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oneleggedoneder

I'm curious what fake men do šŸ¤”


oreos_in_milk

Science


ItchyContribution758

instead of being closeted and angry about it, they're out of the closet and loving life šŸ˜Ž


Mizghetti

I want to make some magnetic bumper stickers that say "Honk if you are horny for Christ" and place them on cars like this.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

"No homo, but Jesus is ripped, Bro!"


Armchair_Anarchy

["Jesus, man!"](https://youtu.be/lCAVcUQY83c)


ItchyContribution758

well they do constantly talk about everyone being the bride of christ... which means that jesus has some low standards


tim-berwolf

I was assigned Christian at birth.


Separate-Pain4950

Power Bottoms for Christ!


MMeliorate

Says the "man" driving a *Ford Fiesta* with the most janky looking tow hitch I have ever seen in my life! Should rip right off his bumper or rip the whole bumper off... r/IdiotsTowingThings would have a field day with this guy, showing him just how un-"manly" he is.


Boggie135

Lol it's attached to the chassis. It was probably done after the car was bought and not an option


MMeliorate

Are Fiestas rated to tow anything well? Maybe in Europe... Doubt they even advertise ability to tow here in USA haha


Boggie135

In South Africa most cars do tow. They just don't tow anything big like a boat or RV


Johnny_Carcinogenic

That's a very anatomically correct looking hitch though.


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Those wires waiting to get ripped off by a branch or cardboard box in the road.


CommanderHunter5

ā€œReal menā€, eh? I thought that having a dick and balls is what ā€œmade you a man?ā€ šŸ¤” Ā  Hahaha


vishy_swaz

No, the right wingers get to decide what gender we are based on our actions. Which is funny because they also say you canā€™t change your gender.


my_okay_throwaway

But Iā€™m a woman, so if I follow this stickerā€™s logic does this mean I could become a real man if I follow Jesus? How unexpectedly progressive.


vishy_swaz

Yes, perfect! lol


TheElytheOfficial

Transmasculine acceptance/love from the christians xD


ItchyContribution758

it's the RightTM gender, the gender dictated by the Right


PlainText87

Jesus literally follows you everywhere you go, even in the bathroom. That guy just doesn't leave people alone.


MInclined

Who is Jesust?


MJ349

He's the most Jesussy.


Johnny_Carcinogenic

Sounds cooler when you say it with a French accent


Runnlikehell3

What a strange looking fiesta. I've only seen them as hatchbacks and regular sedans.


Boggie135

This one is a hatchback


TheOriginalAdamWest

First, I need them to define 'real men' I am at least 50% woman. Do I qualify as a real man?


toejampotpourri

No, you're Batman


TheOriginalAdamWest

Ha.


Red79Hibiscus

[This is that guy's other car](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fry67maiccd281.jpg).


Boggie135

Hehehehe


IsItSupposedToDoThat

Donā€™t follow Jesus, he got lost 2000 odd years ago, said heā€™d be back soon but heā€™s not been seen or heard or done anything at all since.