actually I think u misunderstood my joke; I was implying worse 😅 I think u thought I meant babies weren’t kosher, but I was actually referencing the blood libel stereotype lmfao. your interpretation is much more positive tho which is good
I simply don't understand things! and I don't know much about Jews! all I care about is eating scrumptious babies!!!!!
what is the blood libel stereotype 👀
people BELIEVE THAT? that's even worse than people believing Christian Eucharist is cannibalism "the blood and body of Christ"
that's so silly and I absolutely will reference it in lighthearted jest from now on
well they used to. I doubt they do anymore (except for maybe some particularly idiotic bigots)
Also if you’re not Jewish you probably shouldn’t reference it b/c people will think you’re being antisemitic. I know you’re well-meaning but other people might not
It’s new, and a refreshing opportunity for a lot of scholars of Palestinian history and Israeli crimes against humanity to let their hair down and joke around about topics that are too heavy to laugh about on broadcast news. I’m not doing it Justice, but I highly recommend it.
yeah maybe! To be fair, though, I only mentioned the things about me that are common in autistic people. I’m actually gonna get an evaluation in a few months! :)
is it normal if i think i am not autistic (i am diagnosed) and i just have all of the symptoms but not the actual disorder, impostor syndrome is hitting hard lately :|
same thing happens with my adhd (also diagnosed)
It happens, and its unfortunately pretty common. I have a lot of imposter syndrome because I am high masking, and until my adult life I never felt like I was allowed to take care of my mental health.
Reminders like my sensory issues, and constantly forgetting what I am doing remind me that I do in fact have AuDHD
It's very normal.
I don't know if this is helpful, but autism is defined by its traits, not by some common cause, so if you have enough autistic traits, you are autistic by definition.
ONE OF US!!!!!!!! ONE OF US!!!!!!!! ONE OF US!!!!!!!! ONE OF US!!!!!!!! ONE OF US!!!!!!!! ONE OF US!!!!!!!! ONE OF US!!!!!!!! ONE OF US!!!!!!!! ONE OF US!!!!!!!! ONE OF US!!!!!!!! ONE OF US!!!!!!!! ONE OF US!!!!!!!! ONE OF US!!!!!!!! ONE OF US!!!!!!!! ONE OF US!!!!!!!!
Welcome, comrade! Honestly, I feel like once people get to the point where they’re wondering if they’re autistic - chances are they’re autistic!
Edit: also just asking: are you me? You sound like me.
I didn't even bother reading all of the things you said about yourself cause the tism was so strong it smacked me in the face /hj
Either way, self diagnosis is valid here last I checked. Someone else says it not, they're very classist. Oh and if you weren't specifically saying you are self diagnosed, *POOF* I am peer diagnosing you now. Welcome to the club, enjoy the memes
Yes, this place is mainly for autism but we accept other neurodivergents in general, in fact, there are some NT's here, but of course they are under high vigilance in case they rebel and are fully loyal to autism
Hello! I am doctor dog. I certify you as smelling like a dog, which confirms your dx of what the humans call autism, but is actually just that fact that - well, we're dogs.
Hope that's not a shock yet it probably makes perfect sense given - you know. The stuff we do.
Doctor dog signing out ooWWoooooo
Are you me? Goddammit, I'm not diagnosed either (yet) but you described me in your list there... Brother/sister from another mum? Ahaha
Anyways, for me you're more than welcome!
Thanks, he's my baby when he was a tiny bitty kitten, now he's massive but still a baby :3
https://preview.redd.it/tw8snkpjur5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9eb5ed97b398a0877a527a2852925edfa640efd6
He's the one in the back. In the front we have a void spawn. Praise the single braincell!
I'm sorry, I'm not very good at working out what pictures of things are. I see the kitten (ooh, good job me!) but what the fuck does the fluff belong to at the front? Context required pls
Ahahahah it's fine, there are two kitties, a black one and a tabby one!
https://preview.redd.it/n47i7hpcpz5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19d1261feedaabdc5533942a0ddf4ffb299020a6
Maybe this one is better :) I also have a white and gray menace
This is the menace :)
https://preview.redd.it/xwrj4i68tz5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=429cd281d50cb1c1d1ac2838b91f0390da6c6744
With the tabby cat! He has a dress because he had a bit of dermatitis, now he's ok!
The fact that I read this enthusiastically and genuinely interested in each word and bullet point BC I appreciate the structure as well as you sharing your perspective, tells me that you will fit in just fine here 🤣
Reading that I was like 'yeah that's most of us here, welcome!'
My mind looking for tiny shortcuts and efficiencies drove me crazy when I was younger. It was so bad.... A couple seconds saved on a weekly task was VERY IMPORTANT TO ME.
When I become supreme overlord, the world will be very efficient -- or they will be eliminated.
