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Jedi_Lazlo

I feel like I've been seeing this post again and again since I was a small child and the interwebs still had tubes.


ColoradoPhotog

If the internet is a repeat season for you that might be a good time to go out and play with the grasses and the butterflops and the little sky chickens.


Jedi_Lazlo

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IChooseYouNoNotYou

I would but it's literally Death degrees outside right now


ColoradoPhotog

True, she be a warm planet out there. Thats why I am also not hanging out with the sky chickens today.


ArthurBurtonMorgan

Earth must’ve moved a couple feet closer to the sun…


ColoradoPhotog

Only a couple, or we would be on fire and dying.


MaybeKaylen

I’m pretty sure I saw this last week.


Merijeek2

I remember that time I climbed up a ten foot ladder. My hair burst into flames.


cantproveidid

Icarus enters the chat.


Merijeek2

I was fine, though. I dove into a 10 foot deep hole and the extreme cold caused my hair to immediately extinguish.


noisullli

So that’s why I start to sweat when climbing the stairs in my house. Here’s me thinking it was due to my obesity.


I_Lick_Your_Butt

How dare you undermine my post with facts.


growingcoolly

"You had better let me be wrong, and damn proud of it!"


Decabet

Saw this shit all the time in 2016 with distant relatives posting pro-Trump garbage. I'd try to diplomatically and politely provide them facts refuting the lies they were posting and got met with "this is MY Facebook page!"


Blkgurlsmuse

😮 Not 10 feet- 🤣then get mad!💀


hachidono

A moment's silence please for all those people who climb up ladders and just burst into flames and those who go into the cellar and die of hypothermia.


Sargatanus

Repost bots are scum


cirquefan

Seen it dozens of times, and am always greatly amused by "I didn't ask you, did I? Answer: NO"


wasted-degrees

Man this is an internet history lesson. This one goes back at least a decade.


liccxolydian

This image is as old as the number of pixels it has.


SpaceStation_11

I was told this by someone in high school in the late 90s. They really didn't appreciate me pointing out that we were on the second floor and hadn't yet combusted.


Curculese

The ignorance is strong with this one.


New_World_2050

Why can't someone just walk 10 feet away the sun and freeze then?


JUSTIN102201

I remember hearing this “fact” over a decade ago and repeating it until an embarrassingly late age. I think I was 19-20 when I realized it was wrong


twilsonco

Just hope they remember next time they feel the need to inject their superstition into other people’s business to ask if it was requested. Answer: NO


BuckLuny

A repost of a repost is in fact a repost of a repost of a repost now.


Kizzle_McNizzle

The old, petty me would dedicate unhealthy amounts of time commenting on their status telling them they're wrong.


Mourning_Star_A

Who invited you to my echo chamber? GTFO!


Disastrous-Mess-7236

This is a repost.


anythingMuchShorter

I always find this odd, when people get mad that they got replies with opinions about what they said. You posted it on a site with the sole function of letting others see it and comment on it. You DID ask for their opinion.


Separate-Check5266

Unless it's deemed "racist".


slackerdc

Change Feet to percent it becomes true.


Head-Growth-523

Religitards 🤣🤣🤣


DoomshrooM8

Ahh, science 😌 NOW BURN THE WITCH!! 🤣🤣


Anticipator1234

Fact! Stupid people don't know how fucking stupid they are!