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PriceUnpaid

The colors are a bit distorted but I think numbers 6-7 is best. A banana past that starts to get too mushy and it starts to remind me of alcohol? And I am not a fan of that part.


Septopuss7

I'm eight years sober and I've taken ripe bananas I've frozen and put them in a smoothie and it legit tasted/smelled like I had put dark rum in that bish, I about flipped because I only smelled it as I started chugging it. The boozy smell was overpowering lol


VeriVeronika

Congrats on sobriety!


PriceUnpaid

Hey good job with 8 years! Personally I am life-long sober, and partially because common alcohol types smell/taste foul to me. I feel like I need to be so quick fruit all the damn time...


AcanthocephalaLimp27

Im 19 years sober ;)


Ball-of-Yarn

The bananas probably were a little fermented at that point so It makes sense


SheDrinksScotch

Fun fact: a lot of common fruits and fruit juices are slightly fermented and, therefore, slightly alcoholic, especially OJ.


SheDrinksScotch

For whichever ignorant soul downvoted this: https://www.tastingtable.com/1038120/the-scientific-reason-some-fruit-juices-contain-alcohol/ Peer reviewed study is linked in there for those interested.


UnchieZ

you can even see proof of this!! If you buy prepacked fruit and leave it in the fridge for too long there'll be bubbles in the liquid and it'll taste fizzy hehe (e.g. cantaloupe/pineapple/fruit mixes with no holes in the package)


penneroyal_tea

I recently popped an entire strawberry into my mouth. Was feeling brave. Tasted like vodka 🤢


AutisticPenguin2

Totally with you on 6-7. If they get too ripe the texture is Wrong(tm).


NotKerisVeturia

I’ve never run into an alcohol smell with bananas, but I have noticed it with overripe pears.


PriceUnpaid

Mainly referring to taste in bananas with colors 11 and beyond. But that might actually just be that the actual alcohol % starts to rise, but I am not super confident in this statement.


autism_and_lemonade

it’s true, there’s a million different alcohols created as some fruits ripen, or rather, not ripen fruits that really ripen are converting starch to sugar and decay is when sugar will become alcohols


Cat-Got-Your-DM

Fully agree with that assessment


fifty-year-egg

9 is perfect, 7-11 are edible. They're often greener than 1 in the supermarket. Then I don't buy them, because I'd hate to wait for days until they're ripe.


TheAlmightyNexus

9 is perfect, exactly! We have the same thoughts


TheGermanPanzerClock

12-15 make for some amazing icecream, just mash them up, mix with cream and put them in the freezer. If they are that ripe, they will have tons of sugar in them, making them perfect for Icecream


Justice_Prince

I've always found that the window of edibleness is smaller when you buy them too green. They take a long time to get ripe enough to eat, and then after that they start to over ripen really fast. Never been able to convince my parents of this though.


Southern-Rutabaga-82

I get a bunch of the ripe ones and a bunch of green ones if both are available.


Master-Powers

I'd say 6-11 is edible, but not very enjoyable. I like 7-9 and would prefer 9.


zetsuboukatie

9 10 peak banana time love when they get lil liver spots


Lesbihun

I would have thought this would be the most common answer, but (aside from people who hate bananas) the most common seems to be around 4-6. I can't stand bananas that spotless. They taste like the peel does. I need it to get soft and melty in mouth. If it doesn't have that custardyness to it, I won't even touch it


Jedadia757

Apologies but I have decided that the mushiness is objectively the worst texture that ever was and ever will be. Sorry, I do make the rules.


emrythecarrot

5 is perfect, 1-6 are edible, everything else becomes banana bread.


NorthDakota

Yeah for me it's 5 or 6 probably. The gap between 5 and 6 seems really noticeable here, like 5 should be a bit more yellow or 6 a little less. Somewhere between 5 and 6 is my perfect banana I think.


frecklebabyface

I can only eat 1-4. Otherwise the texture is too mushy 🤚


bothering

Yass underripe gang represent! I always love it when it has that mild veggie taste to it


fluffycloud69

found my people


tangentrification

Green banana gang rise up 🙌


pbj_demons

yall might like other plantains! there are types used in cooking that are pretty veggie-y/starchy compared to grocery store generic yellow bananas


reptilegodess

Yupppp I love the firm texture of underripe bananas, I have to force myself to eat any others


potzak

yes!!! unripe fruit is best!


Last_head-HYDRA

Me too. Sensory issues make the rest pretty gross.


