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Thank you passangers of jw1914 for trusting us with your airline and religious services. We are so sorry for the delay..but not really, sorry not sorry. We are in the final part, of the final hours, of the final minutes of boarding. Thank you for choosing to get to paradise with us. Gb landing crew is looking at maintenance with the plane. Please stay close to Gate KH for information regarding your flight. Wheels are falling off and the flaps don't work, but we will get it fixed. Please stay with our airlines and look nowhere else..no refunds. Remember all babies must be checked...they are a true enemy of God and make lots of noise. Tips and donations are excepted at the gate. They are found in the labeled boxes around the gate, we don't pass plates like the other airlines. Thank you.......Brother chairman.
Me: "Excuse me, brother chairman. Where is the nearest bar?"
Wait so help me understand international conventions. You had to apply to go right? So what was stopping anyone from just going and taking care of themselves? You must of had to be real special to go to one of these 🙄
That's a damn good question. Apply to go to something that's open to the public. Without too much knowledge or experience with the intl convention topic, my guess is that people are applying to go through the org's pre-established travel plans when it comes to airfare, lodging, tours, etc. Maybe they get a cut and they want exemplary pubs to reduce the risk of blemishing the org's name and reputation.
I suppose anyone can go without applying, however they'll probably get criticized for not obediently following the org's direction. Just my theory.
I went to Seoul in 2019. Anyone could just walk into the convention itself I presume, but the real benefit of being a delegate is getting to go on a bunch of free tours (of course funded by the donations) to various landmarks in the country and getting generally treated like a VIP from the moment you step off the plane. You wear a large badge and are assigned a group and they take roll call and such. They put on a nice performance for the “evening gathering”. Includes free bus rides to and from the (discounted) hotel and the convention center / tour destinations with your delegate group.
That wouldn't be a bad idea for an upcoming convention. Minus the pr0n since you don't know if some kiddos might get it.
Since we've had the sticker campaign.
Not even a first class seat to paradise??? Thats bullshit, count me out. Im staying at "world."
BTW, cringy AF
Correction, I just noticed it is first class. I also just noticed the departure time is 20:19 a play on the year of 2019. I know this isnt something put out by the GB but this could be considered another false prophecy.
The organization’s preoccupation with showing Biblical characters in period grooming and garb shows how far the organization has strayed in the dress code it imposes on JWs.
Crazy item, i was there also in Warsaw (my last convention ever) and i got some cool gadgets, they were genuine though like a leather texas outline keychain or a picture of some American congregation with greetings. Overall i liked this convention, it was definitely unusual and i got to talk to a lot of Americans :D
Hey, I was also there and it was also the last convention ever for me! I kinda liked the "We love you" chant at the end, it made me feel like I belonged. Shame it was all fake, but still!
ooh, fun! i didn't get the texas-shaped thingy, but i did get a bookmark-keychain-flashlight combo and the bookmark was cow leather with the fur still on it; that was the coolest part of the whole convention for me lmao
They haven't mined the ores to make the airplane for the flight to paradise yet , we get to spend a lifetime in the departure lounge, difference is we have to work for the airport to wait for the flight.
Jehovah is a fictional character, like Ba'al, or Thanos. If there is a god it's going to be a lot harder to find than that. Unless of course god *is* the universe, in which case, here it is. A tiny part of it at least.
I literally had a mental breakdown during this convention and tried to commit self destruct after the first day. I was so frustrated with the hypocrisy of this stupid religion. I as well as so many I knew were being treated with zero love while the people causing such suffering were out saying how wonderful the convention was. I hated it, really started to open my eyes then. I was so excited for this convention because it was based on my favorite scriptures. Only to realize it was all a sham. I’m in such a better place now, but the thought of this certain convention gives me huge amounts of PTSD.
it's kinda like some jokes my dad used to tell when i grew up. I can't deny that the joke is clever/funny but the jokes are so racist and homophobic that i never tell them to anyone.
I was already queuing in front of the gate, because it was supposed to be the last minute of the last hour of waiting, shortly before the last second of the last minute. However, it turned out the plane was never made in the first place.
Ahhh now I know why my pimi sister has a GO BAG 🎒 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Seriously adults 🙄 jw really are mentally and emotionally stunted.
Got to say the cult is very clever.
The funny thing is that the letters JW in Poland are mainly used as an abbreviation for "Military Unit" (" Jednostka Wojskowa"). Having some contact with the army here, every time it evokes my associations with jw.org... By the way, I will add that JW1914 was the number of a military unit, which in the 1990s was subordinated to the Government Protection Bureau, currently the State Protection Service, a kind of secret service.
Was this in STL? I have a bunch of stuff somewhere they gave out at the one in STL. I was PIMQ at the time. Didn’t see these though 😂 My mental status apparently made me a flight hazard.
At the one I was at, people gave out little bittie keychain size bibles and they had pins and the ones from Japan had really cool necklaces they made. But no plane tickets 😂 They apparently do this everywhere indeed!
