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No-Dark-9414

Do a burnout on a confederate flag and watch the tears start flowing


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^No-Dark-9414: *Do a burnout on* *A confederate flag and* *Watch the tears start flowing* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


No-Dark-9414

There is no war in ba sing se, thanks bot


Tankist_boi_WT

this sentence goes unbelievably hard


red286

If you roll coal while doing it, do you think their brains would explode?


GSR667

The don’t tread on me crowd certainly likes to tread on other people.


Patient_Caregiver_85

Yeah, because it makes them feel better. They think they're so big, when, in reality, they're not.


burnmenowz

The fuck your feelings crowd sure has a lot of strong emotions.


East_End878

And "Facts don't care about your feelings" crowd really have really strong feeling about some facts!


Hammurabi87

"Fuck your feelings, but mine need a tender cuddle."


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philbert815

Careful, you may get banned for this. I got banned for three days for making fun of Texas drivers. As someone from Texas. Because Texans are a "protected" class and should not spread hate against them 


GamingTrend

The military has taken me all over the world. I have never met such dumb animals as I have here in Texas.


Aggravating-Ferret61

My son said the same.


Snoo-46218

https://www.newsweek.com/texas-secession-takes-major-step-gop-backs-vote-1911678


[deleted]

Please please PLEASE Seceed Texas! That is goi g to be amazing. I see two outcomes. The US lets them (doubful) and they quickly become a third world shit hole because they suddenly can't suck off the government teat. Or the US says "nope" and steamrolls the fascist Texas state government and replaces them with sane people.


Snoo-46218

Once it gets below 30 degrees, that power infrastructure has, let's say, issues?


LovelyKestrel

Hasn't it also had issues at higher temperatures as well?


DarkDragon8421

It always has issues. Mainly because it has no ability to draw significant extra power (if any) from outside sources during emergencies. That fits the "Texas is bigger and better than everyone!" mentality, though. Their ego and arrogance doesn't allow for reason.


Total_Information_65

so true


Total_Information_65

Yup! ERCOT shits the bed on both ends. And yet, idiot Texans continue to vote R.


Hevyd73

I don't think the secession crowd really thought it all the way through. You become a tiny nation surrounded by what you consider to be a hostile nation.


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the day that texas secedes itll be owned by the cartels within 24 hours.


Xemnasthelynxcub

Not just 1 hostile nation, but 2!


TheCrowHunter

I swear I'm going crazy but last time secession came up didnt the Mexican government release a video of like a standing armed force essentially saying they would invade as soon as Texas became independant? Like I swear they were essentially trying to nudge Texas to remain with the US with that move.


tehramz

I hate our government here but Texas does not really suck off the government teat. We pay more in federal tax than we take in. Honestly, I wish we’d take more and not deny a bunch of stuff that would help the people of this state. Alas though, we have crooks and scoundrels in power here. Also, the vast majority of Texans do not support seceding from the US. Republicans like to bring this up close to elections to rile up the idiots in their base, which there are a lot of.


Puzzled_Bike9558

I think they might be talking about the military bases and the jobs and money that brings in.


abstractraj

The drivers in Texas are in a class of their own. It’s pretty wild


MikuLuna444

Many ppl tell me this! D:


AngrySmapdi

Sad, small, terrified, men. Mostly afraid of their own feelings.


Hammurabi87

Sad, small, terrified, yes. Men, not necessarily -- I've seen plenty of women that act like this too, even if men are the majority demographic for this attitude.


1singleduck

They're like small, defenceless animals that defend themselves by living in groups and being very loud.


Felix_111

Same tough guys who murder unarmed children


ceotown

They're a bunch of snowflakes


VibraniumRhino

The “fuck your feelings” crowd sure has a lot of snowflakes in it, doesn’t it 🤭 Every accusation is a confession with these hateful idiots.


Fatal_Furriest

"don't force me to accept gaynessssss!!! Keep your deviant sexuality away from me! Bet you're thinking of me naked!!1!" says the guys no LGBTQ person would even dream of being near, they have standards bruv


VisionAri_VA

The funny thing is, they don’t like aces, either.  So, really, they’re anti everyone who isn’t them. 


schafkj

Because they hate themselves. Everything is projection, every accusation is a confession. I guarantee you the guy in those tweets is attracted to men and hates himself for it. So he takes his own self hatred out on others.


Hammurabi87

In general, I agree, but in the specific case of "Gunther Eagleman," that username is just ***so*** incredibly on-the-nose that I have a hard time believing it isn't a Russian propaganda account.


