I think he thought it would be like burning alcohol on your hand. You know, a relatively cool flame that goes out quickly and doesn’t burn you if you do it right.
He was mistaken
Oily tinder too. Just like super ideal fire starting material. I have long hair that sheds like a motherfucker and I save it in a little film cannister (after brushing my hair when I go camping, not like all the time lol) because it's the best firestarter. And if I don't need it I can donate it to a bird's nest.
FYI if you don't have a hair ball, try a tampon. Fluff those babies up and they light like the 4th of July. Sterile, plugs your wound, comes in a waterproof wrapper. Goddamn perfection is what it is.
I did the alcohol-burning hand thing a lot in college. Until one time it soaked in a bit too much and I burned all the skin off my hand. Complete 2nd degree burns.
Can be but it does sound weird though. I feel like attempt should only be used if it was questionable whether or not someone was going to succeed. Like if someone said i successfully attempted to eat cereal this morning, i'd look at them a bit weird.
One of my pest technicians encountered someone dousing themselves with raid because they thought little black bugs were eating away at her skin. [They weren't and it was mental disorder]
Meth bugs are more a visual thing in my experience. They get under your skin and you pick at them. I’ve never seen a tweaker douse themselves in raid. Sounds like she just had a mental disorder.
My best friend suffers from psychosis. It sucks when people assume it's because of drugs or alcohol.
Mental health conditions can occur for a number of reasons. The trigger for my friend was being physically and emotionally abused when he worked 60 hour weeks as a mental health carer.
Idk... if my friend mentioned something along the lines of spraying his beard and face with something flammable and then lighting it on fire, I'd like to think I'm a good enough friend to stop him from doing that. Maybe that's just me though. Anyway, I hope this fucker didn't/ doesn't reproduce.
That sounded like a bogan Aussie accent.
So it’ll be a great story for them to tell while getting on the beers next weekend.
“Why isn’t Damo here?” “Fuck mate. Didn’t you hear? Dickhead set his face on fire! Funny as fuck mate. The doctors say it doesn’t look good.”
Me too. If I ever attempted something so stupid I have a bucket to water ready to dunk my head in.
With little.info we have on hand I think he may have transformed into the Red skull.
Jesus, I know right.
"HEY GUUYYS, IN GONAA DO IT, I'M GONNA USE ACCELERANT TO SET MY FACE ON FIRE"
"That's a great idea Dwayne. You should do that". Phones in hand.
True, reminded me of an incident in middle school when a jerk came to threaten me 10-15 people mostly girls were with him. My friends (more like acquaintances) went away laughing. I should have stopped talking with them but didn't.
(Well if you wonder why this happened, once a friend requested me to print a photo of a girl in other section from facebook because his printer wasn't working. So next day, I printed and went to gave it but said he doesn't need it now. There was someone from other section with him, who told about it to that girl. Then she came with that jerk to threaten me physically. I don't think there's anything wrong with printing, it's a copyright infringement at best, nothing more)
For fuck sake... What a stupid fucking moron.
If you're gonna be that stupid and try that, at LEAST have a massive bucket of water on stand by ready to launch in his face.
What did he think was going to happen??
If he was smart enough to have a bucket of water near by he wouldn’t have light his face on fire.
Moron was probably trying the impress the blonde lady in the back.
I can't fathom why he would think it would magically stop at his beard. I'm ignoring the obvious "why would he want to light his beard on fire at all," but it's not like the fire is gonna think op there's the rest of his face, better stop right here
You know. If any of those people there were his real friends and not stupid, they would have stopped him. Hell even I would have and I dont know him. Thats a real easy way to mess up your whole life.
Damn I’m glad my friends wouldn’t be dumb enough to let me do that shit. No chance they’d pull out phones and record before telling me how stupid I’d be to do that
Sure we are... but don't underestimate the possibility and severity of infection after extreme burns. Our skin is really good at keeping germs out, and well... this guy is gonna have significantly less of it now.
Resilient to a point, but if he were to breathe in a healthy dose of flame there's not a lot that can be done for him besides antibiotics, steroids, and prayer.
What would kill him would be inhaling the flames. Theres a video of a drunk guy who doused himself in hand sanitizer, then started a fight with cops and got tased. The taser ignited the hand sanitizer, and he ended up dying because he inhaled the flames.
