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wolseyley

I remember reading somewhere that if *all* ice were to melt, average maximum rise would be around 77m. That's still disastrous but I just thought it was worth sharing.


ChaoticTransfer

We can buy extra ice from the aliens.


Ethroptur

Or drop an ice cube into the ocean once a year, thus solving the problem once and for all!


Accomplished_Role977

ONCE AND FOR ALL!


GillianGIGANTOPENIS

ONCE AND FOR ALL!


OShucksImLate

Like daddy puts in his drink every morning. Then he gets mad.


AbuHasheesh

ANUALLY!


Valaki997

Futurama, i assume :D


Yayzeus

Just like daddy does with his drink! Then he gets mad...


Smart_Run8818

Nice, my house would be 230m from the new beach. 🌞😎


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TheMadClawDisease

Is it you Aquaman?


Active-Landscape-47

Beach trip!!!⛱️


JayS87

I also took /u/Smart_Run8818's message as invitation! RemindMe! 100 years


Amckinstry

Yes, with added volume due to ice melt. There is scope for further increase due to thermal expansion but 30m is extreme.


Bocchi_theGlock

Just a ~~dozen inches~~, *cough* I mean 30 *centimeters* - is destroying tons of housing in coastal cities, causing widespread damage that is draining working families financial security. There's a whatsapp group for scientists, journalist, nonprofit leaders & a few activists in Miami called "Miami =/= Atlantis" The point is that the city doesn't have to be totally underwater to be destroyed, and we have to get rid of that visual to take this seriously. A few inches of standing water in a house is terrible when you really appreciate all the mold & bacteria


Clovis_Merovingian

65.8 meters to be precise. That's based on 2.8 million cubic kilometers of ice on the Greenland icesheet, and the Antarctic Ice Sheet contains about 26.5 million cubic kilometers.


MrRonski16

Yeah. If south pole melts then we will have big problems.


Clovis_Merovingian

Whilst Climate Change needs addressing, thankfully modelling suggests that even an increase of +10°c still wouldn't fully melt the icecaps just due to their sheer size and the fact the Earths rotation keeps both respective poles in complete darkness for 6 months of the year. There are also additional natural processes like cloud formation and ocean currents that help regulate temperatures, acting as buffers against extreme warming. That's not to say such warming wouldn't be catastrophic for dozens of other reasons, however the great rising scenario isn't likely nor will it ever be... even pushing to 20°c which would wipe out most life on Earth, probably still isn't enough to completely melt the poles. Edit: for reference, scientists believe that there were ice caps during the Mesozoic era which was 14°c hotter than the global average today.


italiensksalat

People forget that thermal expansion of the sea is a major contributor to sea level rise.


Propagandasteak

[https://www.esa.int/ESA\_Multimedia/Images/2020/09/Causes\_of\_sea-level\_rise](https://www.esa.int/ESA_Multimedia/Images/2020/09/Causes_of_sea-level_rise) 12% others, 43% thermal, 45% ice Would have expected that greenland and antartica would contribute more than just a bit over 50%. when looking at the ice factor.


cptwott

Maybe the 'others' are the freemen with their hidden reserves


narsty

for detail map: https://www.floodmap.net/ ya my town is gone at 77m, my house is ok to 40m though, beach house yay..... until it isn't


nelivas

Lol, when setting flood to 0 meters, half of the Netherlands is still gone haha.


fretkat

Yeah, this map is underestimating our capabilities. I live below sea level in NL, and I’m fine.


hughperman

Average maximum?


wolseyley

There is a physical limit, there is only so much water on earth, but it may increase or decrease at certain times or locations because of the tides, weather, etc,. But yes, maybe I could have worded it better.


Apolloshot

So you’re telling me the film Waterworld wasn’t based on a true story?


hughperman

Aha, understood, thank you, wasn't really sure what that meant.


AZEDemocRep

Well main problem isn't ice melting and sea level rising up, problem is ice itself, those ices play cruicial role in our ecosystem.


giorgio_gabber

Well I think millions of the most densely populated square kilometers disappearing is also a problem


UnsuitableFuture

I dunno, I see one particular city where an ex lives that will end up submerged. Clouds and silver linings.


Evening_Chapter7096

Cyprus tanked that 100m rise like it was nothing


Connection-Flat

The Netherlands did not :(


Thog78

Whoever drew this map didn't know that the Netherlands would just find a way, sea level doesn't mean anything to them!


