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WhatWasReallySaid

Welcome to Costco, I love you.


cjyoung92

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delmsi

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theganggetsmtg

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Plastic_Top5413

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rpgnoob17

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Kensta9

![gif](giphy|11cpNo3OMYwFHO)


LouSputhole94

![gif](giphy|3otPoocjXLBsnh8XaU)


srslywatsthepoint

"Shut up, shut up, sit yo monkey ass down. Shhhiiiitt, .... I know shits bad right now, what with all the dust storms, and that starving bullshit ... but I got a solution ..."


Phonemonkey2500

Don’t forget the lack of burrito coverings. That’s my single issue vote.


Slap_Nut5

![gif](giphy|l0MYIv8kMQna584CI|downsized)


shade1tplea5e

lol I’m naming my next dog Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho


JustLetItAllBurn

Terry Crews did such a perfect job in that role.


milkmaster420420

Couple of us guys were wonderin if we could go family style on her ?


Ruckus292

Ah yes, the lesser known "Costco: soulmate trading co"


Talkingmice

Whoever is paying to make this show is absolutely dumb af


notapunk

Brought to you by the producers of "Ow, My Balls"


[deleted]

Go away. ‘Batin. 


ebobbumman

Don't wanna sound like a dick or nothin, but uh, it says on your chart that you're fucked up.


qweef_latina2021

Why come you don't have the tattoo?


Indigo2015

![gif](giphy|11cpNo3OMYwFHO)


CalicoJake

Maybe she needs more electrolytes!


dandle

There was a time in this country – a long time ago – when reading wasn't just for f**s, and neither was writing. People wrote books and movies – movies that had stories, so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting – and I believe that time can come again!


jacobby37

It's speeches like this that make me want to vote for Not Sure


Sh4rpSp00n

What's scarier is they also vote


JOlRacin

It reached it's peak in a couple days, it's way past there already, by the time they even start filming, it'll be dead


DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE

Yah that’s not how this works. Cash me outside girl has a net worth of $25m bc all it takes is a foot in the door for appearance fees and then you can aggressively monetize your brand even if your brand is absolutely fucking stupid.


kgkuntryluvr

This. So many people commenting that her time to shine has passed are being shortsighted. If she plays her hand right, she’ll be a millionaire long before the rest of us. Edit: most of us will never be millionaires


craignumPI

Her time to spit shine!


OldPyjama

They used to call him spit shine Tommy. Now go home and get your fuckin shinebox.


NoBenefit5977

![gif](giphy|3CU9QjErtnI8E)


OldPyjama

You really are a funny guy!


lerriuqS_terceS

Which is so mind numbingly stupid


1ConsiderateAsshole

Let me tell you about the kardashian family.


cudef

You cherrypicked the hell out of that example. Name 5 more meme people that rode the wave to career success.


SpiffyMagnetMan68621

Salt bae?


L3onK1ng

Khaby Lame is hell of an example


GeekdomCentral

It’s the same thing as the stupid “daaaamn Daniel” guy going on Ellen. Absolute fucking stupidity that someone in a viral meme is given that type of notoriety


Charbus

You never know, the cash me outside girl became a rapper and started an onlyfans, made over a million iirc You can never underestimate what people will do with their 15 minutes of fame, and for every person like that, there’s a hundred trying to profit off their back


dmattox92

Idk as long as there's a form of media perpetuating a meme no matter how mediocre it is there will be an audience for it. There's a reason the OG memes lasted as long as they did even though they weren't anything especially clever. Edit: Found a link to the study [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


SithDraven

She's attractive and is famous for talking about sucking dick. There is absolutely an audience for this.


EngineerInSolitude

Kardashians getting nervous.


Kicks4meFromyou

![gif](giphy|j9mqKgQvkNOziGICfd|downsized)


ZekeRidge

Kim didn’t just talk about it…


StationEmergency6053

I doubt this chick is either. There's only one reason she's being invited to yacht parties lol.


dob_bobbs

She can never have a normal sex life again, can you imagine? It'll be like Bart Simpson and "I didn't do it" - "Aw, go on, say the line, do the thing".


DesensitizedRobot

Example: Howard Stern show in the 90’s and early 2000’s


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PenileSpeculum

Fuck you +1


Fluffy_Somewhere4305

They've sold thousands of hats. Which is like, expected but still troubling. This whole "man on the street" interview thing is just a rehash of the same bits Howard Stern did in the 90s and Steve Allen did in the 70s before that. It's tired. I'm tired boss.


