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Reminds me of this...
Edit: This is Danielle Bregoli (aka Bhad Bhabie) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhad\_Bhabie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhad_Bhabie)
Edit #2: Her net worth is around $3 million [https://geniuscelebs.com/danielle-bregolis-net-worth/#:\~:text=Danielle%20Bregoli%E2%80%99s%20net%20worth%20was%20%243%20million%20in,million%20due%20to%20her%20endorsement%20deals%20and%20business](https://geniuscelebs.com/danielle-bregolis-net-worth/#:~:text=Danielle%20Bregoli%E2%80%99s%20net%20worth%20was%20%243%20million%20in,million%20due%20to%20her%20endorsement%20deals%20and%20business).
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Apparantly she's actually done very well for herself. I was watching a video where she was talking about her OF/TikTok and she said something like "I told my money guy, first 3 million, put it in an account. I dont want to see it. That's the backup money."
Like say what you want but if you've got a brand and a license to print, and your first thought was to sock a chunk of it away?
Oh yeah she made a killing off of her OnlyFans and apparently didn't even really post anything too revealing. She took a bunch of money from weirdos who were eagerly awaiting her to turn 18. Smart move on her part
There is a difference between the type of intellect required to spell and pronounce words and the type required to understand people.
I spell and read definitely above average but people make no fucking sense, and so often do the opposite of what I think they would.
If I tried to fleece people I would just manage to lose money instead.
I had classmates in high school who struggled to read a book, but give them a welder and some scrap metal and theyd build you a dune buggy.
I am an extremely high functioning autistic. I have a nuclear and refrigeration engineering degrees.
I know and love physics and thermodynamics.
I never forget a face, voice or walking pattern. Never remember a name.
I do not understand people at all myself. They really do some stupid stuff that I will never understand.
Imagine if she's the "wife" that got him that gift...Imagine the horrors that would be their children!
EDIT: OH, FFS! This is NOT a joke that I wanted to even be half-right about! [https://dailyprogress.com/bhad-bhabie---aka-cash-me-outside-girl-from-dr-phil---is/article\_58785feb-611b-58b8-822c-58a1a9d6fdd3.html](https://dailyprogress.com/bhad-bhabie---aka-cash-me-outside-girl-from-dr-phil---is/article_58785feb-611b-58b8-822c-58a1a9d6fdd3.html) ...The fact she is reproducing is practically a crime against Darwin! And if it was with this redneck... 🤦♂️
Fwiw he’s actually a good fighter and I’d be scared of him. I’m just saying with the recent traumatic head injury/seizure he might not be the best guy to have a bucket of bullets
Now you know we always wait until it's time for thoughts and prayers to ask if it was a good idea to have a brain injured person also heavily armed, just sayin
These guys always see themselves fighting Civil War style or even WW2 style and think hordes of ammo is all they need. I doubt the US military would waste soldiers on these guys, send in a drone, ka-blowie, war is over.
As a U.S. Veteran who swore to uphold the constitution and fought in several recent wars, I would be sad and proud at the same time to end the fantasy these brainwashed morons have built for themselves. A couple of infantry squads could decimate hundreds of these yahoos in most locations in the U.S. but in the forests, mountains, and deep valleys they would either be crushed by artillery, drone strike, or more likely just get starved out.
These “warriors” who live at the gym and range think they are tough because they like to camp and hunt. They have no idea what it takes to engage in sustained combat for days, let alone weeks. They will crack when the military cuts their ability to communicate with each other, cuts their access to water, etc. Especially in winter, when their need for heat/comfort will cause them to create a larger thermal target for our drones and satellites.
But honestly, I doubt the military would even be needed to handle the few thousand morons who would take up arms. Remember, for better or worse, we militarized our law enforcement over the last 3 decades and states can call in the National Guard. The guard does have a lot of asshats who think they might join a rebellion but most will second guess that when they see just how much they are up against and what happened to the first few hundred who waged war against the U.S. government.
I don’t care which president is in office, you don’t threaten civil war and you certainly don’t attack the government unless you want to end up as a literal and figurative stain on the fabric of American history.
I’m embarrassed to say that I know a handful of these asshats who have fantasies of civil war and are also veterans. Even they are not a significant threat to the U.S. This includes those who were in the special operations community and I assure you they are all on watchlists. They can and will cause some chaos but in the end they will cause society to move further left instead of in their preferred direction. Such is the way.
I think it's been proven that the majority of them are just talk. They went for brawling during jan 6th. The aftermath of jan 6th mostly amounted to groups like the proud boys going after civilians, not the government. Then they said if trump was indicted it'd be war and they didn't even come out to protest.