RIDGOS

They’ll just grow taller


racso96

They are not on the map cuz they just turned their ditches into a dome and are now living under the sea


11mousa

They are below sealevel now. There are Limits to what human can do, and I'd assume that a >100m high wall strong enough to hold back the sea might be just that


yoshie_23

There will always be solutions. The Netherlands will survive!


IactaEstoAlea

Future generations of dutchmen have to ask themselves a simple question, "is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?"


lolicell

'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.'


agent_en_couverture

But the good news is that Belgium just got more coast ! Might have had to let go of Antwerpen and a few other cities though


tfiswrongwithu

Aren't they mostly below sea level? Isn't that why they're called Niederlande like low-land?


sad16yearboy

Norway as well. very steep coasts doing their thing


Muffinlessandangry

I was looking at Norway thinking they've only lost like 5% of their territory around the edges. Then it also occured to me that's the 5% where almost everyone lives.


LucretiusCarus

Same for Crete


FlounderingOtter

Is it just me or does Iceland look bigger than it was as well


-Vermilion-

Tall boi Cyprus


SarcoZQ

Suboptimal


DamianRivellon

Well, we can always build cities underwater. What should we call the first on? Rapture? It'll be beautiful.


threevaluelogic

We can build cities above the water too, in the clouds.


TangledUpInThought

We could name that one after Christopher Columbus!


Commercial_Cow8282

There's always a man, and there's always a lighthouse.


Jodelawifi

Atlantis!


Pure-Bumblebee-6616

Aka Amsterdam with this rise


snafe_

Sounds brilliant. Would you kindly go ahead and start building it


Judazzz

\**chuckles*\* Ik ben in gevaar!


ZugzwangDK

\**chuckles*\* Jeg er i fare!


Judazzz

Oh shit, you guys completely vanished too!


ZugzwangDK

We're going to need to hire some of your engineers to keep the water at bay.


Careless_Set_2512

Det går helt fint her 🇳🇴


Knuifelbear

Flanders will join you 😅


secretqwerty10

don't worry, our dams will always hold 💪💪💪💪


Kate090996

We're gonna live on the bottom of a bowl that gets slightly bigger over time


YoastK

We would take this rise of sea level as an act of aggression and retake Doggerland as retribution


alpinedude

Even after all that Czech Republic still landlocked and Slovakia gets to get a beach?? Really suboptimal


NonsphericalTriangle

Having a beach is simply not Czechia's destiny. But at least we won't have to travel to Croatia any more.


Grauvargen

Denmark is entirely gone. This is good enough.


Apoxie

Why you little...


GrandAdmiralSnackbar

Don't worry, you're buddies of the Dutch. We'll help you stay dry. Can't have Europe without the Danes.


JojanF

A sub would be optimal for you, yes.


kytheon

We need a bigger terp.


JustOneAvailableName

We can just build the dikes above us as well


kajinek

More like submarine, in your case.


onehedgeman

Finally Hungary has a beach again


Fulid

Hungary *is* a beach in this scenario


aprylil

That’s where the map is clearly wrong. First of all the blue patch needs to be a lot smaller as the elevation of Budapest is ca. 102 meters above see level. But most shockingly how there is no sea or at least a lagoon alongside the Danube when it flows further down towards Serbia and the Romania. Hungarian geo nerd out.


Ariadnepyanfar

Budapest will go under every high tide.


onehedgeman

Budapest can be new Amsterdam


florinandrei

> Hungary is a beach in this scenario Surrounded by beach, more like.


DrMadeUP

Slovak dream would become a reality 😁


Khalimdorh

This makes no sense lol :D how does the sea just appear in the middle of hungary? :D i guess they just converted everything below current sea level+100m into blue. Also some of europe is already below sea level but is not covered in water


enigbert

water might flow through the Danube valley


florinandrei

The lowest altitude of the Danube basin near Budapest is 90 meters, so this is plausible. https://en-gb.topographic-map.com/map-ljd57/Danube/ It also means the map is very incomplete. Lots of river valleys would get flooded.


enigbert

the key point is Iron Gates, 65 meters.


atpre

Pannonian Sea?


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How does Hungary get all that water, is there a tunnel between them and the Mediterranean Sea?


trn-

Op think Balaton is a sea


Just-Ad-5972

The bit of hungary where Balaton is isn't even submerged.


growingVine7

These are called the Bucegi Secret Tunnels from Romania. Built by Dacia and hidden from the people by…. Yeah this joke went to far, sorry :))


TiBiDi

All these maps should include a perfectly intact Netherlands. They're going to figure something out


datio1

Might aswell build a 100m seawall while you at it right


Squirtle_from_PT

they could make an anime about this and call it Attack on Water


ElfjeTinkerBell

You know Pandemic, the board game? There is a version where the Dutch fight the water. You lose if you don't have water stones left to flood the next area, you win if you build 4 of our important systems to keep water out.