Both-Bite-88

Even more, what should that show be about? She is famous for one sentence.  This is really not a lot to build a show around. 


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kenwise85

Hey! Gersbrmps and lolcats are amazing sir


RelatableNightmare

Couldnt agree more xD like the first time i watched it i was like... alright? Kinda hehe funny for a second. The way it blew up felt like something out of a family guy episode where Brian accidentally says something funny and it blows up for no real reason


liltingly

“hide your kids” video was absolutely hilarious at the time and a full fledged meme IMO. similar to “ain’t nobody got time for that” 


Purrito-MD

Excuse me but bed intruder is one of the greatest songs of all time, so You can run and tell THAT run and tell THAT run and tell THAT homeboy home home home homeboooyyyy


Other_Dimension_89

I literally quoted hide your kids today. So I’m sorry but that’s gold in this household


TailOnFire_Help

Meh, she still gets paid, and found a way to pay for her college loans without onlyfans.


JOlRacin

Oh I agree it's good for her. It's an absolutely terrible move by whoever is making it tho


DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE

I mean, no. She was on barstool and hawk tuah aside she has a very outgoing and raunchy personality which is exactly what they want for reality tv. People will tune in to watch her say insane country shit and talk about spitting on dicks bc she’s young and cute and unafraid to be crass. She will be exactly what they want her to be and she will be richer than all of us before her next birthday. It’s dumb as shit but that’s the world we live in.


GiftofLove

I hate that you’re right


Satanarchrist

Well good luck to her, and I fully support her getting that bag The problem is the dumbasses who will watch this


Aniki722

Not really. There's plenty of simps who'll watch it.


powerlesshero111

Just like the people watching MILF Manor or Trading Spouses. They started as jokes on scripted TV shows, 30 Rock and Chappelle's Show. Then some weirdo made then into real shows


ApathyIsBeauty

I consume a ton of reality television, like *a lot*, to the extent that I question my own intelligence sometimes - yet there is no timeline where I’d watch a show based around a girl who got famous for saying she spits on the dick, as if that’s not just common sense.


Ill-Independence-658

I applaud your self awareness


ApathyIsBeauty

I’m in my 40s, I have no shame. It’s all downhill.


PXSHRVN6ER

Username checks out.


Aniki722

Yeah, but you're probably not a sex starved guy who donates half his paycheck to Onlyfans.


ApathyIsBeauty

Accurate. But I am a connoisseur of terrible TV and even horny dudes have a limit. Why would you watch a chick who said something sexual live her life when you can just go on Chaturbate? It seems pointless.


CarlosFer2201

>I am a connoisseur of terrible TV Do you miss Jersey Shore and Flava Flave as much as I do?


gloomflume

same reason guys will drop thousands on strippers instead of getting an escort. I dunno the reason but there must be something to it. As for the show, all she needs is an interesting family member or two and people will be amazed at what can be done. Look how long Honey Boo Boo was on tv.


perpetualmotionmachi

It's likely just someone hopping on the rights. They may workshop it a bit, then ultimately end up dropping it. It happens with a ton of books or short films that never go any further.


anonaduder

So glad it’s a biography and not a dating show on vh1. Can you imagine the eliminations…Jason I am sorry I do not want to hawk tuah on your schlong you’re time here is up.


uppenatom

That'd be great. Alternatively instead of a rose they're all holding a golden dick and if yours gets spat on then you're safe


CarlosFer2201

OK, I'd watch a few episodes.


Kcidobor

![gif](giphy|Y07F3fs9Is5byj4zK8)


I_dont_livein_ahotel

—What channel and when, did you say?


Golden_d1ck

Did someone page me?


AWL_cow

The dating show sounds infinitely more stupid and and entertaining than a biography. I do not need to know the backstory to this girl.


CompetitiveFold5749

VH1 Behind the Hawk Tuah. "She was in a dark place.  Her relationship was at a dead end.  But she had one more trick up her sleeve before it all came crashing down." (Interview room) "I just decided to just do it you know, what did I have to lose." (Plays clip of hawk tuah)


iChon865

This is so accurate they dont even need to make the show now


TerrorFirmerIRL

I'm sick at the moment and this gave me a badly needed laugh, thanks!


