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I was looking for what was wrong with this picture way too long before realizing it was the tattoo.

I'll pay big bucks to know how the convo went the first time she visited her parents for dinner after getting this tattoo..

Optimistic that she has a working relationship with her parents.

Maybe one of the parents is featured in the tattoo?

That family album is wildin I bet

Or both?

Maybe both of the parents are featured in the tattoo?

I think that is a check box on the waver before the tattoo procedure. It's down there marked as "Have you talked to your father in the last 10 years." Right above, "Is your uncle way too friendly with you." and "How many of your mothers boyfriends are in prison?"

To get a tattoo like this I’m pretty sure when you visit your parents you’re pouring wine in the grass

Mad Dog 20/20

Her mom died when she was 9 and her dad’s been in prison the last 15 years.

But mom, I wanted a microphone because I want to be a singer and it just *happened* to look like this.

You got to admire the artwork though. Impressive realism.

Tattoos have *cum* a long way.

Ba dum pum-tiss!!

Ba *cum* tiss

At first I thought it was like an anthro shark singing into a microphone Damn I was wrong

Same.

The detail is very good though.

I know right? Like look at the wrinkles on those balls lol

So r/ATBGE?

Just wait a few years.

What, you think the balls will sag?

balls get less wrinkly as you age, the wrinkles get distributed via the geriatric system. It's similar to how head hair is relocated to the ears and nose.

It will age as the original

LOL The balls will look like they're on a 90 yr old man who takes viagra.

Apart from the ring finger weirdly

Imagine if you were dating this girl and she refused to give you a BJ.

You file a lawsuit for false advertisement.

It says it right here on the box

Just wait until you see the tattoo on her box

"Offer not valid in several states"

I can only see her left side in the photo

No it’s on her arm

The price is on the can though ☹️

Let’s be real I’m approaching this one immediately.

We all are.

Then it would probably mean your dick stinks.

Or she was REALLY bad at it.

Even worse, she'll give everyone but you a BJ

Like Sarah Silverman in "A Million Ways to Die in the West" A prostitute who slept with everyone except her boyfriend lol

Imagine dating this girl

What I find interesting is that she doesn’t have a lot of tattoos. Personally, more thought and commitment went into my first tattoos. Also, while it’s really good work - it looks like there are 6 fingers on the hand? The ring finger (or second ring finger) is a nub? So probably ai?

It honestly looks like someone photoshoped it onto her arm now that you mentioned that.

That’s my guess as well. That tattoo definitely exists on someone though

Don’t ruin this for me. I want to believe she’s out there, working at a daycare…

"Honey, I think we should hire Miss Beejtat from the daycare to babysit the kids. I just think she has a really bubbly pesonality."

Good catch.

apparently both women are rolling joints too, since people normally curl their fingers up into fine points for long periods of time.

The ones hands are two different skin tones as well.

The person laying just behind them with their legs up, has a leg under their legs. So I think you’re right and it’s AI

Guy in the shorts top left is walking on air with his leg nub

Also voting AI bc of the lady in th back with the super long arm.

If you spread your pinky and ring finger and push the fat pad of your hand like you’re holding something it makes that shape. It’s actually a very specific hand anatomy detail and not an AI extra finger for once lol 

It looks too big to just be shifted hand flesh imo

I can't believe I had to scroll so far to find this. My first thought at seeing the image was "either photoshop or AI" cause the tattoo looks sticked on rather than actually on her.

Maybe that's the only photo she had of her dead mom?

Or only known photo of dad

OMG you guys. lol

Of her and her dad.

Dude...

That’s so bad….😂😂😂😂😂😂

I just spit out my coffee

You should have swallowed

At least it's coffee. I bet she spits something else.

This broad doesn’t spit. She gargles.

OG hawk tua

Wow, just... wow. *slow clap*

It’s decent work at least?

It’s her boyfriend’s matching tattoo that is the real crowd pleaser.

Why? All anyone would see is the back of her head. Edit: speaking of head: This joke CLEARLY went over some of yours...

Why do you assume it’s of her going down on him?  I think op means the reverse :)

Thank you. Someone really has cock on their mind since seeing this.

lol, always a proud advocate for equal rights 😜

Never hurts to advertise 👍

Should add her OF link then

I need to get a qr tatooed to my arm as a business card, then I can never forget one

Maybe she's a professional on the topic and gives free advices

I can confirm. She works as a caretaker for the elderly.

I don’t understand the people anymore

I know a guy who got a flintlock pistol tatted on his forearm. It look so much like a dick that there is no way the artist didnt realize.

Im old. Someone explain this to me… Is this real or like photo / AI 🤖 stuff?

I’ve seen plenty of people, mainly women, with this kinda tattoo. My guess is it’s real.

you have not seen plenty of people with photo realistic tattoos of them sucking large, veiny, delicious cocks and saggy, wrinkly balls that i just wanna gargle. no way.

I’ve seen at least half a dozen people in my time with similar tattoos to this, champ. Hate to break it to ya.

And they're allowed to expose them in public? I mean, shouldn't it count as exhibitionism of sexual content to non consentent people (and surely even kids)?

Public indencency laws vary by state. Even in ones where they are broad it would be difficult to convict based off of body art.

Ew. I just looked at the legislation in my country since I was curious, and things you wouldn't be allowed to show in public (like a nazi symbol or a porn picture) are also forbidden as a tattoo.

Tattoos are covered by the first ammendment here. What constitutes "art" legally in the US is so broadly defined that it is almost impossible to deem any work as not meeting the criteria, and art is also protected by the first ammendment. Depending on the context they may be able to force her to cover it up/remove her from the venue. But yea, no prosecutor is going to want the headache of pursueing legal action.