Yeah, they were happy to kick the doors down until that got the first one in line shot and suddenly they all started having second thoughts about their revolution fantasies
Agreed. They got real quiet and fearful the moment something happened to them they dreamed of doing to others. Kind of like a child who pushed over an aquarium or expending tv, seeing the mess and knowing they're caught red-handed.
It's actually a really easily solvable problem, considering most of these guys all use the same misspellings everyone else is using.
And, you know, they post pictures of themselves holding boxes of ammo saying they're looking forward to killing people.
They're not exactly stealthy.
“Dang it. We had a line on these domestic terrorists but they fooled our 20 billion dollar spying apparatus by (checks notes) purposefully misspelling words by imitating a 3rd grader’s spelling. Now we will NEVER catch them.”
-NSA probably
So now they don’t have to filter the millions of correct uses of the word fight, and can simplify the process to look for fite? That so so much easier!
And fyte, and fiyte, and fiyt, and phite, and phyte, and ...
It's starting to look like a college fight song in here, is football on somewhere?
PS: autocorrect actually caught one and I had to go back and unfix it!
So dude here thinks the NSA won’t notice him if he misspells “fight” but otherwise peppers his postings with “1776” and “patriots” and “die” and “rounds”… Big brain energy.
Let your friend know the Revolutionary War started in 1775. See what type of dumb explanation he comes up with for using the wrong year in his Revolutionary fantasies.
There is a shop owner near my town that has a “in 1776% sure you can’t have my gun” shirt in her display window. Felt like an instigator, so I walked in and in my dumbest take I could manage asked “what’s that about? Isn’t 100% by definition the most a percentage could be?”
She gave me a lecture on how it was the year the constitution gave her the right to carry a gun at all times. Asked if she had a copy she could show me as I was interested in hearing more. Pointed out the big ol date on the digital copy I pulled up on my phone and asked where she got the 1776 from. She told me to get out.
Went and bought myself an iced coffee to celebrate my success.
No, but when I was much, much, much younger I raised my hand and said I’d defend the constitution. So I got a pocket copy and read it. Unlike her.
I do thank you for your kind words, fellow internet stranger.
> No, but when I was much, much, much younger I raised my hand and said I’d defend the constitution. So I got a pocket copy and read it. Unlike her.
i'm dead
the constitution and bibles
I’m good with both. The Jefferson Bible strips out the mystical and leaves the teachings. I can absolutely agree with the teachings. My military career was non-combat. We ran terminals, or ports if you prefer. Most of the actual work I did as a reservist was not “real”, but we did deploy for Desert Shield and Desert Storm. We spent our entire tour working in Rotterdam. I needed money as a young man, and was clear I would prefer not to be combat arms of any kind. Fortunately in Hampton Roads we had lots of transportation options.
But yes. For fun, consider me like the sharpshooter in Saving Private Ryan. Haven’t shot in 30 years, but I could hit a target almost every time with almost any weapon put in front of me. lol. The. I put that chapter down when my service was complete and haven’t looked back, except to help other vets.
A world war was fought using Native American language to communicate strategic information, but yes, replacing a letter will surely stump today’s intelligence gathering community.
FFS
I feel like that's giving this dude too much credit. If I have to decide whether (a) he's engaging in sophisticated subterfuge to evade the watchful eyes of the National Security Agency, or (b) he's just an illiterate moron, Occam's Razor dictates that option (b) is the way to bet.
He’s an UFC fighter (top 10 but not champ material in 145 division) last fight he got flatlined and started having seizures on the Matt. So yes he has brain damage but even before the fight he thought the earth was flat so
At first I thought he was trying to avoid getting flagged by the Facebook standards bots. But then I read the rest and realized that he is just stupid.
It seems to be a trend with them. The most extreme rightwinger in my locale speaks just like this. Like, over a decade ago he committed a hit-n-run involving a child. At sentencing the judge deemed him incapable of processing what he'd done.
He doesn't need spelling ability, he has 400 rounds of whatever it is and he's prepared to "fite" and die for he's freedom...... 
Tbf, he is the dude who [somehow accidentally drilled his balls. ](https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2019/03/ufc-nashville-bryce-mitchell-details-power-tool-nutsack-accident)
Not metaphorically either, it was with an actual power tool.
My other thought was that his wife must hate him.
"Here honey! Here's a limited amount of ammo for you to go try and overthrow the government! You'll be fine.”
On the other hand, his cousin is probably as dumb as he is.
