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altruism__

I love this. Being a kid and having a secret hideout is one of life’s great experiences.


Rickshmitt

Im an adult and i still want this. Good for them


MesWantooth

If you own your house, consider putting in a secret room, there's a whole sub dedicated to it... r/hiddenrooms


rajahbeaubeau

Immediately subbed. Thanks!


multiplechrometabs

Ever since King of the Hill, I’ve always wanted to be like Chuck Mangione.


FapleJuice

Deep cut


But_I_Dont_Wanna_Go

I go apeshit for Chuck Mangione


Glittering-Rice4219

This feels like a deeper cut than the KoTH reference lol


Whothehllareyou

That song lives in my head rent free


kellyformula

Dang’ol’megla’mart’go’boom


dinosaurkiller

Pour a little out for Boomhauer.


fivetriplezero

It feels so good.


Final-Success2523

But their were rat droppings everywhere


kytrix

Hank didn’t need to ask Dale to exterminate the grocery store where Mangione lived. He could have just propane bombed it like he did the Mega-Lo-Mart.


whatnameisnttaken098

Hell, earlier today, I just found out my grandparents had a hidden room in their house for God knows how long as neither my mom or aunt have any memory of the room being a thing in thier childhoods, and my grandparents don't remember why they eventually blocked it off. Weirdly enough, now that we know it's there, it's almost like "no shit there was an extra room." That said, as bad as this might sound. I'd love to turn it into a little office or something (emphasis on little) after they pass. Especially if I can manage to keep it's hidden door frame.


Metrilean

Oh that's where the ghost lives.


TheDebateMatters

OP *had* an uncle bobby once.


Smorgasbord__

Sex dungeon.


mattmillertime

Masterbation Manor


callipygiancultist

Jack shack


Recording_Important

Grow room


lou_sassoles

Masturbatorium


ToyotaPartsGod

Skeet and retreat


TheJenerator65

For some inspiration: r/hiddenrooms


thepwnydanza

These were adults but yeah I’d want to have this now.


AugustWest7120

When I was younger, I knew a mall manager and my band and I rented out basically an old KMart in a mall. We were supposed to just stay in that one store/area, but the mall was closed entirely. We would razor scooter all over that place! It was just unadulterated fun. No drugs or booze - just fun. I feel like it was a bit of the same for these guys; F-U-N.


cangsenpai

Rarely am I jealous of people... but this sounds so damn fun


AugustWest7120

Full tilt on a razor scooter, hair blown in the wind. Ah those were the days!


elvensnowfae

They really were the days. Until the razor swung back and clocked your ankle :( decades later I can still feel it haha


AugustWest7120

I’d take 1 shin-hit for an hour of 00’s bliss.


elvensnowfae

Oh man me too. Burning cd's, msn messenger all afternoon, crappy radio songs on repeat, great movies.


AugustWest7120

The radio. The radio.


PiedCryer

No, limewire…


KaiserJustice

Good ol’ giver of computer AIDS


firesmarter

We had Napster is 2000


Imapatriothurrrdurrr

Oh man, that feeling you can never forget. I also watched my best friends dad come home from work, try to bunny hop the scooter and break his ankle in 3 places lol.


Jrsplays

I bet hide and seek would be awesome there


AugustWest7120

We did that, for suuure. Honestly being such a big place, any sound makes a BIG sound.


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AugustWest7120

For men, I feel like there’s a certain age (and honestly, women too - but I’ll speak from my pov) where innocence is gone. And it’s not a sexual thing or a age thing, but it’s just a thing that happens. I look fondly on the mall days because they were before the end of innocence. It was vivid and clear and man, I can feel that feeling today. I’ll never be there again, but I was there once.


FieldOfScreamQueens

I like your outlook. I have similar feelings about certain past eras in my life - instead of feeling letdown it’s over, I’m thankful I actually had them when I did.


satasbob

For me it was after a few years of working at a mall as a store manager. Was still fun prior to being in charge


AugustWest7120

Responsibility is highly overrated.


SuburbanStoner

They didn’t have cameras and security at night?


AugustWest7120

Nope. Safe area. No need. Probably a car outside, but we never saw them.


Ethelenedreams

I want to roller skate in empty malls SO MUCH.


AugustWest7120

Closed Malls should have you sign a waiver, and charge you $20 for all you can skate thru the mall.


Ethelenedreams

I would pay it!!!