Anyway, happy Monday!
https://preview.redd.it/m4rkt2m66s5d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fe50796f6449dd770dcbb1e49e45ff2bd11d0d1
This poster irritates me so badly because no matter how much I look at it, it doesn’t seem to be organized in any way. It’s not alphabetical or chronological. It doesn’t even seem to be sorted by the type of science!
That's some respectable autism you got there... Not sure if you're evil enough though. How many babies do you eat every month?
well I’m jewish so that should answer the question /s (the /s is on the eating babies part. I am actually jewish)
jewish people can't even eat baby meat? I'm so sorry /s (I mean /s about the Jews. I'm not sorry you can't eat babies)
it’s so sad 😔
can't believe they would infringe on babies' right to consensually be eaten. it's a victimless exchange!
actually I think u misunderstood my joke; I was implying worse 😅 I think u thought I meant babies weren’t kosher, but I was actually referencing the blood libel stereotype lmfao. your interpretation is much more positive tho which is good
I simply don't understand things! and I don't know much about Jews! all I care about is eating scrumptious babies!!!!! what is the blood libel stereotype 👀
Ancient myth regarding Jews and gaining power from consumption of Christian blood.
What? I thought communists were the ones eating babies.
hell yeah! drink up! I can think of a few Christians my Evil Autism would like to bleed dry teehee xd
myth about Jews eating Christian babies’ blood as part of rituals lmfao it’s so ridiculous that people actually believe it
people BELIEVE THAT? that's even worse than people believing Christian Eucharist is cannibalism "the blood and body of Christ" that's so silly and I absolutely will reference it in lighthearted jest from now on
well they used to. I doubt they do anymore (except for maybe some particularly idiotic bigots) Also if you’re not Jewish you probably shouldn’t reference it b/c people will think you’re being antisemitic. I know you’re well-meaning but other people might not
Wow! You must have so much free time! And hungry! 😂
I snorted lol Jokes like that make me wonder if you listen to Jewish comedian Matt Lieb’s podcast Bad Hasbara?
ooh no! What’s it about?
It’s new, and a refreshing opportunity for a lot of scholars of Palestinian history and Israeli crimes against humanity to let their hair down and joke around about topics that are too heavy to laugh about on broadcast news. I’m not doing it Justice, but I highly recommend it.
So long as you're evil and you support the Evil Autism Agenda™, you're more than welcome
def support the agenda. (what is it tho? teaching cats how to commit crimes?)
Lots of stuff like that but the end goal is world domination and ND supremacy
we can achieve those by teaching cats how to commit crimes!! (they can help us)
Yes! Let's get a team on that right away!
you are truly one of us.
Yes If anyone says you're not, refer them to me https://i.redd.it/je3f0tql0m5d1.gif
thanks dude <3
Of course you are welcome here! Honestly it sounds like you tick a lot of the boxes for autism.
yeah maybe! To be fair, though, I only mentioned the things about me that are common in autistic people. I’m actually gonna get an evaluation in a few months! :)
Either way you're neurodivergent and this is the accepting ND subreddit. Welcome!
is it normal if i think i am not autistic (i am diagnosed) and i just have all of the symptoms but not the actual disorder, impostor syndrome is hitting hard lately :| same thing happens with my adhd (also diagnosed)
Your username is the chemical formula for capsaicin. If that’s not neurospicy, then idk what is.
Heh, neuroSPICY
It happens, and its unfortunately pretty common. I have a lot of imposter syndrome because I am high masking, and until my adult life I never felt like I was allowed to take care of my mental health. Reminders like my sensory issues, and constantly forgetting what I am doing remind me that I do in fact have AuDHD
It's very normal. I don't know if this is helpful, but autism is defined by its traits, not by some common cause, so if you have enough autistic traits, you are autistic by definition.
you're way ahead of me!
You're welcome to join whether or not you have autism my friend!! I know we have a lot of fellow Evil ADHD peeps here too.
yippee 🤠
ONE OF US!!!!!!!! ONE OF US!!!!!!!! ONE OF US!!!!!!!! ONE OF US!!!!!!!! ONE OF US!!!!!!!! ONE OF US!!!!!!!! ONE OF US!!!!!!!! ONE OF US!!!!!!!! ONE OF US!!!!!!!! ONE OF US!!!!!!!! ONE OF US!!!!!!!! ONE OF US!!!!!!!! ONE OF US!!!!!!!! ONE OF US!!!!!!!! ONE OF US!!!!!!!!
WAHOO
the main goal of this place is to encourage the subversion of allistic expectations, and enjoy doing so. this place is the Id's best friend.
yayy that’s what I like to hear <3
As long as you don't tell the neurotypicals our plans to overthrow them
I can tell them. Nobody listens to me anyway /hj
sorry that’s a kind of depressing response
There’s a lot of self deprecation here, you’re right at home :)
No that's pretty on brand for this place, welcome aboard you'll fit right in
NO /s
aw dangit :( /s
how dare you! I'll see you in the ring. biting is allowed.
why do they call it a ring when it a square /gen
looked it up. Apparently, originally, boxing matches were held in circles roughly drawn on the ground!
thank you for answering the question everyone wanted to know the answer to but no one wanted to look up 😅
you are so fucking autistic (compliment)
aw tysm 💕(or should I say tism?) (sorry)
do not be sorry. that was peak comedy.
