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CurlSagan

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police who investigate crime, and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.


Spy_v_Spy_Freakshow

Duh duh


checker280

“Duh duh” A friend of mine is very friendly. Whenever he meets a new immigrant he asks some variation of “in your home town, what sound does a frog make? Or cat, or cow… etc” They usually end up laughing and sharing stories. It turns out we are all hearing the same sound but when we try to reproduce the sound it’s very different by region. It gets crazier still when you try to spell it. That said… I always heard that sound as more “duN duN” than “duH duH” https://youtu.be/FfJ5ZYwHzNw?feature=shared


The-F4LL3N

Gung gung


HowBoutAFandango

I hear it as “doink doink” 🤣


dubyat

"jink jink"


NoCommentFU

Huh, and here I thought it was “boingy boingy”.


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

I hear “splat”.


masterexploder224

Three days after graduation and a week before her birthday. Yikes.


NotYourGran

From the article linked within this one, Harmon posted on Instagram when her daughter graduated high school: “You have overcome & conquered & excelled to shine brightly with the stars! Remember to leave every place better than you found it,” the mother of three continued in her caption. “& we are all so excited to see what God has planned for you!”


Clavister

Maybe she was breaking into the nightclub to leave it better than she found it...


wonderfulworld2024

Exactly. People don’t seem to realise that. When I broke into my local nightclub there was a bottle of vodka that was precariously close to the edge of the shelf. It could have fallen and broken. I made sure that it could no longer fall off of that shelf.


TwoDrinkDave

Maybe it was what God had planned for her? In which case, who are we to judge?


spazmcgraw

Yes, as god commanded her.


fireflygirl1013

This did not age well.


joeycox601

Copy pasted from 90% of the other graduating kids parents. They’re empty statements made to demonstrate only that they are caring parents to their children, of whom, most likely never view their parents social media feeds. Those words have meaning when said directly to their children and with actual care and interest. Those words are only to garnish attention when posted to social media.


kevinwhackistone

I just think it’s funny because Angie is a big Republican. Let’s see how tough on crime she is.


rem_1984

She sure didn’t like the right to bear arms that the instacart driver used


bronaghblair

That is wretched.


robbie_2131

But funny!


jodyleek67

“We are all so excited to see what God has in store for you!” Apparently, it’s jail time.


Original_Banana_4617

Sometimes god closes a window and opens a cell door.


Burnt_and_Blistered

Don’t be ridiculous. She’s a pretty white girl with a wealthy, famous MAGA mother. There won’t be jail time.


AvalancheReturns

Sillly goose!


CarelessTravel8

Don’t be dumb. Nobody would got to “Jail” for this. Especially if it’s a first offense.


ArmadilloDays

If her only claim to fame is her mom’s identity, how the fuck is this newsworthy???


ohdearitsrichardiii

Because her mom is super conservative, "family values will save us from the moral corruption on america 🦅", tough on crimes-loony. People, myself included, love it when the kids of those people screw up because it exposes their hypocricy and probably makes them angry and embarrassed


LongTallTexan69

Google “Robert Morris Dallas Pastor” if you’re looking for the more Schadenfreude this morning.


ohdearitsrichardiii

Is he the one who's gf had an abortion? I read about him on another sub. He'll probably fail upwards though, shameless white assholes do that


LongTallTexan69

No. He repeatedly raped a 12-year-old girl that he describes as a “young lady “when he was in his “early 20s” Naturally, this makes him more likable by the right wing


bronaghblair

How does that horrible tragedy make ANYONE more likable to ANYBODY, especially politically, in this modern day and age?? 😭


Dinestein521

You are one sick puppy


keajohns

In typical Republican fashion, she’ll spin it in a way that blames someone else.


bangedupfruit

She already is: >> Harmon's attorney George V. Laughrun II said: "Ms. Harmon respects and believes in the criminal justice system. She is looking forward to her daughter’s day in court so that the real truth can be told from individuals who were eyewitnesses to the events."


666-bbb

It was the woke indoctrination by her schools that caused her to act this way. /s


DreadyKruger

I agree but if they hold their kids accountable and don’t make excuses for them , then we can’t call them hypocrites. I came from a religious family , mostly my dad. But my brother was a fuck up and got in trouble. My brother wasn’t raised that way and my dad wouldn’t try to get him out of anything or make excuses. So let’s not wag our finger at Angie yet, she hasn’t been hypocritical about anything as of yet when it comes to this


Wavenian

Yeah something tells me she's not going to be represented by a public defender


Jay_Beckstead

Because she isn’t innocent until proven guilty because politics. Right.


OShaunesssy

You're commenting on it will only encourage future posts on adjacent celebs. Next time you see a post like this, know that you and I are the reason why


[deleted]

I know right I don’t know either of them!


downwarddawg

It’s headline rage bait.


ConkerPrime

Definitely inherited looks from mother. Basically kids being kids in stupid way. Seems she likely had access to easier ways to get drunk. Harmon is a MAGA-head who tries to keep it secret so suspect she knows some people to make it go away.


BuffMaltese

Her Fur Brother is rolling over in his grave.


MD_FunkoMa

This won't look great on her permanent record.


Courwes

Wasn’t her mother just in the news for getting her dog shot by a doordasher?


LongTallTexan69

The mug shot of someone that has never had to deal with their consequences


Djcnote

That’s so funny why did they do something so stupid? Was it a dare? This is so dumb


ErrorCode78

$500 in liquor from the club? So a couple bottles of sky vodka then?


DrLeoChurch

Why should we care about celebrities and their children's personal matters?


chaunceysrevenge

So that we can see how the legal system caters and benefits the rich.


FuckOffReddit77

Don’t be a sore loser


Agreeable-Pick-1489

Angie Harmon is a wingnut. Not on the Gina Carano/Kid Rock level, but she's up there.


jazzmaster4000

Maybe just unfollow the entertainment sub if this isn’t up your alley. It’s all news like this, about entertainers who are celebrities


DrLeoChurch

I was in the news section, thanks.


LongTallTexan69

Because right wing nuts sure like to get into your personal business


ThatsItImOverThis

That’s the face of a brat who knows she’s going to walk away from this with a slap on the wrist.


BabyBlue333333

No bail and no one cares


papaadrock

That white cornerback still getting no respect


Dr__panda

She broken in my heart ❤️


spazz720

This brings back memories…except we didn’t get caught


MarkPluckedABird

Dude, really? This type of s_it happens all the time. A bunch of high school kids breaking into a bar on grad night, big deal.


Low-Abbreviations634

You showed them.


Sorryaboutthat1time

Kid knows she'll nepo into acting or modeling after parents pay restitution and she half asses some community service.


Maddie-Moo

While the schadenfreude is delightful, I will say that she is serving LEWKS in that mugshot.


ji1288

Felony for this is absurd


HeavenlyCreation

6 bottles of booze ..500$😳 not likely


fatboy1776

Very easy. How much is a decent bottle of champagne? A single bottle of a decent whiskey can be more than $500.


matthewrash

I doubt they have a taste for pappy van winkle.


Vendevende

Whiskey can get ridiculous. I mean, who is spending $5,000-$20,000 for a Macallan whatever. It's much cheaper to just fly out to Scotland and drink at the distillery, though I'm guessing you can't sample any 1926 60-year-olds. Quite happy with Johnny Walker Green and Blue. Red when the markets are struggling.


Hiero808

They go by poured value not retail prices.


DarthRathikus

I can fix her ❤️ Edit: (re-checks age in the article). Fix her I shall!!