MentalGymnast4269

That's a good observation... then again, I wonder if the man for his profile pic is really him or some photo that he took from a simple Google image search. Thankfully we have reverse image search


CrispyTacoPosso

they also get really snippy when facts go against their feelings 


Thebadgamer1967

Shockingly unsurprising


GarbageCleric

Well, yeah. It's "Don't tread on *me*." not "Don't tread on *us*.".


impaledonastick

Rules for thee, not for me.


Then-Pie-208

Please don’t give them ideas, I’d hate to see news headline of some sick fuck doing burnouts on some random trans kids face


CommunicationHot7822

Gunther is indeed a terrible person. Probably posting from St Petersburg too. And I don’t mean the one in Florida.


opodopo69

I think he's a bait account I mean GUNthur EAGELman


BlazingShadowAU

Tbf, he could have changed his name to that. Or just go by that handle and nickname. After all, we know they have no problem with changing pronouns when it suits them.


silver-orange

If you google "who is Gunther eagleman", yeah, it's a pseudonym.  Apparently he's a cop from Texas 


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

That's so stupid it's genius. I hate it. That's probably exactly what the account operator was going for. It's right up there with "HEY YOU! JOIN THE NAVY!"


DecisionAvoidant

Hmm, yes. My next choice was AMERICAN JOE OHIO.


Omnizoom

I’d call him a shitstain on the human race but that would be insulting to shitstains


serenwipiti

Yeah, there’s no way that’s a real human. ^lmao It’s like a MAGA hat came to life and got a social media account.


AlternativeDuty7854

This is so obviously some Chinese or Russian bot with a name like goddamn “Gunther Eagleman”


Dryland_snotamyth

Agreed and the fact anyone interacts with them just further spreads their spew. Don’t feed rhe trolls


MentalGymnast4269

Bro... it's Twitter (or X as E Lawn likes to call it). People are definitely going to cancel and feed him like they're feeding the birds.


Philostronomer

Gunther Eagleman is just a Russian troll farm account, he's not even a real person.


SnooGuavas1985

10/10 name by the trolls


GreyerGrey

We had cute little multi colored puzzle pieces (not related to Autism Speaks) at the cross walk near a local school. Someone wrote slurs on them. They were not rainbow. Just bright primary and secondary colours.


Flat_Wash5062

People suck. I'm so sorry.


JTD177

Imagine being proud of bigotry?


mattjones73

I stand firm by my belief that people who have this much hate are really having a hard time suppressing their own gay feelings so they take it out on others.


RipWhenDamageTaken

They’re actually just hating. They find things to hate. It’s not like they’re secretly immigrants also


morningwoodx420

The self hatred comes into play when their score on the kinsey scale spikes to anything past a 2. They spew vitriolic hate just to spew it, but the moment they think a man’s ass looks nice in jeans, they ramp up the intensity of their hate towards LGBTQ even more, because they need to suppress that attraction


RainbowCrane

Yeah, as a gay man the whole, “he’s just a closet case,” thing has always come across as just another kind of homophobic slur - “only a closet case could be this hateful, he couldn’t possibly be straight.” I don’t really care about the motivations behind homophobia, anyone spouting this kind of bigotry is a heartless asshole who would rather kids be dead than LGBTQIA+.


RipWhenDamageTaken

Yea I see the same thing too. I still remember the era of “stop asian hate”. Wonder how people would’ve reacted if I said they were secretly asian 🤷🏻‍♂️


CondescendingShitbag

> Wonder how people would’ve reacted if I said they were secretly asian *"Bullshit, I'm terrible at math..."*


gandalf_el_brown

their grandparents probably were immigrants though


Aeywen

it replaces beating his wife and kids.... not even joking.... that's often how this works...


Embarrassed_Self3026

Could be true. Before I came out I just thought all guys wanted to be girls. The moment I realized that is not true was incredibly changing for me.


littlecocorose

my experience realizing i am ace was quite similar!!


irredentistdecency

“*Look, I would not have a problem with gay men if they would just have the decency to stop sucking my dick every single day…*” /s


Outside-Place2857

Please stop blaming marginalized communities for the violence and hate they have to deal with.


Wolfman01a

Is his name really Gunther? An American named Gunther screams toothbrush mustache culture from birth. It explains a lot.


