"Are you fucking kidding me? First I get my legs smashed, and then in walks in the Powder Gangers' Grim fucking Reaper? What the fuck have you got against us, man? Jesus fucking Christ, if you want me dead just gimme 15 Med-X and I'll O.D. for ya, okay? Fuck!"
-Boxcars
Courier at that moment: "My moral is crasshed, I'm literally shaking and crying rn. Yes Man, twist his rangers counterclockwise and flip this guy off the Hoover Dam"
"I banged Lot's wife and licked her salty ass. The fuck do I look like, I'm asking the questions here." - Cachino
I've always looked for an opening to say that in conversation but haven't found one.
“What of it? I enjoy them…”
There’s something very pleasurable about asking House about his snow globe hobby and getting just a hint of a self conscious response. In that moment, I think he’s at his most human.
"Hey man, when in Rome."
"Indeed I have, my articulate friend. Not a few minutes ago I chanced upon a pair of destitute orphans grappling over just such an item. If you cover the area methodically, I'm quite certain you'll happen upon them with only the most insubstantial of delays. Be well. And do try and avoid the tragic path of the sot that led me to my present infirmities and spiritual woes."
This isn’t mine, but no one’s mentioned:
“I SPENT TWO CENTURIES SEARCHING FOR THE PLATINUM CHIP. ITS MY INVENTION, MY PROPERTY. NOW BE A GOOD COURIER AND DELIVER IT”
I think there should have been a option after getting the chip from Benny at the Tops. It would be to have it count as a Tops chip so you could gamble it away, if you had one intelligence.
The sheer amount of small dialogue differences you face in this (and other fallout/similar titles), just because there’s a chance you’ll do stuff in the craziest order possible, is insane.
"In dark times, we can turn to the Lord, but it is good to have friends 🙂" with Joshua's raspy soothing voice is the kind of thing i want to be told on my deathbed
"Why do you want the mugs, huh? You some kind of sick mug hoarder? Oh god, give me the coffee cup, please! It's sitting there in your pack just taunting me! Sorry...I'm sorry, I got a little carried away there. It's just all these GODDAMN dirty dishes and no one to clean them! IT BREAKS MY HEART!"
"You seem really obsessed with mugs."
"Of course I'm obsessed. They made me this way. You think I don't KNOW how CRAZY I sound? Of course I do. THEY PROGRAMMED ME TO KNOW THAT, TOO! They made me just to torture me! But you know, it's the neglect that hurts the most. 'Hey everybody, let's turn ourselves into robot brains in jars!' Do you know how many coffee cups giant robot brains in jars use on a daily basis? NOT FUCKING MANY!"
-Muggy the mug collecting, tiny securitron.
After I hear of what his crimes were, he wouldnt get the chance to talk either way. Because this courier has a package to express deliver to his frontal lobe, via carrier .50 cal Anti-material rifle.
You do you, pal. I just like talking to the local populace, learn exotic culture, sample the local delicacies...
Especially when it's coming from this well-spoken gent who has made some exciting advancements in Brahmin cuisine.
Can't remember the exact words, but Joshua Graham's response to you threatening to shake down Daniel to get out of Zion, essentially summed up as "Daniel can defend himself, I can and will hunt you to the ends of the Earth, and killing innocent people will stain your soul"
Courier to NCR at Helios One:
“I am I pale death, here to bare you to perdition”
“You’re a real goddamn psycho you know that”
Lone Legionary recruit to Courier 6 at Red Rock Canyon:
“Karl send his regards”
“Oh good, I’ve been needing a new head for my trophy spike”
“Ahhhhh”
“Sure boss. I'd be happy to prolong my psychological abuse to tighten some lug nuts for you.” or pretty much anything Raul says. Danny Trejo is so funny.
I've got a few
"Let us see how brave you are when nailed to the walls of Hoover Dam, your body facing west so you may watch your world Die."
"We don't have to Dream that we're important."