Unoriginalshitbag

Green banana gang hell yea


Cadyserasaurus

Fun fact: the more ripe & yellow a banana becomes, the more natural histamines it contains and the more likely it becomes that I’ll have an allergic reaction to it! I can’t eat yellow bananas, which is fine by me cause I hate the texture of over ripe bananas lol 🍌


Mop_Duck

i dont have a problem with the texture of the others but I do still prefer the texture of these for me its mostly that they actually taste like something instead of just being slightly hardened bland slop


EdenFire108

1-8 edible 9-15 I leave until someone else in the house either eats them, cooks with them, or throws them out.


Sure_Satisfaction497

This is truly the way


Blonde_rake

Do you also enjoy eating cardboard and house plants? /j


krakelmonster

Hear I am enjoying to eat paper for no good reason really.


Extension_Wafer_7615

9 is fine.


Branden798

15 for a delicious banana bread. 8 for a delicious snack. 9-14 smoothies. 1-7 need some time alone.


MomLuvsDreamAnalysis

Time… alone? 🥴


The-Doot-Slayer

was gonna mention the banana bread, those ones are perfect for it


SomethingInTheWalls

12 is best, 11 is edible. Under 11 has too firm of a texture and an odd flavor, and above 12 is too mushy and has a different odd flavor. The only way I can describe the flavor of under-ripe bananas is "green".


strategicmagpie

yessss, a fellow 11 and 12 fan. I don't like how much the chart jumps between 8 9 10 11 because I think there should be more differences there. Dotty all over and eaten just before it gets mushy on the ends is best.


StarryAry

11 looks delicious and perfect! The dots are so even it probably doesn't even have any bruises 💛🤎💛🤎


scubawankenobi

9 or 10 - No GREEN = bitter. I prefer ZERO bitter with my bananas. The \*brown\* is just external colouring on 7-11 & not going to affect the internal ingredient until you get to 12 or 13, where you might push it beyond \*ripe\* to over-ripe.


Anfie22

The riper the better! But at a point they go sour again, like 15 would be 😕 I like 11-14


Blonde_rake

I couldn’t agree with this more


AccomplishedScene966

9 or 10


UnchieZ

9 is the best and I will tolerate 6 and onwards. If its too underripe, then it leaves a yucky film on my teeth and tongue that i cant stand


cantkillthebogeyman

Same! The acidity makes my teeth so fuzzy it feels like the enamel is about to dissolve. Spinach kinda does that too.


PocketCatt

The only good banana is an incinerated banana. VILE. Thanks for doing your part to eradicate them, OP


Anarya7

It took me too long to find a banana hater comment I was feeling very alone


PocketCatt

BANANA HATERS RISE UP!!!


captainfalconxiiii

You sound like my friend Alex lmfao


HelioDex

15 or higher, some people just don't have the balls. 11 is when they start tasting decent. Also every single comment here seems to have zero votes. Is there one person that just thinks very strongly that everyone else has the wrong opinion regarding banana ripeness?


tatertotty4

6


Additional-Prompt498

i was confused as to why everyone only liked the under-ripe ones until i noticed the subreddit 😂


Bonbonburu

11 is my optimal snack. Call me crazy, but the more freckles they have the sweeter they taste.


SpamDirector

7-10 are for eating as is, 13-15 are for banana bread and similar baking, the rest are for waiting until one of those two regions.


apedap

9-10


general_gas_mask

6 or 7


Apple-bombs

9 or 10 is peak banana time but 7 and 8 is acceptable


darkmagenta11

none. bananas are too mushy for me


Perfect-Effect5897

6 and 7 are the only ones I eat. I've always been a banana nazi but I didn't realise it's due to autism but DUH of course it is


mid_vibrations

yeah 6 or 7? I don't like bananas tho in general, there's always something wrong whether it's texture or taste. imo the proper use of bananas is banana bread


rinari0122

For me it’s 4, 5, and 6! And maybe 7. Also apparently a banana has different probiotic/prebiotic benefits at different stages of ripeness. 🤓


MorochIgaram

0, the smell alone is enough to make me puke.


Dazzling_Cabinet_780

1-6


ThroalicRefugee

Zero. Bananas are a scourge on this planet and must be destroyed.