PNW_Skinwalker

Name could mean he was born from German immigrants. No need to look for malice where there is none


Wolfman01a

I'M born from German immigrants and I don't know any Gunthers. No, thats suspect.


rdanby89

“I refuse to partake in this nonsense” -someone who spends all day obsessing over said “nonsense”


_Pawer8

Let's be honest that pained flag is stupid and dangerous. For one it doesn't seem scraped so it's gonna be slippery AF and second they pained it over road markings. Dude is an idiot anyway don't get me wrong


mojoyote

Why paint that on the road in the first place? Is it really necessary, and is it not just a kind of provocation at this point, to put big bright symbols of your alternative sexuality all over the place in public? Live your lives as you wish, and let others live in peace, too. An unpopular opinion on Reddit, maybe.


Glad-Ad-7618

No. This is the correct opinion.


Onlypaws_

It’s interesting to me that people even give this clown the time of day. Posting him here just gives him more of a platform; I honestly think posts from him (and others… see: MTG) should be banned.


Amarok1987

This is childish behavior. But why is that pride flag on the street anyway? What purpose does it have? The paint makes the street more slippery on a potentially braking point. And for what? Why paint the streets anyway? It's made for those douchbags to vandalism. Its like putting hundreds of footballs in a mall and wondering that people kick them around.


P0pu1arBr0ws3r

Frankly tho, the road isn't exactly the best place to paint a pride flag, for multiple reasons...


Available-Damage5991

and that's why they evolved to be placed on walls.


Wooden_Masterpiece_9

This is my thought process: if the pride flag is on a wall? Awesome. We should gladly supply the paint. If the pride flag is on the ground…? On a fregging street that cars drive over…? That doesn’t really make a lot of sense to me.


Mr_MazeCandy

For them, even if it has no affect on their life whatsoever, if they hear about it or see it out of the corner of their eye, that counts as having being forced to participate. So using the, ‘no one is forcing you to have sex with men, why are you so insecure’ argument won’t work. For them it’s ‘cease to be, don’t even cause a single neuron of mind to fire in response to this, or I’ll turn society against you’


flexi_bitionist

"Fuck your feelings, snowflake!" "No, no wait...not MINE, ONLY your feelings! Mine matter always, all the time!" I would say their parents must be proud, but the reality is, they likely are. This level of idiocy is nurture, not nature. Nobody is this stupid naturally. Somebody's pawpaw thinks this is peak comedy.


biggies866

Small dick in a big truck doing small dick things.


DickPump2541

You must have such a comfortable and complacent life when things like rainbow flags make you that angry. Fucking snowflake.


Aeywen

as long as breaking your hate cult symbol is a hate crime so should this be. I hate how far Christianity has fallen in the states.


bitetheasp

That person had to make that second image. They had to sit there and edit it until it was just right, but for how long? "Hmm, which flag goes to which word?"


TransAnge

Hey look it's government property damage from the "respect the law" guys


MensaMan1

With a name like Gunther, I’m not surprised he has to hate on other people.


SaltyBarDog

No one asked you to, Gunther McSockFucker. Part of that rainbow is no fuckhead bigots. You aren't invited to the party, dance, or parade.


SmoothOperator89

I consider myself an ally and not even I knew that many pride flags existed. Weird to be so obsessed with something that you don't want to have to see.


Producer_n_PDX

His name sounds like a weapons contractor company that also makes boner pills


Timely-Salt1928

God damn, for people who hate these kinds of things all up in their faces, they sure do post and talk about it a whole hell of a lot.


CoatAlternative1771

Whoever decide to put the flag in the road is dumb. It’s literally asking for assholes to do this. I see people doing this, *when there isn’t a brightly colored target on the road*. The assumption people wouldn’t do a burnout on it is naive.


NoConnection1

I went to his account to tell him he’s a pos, but I must’ve already done that sometime in the past because I’m blocked. 😂😂😂 Such little babies.


No-Dark-9414

Dude also has an Instagram feel free to have a convo with him on there as well


ElastaticTomorrow

Learn English if you're going to troll.


Double-Ho-7

Y’all falling for the bait smh


Existing-Tax-1170

You have to be pretty delusional to plaster a huge flag in the middle of the road and then complain when it gets tire marks on it.


Electrical-Room-2278

Love how the ace flag falls under "weird shit". What's more depraved than... *checks notes* never fucking?


YomiNex

I want to remember to every christian fighting for the words in the bible that the word "homosexual" was added in 1946 Before the word used was another (too complicated i dont Remember It exactly now) But the original word mean child molester not homosexual The bible initially said "a man should not sleep with a children as he sleeps with women cause Its sin" basically, sin Is not the Word used but you get the point So the bible said that you have to fight child molester not homosexuals So go and find some christian preacher, im pretty sure he molested at least one child


Competitive-Move5055

To be fair this is in on the city. There's a reason you don't put flags on ground.


