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FearlesCriss

Trust me bro, the bombing was the most important part of batpony social rights.


Texadar

The south-east bats bomb her because she was trying to get them to pay taxes.


FearlesCriss

Anatolian Kurdish moment


TheySaidGetAnAlt

Mr. Horse wants to know why


Master_of_pierogi

"Our Princess has speech today but she isn’t all that well mentally. So please don’t do weird stuff" "You have my word!" ——— "THERES A BOMB I HAVE BOMB IM GONNA EXPLKDE"


Jack_n_trade

Meanwhile Nightmare Moon in Luna’s head: (I know)


AtyaGoesNuclear

Nightmareists will risk regicide of their own monarch and wonder why no one takes them seriously Plus they arent even real moon worshippers its so joever


ThatsmeEros

You have big red nose make up and a party wig. Some time ago you unironically tried to justify anything slightly related to Nightmare. Reading what you're typing now is too funny because of it. I don't care about regicide, I blame Solarists to validate my edgy character arc.


Fire_Lord_Sozin9

Average conversation between loserists: https://preview.redd.it/vdk1q8a5j60d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61a0fc5e76094030dd4cefd90c4dfca186d2ffa0


Jack_n_trade

Lunatic infighting


AtyaGoesNuclear

> You have big red nose make up and a party wig. Some time ago you unironically tried to justify anything slightly related to Nightmare. Reading what you're typing now is too funny because of it. :3 Never happened, I have always been at war with the nightmareist what are you talking about? I am the most loyal, faith and true soldier of the true night worshipping faith idk what oyu are talking about never nope not seven once


FearlesCriss

> I have always been at war with the nightmareist Unironically worships Nightmare Moon anyway 🤡


AtyaGoesNuclear

whaaa no?


FearlesCriss

Then who was the one who shouted "Long live Nightmare" that night? Don't tell me that it was a changeling infiltrator.


AtyaGoesNuclear

i am quite any reasonable pony will trust the word of a equine-esque race such as the thestral over bugs


GodwynDi

They, rightly, believe her to be an immortal goddess. They didn't consider bombing her an actual risk to the Nightmare.


AtyaGoesNuclear

I mean its complicated but it'd still think blowing up the "Host" one might call it of their goddess is kinda risky


Jack_n_trade

Or they were assured it would work because their goddess told them to plant it there in the first place. I mean it's already known Nightmare Moon was influencing the population of Equestria in preparation for the civil war through dreams and shit. It wouldn't be that crazy for her to go into those of Chiropterran high command and tell the secret crazies to plan for her return in 1007 of all years. Bomb and more. I mean why else would Chiropterra suddenly feel this confident something was going to happen? Especially when they react so dissapointed when 1007 passes with nothing happening.


AtyaGoesNuclear

I mean that's a fair assumption I guess. Though to my knowledge isn't stated as far as I know a bomb just goes off and it isn't stated why though there was a teaser sometime ago of the Equestrians in the mod finding evidence linking it to Chiropterra. Still I kinda think the plan is kinda stupid but that's just me :3


Jack_n_trade

~~Almost like Lunatics are inherently stupid~~


AtyaGoesNuclear

realest of reals


FearlesCriss

https://preview.redd.it/oadebpi0t90d1.jpeg?width=928&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a4b9f9409fff618c5d00768c1b990c8d5944f8f Already confirmed


GodwynDi

If you play Chiropterra the first several of their focuses are the plan for the bomb and civil war in Equestria.


Texadar

Yeah but then you have the issue with how did Nightmare Moon find out that Chiropterra exists. Because it's not like Chiropterra would risk letting Luna into the dreams of high command.


Jack_n_trade

Dream realm probably. With how fanatic Chiropterra is and how the gods do have some kind of influence on the world of EaW I don't think it's that far fetched for Nightmare Moon to notice something - or at least throw some orders to help her along the way. Because 1. it's not Luna 2. What are they going to do? Dream of the sun?


GodwynDi

Your flesh is weak, as is your faith. Do not presume that what is deadly to you could ever be more than a passing inconvenience to Her Majesty the Nightmare.


AtyaGoesNuclear

Keep worshipping your idol, foul Equestrian Heretic.


clownbescary213

Least insane lunarist plot


Vegetable_Morning_97

Chirro diplomacy in nutshell


Migol-16

It's necessary measure for her to meet her true power; trust me bro.


FearlesCriss

"Please moon mommy, can you turn into your evil version and suppress everpony as you like." ☺️☺️☺️☺️


Migol-16

Please 🥺