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NotAnUndercoverTeach

I'm glad it's still awkward when you run a country


ImpressiveBeyond8038

Awkward is his standard state of existence.


Dry-Sympathy-3451

Bro being human is so weird ….right?


brukost

Pretty much. You're not really living until you just embrace it and stop caring about it too much. Edit: misread your comment xd


ShitPostQuokkaRome

I know a way to make happy birthday more awkward. You can see how it's done in this relatively unknown TV series of a bald man selling blue coloured "sugar" cubes


Abel_V

Didn't even sing it in German smh


Neutronium57

#ZUM GEBURTSTAG VIEL GLÜCK


CRMacNamara

Hey, that’s rude.


Qunlap

#ZUM GEBURTSTAG VIEL GLÜCK


licheese

Stop please 🥺


TheCubicJedi

#ZUM GEBURTSTAG ALLES GUTE


klausness

^Zum ^Geburtstag ^lieber ^Olaf…


GLOBEQ

Don't insult my mother


Miiirx

SCHMETTERLINGEN!!!


Purple10tacle

[Ich bin ein fucking Schmetterling](https://youtu.be/-RQFHqnIfTc) Flatter, flatter, flapp, flapp Deine Probleme sind nicht meine Probleme


-riddickulus-

Whahahaha KRANKENWAGEN!!!


evilbunnyofdoom

gesuntheit


DrSOGU

#Häppi Börsdäi to juuuuu...


evilbunnyofdoom

that was proper drunk Finnish rally English tho


VulcanHullo

Tbf my German family sing it all in English except its "lieber X" not "dear X".


langdonolga

The real deal is first 'happy birthday's, then 'Zum Geburtstag viel Glück' in the same melody - and ideally 'wie schön dass Du geboren bist' right after


VulcanHullo

Skip "Zum Geburtstag" and go straight to all the youngsters (wife and I JUST still included) chanting "Wie schön dass Du gebornen bist" whilst clapping and shouting as loud as possible.


StrangerAttractor

"Wenn ich nicht geboren waere haettet ihr gar nicht gewusst dass ich existieren koennte. Ihr haettet mich gar nicht vermissen koennen!"


Upstairs-Extension-9

Dreimal hoch!


BGP_001

Happy Birzday to yoooo, happy Birzday to yoooo. Please stop wiz zie hip hop hooray now.


Major_Boot2778

Singing it in German is simply singing it in English with an accent: Häppy bürßday tu ju The only time you hear "zum Geburtstag viel Glück" sung is when some unlucky asshole's family tells the wait staff at the Asia buffet that there's a birthday lol


11160704

Today is the birthday of Olaf Scholz, Donald Trump and Alois Alzheimer. No joke.


ElSupaToto

Alois who???


StrangerAttractor

[alois on danse](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pKrVB5f2W0)


Stuweb

I can't remember sorry


IMakeStuffUppp

Alois deez nuttzz


pam_the_dude

It's also the birthday of my cousin and a random person I've found on Facebook with the exact same name as me, living on the other side of the world. Today is wild.


Imaginary_Barracuda

also mine... but my coworkers didn't even bother to send me birthday text :( well, at least I'm here listening to world leaders congratulating someone else on this day.


11160704

Happy Birthday! And all the best wishes from Germany :)


Imaginary_Barracuda

thank you 😅


Sea_Web187

Donald who?


Topinio

And Scholz is 66, and 12 years younger than Trump.


fnsjlkfas241

>"It's tradition in the Biden family you've got to sing Happy Birthday on the birthday" Interesting, what a unique family tradition


Stuweb

Must be one of his quirky Irish traditions with him being a full blooded Irishman and all.


CROguys

Some ancient druid incantation, I reckon.


Der_genealogist

Those.... Catholics...!!!


DRAGONMASTER-

Joke located, and eliminated. Take that, joke.


Vagabond_Octopus

Lots of people in this thread gettin' wooshed by a joke from an old man


wild_man_wizard

It's hard to get jokes when you're very invested in not getting them.


Dry-Sympathy-3451

Brilliant 😂 They are just as cringe as my family


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Dry-Sympathy-3451

Says the 12day old account 😂😂


dat_9600gt_user

Always fun to see some more casual moments in diplomacy


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Fuck these evil bastards


Hanz_Boomer

But they are just as you and me! How dare you!


[deleted]

🙄🤣 you are a member of the ruling class?


Hanz_Boomer

Nothing like that - I'm a human :)


[deleted]

They aren’t. They are evil scum.