CyrilsStryke4ce

Not comfortable with homosexuality? I have a simple solution. Don’t be gay, dumbass


DinoDiggerZ

Why are you as a man concerned and angry about me having sex with men. That isn't hatred, that my friend is jealousy


Academic-Agent

Stop reposting this knuckle dragger.


LykosDarksilver

Agreed. I doubt he even believes half this shit so much that it brings in those rage clicks and sweet, sweet and revenue.


Aeywen

heres reminding everyone that if i went to a random Christian display and spray painted it, id get 2-5 mandatory.


MyCrustySock

imagine their outrage if someone did that to an american flag painted on the street


happy_meow

I’m so over this crap. If someone is gay, cool, if someone is trans, do you fam, if someone wants specific pronouns, I’ll do my best to cater and use them. The hate we see on a day to day basis about the LGBTQ+, Israeli and Palestinians is beyond my understanding.


Disturbed235

If they make him puke, then he shouldnt deepthroat so hard!


Explicit_Tech

This guy is giving big gay energy


Crush-N-It

For someone who is anti-gay he knows a lot about the life.


bowens44

Trump and MAGA have made people's most vile tendencies acceptable.


Tanleader

Where I live, we're getting sent out to repair the marks left behind, so his hatred is giving me more money. But honestly, I don't understand the hate for some coloured stripes on some bit of asphalt.


TheScienceNerd100

Normalize doing to confederate flags what they do to pride flags to see what happens.


PagingDrTobaggan

Can you imagine expending that much effort and energy ‘not caring’ about something?


Coloradommafan

He's 100 on grinder and had another man's penis in his mouth at some point.


OberainX

I can't. Every time he posts I have to laugh at his name. He literally went with the first choice at nazinamegenerator.com


Bigolebeardad

Gunther is def a power bottom and dumb as f$ck


Educational-Tomato58

That account is definitely feeling a little bi-curious and blames the liberals for it.


Enough_Minimum_3708

something tells me Gunther got his dick sucked at a gloryhole a good couple times and is trying to convince himself that was not a dude on the other side


WintersDoomsday

Can we just make ad/engagement revenue illegal? Call it a day? Can this clown get a REAL job?


RS4_V

Tbf, putting anything important in the street is a bad idea


happyanathema

Ironic that Gunther Eagleman sounds like a top German Gay Porn actors name.


Highvoltage-Redhead

I just wish people who painted the street had to take a motorcycle safety course. Aside from that do what makes you happy


The_the-the

Aromantics mentioned!!! 🥳🆒🍾 (“Gunther Eagleman”—which is totally a real name btw—included our flag lol)


PhantomPain0_0

So was the car supposed to fucking fly or what 🤣


GpaSags

There's no chance in hell that someone who makes \*that\* big a show over \*not\* being gay doesn't have a hard drive filled to the brim with downloaded gay porn.


FormalCookie430

My favorite rap quote "what you eat don't make me shit and who you fuck don't make me cum." -J. Cole Do you and love who you love ❤️


Birdy304

I wish someone could explain to me why these people care so much about something that does not affect their lives at all. Why do you care about how others live their lives? The hate just baffles me and scares me for gay/trans people that I love.


Advanced-Air-800

I think its more the fact its shoved into everyones faces and are forced to accept it. People accepted guys and lesbians, hell they even have parades but suddenly the trans+ communities jumped on the band wagon. Even some gay people aren't happy with them jumping aboard, now that MAPs are trying to squeeze themselves under the same blanket, thats where people are starting to break.


ImMeliodasKun

I don't have to sleep with other men? Phew my jaw hurts...


AValentineSolutions

Guarantee that this guy has wanted to have sex with men before, and all this bigotry is projection so he can hope the gay will go away.


zblaze90

Gunther absolutely has homosexual tendencies that he doesn’t know how to deal with


FlaAirborne

Maybe we just need a redneck cracker appreciation month so they wont feel left out.


jsh0761

The funniest thing is seeing the truck is a ford platinum. So, he's (truck driver) just showing he's also gay in his own way.


kr4ckenm3fortune

Damn...instead of coming together so we can save the planet, we got douchbag here burnning more rubbers and gas all because he is offended that the females are ditching him for their own genders or that even guys don't wanna touch him either...