Also, take a good look at those rounds.. they look like some blind guy with a reloader fucked up. If someone is giving me ammo for Xmas, please provide it in its original packaging thanks.
Honestly they look like old military surplus rounds, could be ~50 years old depending on where they were sourced. They appear to be chain linked for the .30-06 browning machine gun, so if he is going to use those in his garand, he’ll have to whip out the pliers and do some pullin
It is typically a hunting round. A lot of people in my region use it to hunt whitetail. It would work as a combat round, but there are definitely better options.
>It would work as a combat round,
It was THE combat round for the soldiers in WWII and Korea who carried M1 Garands. Suffice it to say, things have changed a lot since 1958 though.
More than half, they don't even like half of their own base. Especially the really Christian ones that believed in Jesus Christ and his whole helping others and letting others live how they want and to be good neighbors.
They only like the ones that thinks like them and no one else. So they tend to use words like patriots and brothers to sound approachable while knowing fully they are not patriots nor care about others than themselves.
For real, gun violence is just a window into these peeps mentality, they seem to fetishize the idea of vigilantism and killing fellow countrymen over the most minor of ideological differences
It's like dreaming about a relative ending up on life support so you can pull the plug, or wishing your dog would get cancer so you can put it down. Just such an unbelievably fucked up mindset to have.
Yeah, but it’s also kinda humorous they think they can take on the strongest military in the world with a 30.06 and 400 rounds. Like when a kitten squares up against a cane corso.
That’s what he’s talking about isn’t it? Somebody made him wear a mask at a Safeway or an Applebee’s. Wouldn’t it be fun to see the look on his face, if he actually didn’t have freedom? he’d very quickly find out the difference between him being a a whiny little bit-ch and real suffering.
It'd be great if law enforcement actually did something with that list besides the usual, "he was being monitored" statement that occurs after the bloodbath.
They do, you just very very very rarely hear about any of those cases.
Except when you do, it's some version of "xxxx party is only going after me because I'm part of yyyy party! I did nothing wrong! This is CENSORSHIP and TYRANNY!"
But spelled like a complete baboon like the guy pictured here did.
Yeah, but while this guy is waiting for Civil War II, he'll probably shoot his neighbor over a lawnmowing dispute, his own foot while cleaning his firearm, or a family member who gets up in the middle of the night to raid the fridge.
[He almost neutered himself with a drill a few years ago](https://www.vice.com/en/article/zmk75e/ufc-fighter-bryce-mitchell-ripped-his-nutsack-to-shreds-with-a-drill)
All I'm saying is I have money on him shooting his own foot
His Wikipedia page is not flattering.. including: "...Mitchell is also a flat Earther, a geocentrist and believes that gravity is a hoax." [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bryce\_Mitchell](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bryce_Mitchell)
He's such a patriot he wants to shoot his fellow Americans. Says he's willing to fight and die for the country, but I'm sure he didn't want to wear a mask to protect his neighbors.
Fuck, these people are stupid.
*Says he's willing to fight and die for the country,*
He could have joined the military. He did not. The US military unsurprisingly frowns on insurrectionists.
He's actually a ufc fighter that got knocked out in the first round so hard he had a seizure like two weeks ago.
Edit: https://youtube.com/shorts/j3Q8_TMjn5k?si=1lpwjVMiUSGZ3-bU
It's quite odd that the people that stockpile guns and ammunition as a means to defend against tyranny are the exact ones that want to fight to create a tyrannical government.
I honestly don't understand how this isn't considered a terrorist threat. The man (despite his piss poor grammar and spelling) basically just admitted (loudly and in a public forum) his desire not just to fight his own government, but also that he's just itching to kill a lot of people.
Treating these people like nothing more than a disgruntled joke isn't really the right call anymore, not after 1/6. I realize he's likely been the victim of a lifetime of misinformation, rage bait, and propaganda....but also this shit needs to be taken seriously.
I'm all for second amendment rights, but maybe we shouldn't be giving boxes of ammo to people who publicly declare their desire to overthrow the government.
As a british person who has no idea what a round of 30-06 is I thought you guys had some weird slang for duracell batteries and this dude was fighting playstation controllers how tf was my theory smarter than this guys cause
From another Internet source:
Mitchell is a conspiracy theorist, voicing his belief that SARS-CoV-2 was created in a lab by the U.S. government and deliberately released and that the U.S. government stages mass shootings to advance a gun confiscation agenda. He has also criticized the Federal Reserve as a "corrupt institution" that is manipulating the value of the U.S. dollar. Mitchell is also a flat Earther, a geocentrist and believes that gravity is a hoax.
