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woogynoogy

Well what did he think was going to happen? I’d say he succeeded with exactly what he was doing…


acrazyguy

I think he thought it would be like burning alcohol on your hand. You know, a relatively cool flame that goes out quickly and doesn’t burn you if you do it right. He was mistaken


Such_Description

Having a face covered in tinder will do that.


acrazyguy

Oh, he no longer has the face for Tinder I’m sure


8Ariadnesthread8

Oily tinder too. Just like super ideal fire starting material. I have long hair that sheds like a motherfucker and I save it in a little film cannister (after brushing my hair when I go camping, not like all the time lol) because it's the best firestarter. And if I don't need it I can donate it to a bird's nest. FYI if you don't have a hair ball, try a tampon. Fluff those babies up and they light like the 4th of July. Sterile, plugs your wound, comes in a waterproof wrapper. Goddamn perfection is what it is.


s00perguy

Yup, great fuel/air mix, just right for going up in flames


techoverchecks

It was at that moment he knew


CharacterBig6376

That works if: ​ a) you dip your hand in water first, AND b) you have relatively hairless hands. ​ IFF.


Jkf3344

I did the alcohol-burning hand thing a lot in college. Until one time it soaked in a bit too much and I burned all the skin off my hand. Complete 2nd degree burns.


[deleted]

That he’d get a chick’s number


blaster289

Yeah he's getting the doctor's number my guy


McPostyFace

Still a number!


MistaHatesNumberFour

I think he misheard the legend of Black beard and tried to pull that off


Jitterbitten

He thought he found a quicker way to get rid of his beard than shaving. Actually, maybe he did. Not better but certainly faster.


[deleted]

Dont be shy, post the rest of the vid


[deleted]

I know right. I wanna see the mayhem


REDDIT_SUB_ADMIN

but it ended on a literal [facepalm](https://imgur.com/a/fxkTmz2)


TheLastJukeboxHero

More like napalm.


PeacefulOnion

Does it count as a facepalm if he won't have a face in 15 seconds?


franklygoingtobed

Last time he can do it, gotta make it count


Upsidedown_Backwards

r/NoFaceOnlyBeard


Groomsi

Gone in 15 seconds?


scanion

That is beautiful. New logo for sub?


REDDIT_SUB_ADMIN

I was thinking the same thing lmao


PastyCrackerMayo

Fire emoji 100% emoji


joe_i_guess

you make an excellent point. well done


KazPrime

Ryan Dunn impersonator?


WatchNox420CheezIt

I was gonna say Zach Galifianakis


RandyLongsocksMcgee

That guy is dunn having a face


FrquentFlyr85

Zach Galifianakis & between two ferns is going off into the deep end.


jigglypuffy09

WHY DIDN'T ANY OF HIS FRIENDS STOP HIM?!?


rando512

Allen why the fuck would you give us roofies.


BobNoxious211

r/endstoosoon


ygolordned

This was a poor life decision


[deleted]

**Post the full vid or we riot**


me112358

Yes! I don't understand this overly edited video trend. I downvote every time.


SnooWords4814

I wouldn’t say that was an attempt. Seemed pretty successful


AssCanyon

Yeah...did a pretty good job with it I'd say


blinkanboxcar182

Attempts can be successful


SnooWords4814

Touché


Sephiroso

Can be but it does sound weird though. I feel like attempt should only be used if it was questionable whether or not someone was going to succeed. Like if someone said i successfully attempted to eat cereal this morning, i'd look at them a bit weird.


CasinoMarginale

It all went according to his stupid plan


DrowZeeMe

He should have went with his smart plan.


james_otter

Yeah he will go places, like hospitals specializing in burn injuries


Silent-Freedom5791

The fact that he used Raid as an accelerent...


Impossible-Cake-1658

Didn't even notice that until I read your comment.


brine909

Not only is he burned to all hell, but he's filled his lungs with pesticides. That's another level of stupid


Mattybosshere

One of my pest technicians encountered someone dousing themselves with raid because they thought little black bugs were eating away at her skin. [They weren't and it was mental disorder]


[deleted]

What a fucking terrifying mental disorder to have… Sounds like a horror movie.


brine909

Probably involves Meth, Meth gives you an itch that makes it feel like bugs are crawling all over you


[deleted]

Meth bugs are more a visual thing in my experience. They get under your skin and you pick at them. I’ve never seen a tweaker douse themselves in raid. Sounds like she just had a mental disorder.


