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jakelivesay

Skyjailer


Rooster-Rooter

Prison Scrolls 5: Jailrim


haversack77

The Empire State Penitentiary Building


CandyCheetoSteamboat

*Starring Keith Urban*


Nixavee

Skyslammer


Hayes4prez

They could name it “Black Gate Prison”.


Brucedx3

Superjail IRL


thelivinlegend

Life on the outside ain’t what it used to be


deepdistortion

The world's gone crazy, it ain't safe on the street


Rossum81

I was driving my mom and aunt around Boston, when they started discussing what looked like a large residential building.  They wondered how much it cost to live there.   They didn’t know it was the Suffolk County Jail.  I had a lot of fun telling them that while it was rent free, there was still a heavy price involved.  


Money-Introduction54

I mean 3 square meals a day, a gym, a library, might get free education...


vampire_camp

Round the clock concierge service


Money-Introduction54

Might even find love


gamerdudeNYC

Did they stay at The Liberty Hotel next to Mass General Hospital? Check out the bars, Alibi’s And The Clink


DetroitArtDude

Why can't they just give them windows? 


TheIsotope

Cause then you’d just have $4000/month NYC apartments


YoushutupNoyouHa

cause spiderman could see the guard abuse


slurpyderper99

Show humanity to prisoners?? Don’t you know? They broke a law!


sav33arthkillyos3lf

There is a jail up in Rochester, the Monroe county, and they have little windows like nothing bigger than maybe half an inch but they have them. I was down at park ave fest by the jail and all I could hear was the inmates screaming and yelling at people down at the festival.


Greenfieldfox

The Platform vibes.


syncboy

Oh my god what overblown hysteria. The tombs were 253 feet tall, the new building is 300 feet tall.


veotrade

Peach Trees. Home of the MAW MAW Clan.


releasethedogs

Maw maw fell to her death.


Inzipid

Panopticon


icecoffeedripss

they’re putting up prisoners in lower manhattan and i still need roommates to afford queens


MessiahPrinny

That sounds like a wild ass action movie.


LevelCritical9757

This is a penthouse suite I’ll pass on!


horshack_test

That's a dumber name than Al the "-gate" names that people have come up with for various scandals. Do people think it appears tall enough to scrape the jail?


FullMetalAurochs

Dumbnamegate


Stellewind

Interesting. I just interviewed an architecture firm in NYC said they won a big competition about designing jails in NYC. They said it may be controversial when it hit the news. They are hiring people for facade design. This is probably it. I want to wait for more reputable news website tho.


Otacrow

Trump tower is getting renamed?


FlynnMonster

Why the fuck do we have prisons in downtown areas? What a weird thing we’ve decided is normal.


Erkeric

Prisons usually are outside of town. This isnt a prison though, its a jail. Jails need to be accessible to courts, usually courts are located near the center of town. Not to mention if you have, for instance, NYPD arrest someone and place them in a jail staffed by NYPD, what sense does it make for the jail to be outside of NYPDs jurisdiction.


FlynnMonster

I’m just going off OP calling it a prison but my point still stands it’s a strange thing to have a giant slavery high rise next to Fortune 500 skyscrapers. It’s still a weird thing we’ve developed as a society. Also a jurisdiction is a concept humans made up. We can choose how we use them and define them. They could easily build it somewhere in the sticks and the state could deem it NYPD jurisdiction.


soupenjoyer99

It’s replacing the tombs, the old jail on the same site. Convenient because it’s right next to the court complex and civic center


Limulemur

You see buildings like this in almost every dystopian sci-fi film.


haliri1738

NYC is already unreal to me as a Michigander 😂


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izoxUA

New dread the judge just dropped


Mr-Manss

Cell Tower


Silent_Loquat_6057

Yes


KosmosKlaus

Death View PENiTentiary House


Money-Introduction54

But is it rent controlled? Asking for a friend


meangiant

MCC Chicago has some evil futuristic prison competition


Morbo_Kang_Kodos

SMH. We already imprison more of our citizens than any country in the world.


SpiderMurphy

Ah, another wonderful idea from the Land of the Free.


mrpopenfresh

Chilling? Sounds like a prison. Can’t be worse than Rikers.


MechanicalMenace54

nobody would be in there longer than 20 minutes before being let out again


RickWest495

The one way that NYC will allow Trump to come home.


gregofcanada84

They should build it underground like that movie "Fortress".


CanIGetANumber2

Tbf prisons usually take up a shit ton of square footage so I dont hate this


Wutbot1

It’s admin with a watch tower for the worlds biggest prison yard. ***** *[wut?](https://www.reddit.com/r/WutbotPosts/)* | *[source](https://reddit.com/r/evilbuildings/comments/11va273/wandering_what_is_happening_there/jcsyih8/)*


sealcub

Why don't they just build it somewhere outside the city proper? Lots of space in NY state.


DanBetweenJobs

Trump Tower 2: Electric Jailaroo