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Who else has NO spelling ability!?
He’ll fite you for that one
Eye kno ur knot speekin 2 mi, bish.
Reminds me of this...  Edit: This is Danielle Bregoli (aka Bhad Bhabie) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhad\_Bhabie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhad_Bhabie) Edit #2: Her net worth is around $3 million [https://geniuscelebs.com/danielle-bregolis-net-worth/#:\~:text=Danielle%20Bregoli%E2%80%99s%20net%20worth%20was%20%243%20million%20in,million%20due%20to%20her%20endorsement%20deals%20and%20business](https://geniuscelebs.com/danielle-bregolis-net-worth/#:~:text=Danielle%20Bregoli%E2%80%99s%20net%20worth%20was%20%243%20million%20in,million%20due%20to%20her%20endorsement%20deals%20and%20business). Edit #3: Bank balance <> Character
She's looking like a genius compared to this lmao
Apparantly she's actually done very well for herself. I was watching a video where she was talking about her OF/TikTok and she said something like "I told my money guy, first 3 million, put it in an account. I dont want to see it. That's the backup money." Like say what you want but if you've got a brand and a license to print, and your first thought was to sock a chunk of it away? 
Oh yeah she made a killing off of her OnlyFans and apparently didn't even really post anything too revealing. She took a bunch of money from weirdos who were eagerly awaiting her to turn 18. Smart move on her part
Fleeced millions from her "fans" and barely ever showed nipple. Amazing how someone so dumb can be so smart.
There is a difference between the type of intellect required to spell and pronounce words and the type required to understand people. I spell and read definitely above average but people make no fucking sense, and so often do the opposite of what I think they would. If I tried to fleece people I would just manage to lose money instead. I had classmates in high school who struggled to read a book, but give them a welder and some scrap metal and theyd build you a dune buggy.
I am an extremely high functioning autistic. I have a nuclear and refrigeration engineering degrees. I know and love physics and thermodynamics. I never forget a face, voice or walking pattern. Never remember a name. I do not understand people at all myself. They really do some stupid stuff that I will never understand.
She really cashed out acting that dumb. Homie over here is stupid for free.
Id choose to be that dumb if I could get rich like she did lol
Imagine if she's the "wife" that got him that gift...Imagine the horrors that would be their children!  EDIT: OH, FFS! This is NOT a joke that I wanted to even be half-right about! [https://dailyprogress.com/bhad-bhabie---aka-cash-me-outside-girl-from-dr-phil---is/article\_58785feb-611b-58b8-822c-58a1a9d6fdd3.html](https://dailyprogress.com/bhad-bhabie---aka-cash-me-outside-girl-from-dr-phil---is/article_58785feb-611b-58b8-822c-58a1a9d6fdd3.html) ...The fact she is reproducing is practically a crime against Darwin! And if it was with this redneck... 🤦♂️
These are the kids that are asking aita 10 years from now because they want to have a friend over.
The sad thing is, Phil made her filthy rich... boggles the mind how our society is able to function.
There are also 2 very big things that made her famous.
Yeah I know. I just reduce it all to the initial exposure she got at the discount Dr.
Nowhuteighsaigheng?
Cash me ousside how bow dah.
Did you just call me bish?
Speaking of fitin, I just watched this guy get brain damage at ufc 296 in Vegas
Wow! Yore write!!! That explains it awl.
Just imagine what he’d do against a properly trained army 🤣
Fwiw he’s actually a good fighter and I’d be scared of him. I’m just saying with the recent traumatic head injury/seizure he might not be the best guy to have a bucket of bullets
Now you know we always wait until it's time for thoughts and prayers to ask if it was a good idea to have a brain injured person also heavily armed, just sayin
Thoughts and prayers for his future shooting victims.
Stats show that it will most likely be his wife, and kids if he has them.
These guys always see themselves fighting Civil War style or even WW2 style and think hordes of ammo is all they need. I doubt the US military would waste soldiers on these guys, send in a drone, ka-blowie, war is over.