Pattoe89

My best friend suffers from psychosis. It sucks when people assume it's because of drugs or alcohol. Mental health conditions can occur for a number of reasons. The trigger for my friend was being physically and emotionally abused when he worked 60 hour weeks as a mental health carer.


SupRando

I'll give him credit. The fire would hurt a lot more if he didn't numb his face by huffing neurotoxin


Head-Working8326

omg, i didn’t even notice, thought it was hairspray. beyond stupid


kylediaz263

Did someone just say RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS?


iamformermortal

Between Two Burns


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Zach Gonnaburnakis


PeroCigla

I thought it's him lol


Beneficial_Car2596

“I’m not that fat” - Zach GalifighanaksnsNakis


Fit-Coyote-6180

Idk... if my friend mentioned something along the lines of spraying his beard and face with something flammable and then lighting it on fire, I'd like to think I'm a good enough friend to stop him from doing that. Maybe that's just me though. Anyway, I hope this fucker didn't/ doesn't reproduce.


AbsentThatDay

All his friends have their phone out, like "this goin to be good".


downtonwesr

They are probably not his friends, and/or they all need to go to rehab and never drink again.


Conchobar8

That sounded like a bogan Aussie accent. So it’ll be a great story for them to tell while getting on the beers next weekend. “Why isn’t Damo here?” “Fuck mate. Didn’t you hear? Dickhead set his face on fire! Funny as fuck mate. The doctors say it doesn’t look good.”


IsThisASandwich

You're so right. Can't call anyone a friend (or even a decent person, tbh), that lets someone light their face on fire.


BubonicTonic57

I fear that.. unfortunately.. birds of a feather flock together. His friends probably thought it would be a splendid idea also.


Dear_Giraffe_453

Happy Cake Day 🎂🍨🎉🥳


MyOtherBikesAScooter

I'd at least have a bucket of water or an fire blanket or something if my friend was gonna do the same after i told em not to.


Fit-Coyote-6180

Right? Like, OK dude, if you absolutely must light your face on fire, here a bucket of water, lol


lcbzoey

Happy cake day!


Herpkina

I'd be your friend


EatYourCheckers

Some men really hate shaving


Ceenoh

Barbers hate this one simple trick


Serverfirstmount

Shaving cream companies don’t want you to see this


sizable_data

Top doctors say avoid this one thing for younger looking skin


Furry_69

Or in fact any skin at all.


[deleted]

9/10 doctors don't recommend doing this


Sultan_of_Swing92

…and that 10th doctor lost his license to practice long ago


Chris9-of-10

Amen


Squirrely_Jackson

Boy, I bet his face was red!


KilloWattX

Color and texture will be like Red Skull's face.


Andre_BVS

This will melt his face. The good thing is that he won't see because now he is blind, but for sure he is gonna feel it


[deleted]

We need to see how this turns out


dozerworld

You can visit him at St. Mary's Hospital Burn Unit room 6 bed 1.


ArcWraith2000

Can you give better directions? I couldn't find him. No one with beards, just some freaky guy with no face.


snow3dmodels

Yeah that has got to melt skin . Wtf. Poor guy


i_like_bee_swarm

I feel bad for him, but what did he expect was gonna happen?


blaster289

Only his beard was going to catch on fire. That's what he expected. Still stupid


Anonality5447

Who the hell would believe that? Has he never seen fire? Doss he think he has no hair on his head? Jesus people are idiots.


bajeebles

Plus he literally sprayed his whole fuckin head


Alert-Incident

That single action automatically classifies him as mentally Ill in my book, I don’t care if everything else was normal up until that point


DimiBlue

I empathise with the pain he must have been in, but not his stupidity.


linksgreyhair

Tried to google but I’m coming up empty handed. Really curious about how this dude fared.


callipgiyan

Me too. If I ever attempted something so stupid I have a bucket to water ready to dunk my head in. With little.info we have on hand I think he may have transformed into the Red skull.


ForestRobot

I really hope he is doing alright, even if he is stupid.


Fridge-Guy484

It turns out, it burns out


sharonqnc

Are these supposed to be his friends? They all just let him do it? Not one person said bad idea!!


sammygirl1331

With friends like that who needs enemies.