YEAH YOU FUCKIN ARE GET IN HERE YOU
You, uh... You might be autistic. Get tested!
I’m going to in a couple months! :)
Get tested as soon as you can! You can find another place that may be able to fit you in sooner. Always good to get a second opinion, in any case.
yes, as I said, I’m going to! The wait list is just long. I have an appointment and everything though
Welcome, comrade! Honestly, I feel like once people get to the point where they’re wondering if they’re autistic - chances are they’re autistic! Edit: also just asking: are you me? You sound like me.
I don’t think I’m you.. but u never know
Yeah yeah whatever just bring the sacrifice to the weekly meeting and we're cool
i am the same as you, diagnosed w adhd and ocd. i welcomed myself here because this sub is evil 😁
yayyy comrade found
I didn't even bother reading all of the things you said about yourself cause the tism was so strong it smacked me in the face /hj Either way, self diagnosis is valid here last I checked. Someone else says it not, they're very classist. Oh and if you weren't specifically saying you are self diagnosed, *POOF* I am peer diagnosing you now. Welcome to the club, enjoy the memes
HAHAHAH well I self-diagnose myself as maybe/probably-autistic. Or as autism-adjacent :D
You should also join r/eviladhd - which is almost dead so this sub is 100x better - but we need all the recruits we can get for the imminent invasion.
ok i’ll join it but i still am loyal to this sub
As you should be :)
Nobody is welcome here because we are evil and unwelcoming
perfect
Loving cats is not unrelated. All cats are autistic!
FR
Depends what is your opinion on autism speaks?
I FUCKING HATE THEM!!1!!!
Congratulations you have been accepted as part of the community
Yes, this place is mainly for autism but we accept other neurodivergents in general, in fact, there are some NT's here, but of course they are under high vigilance in case they rebel and are fully loyal to autism
Yes!! Down with the arbitrary rules!! 🤪 But naaah, in all seriousness- of course you are welcome! 😁
No, you’re not.
/s
it sounds like this: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CLOSE ENOUGH
Hello! I am doctor dog. I certify you as smelling like a dog, which confirms your dx of what the humans call autism, but is actually just that fact that - well, we're dogs. Hope that's not a shock yet it probably makes perfect sense given - you know. The stuff we do. Doctor dog signing out ooWWoooooo
Of course! Welcome!
You're autistic
the thing about not wanting to make the other colours sad… oh my god it’s me! guys it’s me!
:D
Are you me? Goddammit, I'm not diagnosed either (yet) but you described me in your list there... Brother/sister from another mum? Ahaha Anyways, for me you're more than welcome!
maybe!! And omg the cat in your pfp is so adorable
Thanks, he's my baby when he was a tiny bitty kitten, now he's massive but still a baby :3 https://preview.redd.it/tw8snkpjur5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9eb5ed97b398a0877a527a2852925edfa640efd6 He's the one in the back. In the front we have a void spawn. Praise the single braincell!
I'm sorry, I'm not very good at working out what pictures of things are. I see the kitten (ooh, good job me!) but what the fuck does the fluff belong to at the front? Context required pls
Ahahahah it's fine, there are two kitties, a black one and a tabby one! https://preview.redd.it/n47i7hpcpz5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19d1261feedaabdc5533942a0ddf4ffb299020a6 Maybe this one is better :) I also have a white and gray menace
Ah yes, there we go. Is the white and grey menace the thing they're asleep on? Ah, jk, I can tell it's not a cat, (it's not a cat, is it?...🤔) hehehe
This is the menace :) https://preview.redd.it/xwrj4i68tz5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=429cd281d50cb1c1d1ac2838b91f0390da6c6744 With the tabby cat! He has a dress because he had a bit of dermatitis, now he's ok!
The fact that I read this enthusiastically and genuinely interested in each word and bullet point BC I appreciate the structure as well as you sharing your perspective, tells me that you will fit in just fine here 🤣 Reading that I was like 'yeah that's most of us here, welcome!'
aww this genuinely makes me so happy 😁
My mind looking for tiny shortcuts and efficiencies drove me crazy when I was younger. It was so bad.... A couple seconds saved on a weekly task was VERY IMPORTANT TO ME. When I become supreme overlord, the world will be very efficient -- or they will be eliminated. Anyway, happy Monday!
https://preview.redd.it/m4rkt2m66s5d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fe50796f6449dd770dcbb1e49e45ff2bd11d0d1 This poster irritates me so badly because no matter how much I look at it, it doesn’t seem to be organized in any way. It’s not alphabetical or chronological. It doesn’t even seem to be sorted by the type of science!
You're only welcome if you set your flair to "I really am quite Jewish" /s