We’re pretty weird in the US. Breastfeeding in public is banned in a lot of places because, eek, naked boobies. Tattoo boobs, vaginas, penises etc or print them in a t-shirt and it’s self-expression. I don’t particularly object to someone’s right to have this tattoo exposed in public, but it’s an odd logical process that makes actual body parts more obscene than artistic representation.

I’m sure she’d have been arrested now if it were, but just because it’s legal doesn’t make it ok imo

Yes of course, but if it was illegal, I'd think she'd at least try to hide somewhat, making it less likely for unwanting people to see it.

Where the hell do you hang out? Asking for a friend.

It is real unfortunately

Maybe it's an advertisement of her services. Still, gross. Incidentally, this should really have an NSFW tag.

Scene from her favorite movie perhaps? Whatever the reason… that’s impressive artwork.

She was singing on a mic... Your dirty like me

Wearing her passion on her arm sleeve? Idk.


Keeping it classy.

Hawk Tuwak girl approves this ad

Advertising. Every good business needs good advertising.

I bet she’s popular

The real question to be asked, is that her?

Bro… NSFW tag man.

It’s AI! Why doesn’t everyone know this is a generated image???

Mom what’s that on your arm?

That's how I met your mother - Dad probably

r/ATBGE

This is fierce!

lol is that of herself?


I thought it was her hitting a bong for a second. On another note: that artist really nailed the ballsack.

Bet her master made her get it.

Now we all know what she's passionate about in life

Her: "Where are all the nice guys"

She is advertising that you can fix her.

At first I thought it was a bong lol

Maybe the price is on the other arm?

I’m sure she’s hella sexy though

Why!?

Who gets a tattoo of themselves? Lol

It looks… it looks like it’s a picture of HER sucking a dick hahaha

This is trash

Uhhh, NSFW tag?

Photoshopped click bait - also NSFW where there fuck is that tag and the blur?!?! The hand she's using to suck the dick has 5 fingers and I guess a thumb? Notice how the fingers get larger till the index finger is massive? And the thing next to her pinky finger is that the nub from the finger she lost to that lawnmower accident?? Fucking A.I. - its a pretty well known face that A.I. cannot reproduce human hands very well for some reason. Someone photoshopped that on her arm - and yes I spent time looking at the pic for any upcoming replies, she's a cute girl

AI. Mishaped women in the background. Extra nubby finger. Shaded all kinds of wrong. Shadows dont line up. Prob was a decent photo of an actual BJ but has been altered in AI and plastered on some chicks arm. It's a decent attempt. But it still fails to look real. Don't be so gullible folks. Look closely.

Also, between the two women, there is a disembodied hand reaching to touch fingertips with the tattoo lady. WHO’S HAND IS THAT?!

She's just displaying her favorite hobby? Also, she more than likely never any sort of decent parenting growing up.

She asked for a “Hawk Tat Tuah”

It’s AI or old school photoshop

Tag NSFW please

whats the need......aparently...a cock...dick or something similar into the mouth

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I think people are moreso just uncomfortable with the outright porn she has tattooed to her and is flaunting in public (y'know, the place you shouldn't be showing everyone porn?)

She liked the photo. I guess she figured others would too.

A guy had a tune tattoo below his navel, so she can read music during bj

Why? To elicit this exact reaction.

Sweet kid.

Now get a tattoo of her giving head and using her left hand but zoomed out so the original tattoo is visible within the tattoo, ad infinitum

Advertising?

I bet a good coverup artist could turn that into a clarinet.

"It's Benny Goodman, Officer, honest! I'm just really into big band music" 🎶

Silly hippies

I’m getting my potato peeler ready

Better than a name? I'm just trying to find the bright side.

That's going to be an awesome tat in 20 years.

She really wears her heart on her sleeve

If you only know how to do one thing, be the best at it and tell the world

The need? To piss somebody off. Just who? That’s the interesting question.

Man, that's a funny looking mushroom. She must really like mushrooms.

Imagine someone trying to threaten her with scandalous pictures. She'd just roll her sleeve up and be like 'bitch, what?'

I was like looking at the tattoo and still thinking for almost a minute and after I said “oh! Wow…”

😂

She's probably a double fisted ugh ugh 9000 queen. Love it

Maybe she didn't pass in enough signal in her last relationship!!

Classy

So if you look at her thumb you’ll see an abnormality large thumbnail, then look at the two women to the right of her head and they both have Gumby arms; this is either AI or photoshop or both.

Hawk Tattuah

The tattoo artist definitely has talent


Classless!!

*"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?"*

Classy

Oh wow…

“Welcome to (insert tattoo parlour); what can we do for you today?” “I want a tattoo of someone giving a blowjob.”

I was zooming in thinking the girl in the back had shit or something and then I saw it lmao

Wow this took me way too long to realize. I thought the tat was a girl smoking a bong lmao 🤣🤣🤣 definitely something else going on here

Tattoo is not wrong. But maybe showing it in public.

Whats the problem to tatoo your favorite food ?

I dunno. Lemme go find her on social media so I can ask. In person.

That tattoo sucks.

She knows what she likes I suppose

Haha, she's the type to be like .. Guys think I'm a hoe just because I have this tattoo of me sucking a huge cock on my arm 🤣🤣🤣

Look, we guys like nymphomaniacs for obvious reasons… but not when they’re more “maniac” than “nymph”.

Given how pretty the girl in the tattoo is, I can’t imagine how haggard and trash her real face must be.

Someones father is extremely disappointed

Good for her many many boyfriends.