Anaurus

You'd be surprised how many of us would become so with so much power.


[deleted]

How does that help the shitty situation we are all in with these dumb old fucks in charge?


Hanz_Boomer

Old? That's just Biden and the other one was the Pope he met today, not a politician.


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🙄is that thing in charge?


Upstairs-Extension-9

So if you think that you could do a better job why don’t you run for president? Most hated job on the planet is a politician but at least all these people here have been democratically elected by the people. Be the change you wish to see in the world.


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🤣this is the most publicly educated in the USA comment I have read today.


a-mf-german

I think this is cute


Yip-Yapupa

It is endearing, it does break the immersion of them being "world leaders" only in the eyes of some, and also just that the song is almost universal, even though some people copyrighted it


tetraourogallus

It's horrific! It comforts me to know that they suck the blood out of newborn babies together in satanic rituals at the bilderberg meetings when cameras are not on.


Friendly-Car2386

Nice of Biden to remind Scholz of his birthday. Scholz would probably forgotten it otherwise.


meta_phetamin

Sleepy Olaf


IWillDevourYourToes

Biden remembered it because it's Donald Trump's birthday too, and he secretly loves him and plans children with him Biden and Trump are in a relationship.


No_Outcome8059

I am concerned about how much you have thought about this.


HotSauce2910

I for one hope there’s more lore to this


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Sung in a different key for each G7 member.


3BouSs

If they were sincere, they would have invited Erdogan to the summit, he could have made some icecream acrobatics to cheer Olaf. I would bet Biden would have the time of his life.


11160704

Erdoğan was indeed invited to the summit today. Also Modi, Lula, Milei and the pope


Retsae_Gge

Did they accept ?


11160704

Yes they did, they were all there. (probably just to congratualte Scholz)


EugeneTurtle

How kind of them. Did the pope bless Scholz?


11160704

Scholz did say in an interview that the pope congratulated him on his birthday.


VulcanHullo

The G7 posed many challenges to unity between the partners. Perhaps the greatest challenge was to find a unified tune to sing in.


Flashy-Mcfoxtrot

What a unique tradition in the Biden household, lol.


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HotSauce2910

Tbf he didn’t put much of joking tone on it


pushaper

is this what Joe rogan is talking about when he brings up the deep state standing around chanting at secret meetings?


wOOxsystem

this is what world needs more. just simple things. love and respect. you can like or dislike political leaders but I do always like these simple "down to earth" interactions on highest political level :)


IamHumanAndINeed

That's bullying ... lmao


HanDjole998

This has the same energy of a dying AAA battery


mr_dexter_x

Spajki wasn't there...


BGP_001

Take 'em out and put them back in the opposite slots, that would always get another term or so out of them


Gaijin_Monster

Way better than an awkward unwanted shoulder rub


malteaserhead

I have heard of that tradition too!!!


spectralcolors12

I really hope we are all getting along in ten years. Fuck the far right 


L4ppuz

The far right was right there in the center of the video, smiling to the camera in her white dress


spectralcolors12

She’s unique because while she may be far right, she’s also pro EU/NATO/Ukraine. Most far right figures don’t fit that profile


ailof-daun

Sorry to say but the odds are stacked against Biden


SoberGameAddict

That's a copy right violation


jimmy_the_angel

False. The song "Happy Birthday to You" is in the public domain in the United States and the European Union.


BGP_001

Thanks Dwight.


fckingmiracles

Since 2015.


Dunge

Honestly good initiative by Biden, makes them look humans


CollapsingTheWave

How old?


11160704

66


CollapsingTheWave

They sure like their numbers and synchronicities 🤔


eurocomments247

That's nice! He looks real happy too. Nice to see in our world leaders. Meanwhile in Russia or China, another general or minister was executed for not towing the line.


skillknight

Olaf forgot it was his birthday


TotallyInOverMyHead

pretty sure his birthday was everything but happy. Stressfull comes to mind. Depressing may be another word. And trembling because one is about to be out of a job also comes to mind. Not to mention the dread one must feel when once again the 'comrades' are pushing you to apply for the job of chancellor, when you knwo you don't even have a fighting chance and humiliation is the only option on the horizon.


11160704

He is in a nice resort in Italy and not in the snake pit of his coalition in Berlin at least.


HaraldWurlitzer

Happy Birthday, Mr. Magoo!