As a U.S. Veteran who swore to uphold the constitution and fought in several recent wars, I would be sad and proud at the same time to end the fantasy these brainwashed morons have built for themselves. A couple of infantry squads could decimate hundreds of these yahoos in most locations in the U.S. but in the forests, mountains, and deep valleys they would either be crushed by artillery, drone strike, or more likely just get starved out. These “warriors” who live at the gym and range think they are tough because they like to camp and hunt. They have no idea what it takes to engage in sustained combat for days, let alone weeks. They will crack when the military cuts their ability to communicate with each other, cuts their access to water, etc. Especially in winter, when their need for heat/comfort will cause them to create a larger thermal target for our drones and satellites. But honestly, I doubt the military would even be needed to handle the few thousand morons who would take up arms. Remember, for better or worse, we militarized our law enforcement over the last 3 decades and states can call in the National Guard. The guard does have a lot of asshats who think they might join a rebellion but most will second guess that when they see just how much they are up against and what happened to the first few hundred who waged war against the U.S. government. I don’t care which president is in office, you don’t threaten civil war and you certainly don’t attack the government unless you want to end up as a literal and figurative stain on the fabric of American history. I’m embarrassed to say that I know a handful of these asshats who have fantasies of civil war and are also veterans. Even they are not a significant threat to the U.S. This includes those who were in the special operations community and I assure you they are all on watchlists. They can and will cause some chaos but in the end they will cause society to move further left instead of in their preferred direction. Such is the way.
I think it's been proven that the majority of them are just talk. They went for brawling during jan 6th. The aftermath of jan 6th mostly amounted to groups like the proud boys going after civilians, not the government. Then they said if trump was indicted it'd be war and they didn't even come out to protest.
Yeah, they were happy to kick the doors down until that got the first one in line shot and suddenly they all started having second thoughts about their revolution fantasies
Agreed. They got real quiet and fearful the moment something happened to them they dreamed of doing to others. Kind of like a child who pushed over an aquarium or expending tv, seeing the mess and knowing they're caught red-handed.
100% Wars are won with logistics. But if US military really wanted to torture them, they'd cut off/jam their wifi...😄😄...no more call of duty...
Eye cann haz boolets?
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Lol, or "400 rounds of 30-06" But don't worry, "fite" will throw them right off the scent.
It took gmail 20 years to stop letting S+Up*l*/) leetspeak shit through the filters but that's been solved now.
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Hough phulish of me, karry ahn
It's actually a really easily solvable problem, considering most of these guys all use the same misspellings everyone else is using. And, you know, they post pictures of themselves holding boxes of ammo saying they're looking forward to killing people. They're not exactly stealthy.
Almost as hard to break as a substition cypher. (Misspelling is intentional to foil "them")
“Dang it. We had a line on these domestic terrorists but they fooled our 20 billion dollar spying apparatus by (checks notes) purposefully misspelling words by imitating a 3rd grader’s spelling. Now we will NEVER catch them.” -NSA probably
They know the gazpacho are watching them!
Mmmm cold soup
So now they don’t have to filter the millions of correct uses of the word fight, and can simplify the process to look for fite? That so so much easier!
And fyte, and fiyte, and fiyt, and phite, and phyte, and ... It's starting to look like a college fight song in here, is football on somewhere? PS: autocorrect actually caught one and I had to go back and unfix it!
So dude here thinks the NSA won’t notice him if he misspells “fight” but otherwise peppers his postings with “1776” and “patriots” and “die” and “rounds”… Big brain energy.
"tyranny" is probably plenty to get on the "hey what's this guy up to?" list.
Let your friend know the Revolutionary War started in 1775. See what type of dumb explanation he comes up with for using the wrong year in his Revolutionary fantasies.
There is a shop owner near my town that has a “in 1776% sure you can’t have my gun” shirt in her display window. Felt like an instigator, so I walked in and in my dumbest take I could manage asked “what’s that about? Isn’t 100% by definition the most a percentage could be?” She gave me a lecture on how it was the year the constitution gave her the right to carry a gun at all times. Asked if she had a copy she could show me as I was interested in hearing more. Pointed out the big ol date on the digital copy I pulled up on my phone and asked where she got the 1776 from. She told me to get out. Went and bought myself an iced coffee to celebrate my success.
You win the Internet today decent person!!
No, but when I was much, much, much younger I raised my hand and said I’d defend the constitution. So I got a pocket copy and read it. Unlike her. I do thank you for your kind words, fellow internet stranger.
> No, but when I was much, much, much younger I raised my hand and said I’d defend the constitution. So I got a pocket copy and read it. Unlike her. i'm dead the constitution and bibles
I’m good with both. The Jefferson Bible strips out the mystical and leaves the teachings. I can absolutely agree with the teachings. My military career was non-combat. We ran terminals, or ports if you prefer. Most of the actual work I did as a reservist was not “real”, but we did deploy for Desert Shield and Desert Storm. We spent our entire tour working in Rotterdam. I needed money as a young man, and was clear I would prefer not to be combat arms of any kind. Fortunately in Hampton Roads we had lots of transportation options. But yes. For fun, consider me like the sharpshooter in Saving Private Ryan. Haven’t shot in 30 years, but I could hit a target almost every time with almost any weapon put in front of me. lol. The. I put that chapter down when my service was complete and haven’t looked back, except to help other vets.