Rententee

That's actually a mistranslation, the original name is "The Attack Water" 🤓


Gawd4

To keep the kaiju out? 


AustralianSpectre

Didn't you see what happened to the Alaskan seawall last week? I'm telling you the UN should start the Jaeger Program again.


k-groot

I think we'll just transform it into worlds first floating country and be done with this rising water nonsense


Turtvaiz

Right they could then float away and go somewhere else


McGoosse

Hopefully to a place with better weather :')


Waswat

Considering they're Dutch, they'll likely hang out near spain and be obnoxious drunk neighbors. lol Also, they'll have a crazy increase in power generation considering how many households have solar panels in the netherlands.


EqualContact

“That’s it, we’re floating this country to the tropics!”


Away_Cat_7178

While we're at it, we'll float to a place with more sunshine and conduct trade between countries along the way while turning the old Netherlands into New Rotterdam. I like this plan.


tinhorn-oracle

So basically the whole of the Netherlands will become a VOC ship?


Tenocticatl

I vote we become pirates.


3dom

I knew it, [One Piece](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11737520/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_3_tt_8_nm_0_q_one%2520piece) is a documentary movie.


Bhannndoefvh

Again?


CheeseWheels38

>They're going to figure something out Everyone's hanging out at that 332.4 m corner with Belgium.


Lalaluka

The higest point of the Netherlands is actually only like 10 meters away from the three country corner (dutch, belgium, germany). South Limburg will probably be the only area left of the Netherlands. That also puts into perspective how much of germany is missing. I think the top is the harz mountain range which looks like current Schleswig-Holstein but is way way further down


Keanar

For sure. For instance, lower corporate tax rate for mailbox under water


immoreel

But what if we [drianed the oceans](https://what-if.xkcd.com/53/)?


kovado

That is so funny. We’d all be Netherlands in the end!


MrOvd

I have a better idea Let's just drink the ocean away


gallets

Someone call Badland Chugs


Natural-Situation758

As a Swede I consider this a win. Sure my home would be gone, but the problem (Denmark) would be totally gone. Worthwhile tradeoff that I’m willing to sacrifice my hometown for.


Von_Lexau

🇳🇴🤝🇸🇪


UnblurredLines

Scandic mountains keeping us above water.


Delta64

Monkey's Paw 🐒🐾: The Danish refugees all end up in Finland and make an even more unintelligible new Finnish-Danish language that is 9001% more unbearable to hear by Norwegian and Swedish speakers. [;} 🃏🖖](https://youtu.be/s-mOy8VUEBk?feature=shared)


Lorrdy99

Wouldn't that mean more Danes in Sweden too?


mayhemtime

I think the Danes would rather drown than live in Sw*den


E_VanHelgen

Censoring the word Sweden unnecessarily was a brilliant move.


ElrecoaI19

Mods, ban them, they used the S word uncensored


Snow_Mexican1

Mods, send him to Sw\*den


DaDocDuck

Yeah screw Brazil, he's going to the S land


Flatscreengamer14

It's not unnecessary, it's a slur


giflarrrrr

I think most danes would prefer Norway


Annon91

As would most swedes, but if we can't have her neither can you.


Eorel

soap opera ass nations 💀


vRobyn

Truly first world problems up here.


_Anal_Juices_

Will you guys at least learn norwegian? Please? Ive had two danish doctors and had to bring a translator every time i went to them 😭 Edit: also bring beer!!


Scriboergosum

I mean, after forcing Norwegians to speak Danish for hundreds of years, seems the least we could do is speak Norwegian if you let us stay at your place after the flood comes. And beer is all we'll be packing, don't worry!


Ok-Airport507

Why would Danes want to live in Sweden! They’re a bunch of idiots in Sweden.


PowerOfUnoriginality

Hey now, not every swede is stupid. Like, you've got the swede that invented the solar-powered flashlight!


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blkpingu

Nordic rivalries are so cute


Squirtle_from_PT

and there are Balkan rivalries, which are the opposite


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Balkan rivalries are serious blood feuds.


biaich

Sweden and Denmark has fought more wars than any other combination of countries in the worlds history. The trick is just to stick a giant sea in the middle so the rising sea levels might very well help with that.


Platinum1211

Is it like siblings? Like... They can fuck with each other but God forbid someone else does... You're fucking done.