Got more on his face than on his beard, went about as well as expected. Anyone know what that is though? Looks like a can of Raid insecticide, which probably isn't ideal to inhale
Well what did he think was going to happen? I’d say he succeeded with exactly what he was doing…
I think he thought it would be like burning alcohol on your hand. You know, a relatively cool flame that goes out quickly and doesn’t burn you if you do it right. He was mistaken
Having a face covered in tinder will do that.
Oh, he no longer has the face for Tinder I’m sure
Oily tinder too. Just like super ideal fire starting material. I have long hair that sheds like a motherfucker and I save it in a little film cannister (after brushing my hair when I go camping, not like all the time lol) because it's the best firestarter. And if I don't need it I can donate it to a bird's nest. FYI if you don't have a hair ball, try a tampon. Fluff those babies up and they light like the 4th of July. Sterile, plugs your wound, comes in a waterproof wrapper. Goddamn perfection is what it is.
Yup, great fuel/air mix, just right for going up in flames
It was at that moment he knew
That works if: a) you dip your hand in water first, AND b) you have relatively hairless hands. IFF.
I did the alcohol-burning hand thing a lot in college. Until one time it soaked in a bit too much and I burned all the skin off my hand. Complete 2nd degree burns.
That he’d get a chick’s number
Yeah he's getting the doctor's number my guy
Still a number!
I think he misheard the legend of Black beard and tried to pull that off
He thought he found a quicker way to get rid of his beard than shaving. Actually, maybe he did. Not better but certainly faster.
Dont be shy, post the rest of the vid
I know right. I wanna see the mayhem
but it ended on a literal [facepalm](https://imgur.com/a/fxkTmz2)
More like napalm.
Does it count as a facepalm if he won't have a face in 15 seconds?
Last time he can do it, gotta make it count
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Gone in 15 seconds?
That is beautiful. New logo for sub?
I was thinking the same thing lmao
Fire emoji 100% emoji
you make an excellent point. well done
Ryan Dunn impersonator?
I was gonna say Zach Galifianakis
That guy is dunn having a face
Zach Galifianakis & between two ferns is going off into the deep end.
WHY DIDN'T ANY OF HIS FRIENDS STOP HIM?!?
Allen why the fuck would you give us roofies.
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This was a poor life decision
**Post the full vid or we riot**
Yes! I don't understand this overly edited video trend. I downvote every time.
I wouldn’t say that was an attempt. Seemed pretty successful
Yeah...did a pretty good job with it I'd say
Attempts can be successful
Touché
Can be but it does sound weird though. I feel like attempt should only be used if it was questionable whether or not someone was going to succeed. Like if someone said i successfully attempted to eat cereal this morning, i'd look at them a bit weird.
It all went according to his stupid plan
He should have went with his smart plan.
Yeah he will go places, like hospitals specializing in burn injuries
The fact that he used Raid as an accelerent...
Didn't even notice that until I read your comment.
Not only is he burned to all hell, but he's filled his lungs with pesticides. That's another level of stupid
One of my pest technicians encountered someone dousing themselves with raid because they thought little black bugs were eating away at her skin. [They weren't and it was mental disorder]
What a fucking terrifying mental disorder to have… Sounds like a horror movie.
Probably involves Meth, Meth gives you an itch that makes it feel like bugs are crawling all over you
Meth bugs are more a visual thing in my experience. They get under your skin and you pick at them. I’ve never seen a tweaker douse themselves in raid. Sounds like she just had a mental disorder.
My best friend suffers from psychosis. It sucks when people assume it's because of drugs or alcohol. Mental health conditions can occur for a number of reasons. The trigger for my friend was being physically and emotionally abused when he worked 60 hour weeks as a mental health carer.
I'll give him credit. The fire would hurt a lot more if he didn't numb his face by huffing neurotoxin
omg, i didn’t even notice, thought it was hairspray. beyond stupid
Did someone just say RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS?
Between Two Burns
Zach Gonnaburnakis
I thought it's him lol
“I’m not that fat” - Zach GalifighanaksnsNakis
Idk... if my friend mentioned something along the lines of spraying his beard and face with something flammable and then lighting it on fire, I'd like to think I'm a good enough friend to stop him from doing that. Maybe that's just me though. Anyway, I hope this fucker didn't/ doesn't reproduce.