Holy shit, I never thought about that rebuttal. I am embarrassed. Thank you!
A world war was fought using Native American language to communicate strategic information, but yes, replacing a letter will surely stump today’s intelligence gathering community. FFS
I feel like that's giving this dude too much credit. If I have to decide whether (a) he's engaging in sophisticated subterfuge to evade the watchful eyes of the National Security Agency, or (b) he's just an illiterate moron, Occam's Razor dictates that option (b) is the way to bet.
I think spelling is the least worrisome thing about this post
This is funny until Bryce Mitchell shoots up a democratic convention
Did one of those rounds end up in his prefrontal cortex?
He’s an UFC fighter (top 10 but not champ material in 145 division) last fight he got flatlined and started having seizures on the Matt. So yes he has brain damage but even before the fight he thought the earth was flat so
So already dumb as fuck and add brain damage, basically?
Good thing he’s stocked up with ammunition now to go along with his half working brain.
Good job there isn't a correlation between tbi's and sometimes going off and killing people
At first I thought he was trying to avoid getting flagged by the Facebook standards bots. But then I read the rest and realized that he is just stupid.
He spells like he's from 1776
Omg I hope they start using f for s soon Don't juft fit there fite
i do but i am ~~disla~~ ~~dislec~~ ~~dysle~~ ~~dislec~~ have that thing where i cant spell
Deeslècsya
It seems to be a trend with them. The most extreme rightwinger in my locale speaks just like this. Like, over a decade ago he committed a hit-n-run involving a child. At sentencing the judge deemed him incapable of processing what he'd done.
Incapable of processing what he’d done…but if he wants, he can buy all the guns, right? This country is stupid.
The mentally unstable have more rights than the sane
The dead also have more rights than women
I'm not gonna lie I'm actually amazed at the consistency of the errors though.
He doesn't need spelling ability, he has 400 rounds of whatever it is and he's prepared to "fite" and die for he's freedom...... 
Had the same idea. This is like a scream for attention to get on the watch list.
Smells more like a trap to me
Bryce has sustained too many blows to the head.
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Haha! I believe that's called percussive maintenance. He's a great grappler but I'm puzzled pretty much any time I hear him speak.
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Like when you smack a broken TV and it starts working again
It actually sounds like he recovered from his KO lol
Tbf, he is the dude who [somehow accidentally drilled his balls. ](https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2019/03/ufc-nashville-bryce-mitchell-details-power-tool-nutsack-accident) Not metaphorically either, it was with an actual power tool.
This guy’s definitely going to put a gun in his waistband and manage to shoot himself in the junk.
The good news is this "patriot" won't be much of a threat after a few more UFC fights and he's eating his corn flakes blended through a straw
That one KO from Emmet did enough damage
I bet when he woke up he couldn't decide if the earth was flat or round for a while.
Is the tyranny in the room with us now, Bryce?
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400 rds… is not a lot
He’ll get shot before he runs out
then its the perfict amount.
Lifetime supply!
He's bringing a gun to a drone fight.
My other thought was that his wife must hate him. "Here honey! Here's a limited amount of ammo for you to go try and overthrow the government! You'll be fine.” On the other hand, his cousin is probably as dumb as he is.
fite*
He's bringing a deficient brain to a chess match.
Seriously. 400rnds is a good amount of ammo for training and maintaining your skills, but hardly a revolutions worth of ammo.
I bet it lasts the rest of his life if he attempts a revolution...
Good point, well made
Tom from MySpace dropping knowledge bombs on us
Also, take a good look at those rounds.. they look like some blind guy with a reloader fucked up. If someone is giving me ammo for Xmas, please provide it in its original packaging thanks.
Honestly they look like old military surplus rounds, could be ~50 years old depending on where they were sourced. They appear to be chain linked for the .30-06 browning machine gun, so if he is going to use those in his garand, he’ll have to whip out the pliers and do some pullin
They are 100% percent surplus linked for a browning machine gun. Probably from the 60's. I've bought stuff like for my M1
Even if he had a 1919 mg those will last a few minutes. Won’t even be able to train. Not to mention 1919s run like hot shit on a good day.