(Literally anything Victor says about Fancy Pants)
"Baby, getting outplayed and getting cheated ain't the same thing"
(This one is from the song "Desert Ranger's Hymn" on YT, but it was written about the NCR Ranger's so I figured I'd count it)
"By the morning's first light and the evening's last star, they're battered but hardened, as most rangers are. This old Mojave is what they live for."
Bot a spoken quote but a Terminal Entry:
"I see a lot of potential here so long as I can keep the NCR troops and Powders (ridiculous name) from running into each other and shooting it out in the streets. Luckily, the troopers only come at night (double entendre), so if the Powders will only come during the day (again), I'll have them coming (third time, the charm) and going."
“They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.”
Any conversation with him lol.
"You're nobody, until somebody loves you. And that somebody, is me. I love you."
Mr. New Vegas may be an AI but he's the most wholesome cuddly AI in the entire wasteland.
RETRIBUTION or A fair kill
nah being fr I think fantastic's explanation to how he was hired is amazing, I also love the low intelligence interaction with Ignacio Rivas, honestly that lucky old sun is one of my favorite quests.
"You're a little bitch, and your brother was too" is peak writing
It’s especially funny if his piss fest was triggered by using the fucking camera on the monument lol
I get the mod to turn it into an NFT first. Feels more topical.
Could I trouble you to blow it out your ass?
My, how dreadfully uncouth!
Who/when/why?
When the Ultra-Luxe bouncer asks you to hand your weapons over
Lmao perfect
"Are you fucking kidding me? First I get my legs smashed, and then in walks in the Powder Gangers' Grim fucking Reaper? What the fuck have you got against us, man? Jesus fucking Christ, if you want me dead just gimme 15 Med-X and I'll O.D. for ya, okay? Fuck!" -Boxcars
Oh, he speaks? I just saw a powder ganger and blasted his face to smithereens
I did too but he keeps coming back from the dead when I walk back in, so I just gave him some med-x
Its free real XP
Why are you still around? - Clueless Mailman who has a hearing problem.
Said shortly before a shotgun blast placed directly to the skull My med-ex is mine, bro
nah nah you gotta give him all your med-x, gain karma, blast his head to smitherines and gain extra karma, for karma maxxing
Swears way too much (-100000 social credits)
YEEEEEEEEEEAH WHO WON THE LOTTERY? I DID
*shotgun blast to the head*
*point blank mini-nuke*
SMELL THAT AIR! COULDNT YOU JUST DRINK IT LIKE BOOZE? *autistic laugh*
Nobody's dick is that long.
Not even Long Dick Johnson's, and he had a fucking long dick. Hence, the name.
"i would sooner spit on the grave of my dead mother than let some courier-walk-the-wasteland-fuck talk to me like that."
The courier being called that hit harder than the bullets lodged in their head
Courier at that moment: "My moral is crasshed, I'm literally shaking and crying rn. Yes Man, twist his rangers counterclockwise and flip this guy off the Hoover Dam"
Fr tho
I hate general oliver so much, grimmy little fuck
"I banged Lot's wife and licked her salty ass. The fuck do I look like, I'm asking the questions here." - Cachino I've always looked for an opening to say that in conversation but haven't found one.
Let me know if you ever find a situation to say that, and it isn’t entirely ham fisted lmfao
It took me years to make the connection between him saying that and them being in the Gamorrah lmao
“What of it? I enjoy them…” There’s something very pleasurable about asking House about his snow globe hobby and getting just a hint of a self conscious response. In that moment, I think he’s at his most human.
"Hey man, when in Rome." "Indeed I have, my articulate friend. Not a few minutes ago I chanced upon a pair of destitute orphans grappling over just such an item. If you cover the area methodically, I'm quite certain you'll happen upon them with only the most insubstantial of delays. Be well. And do try and avoid the tragic path of the sot that led me to my present infirmities and spiritual woes."
"Fare thee well."
unpopular opinion: I think the vagrant's low int speech is hamfisted too unnaturally into the game
What in the god damn?