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Hope you feel better soon.


Scuzzbag

We will be watching the comments to check if you're feeling better later


Azair_Blaidd

What if game show of a hawk tuahing competition


Purple_Education_507

I was thinking more like "I'm sorry, I do not want to hawk tuah on yuah."


youknowimworking

"I do ::suspenseful music:: not want to spit on that thang


Angry-Dragon-1331

My stepfather made a hawk tuah joke at the dinner table. We’re done here, see you for the next meme. Edit: fuck. How is this my most upvoted comment ever?


Zero_Two_is_best

Bro my dad made a joke with it too and he's never in touch with the humor trends


KABOOZZA

same here. wtf is going on


tavirabon

Least common denominator + terrible meme?


Shurigin

attractive girl make BJ joke... it's transgenerational


Capital_Comment_6049

Kudos to her for saying she’s not going to start an OF despite massive interest. She says she’s just a girl that has funny jokes.


Main-Barracuda69

Facebook reels


OkStatistician9126

This is what our society has become?


Fresh-Combination-87

Seriously! What kind of family still eats dinner together?! Makes me wanna spit, I’m so mad!


MRcrazy4800

You could say, it’s makes you wanna….Ive got a dry mouth, but you know what im heading towards.


nousforuse

Put your hands up and.. SHOUT? Hey-a, hey-a


quarrelsome_napkin

…drink a glass of water?


ComingUpManSized

I went bioluminescent kayaking the other night. A kid no older than 8 was at the kayak launch and kept saying hawk tuah to his *mom*. I was like… do either of these people know what that means? The cringe was so bad. I felt my soul trying to escape from my body.


Key_Organization_332

A lot of kids did/do that with “gyat” too. They are just parroting what they hear online, and it’s evident in the fact that the context they use it in always makes zero sense.


mrs-peanut-butter

I have no idea what gyat is. Did I miss that one?


SpectrumFarms

I honestly have no idea what the fuck this is.


NoseMuReup

Your lack of trending meme culture sickens me. *Hawk tuah


Appleblossom8315

Went to a RHCP concert the other day and saw multiple HT branded hats and Ts. 🤦‍♀️


chatterwrack

IS THERE SOMEWHERE I CAN SPEND $39.99 SO FELLOW KIDS WILL KNOW THAT I AM IN ON AN INTERNET MEME?


do_a_quirkafleeg

Online memes are dead the moment someone utters it IRL.


ComingUpManSized

Thanks Obama


Equivalent-Pop-6997

Two weeks from viral meme to aging Boomer. The American monoculture digestive system is a well oiled machine.


noodleexchange

Social media effluencers


The-Farting-Baboon

I didnt even find this meme hilarious. What the fuck has humor become


rdell1974

I'm not sure how this one will pan out. When she says "no, I been drop out of school, way before this" it dawned on me that she is likely not who the market assumes she is. They don't want an actual gutter chick. They want a sorority princess that thinks like a gutter chick. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP51tOTHbKg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP51tOTHbKg)


PoorPauly

![gif](giphy|xTiTnIilwuFFFpf2Cc)


cjyoung92

![gif](giphy|3o85xAqcGm4rV1Ig5W|downsized)


TinyRascalSaurus

So, when do the aliens come out from behind the curtain and tell us they've been fucking with us all along and the past decade was an incident of cosmic trolling?


Apollorx

I'm open to this being all our fault. Seems like blaming aliens might just be the lazy way not to take responsibility.


Bibblegead1412

Totally our fault. Aliens probs don't even want to fuck with us anymore..... we are toxic.


sarsippius132

Any day now. Would be great. I wouldn't even be mad. For long. Just set it right


rpgnoob17

“That’s it, Humans of Earth. It had been a great run. You have been cancelled. Sorry, not sorry. All the seasons after 2012 had been crap. Should have cancelled per initially planned with the Mayans. Bye.”


farhillsofemynuial

“Miloktar, should we initiate orbital bombardment?” “Waste of taxpayer dollars, Bb. They’ll go extinct in a couple years.”


Leather_Condition610

I can't believe this is lasting this long. It was just kind of funny. I'm glad she's getting paid but it seems like her 15 should be up.


hardcorepolka

Good for her, frankly. This shit is going to follow her for years. She might as well make every dime off it.


AnalogKid-001

How many times do you think she’ll be asked to say it? 1000? 5000?