All his friends have their phone out, like "this goin to be good".
They are probably not his friends, and/or they all need to go to rehab and never drink again.
That sounded like a bogan Aussie accent. So it’ll be a great story for them to tell while getting on the beers next weekend. “Why isn’t Damo here?” “Fuck mate. Didn’t you hear? Dickhead set his face on fire! Funny as fuck mate. The doctors say it doesn’t look good.”
You're so right. Can't call anyone a friend (or even a decent person, tbh), that lets someone light their face on fire.
I fear that.. unfortunately.. birds of a feather flock together. His friends probably thought it would be a splendid idea also.
Happy Cake Day 🎂🍨🎉🥳
I'd at least have a bucket of water or an fire blanket or something if my friend was gonna do the same after i told em not to.
Right? Like, OK dude, if you absolutely must light your face on fire, here a bucket of water, lol
Happy cake day!
I'd be your friend
Some men really hate shaving
Barbers hate this one simple trick
Shaving cream companies don’t want you to see this
Top doctors say avoid this one thing for younger looking skin
Or in fact any skin at all.
9/10 doctors don't recommend doing this
…and that 10th doctor lost his license to practice long ago
Amen
Boy, I bet his face was red!
Color and texture will be like Red Skull's face.
This will melt his face. The good thing is that he won't see because now he is blind, but for sure he is gonna feel it
We need to see how this turns out
You can visit him at St. Mary's Hospital Burn Unit room 6 bed 1.
Can you give better directions? I couldn't find him. No one with beards, just some freaky guy with no face.
Yeah that has got to melt skin . Wtf. Poor guy
I feel bad for him, but what did he expect was gonna happen?
Only his beard was going to catch on fire. That's what he expected. Still stupid
Who the hell would believe that? Has he never seen fire? Doss he think he has no hair on his head? Jesus people are idiots.
Plus he literally sprayed his whole fuckin head
That single action automatically classifies him as mentally Ill in my book, I don’t care if everything else was normal up until that point
I empathise with the pain he must have been in, but not his stupidity.
Tried to google but I’m coming up empty handed. Really curious about how this dude fared.
Me too. If I ever attempted something so stupid I have a bucket to water ready to dunk my head in. With little.info we have on hand I think he may have transformed into the Red skull.
I really hope he is doing alright, even if he is stupid.
It turns out, it burns out
Are these supposed to be his friends? They all just let him do it? Not one person said bad idea!!
With friends like that who needs enemies.
Jesus, I know right. "HEY GUUYYS, IN GONAA DO IT, I'M GONNA USE ACCELERANT TO SET MY FACE ON FIRE" "That's a great idea Dwayne. You should do that". Phones in hand.
True, reminded me of an incident in middle school when a jerk came to threaten me 10-15 people mostly girls were with him. My friends (more like acquaintances) went away laughing. I should have stopped talking with them but didn't. (Well if you wonder why this happened, once a friend requested me to print a photo of a girl in other section from facebook because his printer wasn't working. So next day, I printed and went to gave it but said he doesn't need it now. There was someone from other section with him, who told about it to that girl. Then she came with that jerk to threaten me physically. I don't think there's anything wrong with printing, it's a copyright infringement at best, nothing more)
Man, it cut off right when it got good! The exact moment he realized he f###ed up.
You can say fucked. This is the internet.
Fucked. This is the internet.
No. This is Patrick.
He succeeded.
Is…is that a can of Raid..
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Zach Galifianakis is wild
I blame The Hangover.
he had to up the crazy to keep up with his career
*True origin of the Ghostrider.*
Lol so bad.
I hope I didn’t just watched the beginning of someone’s death…
I googled him but there were so many “man lights beard on fire” videos… the bug spray alone could blind him much less his face being on fire…
I don't think it's the beginning of his death. Just the end of the life he had.
I wonder how bad the burns were
So bad that he went on a trilogy with a small Asian man named Leslie Chow
Nah this is the end of a prequel trilogy to space film
For fuck sake... What a stupid fucking moron. If you're gonna be that stupid and try that, at LEAST have a massive bucket of water on stand by ready to launch in his face. What did he think was going to happen??
If he was smart enough to have a bucket of water near by he wouldn’t have light his face on fire. Moron was probably trying the impress the blonde lady in the back.
