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Yes it was when Covid started and the letter writing . Jws would write scriptures and jw.org so people would visit the site . “Counting time painting rocks “
as a kid i always thought this would be a great experiment
like what if we all just stopped preaching for a bit.. we could see if the rocks cry out, and if they did i bet people would be a lot more convinced
Oh lord, don't get me started.
This is their weak idea of "ministry" now. All I want to know is where was rock painting when I was wracking my brain making sure I had a rebuttal for every possible response, spending endless hours practicing my presentations, and ultimately feeling like I was going to vomit walking up to people's doors to talk to them face to face? And all that time I could've been doing arts and crafts and calling it preaching?!?
….Am feeling an itch in my palm as it considers lobbing one of those little indoctrination offerings through a KH window. Instead I think I’d add lettering. Like: “I was forced to write this! Help! Im being held hostage! So brainwashed Im scrawling cult propaganda onto geological formations!
During Covid but pre-letter writing they were scattered around the woods near me when I took my dog out.
I think it's some whizz bang idea from a pioneer who is taking Luke 19 WAY TOO seriously......
"If these ones remained silent, the very stones would cry out."
🙄🙄🙄
Jesus wept!😳
I just can't believe some poor kid's parent got them to do that like it was a meaningful expression. Just let your kids draw pictures of unicrons and shit! Not this trashy pebble vandalism bullshit.
I'll never stop feeling sorry for JW kids. I was one myself and it *suuuuuuccccckkkked*.
*I think I heard some*
*Areas doing that when*
*COVID first started*
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Writing sigils on rocks and dropping them random places, doesn't sound like witchcraft at all. 😈 lolol id totally bring this up if a dub shared plans of dropping lots of these. Hoping it's not a thing though and just a one off. Gross. Who wants stub their toe on that?
JW: we will come after you if you use our stuff to expose our evils even if it’s totally appropriate and legal.
Also JW: yeah we don’t give a shit about pioneers using our logo on their Etsy painted rocks.
Just A Crazy Thought: *CHIA JW LOGOS*\--not to give this cultporation any ideas.
[https://www.chia.com/](https://www.chia.com/)
🤣🤣😏😈
Next they throw it through someone's window. The "Hailstone Message" has begun! And the persecution against God's chosen people is off the charts! Undeniable proof that they are the one true religion! (Or that people get really pissed off when you throw rocks through their windows)
Exmo cousin here.
That's nuts! Writing on rocks to spread the indoctrination.
That's just as bad as how Mormon Missionaries were being called to the *location* Facebook Mission...and still compelling young 18 year olds to pay something like $10K to scroll Social media
That's actually the stone that slew Goliath. It was confirmed by "a recognized authority" in this field. They are currently looking for verses to back up this new light.
I can imagine someone so burned out of this religion who has just come service. They sit by the side of the road and start truly contemplating their purpose and existence. Lost in their own thoughts, this person finds a rock and starts writing out what has truly pained them at the moment. This person wants a good life. They start aching for the promise of paradise; begging god to give them answer to validate that what they’re doing is worth it all. The written text on the rock was a cry for help.
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Yes it was when Covid started and the letter writing . Jws would write scriptures and jw.org so people would visit the site . “Counting time painting rocks “
Eeeew really? So it was a thing. I'd change it to say jwfacts.com and put it back where I found it lol
What is the facts website
[Check it out](http://jwfacts.com/)
Didn't the JWs say that if they didn't accomplish the preaching work that J would make the rocks cry out? Wow! they sure were right!
Another Bible prophecy fulfilled! These are “exciting times”!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Yes, wow! This must be it!/s
Haha, I was hoping someone would say this 😂
Luke 19:40
as a kid i always thought this would be a great experiment like what if we all just stopped preaching for a bit.. we could see if the rocks cry out, and if they did i bet people would be a lot more convinced
If you think about it, for the majority of human history, there hasn't been a "true" preaching work. And yet the rocks never did shit.
Rocks are lazy assholes. Just saying.
🤣🤣🤣
Made me laugh. Needed that.
Oh lord, don't get me started. This is their weak idea of "ministry" now. All I want to know is where was rock painting when I was wracking my brain making sure I had a rebuttal for every possible response, spending endless hours practicing my presentations, and ultimately feeling like I was going to vomit walking up to people's doors to talk to them face to face? And all that time I could've been doing arts and crafts and calling it preaching?!?
People have learned to reason a bit more these days, so the borg is stepping away from even attempting anything factual.
….Am feeling an itch in my palm as it considers lobbing one of those little indoctrination offerings through a KH window. Instead I think I’d add lettering. Like: “I was forced to write this! Help! Im being held hostage! So brainwashed Im scrawling cult propaganda onto geological formations!
So, you’re the reason they don’t have windows! jk
😂 I feel you!
Normal people upon finding these: *"Religious nutters!!!!!"*
If they even knew what it meant. Likely invisible to normal people.