TonReflet

Le vieux sénile a plus de charisme que les jeunes singes réunis autour


Wolkenbaer

Lol, automatic subs: ....dear old love....(instead Olaf)


Kirito689

Meanwhile in his mind "how does everyone know the secret Happy Birthday song from Biden family"


Tay_Tay86

That's my president 💙


lawrotzr

In the end, we all know how much Germans like to party.


pam_the_dude

[Of course we do](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVoQ6Lx-YIs)


Head_Boysenberry_245

Cute


WorldEcho

Happy Birthday Mr Scholz!


Round-Purpose-6145

Scholz looks like Popeye without the spinach.


Minimum-Excuse-4433

Maiku vam pedersku jbm


Bold_Refusal

Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! I hope for the sake of your country you retire! Happy birthday to you!


KasreynGyre

Surprised Olaf remembered when his birthday is. He seems so forgetful of other things.


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Vagabond_Octopus

Eh, it was pretty obviously just a dumb joke. Classic old man stuff


Dishwasherbum

Europeans are so uptight! Chill out a little, it’s not that deep 😂


The-Great--Cornholio

Cringe af


veleso91

Ah that's some high grade cringe.


johannsebastiankrach

Look at those millionaires trying to act like normal people. You can almost feel the emotion !


9oRo

Yeah, because as we all know, millionaires are not humans and have no emotions /s


tesfabpel

it depends... some are reptilians /s


Astrospal

Millionnaires don't have emotions and can't sing happy birthday ?


PaddiM8

You just sound like you're in some political cult when you say things like this


hairyturkishfinn

Oh haha look they're so human like just like us! JUST LIKE US!!!


riche_god

It’s really true that the elderly revert back to a kid state eventually.


philhaha

ewww


khaerns1

They are repulsive even when doing a totally fine normal festive gesture. Incredible.


Horzzo

Least awkward Biden moment.


P33ba

Shortly after they did a circle jerk around what a great job they did with this song.


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Evil scum.


Kind-Valuable-5516

All israel bitches, pigs.


simke4

Bunch of lying thief cunts all in the same place


OusammaBenLePen

Everybody in the video seem simping for Joe....


CGP05

Not for Olaf?


OusammaBenLePen

In France we do say "faire valoir", Olaf could have been any other person while Mr Biden was the one to call for a "Biden's family tradition happy birthday song"


truRomanbread_91

It’s cute while they support genocide


ElectricalAppeal238

Dystopian shit


MercantileReptile

If "happy birthday" is dystopian to you, life must be one blissed out fever dream otherwise.


ElectricalAppeal238

Nope it’s just dystopian to see a group of western leaders sing happy birthday while simultaneously so many problems are occurring in the world which is somewhat related to western expansionism, imperialism, and neocolonialism 😁


MercantileReptile

By that logic I may never enjoy a doughnut because heart disease is a thing.


ElectricalAppeal238

Nice to see you dumbing down my argument of human suffering to something like eating a doughnut. Well done scholar


Osoa_

Your argument is not very good unfortunately


Billiusboikus

Nice to see you dumbing down all the actions of the west to being entirely some stereotypical negative despite the fact the west has bought clean drinking water, vaccines, education to the entire world free of charge. Meanwhile the rise of the west has led to the most peaceful period in all of human history. Oh and everyone wants to come here and have a bite of the pie.....No one is rushing anywhere else are they? Well done scholar, if 16 year old first year philosophy studies can be called scholarly.


Astrospal

Oh no, they took 15min out of their day to celebrate a birthday. World is doomed now, they could have used that time to solve climate change.


scoff-law

> 15min 24 seconds, more like


Astrospal

I don't know, maybe they had a slice of cake


Blyd

Which makes the nice moments, even little ones like this far more valuable.


geopencil

Fuck off tankie!


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Mylarion

Cease, goofy.


buhdeuce05

Dude chill this isnt what the post is about.


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Artistic_Passage_737

Get the fuck out of here bot


RemusVulpes

Hello there russian spy heres something for your ears: russia doesnt exist, russia is a collonial state


pachaconjet

Is this the most dysfunctional G7/G8 leaders bunch ever or just my impression?


11160704

Have you forgotten Donald Trump already? Who liked to tear apart the final resultion on his way back from the summit.


pachaconjet

Do you not know what a “bunch” is?


11160704

Any bunch that includes Donald Trump is by default mote dysfunctional.


pachaconjet

Then that would make HIM the dysfunctional, not the bunch. Aber egal, die deutsche sind immer richtig, oder?


11160704

ja


-V0lD

I, too, miss Merkel and Obama, but both could've had way worse replacements Besides, Macron is still their to carry the whole group


Tales_Steel

obamas replacement was really bad but atleast it was only for 4 years (until now)