The cheese-fest that is the JW org is so cringy. People that are not JW or infected with the brain disorder commonly known in the JW community has “honest hearted ness”. See stuff like this and look like a female porn stars eyes rolling backwards after a orgasm. Our eyes look like a slot machine display spinning around in our head. Hair stands up on my body like I just moonwalked across a Tesla coil. Only the “honest hearted” could look at this and think praise jah! The rest of humanity pukes violently like a fire hose wide open with no one holding the nozzle
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Flight JW1914 - I think it was delayed several times. The passengers died during this one many times (millions of them supposed not to).
Attention travelers flight JW1914 is now JW1975.. now JW2020
Haha
You’d think it was Spirit Airlines!!
Nickel and diming every one
The new aircrafts are next gen.
To infinity and beyond
Oh you're on JW1914, sorry this is the wrong flight you're on the old generation of aircraft, our next gen aircrafts are just around the corner.
Heard the pilot got drunk
Flight was delayed because the pilot had to go buy a few thousand dollars worth of whiskey
The pilot must've been Tony Morris 🥃🤣
[The pilot?](https://media.tenor.com/6BHQHiv5wUMAAAAC/rick-and-morty-concerned.gif)
Did the flight get canceled?
Nah, it's set for departure any day now—just around the corner!
Thank you passangers of jw1914 for trusting us with your airline and religious services. We are so sorry for the delay..but not really, sorry not sorry. We are in the final part, of the final hours, of the final minutes of boarding. Thank you for choosing to get to paradise with us. Gb landing crew is looking at maintenance with the plane. Please stay close to Gate KH for information regarding your flight. Wheels are falling off and the flaps don't work, but we will get it fixed. Please stay with our airlines and look nowhere else..no refunds. Remember all babies must be checked...they are a true enemy of God and make lots of noise. Tips and donations are excepted at the gate. They are found in the labeled boxes around the gate, we don't pass plates like the other airlines. Thank you.......Brother chairman. Me: "Excuse me, brother chairman. Where is the nearest bar?"
"Kingdom Air" GAG!
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KLM?
Should’ve been ‘Jehob -Air’, LOL
Wait so help me understand international conventions. You had to apply to go right? So what was stopping anyone from just going and taking care of themselves? You must of had to be real special to go to one of these 🙄
That's a damn good question. Apply to go to something that's open to the public. Without too much knowledge or experience with the intl convention topic, my guess is that people are applying to go through the org's pre-established travel plans when it comes to airfare, lodging, tours, etc. Maybe they get a cut and they want exemplary pubs to reduce the risk of blemishing the org's name and reputation. I suppose anyone can go without applying, however they'll probably get criticized for not obediently following the org's direction. Just my theory.
I went to Seoul in 2019. Anyone could just walk into the convention itself I presume, but the real benefit of being a delegate is getting to go on a bunch of free tours (of course funded by the donations) to various landmarks in the country and getting generally treated like a VIP from the moment you step off the plane. You wear a large badge and are assigned a group and they take roll call and such. They put on a nice performance for the “evening gathering”. Includes free bus rides to and from the (discounted) hotel and the convention center / tour destinations with your delegate group.
Sounds like an American camp
Kingdom Air, the world's cringiest airline 🤣
Plummet Airlines.
I can't decide if this is hilarious or makes me want to vomit.
That's so wanky
Cheesy.
CHEAP-O
You know.. those dubs that make lame cheesy jw-themed crap thinking it's some awesome idea looking for accolades.
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That wouldn't be a bad idea for an upcoming convention. Minus the pr0n since you don't know if some kiddos might get it. Since we've had the sticker campaign.
Is there a way to create a randomly forwarding hyperlink? So sometimes it forwards you to jwfacts, but every once in a while you get porn?
It's possible if you make a web server that redirects with a custom logic, but you would need to create that web server
Thanks Mr. Internet Explorer!
I can build that
That guy on the stub sure is mighty white to be of Ancient Jewish heritage... and wow is that cringe...
I think the flight’s been delayed for a couple of years now 😂😂
Overlapping layovers
I cringed so hard looking at this 🤦♂️
Not even a first class seat to paradise??? Thats bullshit, count me out. Im staying at "world." BTW, cringy AF Correction, I just noticed it is first class. I also just noticed the departure time is 20:19 a play on the year of 2019. I know this isnt something put out by the GB but this could be considered another false prophecy.
Departure Time: 6:07
Actually it departed 20 minutes earlier.
That can't be right, the flight was meant to last 70 minutes, and we know it arrived at, um, 5:38? Something's off here.
I’d rather fly Oceanic Flight 815.
The organization’s preoccupation with showing Biblical characters in period grooming and garb shows how far the organization has strayed in the dress code it imposes on JWs.
Heaven's Gate vibes.
Wow. The cringe is strong with this convention
kingdom air… 🤔 what would be the excuse if ever one crashes?
Persecution via turbulence.