Smooth moves like smooth little babies
This isn’t mine, but no one’s mentioned: “I SPENT TWO CENTURIES SEARCHING FOR THE PLATINUM CHIP. ITS MY INVENTION, MY PROPERTY. NOW BE A GOOD COURIER AND DELIVER IT”
My favorite one too. He's right. Just don't eat it. Like in the mod.
I think there should have been a option after getting the chip from Benny at the Tops. It would be to have it count as a Tops chip so you could gamble it away, if you had one intelligence.
Well, well, well! If it isn't our favorite courier - trekker of the wastes, killer of Mr. House.
I don't reconize this quote
That's what Vulpes says if you meet him in Nipton, provided you: met him on the Strip first, killed Mr. House, have a good reputation in the Legion.
The sheer amount of small dialogue differences you face in this (and other fallout/similar titles), just because there’s a chance you’ll do stuff in the craziest order possible, is insane.
Wow, I can't believe I've never had this interaction just when I think I've seen it all
Good, go back to your famil... oh wait, they're fucking dead.
who said that?
You, to Cassidy if your karma is too low and she confronts you about it.
"YOU ACTIVATED ARCHIMEDES?!"
"WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!"🤓
"In dark times, we can turn to the Lord, but it is good to have friends 🙂" with Joshua's raspy soothing voice is the kind of thing i want to be told on my deathbed
-What were you thinking? -That I'd decorate this tent with your guts.
"Why do you want the mugs, huh? You some kind of sick mug hoarder? Oh god, give me the coffee cup, please! It's sitting there in your pack just taunting me! Sorry...I'm sorry, I got a little carried away there. It's just all these GODDAMN dirty dishes and no one to clean them! IT BREAKS MY HEART!" "You seem really obsessed with mugs." "Of course I'm obsessed. They made me this way. You think I don't KNOW how CRAZY I sound? Of course I do. THEY PROGRAMMED ME TO KNOW THAT, TOO! They made me just to torture me! But you know, it's the neglect that hurts the most. 'Hey everybody, let's turn ourselves into robot brains in jars!' Do you know how many coffee cups giant robot brains in jars use on a daily basis? NOT FUCKING MANY!" -Muggy the mug collecting, tiny securitron.
The best character in the game
“I prefer the term Autocrat…” -Robert Edwin House
True.
"The rapist with a flamethrower? Yeah that's a combination I stay the fuck away from"
Who am I? I'm the scariest motherfucker you're ever gonna meet. I'm Cook-Cook, bitch. Better not forget it.
I didn't know Cook-Cook could talk?!
It's cut content, but I consider it Canon because his dialogue is gold.
After I hear of what his crimes were, he wouldnt get the chance to talk either way. Because this courier has a package to express deliver to his frontal lobe, via carrier .50 cal Anti-material rifle.
You do you, pal. I just like talking to the local populace, learn exotic culture, sample the local delicacies... Especially when it's coming from this well-spoken gent who has made some exciting advancements in Brahmin cuisine.
"Get Fucked" - Driver Nephi whenever you end a conversation with him. The tone is just perfect.
Even better that he's quite polite when you ask him questions, then hits you with that. (Then his club)
Wait you can talk to him?
Can't remember the exact words, but Joshua Graham's response to you threatening to shake down Daniel to get out of Zion, essentially summed up as "Daniel can defend himself, I can and will hunt you to the ends of the Earth, and killing innocent people will stain your soul"
Mr. House: "Why in the world did you attack President Gimbal?" Courier 6: "He tried to make me pay taxes." Mr. House: "Understandable."
President Gimbal? Must have been a new president put in when I was away.
You're right, I always get his name wrong.
“Cheyenne, stay.”
[Christine glares at you]
"What in the goddamn..."
“With luck like that I’m surprised the bullet didn’t just climb right back into the gun.”