The_BSharps

M-O-O-N


deathlyxhallow

99% Invisible has a great podcast about these guys. “The Accidental Room”


arothmanmusic

[https://99percentinvisible.org/episode/the-accidental-room/](https://99percentinvisible.org/episode/the-accidental-room/) One of my favorites.


EssentialParadox

Thanks for the tip! Listening to it right now 👌


nativesilver

Thank you!! I was trying so hard to remember where I heard about this!!


Rich-Violinist-7263

Me too. Really old news


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That Mall’s got the juice


kyden

There are casinos, but they are on native american land. Just like connecticut.


Delobox

There is some crazy awesome podcast about buddy cianci. Can’t remember the name


kyden

Crimetown did a season on Providence.


Pastor_Toastman

Crimetown Season 1


Greene_Mr

I remember when he died.


jimb575

Have you ever been to Lincoln…?


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jimb575

Then how did you miss the huge casino right there at Twin River…?


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jimb575

Just a fellow Rhode Islander giving you a hard time. I’ll send ya a Dels.


Greene_Mr

Send him a cabinet -- chocolate! :-D


Healthy-Contest-2649

Oh! I didn’t know that! And I always thought it was weird for a mall to have carpeting throughout! LoL


comped

Rhode Island will likely never legalize gambling since MA already as it (even though their commercial casinos suck compared to Mohegan or Foxwoods). Stupid, because that'd give them a reason why to keep any other mall in the state besides Providence Place (which is amazing, or at least was until I moved out of NE in 2015) open. My dad met Buddy at least once while working with Providence PD. Apparently he had a really odd feeling about the man, and was not surprised when it all went down...


StimuIate

Rhode Island has two casinos in it. One has over 100 table games lol


comped

Indian, not commercial.


StimuIate

Those aren’t tribal casinos


TimeSlipperWHOOPS

Mall is still weirdly good despite malls dying across the country. Parking somehow got worse.


OpenritesJoe

Why? Because the rents are too damned high!


satanssweatycheeks

This is super old and has had movies done about it already. This was like back during the 08 housing crisis I believe.


pepesilvia_lives

Well there you have it folks…2008 is super old…I graduated university that year. I’m not even 40…


debatesmith

30 years ago was 1970 and everybody else can suck my dick!


PlaneLocksmith6714

What the man said! ☝️


WilliamClaudeRains

You can’t agree with this comment AND use emojis on Reddit, you heathen.


PlaneLocksmith6714

Xennials pioneered the use of emojis. You can stop gatekeeping.


d57giants

I’m older than you , but at least I’m retired.


Olealicat

Rub it in you old geezer.


d57giants

And the government is paying my way.


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d57giants

What’s delight to meet such a gentleman. Did your parents raise you to talk that way to your elders ? Or were you just hatched evil?


LionWalker_Eyre

Damn, I'm just tired


Few-Metal8010

Uh we can but we won’t!


GWSDiver

*applause*


HoboJack

The 90s? A mere ten years ago.


Kerbonaut2019

Sorry in advance for this everyone… 1970 is closer to 1917 than it is to today.


WilliamClaudeRains

Basic math… thanks for the shocking news!


satanssweatycheeks

I mean I also am the same age as you and made the comment. You do sound like someone coming to grips that we are getting old. But I more so said that because the title and comment I replied to made it seem this happen last week. It did not.


InSignificant_Truth8

List a few? Sounds like something I would like


gunnerh

In my high school there was a secret room in the auditorium. It was supposed to be storage for equipment for the catwalk but it was turned into a spot to chill and ditch class. We had a fridge up there, TV, PlayStation the whole bit. Even had roof access from there. It was badass. We used to hang out there for hours.


kinopiokun

Oh man, core memory unlocked. We found a secret loft above the storage closet of our band hall and would hang out there.


mixer8_er

Does every school have a secret loft above the band room? lol I used to take girls up there to hook up.


RoninRobot

My band room had a back door to a private stairwell to the (then) brand-new, state-of-the-art performing arts center. One flight, backstage. Two flights, catwalk / riggings. Three flights, roof. The stairwell was inaccessible and isolated from anywhere else in the school. I had access to that at least four hours a day.


stimpakish

Ours wasn’t a loft, it was one of the practice rooms- “the tuba room”. Couch, fridge, tv, xmas lights. Stack of Bloom County books.