F0foPofo05

# Say the line Bart!


aspiringgrandpa

![gif](giphy|lTOMryT3y3f1u)


ViaNocturna664

I don't think she will ever be able to have a sexual life that will not have to include the hawk tuah thing.


Here-Is-TheEnd

“Sweetie..I just wanted to check in and make sure you’re ok..you haven’t hawk tuah in a while…are we ok”


skynetempire

Supposedly the Cash Me Outside girl made 50 million which includes her OF income too. People love dumb shit


ItsaPostageStampede

This girl would bank on OF. She already did the hardest part, which is getting notoriety. She wouldn’t even have to go nude. She could do foot pics. Maybe hawk tuah a few things. And then you hire some dude/company to do the flirting/interactions and you’re set.


Trickster289

Pretty much yeah. All the girls actually doing well on OF are the ones who already were somehow known. She's already got that sorted and that's the hard part.


irn

That chick is not as dumb as she portrays herself to be. She got a money manager and label hype team to promote her ummm I guess brand? Anyway she made a ton of money from nothing and sold shit music and concerts. I have respect for that hack. She knew what she was doing at that age.


skynetempire

I agree. If people are stupid enough to pay, fuck it get that bag. A fool and their money right


LoganNinefingers32

You can be as dumb as rocks but the easy trick is that if you have a thing, hire someone who wants to sell it for you. They will understand that they will get a cut and both will get rich. That’s all it is. Hire someone to sell your shit, even if it’s silly and worthless.


Madrugada2010

Yeah, it feels like social media is trying too hard to make this happen. I'm not sure I get it.


MoistHD

I saw her in an interview and I think she basically got approached by who the fuck knows and they are trying to milk it. Fair play to her but whoever thinks this is a good idea is a moron.


rpgnoob17

My friend said he didn’t get the appeal of it and then proceeded to send me 15 stitched memes of this girl. I didn’t click on any of the memes after the first 3. First time I didn’t get it. Second time I got it. Third time I got tired of it.


Ok-Stress-3570

15!? This is worth maybe 2 seconds. Wow someone made a BJ joke. In 10 years someone could smile and it goes viral. Ugh.


The_1_True_King

>In 10 years someone could smile and it goes viral. [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ridiculously-photogenic-guy](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ridiculously-photogenic-guy)


PointerFingerNSFW

Can’t be mad at her honestly, if it were any of us we’d definitely take advantage of dumb corporations that don’t know how memes work and milk as much money out of this as possible. The corporate entity behind this show thinks we, the consumers, care about this girl. That’s not how memes work. What she said was funny, we like passing the joke around, but we’re not invested in the life of the girl who said it. We became fans of the moment, not fans of the person. That said I wish her all the successes she can milk from this bc I’d do the same.


sevillianrites

She'd be dumb AF not to wring everything she could out of it. Even if nothing further comes from it other than that 15 minute payday that's potentially a fuck load of easy money. Id also do the same unrepentantly.


FingerGungHo

There’s certainly are a ton people who’d get invested in her life. You couldn’t even begin to imagine what kinds of people out of the 8 billion of us would watch the shit out of that. The corpos do their analyses beforehand and are better at it than me or you. She’s already famous, soon she’ll be rich.


SurbiesHere

I’ve seen some interviews and she seems witty and funny and down to earth. She’s already better than most “influencers” so why not.


ExpressHouse2470

Hollywood is desperate...that's all I'm saying


Jaymanchu

Is she really that interesting? She’s cute and spits on dicks, ok cool. Impressive, I guess. Do we really need a reality show dedicated to her life?


youneedsomemilk23

We didn't need Bhad Bhabie either but a combination of morbid curiosity and Schadenfreude made it so she's still in our headlines


Citrous241

![gif](giphy|rI9O6UXkCjvTG)


Dramoriga

Exactly. I keep reading vague comments about her in the last few weeks but nfi what she did and if I should be outraged or not.


theLingeringWill

![gif](giphy|cRNbYm7jLOjm9H8wcP)


TisBeTheFuk

Who is this? r/outoftheloop


crumble-bee

A guy doing interviews in the street asked her what's a move that makes a guy go crazy in bed and she said, in a very strong southern accent "you gotta give em that like 'hawk tuah' and spit on that thang, ya get me?" That's literally it.