ThePerfectP0tat0

Literally had nightmares about bananas as a kid, it took me years to be able to even touch one


Sure_Satisfaction497

![gif](giphy|2XskdWuNUyqElkKe4bm) me reading this comment about my favorite fruit like


Weary-Initiative7580

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diavolo_

Bananas are the absolute worst. The texture is disgusting, the taste is disgusting, and the smell is disgusting. DOWN WITH BANANAS!! ![gif](giphy|WwdS3mR1EitHy8NPPS)


ethhlyrr

I've never been able to eat one since the smell is so bad. So I have no idea on the taste or texture so I'll put my trust in your assessment.


diavolo_

The texture is mush and the taste is very strong and it just stays in your mouth for way too long. They actually taste exactly how they smell.


ethhlyrr

That sounds dreadful


domegranate

Bananas are a cursèd food, the correct number is 0


MAST3R_G4M3R

None, bananas are evil


ThePerfectP0tat0

None. I shall banish them all to the dark realm where they shall never come near me again


tantis_the_pig

7-10


OzzyPrinceOfKaraoke2

0 bananas are vile.


xFrogii

For me 5-6 are the best


Sure-Independent-795

4-5


Reasonable-Banana800

5-6. A little green is nice. No mushy brown for me, thank you.


joskua

6-12 for smoothies 12-15 for banana bread 1-3 are not ready yet 4-5 if i need fiber


EggsAndSpanky

4-6 Just enough green for that weird, firm, slimy consistency we love to lick, lol. Yeah, we... Kinda skin our bananas then suck them like lollipops. I'm pretty sure there's a ring of hell, JUST for us. 😂


AlwaysBlameDavid

8-9 maybe even 10


NoPepper7284

10


1strangedeer

11-13 is superior. anything less ripe is inedible to me.


Sensitive-Fly4874

I’m allergic, so none of the above. They all make my mouth feel like I’ve just eaten a piece of glass. But 6-8 is the correct answer


NastBlaster2022

for like, exactly 1 year I was OBSESSED with 4-6. I would eat the “edge” of the banana flesh and leave the gooey “core”. I never liked bananas before or after, it was JUST the one year. One of my strangest food phases.


Capital_Shift405

1-6 are all edible, 5 is perfect. 7-11 are banana bread 12-15 are going in the outside garbage


ManEatingYoukaiRumia

None of them. I hate bananas with a burning passion.


That_One_Normie

6-8 is perfect, past that is for banana bread


Zkurwysyn

I like when they're still green honestly. Not like the most green where they're still rough, but just below yellow. I'd say between 2-7


flip_flop_enby

5-6, anything else is too green or too brown


potatoquake

9 is ideal, I am still happy with 10 usually


sourmysoup

15 😈😈😈


Anfie22

💪


shellofbiomatter

1-15 and even beyond those numbers. I'm on the other extreme end on food pickiness and just see it as fuel.


WeeabooHunter69

The one that's in the trash :)


LaydeeRaxx

They're all bad!


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5-7, I can eat 8-9 but I don’t like to really.


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_Sahil_Goel

7-8, if it's less sweet, I'll just add a pinch of pink salt


Anfie22

11-14. I love when they're super sweet and creamy and taste like vanilla custard! My comfort food is textural, I love creamy textures.


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Nettle_Queen

6 minimum, 11 max, anything after that is an ingredient


Sunset_Tiger

8 is peak banana performance, but I will accept 6, 7, 9, or 10


Lylaxx_xx

6-7 is the best🤤 8 is pretty good too


KYO297

12-15 are inedible for me, my gag reflex activities when eating anything mushy The rest are fine, and my perfect one would be 6, which is exactly halfway between 1 and 11


trainmobile

6-15 with anything after 10 to be used for baking.


Ttoctam

What's the purpose? Mushy banana is amazing as an ingredient, firm banana is amazing to eat fresh on it's own.


captainfalconxiiii

6-7


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Spac3drag0n

5-7. up to 10 if I have to


BayFuzzball404

Between a 6 and an 8 I like em a bit hard and bitter


GrapefruitAnimator

5-6 and nothing else


SquibblesTheRambler

I shall gladly accept 7-10, but 8 and 9 are the ideals


Metruis

4-9 I will eat and be happy with it. 10 I will consider eating if I'm really vibing with it. 11-12 I might eat if there is literally nothing else left, but I'll need granola or ice cream with it or something and have to basically turn it into a borderline ingredient. I will not be happy about it but I can eat it. 13-15 are ingredient stage bananas. 5-6 is my ideal banana. 1-4 make my mouth feel papery so they're too early. Because of this, I only buy 2 bananas at a time, since no one else in my house will eat bananas.


LunaTheCrow

15 cause I can make banana bread


B5Scheuert

6, 7, 8


High-Sobriety

3-7, 8 or 9 if im desperate. That said I generally don't eat bananas by themselves. I put them in yoghurt.


dylans0123495

7-9


voornaam1

I'd eat anything from 1 to 12. I wouldn't be too happy about the ones past 9, but bananas are fucking amazing and I will not let them go if they're still 12.