Bulk ammo is often packaged like this if you order ammo
Ammo prices are fucking ridiculous. Looking at $1 per round for the cheap stuff and it just goes up from there.
Especially when you consider he probably has shit aim.
His wife cant wait for him to fite an die for his freedumb
Twist: Wife's boyfriend bough them for him.
Twist: wife's boyfriend is husband's best friend and he knows exactly what the husband wants.
\*Ralph Wiggum in costume\* I'm a Stormtrooper!
I wonder what rifle he's planning on using? Aren't most rifles in that caliber bolt action?
Yes, but there are also machine guns like the Browning m1917 and m1919, the BAR m1918 and some semi automatic guns like the M1 Garand
There are also some other modern semi autos. In Canada at least you can get several different semi automatic hunting rifles in 30-06.
I know there are more modern ones but i dont remember their names so i only named the ones that came to mind
It is typically a hunting round. A lot of people in my region use it to hunt whitetail. It would work as a combat round, but there are definitely better options.
>It would work as a combat round, It was THE combat round for the soldiers in WWII and Korea who carried M1 Garands. Suffice it to say, things have changed a lot since 1958 though.
Should have asked for a dictionary instead.
Dude got knocked into a seizure just two weeks ago.. his brain is probably still recovering
Bryce has been at this for a long while now. Fully indoctrinated.
Bro can barely hold the box up lol
This guy is dumber than rock, and a nutjob, but he is a professional MMA fighter, and is also ranked in the UFC. He can hold the box.
Yeah, he can hold the box. He's physically gifted, but he's a brain-damaged nitwit. He's also thinks the earth is flat, right?
and dinasours were made up and the earth is only a few thousand years old
A lot of patriots act as if they want to get shot by the US military. That's weird right? I thought they were patriots?
Its more concerning that they salivate over the thought of slaughtering their fellow countrymen...
They say that they love America. But they hate half the people in it.
More than half, they don't even like half of their own base. Especially the really Christian ones that believed in Jesus Christ and his whole helping others and letting others live how they want and to be good neighbors. They only like the ones that thinks like them and no one else. So they tend to use words like patriots and brothers to sound approachable while knowing fully they are not patriots nor care about others than themselves.
Yes. The word patriot just means that they are amongst those that fell into the far right rabbit hole of misinformation.
It’s a bit of a wet dream for them.
For real, gun violence is just a window into these peeps mentality, they seem to fetishize the idea of vigilantism and killing fellow countrymen over the most minor of ideological differences
It's like dreaming about a relative ending up on life support so you can pull the plug, or wishing your dog would get cancer so you can put it down. Just such an unbelievably fucked up mindset to have.
Yeah, but it’s also kinda humorous they think they can take on the strongest military in the world with a 30.06 and 400 rounds. Like when a kitten squares up against a cane corso.
cosplaytriots
Willing to do whatever it takes for their country in a time of need, except wear a mask.
That’s what he’s talking about isn’t it? Somebody made him wear a mask at a Safeway or an Applebee’s. Wouldn’t it be fun to see the look on his face, if he actually didn’t have freedom? he’d very quickly find out the difference between him being a a whiny little bit-ch and real suffering.
Bro they also hate the government, but love cops. And outlaw country. But thin blue line. Etc. Etc. Etc.
They think the military will be on their side.
On today’s Ted talk, we explain how to get put on a watch list.
FBI has entered the chat.
The CIA recruiter has entered the chat
The NSA has always been in the chat
Him- US MILITARY ENCRYPTED: no thank you
Oh come on he’s the perfect fall-guy for a false flag operation!
Weird that top comment is from "totallynotCIA420bro".
It'd be great if law enforcement actually did something with that list besides the usual, "he was being monitored" statement that occurs after the bloodbath.
They do, you just very very very rarely hear about any of those cases. Except when you do, it's some version of "xxxx party is only going after me because I'm part of yyyy party! I did nothing wrong! This is CENSORSHIP and TYRANNY!" But spelled like a complete baboon like the guy pictured here did.
I can only assume he asked his wife to type this out for him too after he wrote the rough draft in crayon.
Well you assumed wrong. She wrote it in pen because he ate all the crayons. 🖍️ mmmmm. Red.
So he wants to kill Americans to prove he's patriotic. Can this guy be put on a watch list now.
But love y'all ! But he'll kill you
God bless\*❤️ \*Unless yer a filthy librul
Proving your patriotism by becoming an enemy combatant. All to own the libs.
Poor Brice got starched in his last fight in ufc.