TisBeTheFuk

What's that hawk-tuah?


crumble-bee

Like clearing saliva from the back of your throat and spitting it onto a dick


TisBeTheFuk

Woah. I would have never guessed it. Thanks


NedShah

New spelling threw you off. When I was a kid, that noise was written more like "*hrakk-thu*"


crumble-bee

Hock-tu! Is how I'd do it I think


Chimkimnuggets

The sound of hawking a ball of snot out of your throat. Idk about you but I feel like any guy would be turned off by a loogie being dribbled on his dick instead of, like, just a regular blowjob


Just_Chambo

I really hate the internet sometimes, this is sometimes.


AsparagusNo2955

Back in my day, you used to have to actually suck a dick on video to become famous for no reason, now just a description is good enough?


Uncanny-Player

A bag is a bag tbh


Much-Ad-5470

We’re doomed as a society, aren’t we?


ErictheAgnostic

This country is moronic


Kind_Committee8997

She better get all that money upfront. No one is going to watch whatever corporate bullshit is going to try to be milked from this.


Oxygenius_

The dumbest shit anyone has gotten “famous” for


NedShah

"Oh, yeah. Cash me outside. How bow tha?"


bottomfeeder3

She talked about spitting on a dick. America was enthralled for some reason. Now she’s famous and the entire year of 2024 will be remembered for one thing


LeafInsanity

![gif](giphy|qi8Yhj4pKcIec) Get that bag, Sis😂🤣


Jujubatron

People who made this girl famous are the dumbest imbeciles.


eNaRDe

The few interviews I have seen of her all point to her being genuinely a good person and actually has a great personality. I hope Hollywood doesn't take advantage of her.


OldPyjama

Spoiler alert: they will


_M0Nd0R0ck_

Like every single young person before her, they will


Alezkazam

This world rewards stupid people so much, its a detriment to the rest of us!


Salty_Morsel69

It was funny for 5 seconds. Let it go


xyloplax

You know, she's taking fame and doing it on her terms and making money off it. It's stupid and no interest etc, but good for her.


tenehemia

Considering her job before this was working in a factory, I don't blame her for jumping at a chance to get out and do something totally different and fun and potentially way more lucrative.


wanna_escape_123

Who da heck is she ?


AnotherDarnedThing

Why? Just fucking why?


PolkaDotDancer

I would rather watch paint dry in 100% humidity.


DGJellyfish

When shit like this becomes funny I think we should be worried… electrolytes


OldPyjama

The brain rot continues...


AloofAngel

eh, she is living her best i guess. all that i care about is she thinks trump is an evil moron and won't vote for him.


Blizzpoint

What the fuck happened to our planet. She just said something stupid and now super famous??


boristheblade223

It’s not her tbh. It’s a sign of the times. It’s the financial hopelessness faced by this generation after decades of psychopaths co-opting religion and govt to extract wealth to the top 0.01%. Legalization of robbery. THAT’S the facepalm.


OnlyBeGamer

I have still not seen this clip and I refuse to. When you have everyone you work with constantly repeating it, it gets very annoying


2barncoffee

I legit saw this meme on day 1. Ok, kinda sitcom funny, but not memorable. Then it blew up and I’m baffled.


Sure_Trash_

It's because of horny men. It is entirely because of horny men


Capt-Moon

Can't wait to not watch that, I think I'll start rn


GiraffePrimary3128

There is zero chance this keeps interest past the first episode and doesn't immediately bomb. I saw the interview, this lady has no charisma.


Ichigosf

And people don't even know her name. They have to use hawk tua in all the marketing.


Professional_Gap_371

I hear it’s going to be produced by the “catch me outside” girls media conglomerate.


randomkeystrike

You may ask yourself: “Well, how did I get here?”


Expert-Emu-4167

I have no idea what this means


N2LAX247

Another “catch-me-outside” side chick looking to cash in. Her fame is a one-hit sucker


Old_Juggernaut_5114

Yall be making anyone famous then complain the planet is a degenerate cesspool lmfao


Neddo_Flanders

This is fucking pathetic


Bd0llar

Boring Boring Borimg Boring Boring Hawk Tuah INTERNET FAME Boring Boring Boring


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Merica


Reset350

I keep seeing her everywhere but have no idea who this is who the fuck is the “hawk tauh” girl??


basher505

Imagine getting famous for saying you spit on the dick before sucking it, and they say the American dream is dead.