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When I was in private school, the last two floors used to be for another school back in the day and were abandoned. The last floor had access to the roof top through a smashed window and we would skip class there and smoke cigs we would steal from our rabbi lol throw snow balls at classmates from up there too


chilidreams

Schools can be great fun to explore if you have the freedom. My high school had ‘extra’ spaces for the theater, band/concert hall (two lofts), wiring closets, abandoned storage rooms, and an unexpected doorless closet. I ran ethernet cable in the ceilings regularly and found things like 20+yr old magazines stashed in the drop ceiling. Universities can be even crazier. Hidden passageways, 500+sq ft back rooms, discrete building exits that look like a window…. Utility rooms and ‘pipe spaces’ can always be interesting. I briefly worked in a building where an entire floor was a pipe space which made for an interesting mid-day walk.


TheNonCredibleHulk

> Schools can be great fun to explore if you have the freedom. Some friends found an unlocked door that led into the band room of my old middle school a few years after I was out of it. It was in the summer, and the custodians were on their 2 week shut-down. We could have raided the entire school, but we used the time to rollerblade around inside in the dark. Some of the most fun I've ever had. 30+ years later, I still remember realizing how damn dark it got inside some of the hallways.


Dan-z-man

Same. Large stage that was a separate building. Rarely used. Had to climb a ladder to get to the ceiling storage area. Just a bunch of old junk up there. We may or may not have done illegal thing up there.


gunnerh

We had to take a ladder to this spot as well!


bullshtr

I think I know where you went to school


gunnerh

You just might! The internet can be a wild place


El--Borto

Cleveland High in Portland Oregon had this, right down to the PlayStation.


OnlyRespondsToIdiots

My school also had one pretty much exact same as yours. Yhe people who made it sold shirts after being found out


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We had the same thing in our high school. On one side there was a room for the theater technicians above the fly rail which led to the catwalk to adjust the stage lights. Then beyond the catwalk there was a series of planks that led to an identical room on the other side of the theater. When I was in HS in the mid 80’s, there was a kid who lived up there during the week until one night he was caught making a late night run to the bathroom. Most theater kids had the run of the theater until 10pm, but this guy was caught when Sonotrol went off. 5 years later when I worked for the HS after college, myself and one of the janitors were tasked with removing the old bed and junk in the room, then creating a new access similar to the other side. They also added Sonotrol all over the catwalks.


VRomero32

Yeah my Private Catholic High School in the main building on the Top/6th floor was once a living/sleeping quarters which had a seperate locked main door and emergency exit door to the floor for the elderly priests and nuns who taught at the school decades ago. Eventually the Diocese for the few left made arrangements with the nice Senior living facility in the neighborhood to take the few left because they wanted to covert the All Boys school to Coed and needed to renovate the top floor to accommodate the additional students. There was a bunch of Red Tape which stalled the renovation indefinitely. So my buddies and I found stole the Janitor’s master keys and made copies, did detective work and figured out unless it was a B-Ball, Wrestling or Volleyball/Weekend School Event… The Janitorial Staff never cleaned other than the Auditorium/Gym/Cafeteria on weekends, the old security guard they had on staff for weekends never checked the top 2 floors and his shifts was 6am-Noon and 6pm-9pm (Fridays nights too) and sounds never travelled from the floors.. So we made it our hangout spot for our last 18 months of HS and that summer after and it was awesome. They removed all the religious stuff but the furniture (which was all comfortable) and beds was still there except the TV, still had power/internet and gas. We brought an Old Widescreen HDTV a buddy had because his father got a new TV, had an XBOX, we had group dinners and used the sleep quarters for our dates/study space. We kept a strict code of rules including allowable hours, limit of people, sound etc. Other than one “close call” at the beginning, never sweated once. We bequeathed the spot to a group of younger guys in our social when we went to college. Those idiots got caught within the month we told them about the spot but to there credit they never ratted us out and took the heat. The school changed all of the locks and finally began renovations a few months later


-Gramsci-

Curiosity piqued


Oldbayistheshit

Seriously! Where can we watch the documentary?


um8medoit

I read a book when I was a kid about another kid who found a space hidden under a subway platform and decided to live there. Sold newspapers people left on the train to feed himself. Thought that was the coolest thing ever. So I looove this.


DiddleMe-Elmo

Slake's Limbo


um8medoit

Thank you! So much. Was going through stuff at that age and I wasn’t sure that I had actually read it or made it up as some sort of coping mechanism. Big relief. And now I get to revisit. Fuck yes.


Fnshow316

This sounds like an old movie I saw when I was a kid with Gary Coleman https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Right_Track


turningtogold

Wow that’s a memory I had fully deleted


djutopia

I wanna say I’ve seen a YouTube video of their process/documentation.