Atalant

Technically Denmark wouldn't be fully gone, 98 % would, but Møn would stil be there and a few other places.


kam1802

Least anti-Danish Swede.


M4mb0

Technically, underwater Denmark would become part of Sweden's exclusive economic zone.


Ponsdorf

This scenario summarizes the feelings of many Finns as well, as Turku (Skåne of Finland) would be gone.


Erik7494

Just got to build a massive dam between Scotland and Norway and close off the English Channel and the Strait of Gibraltar.


kawag

Or we make a giant sponge 🧽


brioul

Just unclog the drain


LvS

You're joking but that joke has so much thought put into it that it's apparently [worth a Wikipedia page](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_European_Enclosure_Dam).


Truzmandz

That dam could give enough power to all of europe, but good luck creating it


Dolphin_69420

Just leaving Ireland to drown 💀


active-tumourtroll1

The British way 👍.


mrH4ndzum

croatia unbothered, gets more coastline


Ingolin

As a Norwegian, kinda unbothered too.


Ishana92

Bosnia also profits


Stablebrew

Slovenia still looking for more coastline larger than a stone throw


carlton_thebug

My house is for sale 😎 in Denmark.


otakushinjikun

SELL THE HOUSE TO WHO BEN????


active-tumourtroll1

FUCKING AQUAMAN?!?!


Gregib

Hello, I’m from Denmark… Where?


kollma

Well, I'm not sure if we are prepared to have the Dutch people here all year round (and not only in touristic areas in winter and summer).


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Versaill

Crimea problem solved itself.


VigorousElk

As we like to say in German: *Wenn Holland nicht wär'* *Läg' Aachen am Meer*


TheLimburgian

It's still not on the coast on this map though as a good part of the neighbouring Dutch region of South Limburg would survive this.


Wild-Ad365

Lol the only way Scotland will get independence, by England drowning.


Badger_1066

Tis but a scratch.


ukflagmusttakeover

Yeah just after all the Englishmen move up to Scotland.


Demostravius4

We can rename it England 2.


ShinyHead0

The whole central belt would be under water. Like most of the population of Scotland would be under water. There’d be millions moving to the highlands living in tents. It’s kinda funny to think about Luckily I already live in a hilly area of Scotland


Stoepboer

No worries, we will just koloniseer the sea 💪🏻


mclegrand

Can you rise it a bit more ? There is still a bit of England left


yesnononoyes15

I’m willing to die if it means the French will lose more land


LogicalGrand1678

Amen


BestagonIsHexagon

\*Happy Bretons noises\*


borgi27

Okay someone pls explain where all that water would come from in hungary? I know there’s a river but it’s a little extreme Edit: typo


Matsisuu

If the river don't go above 100m from current sea level, 100m rise of sea level would turn the flow of rivers to inland, and flood areas in there. If it goes above 100m, this wouldn't happen. Edit: And any valley or land areas that are below that 100m could also turn to seas or rivers.


UnblurredLines

River flows downward due to gravity. If end of river is suddenly above source of river then river flow back and make big lake.


Beautiful-Storm5654

Look...hard brexit!


Meris25

The UK won't just rebuild a navy, they'll become it


backelie

Moist brexit.


notmyfirstrodeo2

Only way Latvia is getting a small Island is becoming a one.


SoftwareSource

Croatian coast dont give a fuck.


Ishana92

Croatia gets another coast? How does sea get into the Panonian sea though?


AmelKralj

if sea level rises, rivers will start flowing inwards instead of outwards and flooding the pannonian plane with water


darksugarfairy

Pannonian sea is back (sorry for y'all who live there, but I'd live on the coast, so yayyy)


ancorcaioch

Bye Denmark, nice knowing you🫡


Fusi0nking

There is a reason why we are so tall.


God-Among-Men-

We figured out the answer to the crimea situation


Pernajuel

The Caspian sea would finally be part of the world ocean


Sad-Blueberry-7440

The return of the brexit


Apart-Mushroom1483

oh my god ESTONIA!!!!


idlem4n

Malta no more :(


imbored19071

at least nobody will be fighting over crimea anymore


Yeaaaaaahh

Get Russia out of Ukraine by flooding the world, nice.


Mokzen

Well, guess me and my fellow Danes will have to move. Got space, Norwegian brothers?


PolemicFox

Its why we keep Greenland around


OtterDimension

The real British islandS


Slimfictiv

Crimeea is fucked either way...


Darksoldierr

As a hungarian, i support this.


Sabbathius

I recently found out that UK was actually connected to the rest of Europe by a land bridge, until as recently as 6,000 BCE. That's completely wild to me for some reason.