Nerdiestlesbian

4,5,6 for me. My partner is a 7,8, any thing past that is banana bread or banana pancakes


Xzier_Tengal

6


moonstwolf

1-5


strwbrrytears

I’m mildly allergic to them but 9-10 is the correct answer


North-Neck1046

6+


UnspecifiedBat

My banana Goldilocks-Zone is quite slim. 5 is perfect… maybe 4 or 6. But 3 or 7 are already stretching it very very thin; I’d only eat those if I absolutely had to. Anything else is only usable as a baking or milkshake ingredients. I cannot eat mushy banana…


Iris1083

Between 3-5. Any banana with brown spots is too sweet


Big_Ass_Dipshit

1-5 are all identical 6,7 are a bit on the ripe side 8 is where i draw the line between edible and vomiting


ClassicalMusic4Life

6-8 for me


Anarch-ish

7 when I want something sweet and chewy but 9 for a regular snack. Damn, I really want a banana right now


knitorama

Anywhere from 4 to the top ⅔ of 7.


cantkillthebogeyman

10. If any of you pick 1 I’m calling the police.


tio_aved

It should only be legal to consume 1-5 if your excuse is prebiotics/fiber


h3xi3

5. Every other banana pictured is terrible. 3 is an imposter, like it's not even real


Particular_Shock_554

Anything over 6 is inedible without being cooked first.


RealLars_vS

8-9. However, if I’m having a BBQ, 13-15 is best. Put it on there until it cracks open, fill it with rum and brown sugar. Delicious.


Spearka

1 on purchase, 6-7 when eating and 15 if you want to make banana bread.


SaffronsGrotto

somewhere between 9 and 10


ShmebMacnugget

14 BANANA BREAD TIME BAYBEEE


9livescavingcontessa

9.25


officialALDI

its so sour before like 7 😭 8-12 is nice


Vital_Lizzard

5 or 6


mothskeletons

5


Unoriginalshitbag

1-4 or bust.


HATECELL

1-5, up to 8 when I'm desperate


the_milkman24

1, I like my bananas like I like my men


Bokumi

8


Primary_Music_7430

11 is perfect for me. Anything lower tastes like nothing to me. I'd love to try anything but the chiquita banana.


Gomibako_Panda

If it's not green, It's safe to eat


texturedboi

none, they are touching


Chareste17

Anything after 7 is inedible. 2-4 sweet delicious treat.


Infernal-Fox

5-6, i like them slightly tough, it gets even the slight bit mushy and im out.


Hot_Tailor_9687

8 for raw eating. 15 for banana muffins/bread/pancakes


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9-11


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Vic_GQ

Around the 8-9 zone. When it's soft but without any horrid brown bits inside.


That_nerd_on_reddit

7-8 is probably best


Key-Fire

1-4. I can't eat anything else.


SobiTheRobot

6-8 is best for regular eating. 9-11 is acceptable for making a peanut butter banana mash.  12 and up, that's being made into muffins.


Gregarsize

8-10 are good.


ImperialWrath

15 is fine for raw consumption. Once the peel is devoid of any yellow coloration, it's banana bread time.


DueDay8

Depends on what it's being used for. I like green banana for cooking, mid-ripe bananas for pb & banana sandwich, and super ripe ones for banana breads and other sweets.


vanillaholler

9.5


Cpad-prism

I’m gonna move bananas 1 and 15 apart and take the banana in between them, breaking reality in the process… Edit: eugh, do not recommend… the texture is weird and gross and bad :(


lookingintoit_

5 is the best, and I will die on this hill.


Aaxper

4


Corporal_Fire

For myself, 6. For my mom, 1, or maybe even greener than that lol


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BenSaharEternal

4


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I like 6


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dblyuiiess

I’ll eat a 7 but I prefer a 10


DUDEAREUINSANE

6


jackdaw-96

6 :D


Soucemocokpln

None. Fuck bananas and their awful smell, texture, and feel.


ExhaustedPoopcycle

8!!! Any green then I have cotton mouth, any browner that's going to be bread or compost.


Alegria-D

11!


FrozenGlacier

7 <3


No-Historian-1538

2-6 are edible for me, I think


Lovecatx

I'm a 13-14 person. If they are too ripe they upset my stomach, I like them to be soft and sweet.


Cybercatastrophe

5-6 is perfect for me, i hate when bananas are too soft and sweet. 7 is the cutoff point for my taste, i will rarely eat one that isnt a little green. i prefer a slightly underripe banana which everyone around me thinks is crazy lol


slumbersomesam

9 or 10


brooke_yosh00k

exactly 5. no exceptions


d1n0nugg1es

None of them. I can't stand bananas


33superryan33

2-4 for frying, 5-9 for eating, 10-14 for banana bread