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Jeffrey_Friedl

Was your party on new year's **Eve**, by any chance?


NerdFromColorado

EVE DONT EAT THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT PLEASE


0m3g4_180111

r/angryupvote


gadget850

Nov 11, 2021 according to TinEye.


Jeffrey_Friedl

Close enough! šŸ˜†


smilingcoinpurse

thats a big bite


SyderoAlena

Almost looks like it's more than one


Pikagiuppy

"wait this apple tastes weird, lemme take another bite"


ImStuckInNameFactory

a gigabite


Fickle-Command-1130

Lmaooo full commitment on that bite!


SeriousPlankton2000

Your fault.


Vivid-Cockroach1835

Iā€™d say the party was a success because thatā€™s hilarious


[deleted]

Honest mistake.


GravieraPariani

![gif](giphy|3otPoz2V9lPlSH9pde)


gnarf234

thats a cute little facepalm you got there on your hands. had to giggle. waaay less wtf than the posts you nirmally see on this subredditĀ 


aitis_mutsi

Normal stuff on this sub aren't even facepalms. Facepalms are supposed to be minor screwups that are just kinda embarrassing or goofy, not like, fucking deranged politics and stuff that are often posted here, those are just straight up "What the actual living hell???"


UnluckyHuckleberry52

Mr F!


rocketmn69_

You should give them he'll for not finishing their food


gadget850

On Veterans Day, 2021? That was 12 reposts ago!


MrSKiG88UK

I can hear and feel this image, the squeak and the shuddering feeling travelling down my back like nails on chalkboard or the squeak from pulling apart cotton wool


According-Jelly355

Bro thats 2 bites


bb-wa

And people complain about microplastics in food


theroguescientist

No microplastics in this one. Macroplastics only.


raptorshiba

Well shes going back in for the grapes


eeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkie

Lies thatā€™s not a bite


Zatea-dk

Paint it yellow


SaltyPumpkin007

That just makes me want to bite it more. It's clearly important


sittinginaboat

Yum. Styrofoam!


fomalhottie

Don't be jealous!


majudarah92

Mr.F


Khoobiak

Make lines of flour on a mirror next time.


gummythegummybear

They either have a giant mouth or went back for seconds


SRBroadcasting

Funny thing is I bet it tasted like apples to the drunk dude who did it.


Delicious-Disaster

Anyone know where I can buy myself a bunch of those?


Zezotas

This has a foamy taste


ImperatorDanorum

Must've been a hell of a party. Next time, can I come too?


Blu_Mew

"The Cake is a lie" as is the apple.


DDHDoubleIPA

Was someone drunk, and thought :ā€ that apple looks good, better take a biteā€, and this happened.Ā 


battlewornactionhero

Why does it look kind of like multiple bites were taken though šŸ’€


quantum_ice

Uh, that looks like a *few* bites, I wonder how drunk they were lmao


HighRes-

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thomax77

Hope they went into a deep sleep


RedRayTrue

Bet it tasted well


RealEstateDuck

Someone bit the fapple?


RightWingWorstWing

Lol, it sucks that you didn't get to see the reaction on their face when all that Styrofoam hit their mouth


Frequent-Piano6164

Thatā€™s not a bite, thatā€™s a chomp!


XavierRenegadeDivine

I can only hope they spit it out


rekage99

Obviously a lie. Someone bit half the apple in one go? Sure ok..