Sentientbuttcheese

Jesus, I know right. "HEY GUUYYS, IN GONAA DO IT, I'M GONNA USE ACCELERANT TO SET MY FACE ON FIRE" "That's a great idea Dwayne. You should do that". Phones in hand.


Twinkies100

True, reminded me of an incident in middle school when a jerk came to threaten me 10-15 people mostly girls were with him. My friends (more like acquaintances) went away laughing. I should have stopped talking with them but didn't. (Well if you wonder why this happened, once a friend requested me to print a photo of a girl in other section from facebook because his printer wasn't working. So next day, I printed and went to gave it but said he doesn't need it now. There was someone from other section with him, who told about it to that girl. Then she came with that jerk to threaten me physically. I don't think there's anything wrong with printing, it's a copyright infringement at best, nothing more)


TheSciFiGuy80

Man, it cut off right when it got good! The exact moment he realized he f###ed up.


breachofcontract

You can say fucked. This is the internet.


Herpkina

Fucked. This is the internet.


_Unfair_Pie_

No. This is Patrick.


DeepMadness

He succeeded.


Lousy_Llama11

Is…is that a can of Raid..


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Icouldusesomerock

Zach Galifianakis is wild


JockBbcBoy

I blame The Hangover.


tyrom22

he had to up the crazy to keep up with his career


ThatDrako

*True origin of the Ghostrider.*


Anonality5447

Lol so bad.


Shandyxr

I hope I didn’t just watched the beginning of someone’s death…


Wolfwoods_Sister

I googled him but there were so many “man lights beard on fire” videos… the bug spray alone could blind him much less his face being on fire…


AsbestosDude

I don't think it's the beginning of his death. Just the end of the life he had.


Pleasant-Public6361

I wonder how bad the burns were


Beneficial_Car2596

So bad that he went on a trilogy with a small Asian man named Leslie Chow


PewPew6604

Nah this is the end of a prequel trilogy to space film


MikeTheActorMan

For fuck sake... What a stupid fucking moron. If you're gonna be that stupid and try that, at LEAST have a massive bucket of water on stand by ready to launch in his face. What did he think was going to happen??


KillerCroc67

If he was smart enough to have a bucket of water near by he wouldn’t have light his face on fire. Moron was probably trying the impress the blonde lady in the back.


IsThisASandwich

>If he was smart enough to have a bucket of water near by he wouldn’t have light his face on fire. Fair point.


AoeDreaMEr

I think that’s why video ended soon. There probably was water ready


Used-Shopping5841

I can't fathom why he would think it would magically stop at his beard. I'm ignoring the obvious "why would he want to light his beard on fire at all," but it's not like the fire is gonna think op there's the rest of his face, better stop right here


yamwhatiam

Yo Darwin, you up?


Orvvadasz

You know. If any of those people there were his real friends and not stupid, they would have stopped him. Hell even I would have and I dont know him. Thats a real easy way to mess up your whole life.


Wolfwoods_Sister

Exactly my thoughts. What a bunch of animals.


Argosrho7x

I mean, he didn't try, he did light his beard on fire.


SmithRune735

Those are not your friends.


Goatmannequin

fr. If I saw one of my friends going to do something like that I’d bitchslap them out the chair. KO thank me later.


CoelhoCaxador

r/WhyWomenLiveLonger


PrincessKunai

FaceNapalm


RoboDae

Sodium... always getting between my face and palm


SolidBlackGator

r/FacenaPalm?


Acceptable_User_Name

r/perfectlycutscreams


misguidedkent

![gif](giphy|kJi2rOh5FM5WM)


el_lamer_gamer

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.


Last_Complaint9247

Damn I’m glad my friends wouldn’t be dumb enough to let me do that shit. No chance they’d pull out phones and record before telling me how stupid I’d be to do that


ELScorcho19

ALAN WHAT THE FUCK


DJCane

Man at least have a bucket of water nearby.


ItsFroston

Ryan Well Dunn


mirage_aznable

why would a person do this? for attention or out of pure stupidity?