>If he was smart enough to have a bucket of water near by he wouldn’t have light his face on fire. Fair point.
I think that’s why video ended soon. There probably was water ready
I can't fathom why he would think it would magically stop at his beard. I'm ignoring the obvious "why would he want to light his beard on fire at all," but it's not like the fire is gonna think op there's the rest of his face, better stop right here
Yo Darwin, you up?
You know. If any of those people there were his real friends and not stupid, they would have stopped him. Hell even I would have and I dont know him. Thats a real easy way to mess up your whole life.
Exactly my thoughts. What a bunch of animals.
I mean, he didn't try, he did light his beard on fire.
Those are not your friends.
fr. If I saw one of my friends going to do something like that I’d bitchslap them out the chair. KO thank me later.
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FaceNapalm
Sodium... always getting between my face and palm
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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.
Damn I’m glad my friends wouldn’t be dumb enough to let me do that shit. No chance they’d pull out phones and record before telling me how stupid I’d be to do that
ALAN WHAT THE FUCK
Man at least have a bucket of water nearby.
Ryan Well Dunn
why would a person do this? for attention or out of pure stupidity?
He’s just featherin’ it, brother.
Set your BRAIN on fire
Stupid chomo didn’t follow proto.
Also, why were SO many other people filming or cool with even the IDEA. Everyone here is a failure...
You might want to mark this a NSFW, considering we see a guy either send himself to the hospital with horrific burns, or more likely kill himself.
If he inhaled while fully engulfed in flames like that he may have died.
Yeah, probably why we aren't seeing the rest of the video.
Probably both
Humans are surprisingly resilient. It's very unlikely that he would die from that. Burnt, yes. Disfigured, maybe. Dead, probably not.
Sure we are... but don't underestimate the possibility and severity of infection after extreme burns. Our skin is really good at keeping germs out, and well... this guy is gonna have significantly less of it now.
Or breathing in fire. That's kind of bad for the lungs
Breathing in a can of raid also is bad for the lungs.
What about breathing in a can of Raid *that's on fire*? Is that bad for the lungs?
I think 2 negatives cancel each other out to be positive.
...along with the instinct to gasp when panicking. Yeah, inhaling fire is very bad news.
Resilient to a point, but if he were to breathe in a healthy dose of flame there's not a lot that can be done for him besides antibiotics, steroids, and prayer.
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And likely blind. Human eyeballs melt/pop at surprisingly low temperatures. Or so I'm told.
What would kill him would be inhaling the flames. Theres a video of a drunk guy who doused himself in hand sanitizer, then started a fight with cops and got tased. The taser ignited the hand sanitizer, and he ended up dying because he inhaled the flames.
Imagine the feeling of your face on fire. Literally. If he survives he is going to be mentally fucked up.
Tried to look cool but his face became sans
I mean, ghost rider is pretty cool
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Was that Raid bug spray? Wtf
Omg yes, that looks like Raid! Holy shit!
yo why would like 6 people let this guy do this, beyond dumb
Zach Galafijackass
Why do these kinda vids end right when it's about to get good?!?!?!
Because then it would be removed for gore
And everyone just standing around recording. This is the worst timeline.
Do or do not. This was no "try" he just did it.
Between 2 ferns just got real
Burn baby burn
“That beard looks fire bro” “You have no idea.”
looks like he succeeded.
agreed 😂
Natural selection in progress
Bad friends.
The Hangover deleted scenes are crazy.
which mental hospital did he escape from?
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There's always a random girl screaming in the background, that's when you know the face-burning has gone too far.
Fucking idiots filming and waiting in anticipation of what will happen, that's the worst part. Oh and the obligatory girl screaming.
Some of y'all will do ANYTHING to justify blackface...
Facepalm? More like face-napalm
Between Two Flames, with Zach Galifianakis
He was successfull
Correction: he *did* set his beard on fire
Not enough attention is being paid to the fact he used a can of Raid.
Got more on his face than on his beard, went about as well as expected. Anyone know what that is though? Looks like a can of Raid insecticide, which probably isn't ideal to inhale
Too bad his crush wasn’t even paying attention.
The fact that nobody stopped him says it all really.
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Man looks like Zach Galifianakis in the hangover
I think this is a suicide attempt.
WTF, Allen?