Homeless_Depot

I remember that, too. It was definitely in the parking garage though, seems like they're sort of downplaying that even in this article cause it's a lot more exciting to say "in the mall" instead of "in an unused utility closet in a mall parking garage."


whurpurgis

I’m pretty sure I saw that too but I cannot remember who made it.


FLcitizen

same, it was animated if I remember


sorokya

I remember this too. Pretty sure the channel had “coffee” in its name. Had several animated documentary videos Edit: I was thinking of the channel “Brew” their video is about a robber who lived in a toys r us


donaeries

Anyone remember “My side of the mountain?”


exitpursuedbybear

I read that book cover to cover. There was apparently a sequel. If you want very similar vibes, try Hatchet by Gary Paulsen it’s a book for grade schoolers but it is fantastic


RC_Colada

The fabled back rooms


chamberx2

Oh I’m watching the fuck out of this.


I_Stabbed_Jon_Snow

I’ve always wanted to do something like this.


LaylaBird65

I’m kind of jealous. This sounds pretty cool


thirteennineteen

I am 43 and all I’ve come to desire is a cool clubhouse to hang out with my friends.


whichwitch9

Providence Place Mall is giant- this really doesn't surprise me at all that they got away with it for so long It's also notable that even though the article talks about the mall struggling, it's actually still busy every time I go (theater has a pretty nice imax set up). The garage, as well, is really reasonable parking for Providence and always busy with excess traffic from events like concerts and Waterfire.


knowledgeable_diablo

Probably struggling due to the profit projections put out by the developers being based on the Mall running at a 120% utility rate. Which the rents would have been pegged against.\ So even when it’s busy as hell, it’s just not busy enough to pull on the revenue levels the land lords now need to keep covering large rents.


LinkAdams

Providence is the perfect place for this to happen.


Greene_Mr

You might say it's... providential.


DressureProp

I remember when this went viral! Definitely Looking forward to seeing the documentary!


CoolestNebraskanEver

Love this story. Have known about it since before they got evicted (I’m old)


minibini

This is so cool! Why didn’t I think of this when I was a teenager?! 🤣


esco311

I remember hearing about this in an old Good Mythical Morning episode, cool I guess


AK_Sole

The title is “[Secret Mall Apartment.](https://variety.com/t/secret-mall-apartment/)”


dead_pencil

Made me think of Gleaming The Cube


Something_Etc

Very cool. Reminds me of the story about a dude who lived inside a statue in manhattan for several years.


KaiBishop

This happens in the book Strange Angels by Lili St Crow, lol. Think Supernatural but it's a teen girl hunting monsters instead of two adult brothers. The guy she likes has a secret barricaded room in a mall where he's living because his home life is unstable.


joeycarusomate

Right before a huge local mall in my town was demolished we explored the whole thing and found so many old stores and spaces that no one had been in like 10+ years, I bet we could have set up an apartment in there haha


SockVonPuppet

The story sounds awesome, but I don't know if I can handle Jesse Eisenberg narrating a documentary.


abmiram

What do you mean “and why”? The why is flipping obvious.


VirtuousVice

Barefoot Contessa vibes


helloryanholmes

This was in my state and I e never heard of the story


PeterNippelstein

This is the dream of literally every boy


Orpdapi

No toilet though, I’m curious how that worked out


siomaybasi

So what the movie title?


pinche_cool_arrow

Almost as cool as IKEA heights https://youtu.be/DscIhisUgn0?si=1kdxEMxTt1rPKsiD


bluehawk232

These days this is just a Mr beast video


NegotiationTall4300

Sick. Every teenagers dream


Shem_the_Penman

So, the original Dawn of the Dead?


Greene_Mr

I remember this story. :-D I'm local to the place!


procra5tinating

Sounds awesome and pretty smart.


benz58

It was in the Providence Place Shopping Mall. in Rhode Island. Providence is a strange place...


Rosaluckas10

Guys just wanna have fun


bluesmaker

I wonder how common things like this are.


dcrico20

Damn, used to go to that mall all the time right when it got built. That was kind of right at the tail-end of the “mall era,” and Providence Place was the newest and nicest mall in that SE Mass and Rhode Island area.


DocSaysItsDainBramuj

“You guys wanna watch Top Gun?”


munchie1964

Episode of “Friends?”


faceofboe91

I imagine the why was ‘money’ and the how was probably one or more of the 8 friends worked on the malls construction or remodel. Boom just recapped the whole doc without seeing it.