIFIC people. Then you get a perma ban. You can criticise everyone except THEM. Found out hard myself. Now my account is gone. I guess even Elon can't speak back when they got him by the balls. My experience.


Sul_Haren

Being cis-people?


swift_trout

I sold most of my Tesla stock in mid December. It had been a pretty good run - 44% appreciation. But the writing was on the wall. it looked as if 1) BYD would pass Tesla as the largest selling EV. 2) Competing automakers BMW, Mercedes, GM, Hyundai, Kia and even VinFast would eat into Tesla’s market share making short term grow weak. 3) And most important, Elon Musk seemed very distracted. Stock skid seemed likely. Taking profit turned out to be a very good call. Things were worse than I thought. Revenue fell 9%. And even laying off 14,000 people would improve profits which are down 55%. The stock is down 40% from when I sold out. Which means it looks like time to start thinking about BUYING some Tesla. My calculation of the Tesla floor is not entirely scientific. But I have never seen anyone who tries harder to make people like him than Musk. He pretends that being disliked doesn’t bother him. It does. He literally paid $44 billion to buy a company that is all about “likes”. And of all of his many interesting and successful ventures Tesla is truly the talisman. My bet is that more than anything this slump in his popularity and deterioration of the flagship is just what the Nerd Pirate King needs to focus his attention.


Cold-Astronaut9172

I’ve always wanted to do everything in life at once on a single app and now Elon is making it possible. 🥰


Aggravating_Bother28

Yeah


burnthatburner1

That was likely sarcasm…


New_Association_726

Elon Musk, more like Ea games


Successful-Pain-3542

Elon is not malevolent anymore. Just look what he did with open AI. Its not open source for he could collect more money


userfindhelp

Musk out here tryna get us all some free speech Xtv and chill and people out here talking shit on the man’s prophetic vision. Thank you Elon I need to get laid