Ahh a fellow gambler
This one is so silly but I laughed so hard the first time I heard the courier with low intelligence say to the hologram vendor “bye bye light person”
“Make the first shot count, you won’t get a second one.”
“Put a cap in this gobledygook” or anything mr fantastic says
Courier to NCR at Helios One: “I am I pale death, here to bare you to perdition” “You’re a real goddamn psycho you know that” Lone Legionary recruit to Courier 6 at Red Rock Canyon: “Karl send his regards” “Oh good, I’ve been needing a new head for my trophy spike” “Ahhhhh”
"The Khan's are just... they're a dirty people. They live in tents like animals! And they are very rude!
ITS ME MOBIOUSSSS!!!
“That was probably pretty dumb, huh?”
“Sure boss. I'd be happy to prolong my psychological abuse to tighten some lug nuts for you.” or pretty much anything Raul says. Danny Trejo is so funny.
I've got a few "Let us see how brave you are when nailed to the walls of Hoover Dam, your body facing west so you may watch your world Die." "We don't have to Dream that we're important." (Literally anything Victor says about Fancy Pants) "Baby, getting outplayed and getting cheated ain't the same thing" (This one is from the song "Desert Ranger's Hymn" on YT, but it was written about the NCR Ranger's so I figured I'd count it) "By the morning's first light and the evening's last star, they're battered but hardened, as most rangers are. This old Mojave is what they live for."
Degenerates like you belong on a cross
Patroling the Mojave makes you wish for nuclear winter. Or anything out of joshoa Gram's mouth
Get fucked. -Driver Nephi
"Caesar has marked you for death and the Legion obeys! Ready yourself for battle!"
“I hope this doesn’t create any Fallout(TM) between us Fallout: New Vegas” - Benny
"Smell that air couldn't you just drink it like booze"
"Wow, I can almost see right down the barrel" said a child with a ranger sequia pointed at his face
"Degenerates like you belong on a cross!"
"No one's dick is that long, not even long dick Johnson, and he had a fuckin long dick, hence the name."
RETRIBUTION!
Too many people have opinions on matters they know nothing about, and the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have. -Thomas Hildern
Bot a spoken quote but a Terminal Entry: "I see a lot of potential here so long as I can keep the NCR troops and Powders (ridiculous name) from running into each other and shooting it out in the streets. Luckily, the troopers only come at night (double entendre), so if the Powders will only come during the day (again), I'll have them coming (third time, the charm) and going."
“They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.” Any conversation with him lol.
"You're nobody, until somebody loves you. And that somebody, is me. I love you." Mr. New Vegas may be an AI but he's the most wholesome cuddly AI in the entire wasteland.
RETRIBUTION or A fair kill nah being fr I think fantastic's explanation to how he was hired is amazing, I also love the low intelligence interaction with Ignacio Rivas, honestly that lucky old sun is one of my favorite quests.
"God, I'd forgotten about that. How could they do that to me?"
“Cheyenne, stay!”
Attack me. Give me license to kill you. *Gets one shot*
He is now displaying an array of fully-erect hand penises! If he tries to insert them, activate vivisectors.
Any line from the female courier x Benny sex scene
GET FUCKED -driver nephi
I can hear your Penis-tipped feet trouncing around.
"Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"
Mr. House - "Why in the world did you attack President Kimball!?" Courier- "He tried to make me pay taxes." Mr. House - "Understandable."
Courier walk the wasteland fu**
“But hey not my fault I can’t say no!”
You come any closer and I'm liable to stick you with my stickin' knife. Ol' Sticky's feeling mighty ornery this day.
"Try not to get killed anymore." - Doc Mitchell
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
“No one’s dick is that long, not even long dick Johnson”
I told them I have a hypothetical *degree* in physics
“First I break my legs and then in walks the powder gangers grim fucking reaper” one of my favs
My wife and I quote "What in the goddamn...?" All of the time, so I gotta say this one.
Shouldn't be saying that all the time, but okay. To each his own.
Why...??? Lmao