Sparrowning

Americans if someone lets their flag touch the ground: HOW DaRE YOU, YOU CANT DISRESpEVT THE FLAG Americans when they see any other flag:


Aphephou

Alright hear me out, the second one actually belongs in r/clevercomebacks 😂


OwO-animals

People say kids are getting indoctrinated in schools about LGBT, but to that I say, at least they don't get indoctrinated into racism and homophobia at home!


Think-Confidence-624

Gunther is a Russian troll and you cannot convince me otherwise. He spews hate 24/7 on that horrible platform.


Sad_Instruction1392

Piss on a US flag this 4th of July and watch the baseball cap, sunglasses, in my car video content creators froth at the maw about trampling on freedom.


adub282

No one on earth is going to agree with everything. As far as I know, no one else paints their symbols on the streets, why give them the opportunity to do this kind of thing? There's lots of other ways to demonstrate pride. Unfortunately, this will never stop.


Leather_Network4743

This clown probably sucked more dick in his life than a $20 hooker and he hates himself for it. Sad.


dirtyfloorcracker

These people are so afraid the other half of the population doesn’t want to sleep with them either.


HughJahsso

Guarantee you that dude fights with gay fantasies daily.


darketernalsr25

I'd bet money this dude saw a trans woman and got a boner, then found out she's trans, and is now so insecure in their sexuality that they do shit like this to compensate. As a matter of fact, I'm willing to bet this is true of most Conservative men.


New_Ad_3010

For the record, peeling out on pride colors is a crime. Sooooo, you know. Play stupid games, etc.


Ashamed-Isopod-2624

Has anyone been prosecuted for it? I can't imagine it's anything more than a vandalism charge.


RepresentativeAide14

I think peeing in public is a crime regardless of the ground your piss falls onto


FourUnderscoreExKay

So long as people stay in their lane, I will stay in my lane. None of this affects me, none of it should affect me. The people who are affected by these things are the people who actively involve themselves in those situations and then complain about the fact that “people are forced to participate.” No, sir. You drove off the cliff yourself. You have only yourself to blame for getting into this car wreck.


Working_Original_200

Who cares about people posting on X. This guy talks shit cause he ain’t shit.


Hillbilly-joe

Eventually someone will find Gunther yard and wip some donuts


PokeBattle_Fan

That ''B'' fellow is my new hero. And I,m not even part of the LGBTQ+ community.


Paxkage

I'd like to know his definition of "going along," most likely it's little more than seeing something that does not affect him at all


nekoinu_

maga males actually have the highest suicide rates. absurdly high too. White boomers in red state kill themselves at a rate of around 60 out of 100,000. US and Japan average is about 17-18.


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Adept_Car1477

Well they have a lot of guns on that side so what can you do?


KatokaMika

My 7 am brain though the dude was happy about the flag being drawn in the floor ( also were I came from we don't really care where that much about our flag ) so I was like " hell yeah spreading awareness draw it everywhere. " and the second one was that he was against the post 🤣


_FREE_L0B0T0MIES

Let me start out with the obvious fact of if you are projecting your anger, rage, fears, insecurities, ect on others only because of them being different or living different than, you have issues, and you are the problem. This post is funny to me because I, as a veteran, have been called names, jeered, and slandered by members of the LGBTQ community. The difference is I just turn their own adjectives and vomitous rhetoric around to ridicule the person doing the act worse than they did me, just as I do to anyone that's foolish enough to berate me for their own gain. You do something stupid, you get called out. Totally equal treatment for everyone. That, and more than a few of the people I have been downrange with are of alternative sexual and gender roles. They're still my brothers & sisters. As long as you're not harming others or infringing on their liberties & rights, you have the right to pursue happiness however you see fit. Just don't make your choices everyone else's problem. It really is too easy. "Treat each other most awesomely." -Ted Theodore Logan PS: For the slow ones in the back, the stupid driver and the dipshit making bigoted statements in the picture are obviously just that, stupid dipshits.


AlyxNotVance

That censored "Brian Krassenstein" is almost perfectly readable


Dat1Neyo

I don’t get it either: the colors are cool and who doesn’t like a good party?


ThatGasHauler

Me thinks ol' Gunther, either has, or wants to participate.


tazzietiger66

straight cis male here , I don't get why the LGBTQI+ people get so much hate , they have never done anything to warrant it .


ImBurningStar_IV

Didn't some kid get cocked over big time for defacing public property doing this a year or 2 ago? Assholes never learn


yunohavenameiwant

We all know why