During Covid but pre-letter writing they were scattered around the woods near me when I took my dog out. I think it's some whizz bang idea from a pioneer who is taking Luke 19 WAY TOO seriously...... "If these ones remained silent, the very stones would cry out." 🙄🙄🙄 Jesus wept!😳
I just can't believe some poor kid's parent got them to do that like it was a meaningful expression. Just let your kids draw pictures of unicrons and shit! Not this trashy pebble vandalism bullshit. I'll never stop feeling sorry for JW kids. I was one myself and it *suuuuuuccccckkkked*.
Hours aren't going to count themselves.
FFS. Taking something good from the world and making it JW toxic.
And trying to reason with a uber-pimi JW is about the same as talking to that rock
Toss 'em in the river or deep in the forest for archaeologists 1,000s of years from now to find and puzzle about.
I think I heard some areas doing that when COVID first started
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What even is a haiku? I see this occasionally and I'm curious and want to be able to appreciate it.
A form of poetry with five syllables in the first line, seven in the second, and five again in the final
Oh thank you. Although I'm only able to count five in the second.
The word “areas” has three
If it keeps them away from door stoops and the org off their backs, do it up.
At least 2019 when I left the org.
Poor rock.
Some people shouldn’t keep rocks as pets.
I'm joining PETR.
Me too
Cringe
Writing sigils on rocks and dropping them random places, doesn't sound like witchcraft at all. 😈 lolol id totally bring this up if a dub shared plans of dropping lots of these. Hoping it's not a thing though and just a one off. Gross. Who wants stub their toe on that?
That’s the first thing I thought, too! Hmm…they drew a sigil
Let the drop a lot of them, then tell them about sigils and witchcraft 😈
During COVID when DD stopped, they would throw these through windows.
Joke's on them. A little birdy told me god will destroy those who destroy gods creations like that. Vandalizing pebbles smh.
Is this for real? Painting rocks to promote jw.borg? Man, what a stupid way to waste time!! 🤣
There's been stones like that found at least during the pandemic. Art and crafts witnessing is a thing. 🤦♀️
Looks like some jw spent too much time on Etsy and thought this would be a cute way to preach. How many placements does a rock count as?
Sprayed tea on my phone 😂🤣
JW: we will come after you if you use our stuff to expose our evils even if it’s totally appropriate and legal. Also JW: yeah we don’t give a shit about pioneers using our logo on their Etsy painted rocks.
Are those the rocks that are supposed to cry out? Alternatively, "dumb as a rock" comes to mind...
Just A Crazy Thought: *CHIA JW LOGOS*\--not to give this cultporation any ideas. [https://www.chia.com/](https://www.chia.com/)  🤣🤣😏😈
But they better be well groomed and no facial hair!
🤣🤣🤣👌🏽👏🏽
Id find 3 more rocks and paint pro Scientology, Mormonism and MAGA propaganda across em. A lovely little rock garden of evil😇
Next they throw it through someone's window. The "Hailstone Message" has begun! And the persecution against God's chosen people is off the charts! Undeniable proof that they are the one true religion! (Or that people get really pissed off when you throw rocks through their windows)
Exmo cousin here. That's nuts! Writing on rocks to spread the indoctrination. That's just as bad as how Mormon Missionaries were being called to the *location* Facebook Mission...and still compelling young 18 year olds to pay something like $10K to scroll Social media
Cute little idols.
Maybe the borg is bringing back stoning...
😂😂😂
only painted rocks in my area advertise weed.
Subliminal Messaging... ***JW Preaching Rocks!*** 
That's actually the stone that slew Goliath. It was confirmed by "a recognized authority" in this field. They are currently looking for verses to back up this new light.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I read all the comments when I need a laugh
They defiled that rock 🪨 😠
Return to sender put it through the kingdom hall widow
I can imagine someone so burned out of this religion who has just come service. They sit by the side of the road and start truly contemplating their purpose and existence. Lost in their own thoughts, this person finds a rock and starts writing out what has truly pained them at the moment. This person wants a good life. They start aching for the promise of paradise; begging god to give them answer to validate that what they’re doing is worth it all. The written text on the rock was a cry for help.
Some homeschooling JW Mom made this her curriculum for the day. Writing, art and earth science all in one!
This is something my pimi family would so do, they would count time for it too..
Perfect to use at their windows <3
That’s why they don’t have any.
Wait, what?!
Windows on Kingdom Hall buildings. There aren’t any
Well that makes them way creepier than I expected. But I'm guessing the church leaders houses might be a good fit then
It’s because of vandalism. I like the creepy factor though
Well, at least it warms my heart that more people vandalize their churches
That’s vandalism
Brings new meaning to saying “kick rocks” 😂😂😂
Wtf 😳 I’ve never see these in my country.
??? 🙈🙈 you have hot to be Joking!
Throw it in a lake
It was actually found on my walk down to the lake! I threw it on to a train track.
Throw it back at their windows!
That’s not idolatry! 🤔
Jehovah obviously didn’t make them correctly and is using cult members to add some final touches.
When the dissonance of servitude made some j-dub as desperate as the alcoholic crackhead down the street from me.
Wtf?