Seriously? How fucking kitschy
Crazy item, i was there also in Warsaw (my last convention ever) and i got some cool gadgets, they were genuine though like a leather texas outline keychain or a picture of some American congregation with greetings. Overall i liked this convention, it was definitely unusual and i got to talk to a lot of Americans :D
Hey, I was also there and it was also the last convention ever for me! I kinda liked the "We love you" chant at the end, it made me feel like I belonged. Shame it was all fake, but still!
Oh yeah i remember that! One of a kind experience i have to admit.
ooh, fun! i didn't get the texas-shaped thingy, but i did get a bookmark-keychain-flashlight combo and the bookmark was cow leather with the fur still on it; that was the coolest part of the whole convention for me lmao
The only JWs flying first class are the governing body
Clever? I mean it’s very clever. Little details that made me chuckle, but I chuckled for cringe. It’s equally cringe as it is clever lol
Got something similar for the same convention, wasn’t even pimo yet and I immediately tossed it.
Well it *is* clever. Just imaginary
Oh man! I have one from when I was in Korea for the international
They haven't mined the ores to make the airplane for the flight to paradise yet , we get to spend a lifetime in the departure lounge, difference is we have to work for the airport to wait for the flight.
I will chuck this out there. I got told to find god, Jehovah. My friends have said not Jehovah… I do believe in Armageddon. I’m gay
Jehovah is a fictional character, like Ba'al, or Thanos. If there is a god it's going to be a lot harder to find than that. Unless of course god *is* the universe, in which case, here it is. A tiny part of it at least.
I literally had a mental breakdown during this convention and tried to commit self destruct after the first day. I was so frustrated with the hypocrisy of this stupid religion. I as well as so many I knew were being treated with zero love while the people causing such suffering were out saying how wonderful the convention was. I hated it, really started to open my eyes then. I was so excited for this convention because it was based on my favorite scriptures. Only to realize it was all a sham. I’m in such a better place now, but the thought of this certain convention gives me huge amounts of PTSD.
awh, i'm so sorry to hear that :( fingers crossed you'll continue to heal <3
I was at that one too!
ooh, fun! maybe we run into each other and didn't even know haha
The flight has been delayed - forever. Actually, it was a scam to begin with.
I thought beards were frowned upon yet Jesus is depicted with one, makes no sense
Permanently delayed and canceled flight 🙃🙃
Wow yeah flying first class to heaven no doubt about it.
Barf.
I gotta say - It was clever, even if i hate what it stands for :)
Clever by cult standards and doomsday standards definitely not by normal adult standards
it's kinda like some jokes my dad used to tell when i grew up. I can't deny that the joke is clever/funny but the jokes are so racist and homophobic that i never tell them to anyone.
Kingdom Air, a subsidiary of Cringe Enterprises, LLC.
I was already queuing in front of the gate, because it was supposed to be the last minute of the last hour of waiting, shortly before the last second of the last minute. However, it turned out the plane was never made in the first place.
I can't believe one of my biggest goals was to attend a special convention lol
Is this satire?
nope, it's a souvenir made by an international delegate, which i was gifted during the 2019 international convention in warsaw
This actually nauseates me
I'm sorry man but that's beyond cringe.
Mine was at a stadium tht they've never used, it was pure chaos 😳
Ahhh now I know why my pimi sister has a GO BAG 🎒 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Seriously adults 🙄 jw really are mentally and emotionally stunted. Got to say the cult is very clever.
Cults never fail to be cringy.
The funny thing is that the letters JW in Poland are mainly used as an abbreviation for "Military Unit" (" Jednostka Wojskowa"). Having some contact with the army here, every time it evokes my associations with jw.org... By the way, I will add that JW1914 was the number of a military unit, which in the 1990s was subordinated to the Government Protection Bureau, currently the State Protection Service, a kind of secret service.
Was this in STL? I have a bunch of stuff somewhere they gave out at the one in STL. I was PIMQ at the time. Didn’t see these though 😂 My mental status apparently made me a flight hazard.
nope, warsaw, poland! they seem to give random crap away at all of these then lmao
At the one I was at, people gave out little bittie keychain size bibles and they had pins and the ones from Japan had really cool necklaces they made. But no plane tickets 😂 They apparently do this everywhere indeed!
Is this real? Does the org really own an airline?
lmao, they wish
I will chuck this out there. I got told to find god, Jehovah. My friends have said not Jehovah… I do believe in Armageddon. I’m gay
At least you got to visit Poland
i didn't, i was born, raised and still live there haha
The cheese-fest that is the JW org is so cringy. People that are not JW or infected with the brain disorder commonly known in the JW community has “honest hearted ness”. See stuff like this and look like a female porn stars eyes rolling backwards after a orgasm. Our eyes look like a slot machine display spinning around in our head. Hair stands up on my body like I just moonwalked across a Tesla coil. Only the “honest hearted” could look at this and think praise jah! The rest of humanity pukes violently like a fire hose wide open with no one holding the nozzle
I know the person in the picture too. First time I’ve seen this