[deleted]

He’s just featherin’ it, brother.


missbartleby

Set your BRAIN on fire


Schooner37

Stupid chomo didn’t follow proto.


plzThinkAhead

Also, why were SO many other people filming or cool with even the IDEA. Everyone here is a failure...


trekkiegamer359

You might want to mark this a NSFW, considering we see a guy either send himself to the hospital with horrific burns, or more likely kill himself.


mk2rocco

If he inhaled while fully engulfed in flames like that he may have died.


eastbranch02

Yeah, probably why we aren't seeing the rest of the video.


mnbhv

Probably both


I_Fux_Hard

Humans are surprisingly resilient. It's very unlikely that he would die from that. Burnt, yes. Disfigured, maybe. Dead, probably not.


lunchboxdeluxe

Sure we are... but don't underestimate the possibility and severity of infection after extreme burns. Our skin is really good at keeping germs out, and well... this guy is gonna have significantly less of it now.


Ithinkyourallstupid

Or breathing in fire. That's kind of bad for the lungs


Sephiroso

Breathing in a can of raid also is bad for the lungs.


Ok-Low6320

What about breathing in a can of Raid *that's on fire*? Is that bad for the lungs?


Sephiroso

I think 2 negatives cancel each other out to be positive.


lunchboxdeluxe

...along with the instinct to gasp when panicking. Yeah, inhaling fire is very bad news.


CloisteredOyster

Resilient to a point, but if he were to breathe in a healthy dose of flame there's not a lot that can be done for him besides antibiotics, steroids, and prayer.


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HarEmiya

And likely blind. Human eyeballs melt/pop at surprisingly low temperatures. Or so I'm told.


Reduntu

What would kill him would be inhaling the flames. Theres a video of a drunk guy who doused himself in hand sanitizer, then started a fight with cops and got tased. The taser ignited the hand sanitizer, and he ended up dying because he inhaled the flames.


Anonality5447

Imagine the feeling of your face on fire. Literally. If he survives he is going to be mentally fucked up.


guffgamer264

Tried to look cool but his face became sans


brine909

I mean, ghost rider is pretty cool


Accurate-Scientist50

![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8488)


Pitiful-Reserve-8075

![gif](giphy|WrNfErHio7ZAc)


Stunning_Honeydew201

Was that Raid bug spray? Wtf


Wolfwoods_Sister

Omg yes, that looks like Raid! Holy shit!


benadryl_jones

yo why would like 6 people let this guy do this, beyond dumb


Zombiemonkeyjj

Zach Galafijackass


Complex_Basket_892

Why do these kinda vids end right when it's about to get good?!?!?!


brine909

Because then it would be removed for gore


prrosey

And everyone just standing around recording. This is the worst timeline.


eVerYtHiNgIsTaKeN-_-

Do or do not. This was no "try" he just did it.


CultureVulture666

Between 2 ferns just got real


New-Nefariousness234

Burn baby burn


BippidyBop12345

“That beard looks fire bro” “You have no idea.”


ArpeggiTheWeird

looks like he succeeded.


yogijarre

agreed 😂


pat350ilSSA

Natural selection in progress


Burgers8

Bad friends.


Djsupa002

The Hangover deleted scenes are crazy.


Wild-Ad3458

which mental hospital did he escape from?


JanderPanell

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


602Zoo

There's always a random girl screaming in the background, that's when you know the face-burning has gone too far.


my20cworth

Fucking idiots filming and waiting in anticipation of what will happen, that's the worst part. Oh and the obligatory girl screaming.


yhpargotohpts

Some of y'all will do ANYTHING to justify blackface...


matt1484

Facepalm? More like face-napalm


Myco_Cube

Between Two Flames, with Zach Galifianakis


SocietyIsdoomed_

He was successfull


StormNext5301

Correction: he *did* set his beard on fire


naivemelody59

Not enough attention is being paid to the fact he used a can of Raid.


SellingFirewood

Got more on his face than on his beard, went about as well as expected. Anyone know what that is though? Looks like a can of Raid insecticide, which probably isn't ideal to inhale


Redsneeks3000

Too bad his crush wasn’t even paying attention.


Celestial_Bitch

The fact that nobody stopped him says it all really.


TestohZuppa

r/WinStupidPrizes


[deleted]

Man looks like Zach Galifianakis in the hangover


cheersfrom_

I think this is a suicide attempt.


mommydntplaythtway

WTF, Allen?