CTE is his Social Media manager I guess
Ya, that was a brutal one. Good on Emmitt, poor guy couldn't even celebrate properly with the aftermath/seizure going on.
"I love yall but also I'm weirdly compelled by the idea of horrifically murdering 400 of you."
That's giving him and his aim an awful lot of credit. He strikes me as a blindly-firing-around-a-corner-while-sobbing type of gent.
Yeah, but while this guy is waiting for Civil War II, he'll probably shoot his neighbor over a lawnmowing dispute, his own foot while cleaning his firearm, or a family member who gets up in the middle of the night to raid the fridge.
[He almost neutered himself with a drill a few years ago](https://www.vice.com/en/article/zmk75e/ufc-fighter-bryce-mitchell-ripped-his-nutsack-to-shreds-with-a-drill) All I'm saying is I have money on him shooting his own foot
Well ffs that couldn't have happened to a nicer falla
What a loser
That KO recently really did damage
Which makes things that much worse. This guy seized in the ring a couple weeks ago. Anything could set him off now.
Dang, I thought it was a box of batteries for his wife's dildos.
400 rounds for a revolution. Wouldn't last one firefite.
His Wikipedia page is not flattering.. including: "...Mitchell is also a flat Earther, a geocentrist and believes that gravity is a hoax." [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bryce\_Mitchell](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bryce_Mitchell)
She should have gotten him 400 hours of remedial English classes.
Guy’s fiting literacy.
He's such a patriot he wants to shoot his fellow Americans. Says he's willing to fight and die for the country, but I'm sure he didn't want to wear a mask to protect his neighbors. Fuck, these people are stupid.
*Says he's willing to fight and die for the country,* He could have joined the military. He did not. The US military unsurprisingly frowns on insurrectionists.
I know we joke around, but... Presumably someone has contacted the FBI and other authorities about this guy?
It's Liam McPoyle
He's actually a ufc fighter that got knocked out in the first round so hard he had a seizure like two weeks ago. Edit: https://youtube.com/shorts/j3Q8_TMjn5k?si=1lpwjVMiUSGZ3-bU
That was one of the most brutal KOs I've ever seen
Paranoia, stockpiling ammunition, and closed head injuries. What a lovely combination.
The only person this dude should be fighting is his English teacher
Not too worried about a guy who can't spell overthrowing the government.
Overthrowing the government? No. Killing innocent bystanders in a harebrained attempt? That's a legitimate concern.
The only thing he fears is grammar, obviously
It's quite odd that the people that stockpile guns and ammunition as a means to defend against tyranny are the exact ones that want to fight to create a tyrannical government.
Good Lord. I'm a gun owner, and people like this make us look like idiots.
"I'm ready to kill people, GOD BLESS!" Pretty much sums up modern day Christian extremism.
I honestly don't understand how this isn't considered a terrorist threat. The man (despite his piss poor grammar and spelling) basically just admitted (loudly and in a public forum) his desire not just to fight his own government, but also that he's just itching to kill a lot of people. Treating these people like nothing more than a disgruntled joke isn't really the right call anymore, not after 1/6. I realize he's likely been the victim of a lifetime of misinformation, rage bait, and propaganda....but also this shit needs to be taken seriously. I'm all for second amendment rights, but maybe we shouldn't be giving boxes of ammo to people who publicly declare their desire to overthrow the government.
I bet this guy gets mad when he calls somewhere and it makes him press 1 for English.
As a british person who has no idea what a round of 30-06 is I thought you guys had some weird slang for duracell batteries and this dude was fighting playstation controllers how tf was my theory smarter than this guys cause
“im prepared mentally…” Might want to get a second opinion.
From another Internet source: Mitchell is a conspiracy theorist, voicing his belief that SARS-CoV-2 was created in a lab by the U.S. government and deliberately released and that the U.S. government stages mass shootings to advance a gun confiscation agenda. He has also criticized the Federal Reserve as a "corrupt institution" that is manipulating the value of the U.S. dollar. Mitchell is also a flat Earther, a geocentrist and believes that gravity is a hoax.
It's a really long winded way to say he's fucking stupid isn't it
He can't spell. We have an alarming number of adults with a stockpile of weapons who can't read or write. I don't like the way things are trending.
400 rounds is more than you'll be able to use before the military levels your house with artillery, but keep fitin the good fite!
Even if he weren't planning to use it for dumbass things, 400 rounds is still only enough for like... 2 days at the range
Well, he certainly won the *fite* against spellcheck…
His wife knew what she was doing. Divorce can be an annoying process so getting rid of him that way is much easier.