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SRFOUR

Because she insisted upon herself


OlerudsHelmet

ROBERT DUVALL


ambient-lurker

ROBERT LOGGIA


zartanator

R as in Robert Loggia


GoodhartMusic

O as in “Oh my god, that’s Robert Loggia!”


LongJumpToWork

B as in, By God, It’s Robert Loggia


Disastrous_Fun1814

E as in Everybody loves Robert Loggia


unclejoe1917

Goddamn it. This immediately entered my mind when I saw this.


__star_dust

I heard the music in my head


Piper7865

What....what does that even mean , she insists?


greenknight884

CAUSE SHE HAS A VALID POINT TO MAKE SHE'S INSISTENT


jaydimes10

I liked the Money Pit


Dead_Man_Redditing

Those who seek being worshiped will never be worthy of it.


donsaadali

True.


All_Lightning879

Facts


Montymisted

Wait, that Christian God was really really hardcore about being worshipped and being the only one.


Dead_Man_Redditing

And?


jaydimes10

means she isn't worth being worshipped since she wanted to be worshipped so much


Dead_Man_Redditing

Yeah, my comment was agreeing with the other commenter that the god of Christianity was not worthy of worship. But nuance is often missed on reddit. Also you almost copied my own comment word for word so that is really weird.


jaydimes10

damn it's not that serious lil bro


GoodhartMusic

Big bro why’s yours so big?


Hexbug101

My theory is they were intentionally choosing newer customers to make them feel more likely to return to that coffee place


jaydimes10

that would make me **not** go back


donsaadali

Or people who don’t come regularly.


Acursedbeing

Well it’s obviously because they look at her and think, “She’s got it all!”


Token_or_TolkienuPOS

"She doesn't"


donsaadali

No but like she is daughter of a billionaire she is choosing herself to stay with Peter.


RIP_DrPenguin1Luv

This is a fact that’s not talked about as much. I want them together but she’s really loaded but doesn’t lean into it


_sinaarya_

I mean Carter isn’t exactly a money throwing guy.


__star_dust

Yup. Purposely makes her kids’ lives miserable because of it.


RIP_DrPenguin1Luv

The other reply to my comment sums up how it’s not exactly all on Lois here.


Witty-Low-3155

When Lois and Peter got married, Carter offered her $10,000,000 and she turned it down. Upon unveiling this confession, nearly a decade and a half later, Peter then imagined himself smothering her with the living room couch cushion, burning her body in front of the house and feigning ignorance when law enforcement showed up to investigate her disappearance.


Estoniancitizen

I always thought its because they just put all the costumer names in a bowl and picked one at random somehow, that's why Terry newcostumer won.


Livid_Poetry

Cuz it was all random, and she thought by doing the extra stuff she’d get recognition and get rewarded for it. She was a “Karen” in this episode to a T


jaydimes10

a Karen is usually used for someone who snitches to the manager over small things, I never seen Karen used in a context like this


charlesleecartman

Being a Karen also means that thinking the world revolves around you, you're special, entitled etc, that's why they do the snitch thing.


Livid_Poetry

Perfect explanation Brotha!!


jaydimes10

ahh makes sense


chumbbucketman101

because she’s lois.


Token_or_TolkienuPOS

*This* is where she should have brought Clegane the Mountain, not the deli


Sparkyisduhfat

She shows little patience for the disabled at times.


alabamacowcat

They just picked the most recent customers to get them to come often


chill1208

I feel like Lois is one of the regulars like at a bar. The sad people that come in every day because they have nothing better to do. They keep the lights on, but they aren't exactly your favorite customers.


greenknight884

Like Meg in a jean jacket at the bar of a chain restaurant


chill1208

This one's on me. Merry Christmas meg. https://preview.redd.it/ovka618hoysc1.png?width=1117&format=png&auto=webp&s=7bc58d8b8a6445d505859c6bbdba998d1b5269ad


RIP_DrPenguin1Luv

Jimmy knows me


ouijahead

Jimmmeeeyy ! Get me another water 🍻


ouijahead

Let’s gooo *hockey team* !!!


Coffeesavestheday

Because 9. 11.


umut2k6

*Cheering noises* Random guy: "I agree with that!"


snarkingsara

I think because she wasn’t being genuine.


MichaelAftonXFireWal

You know I think the problem is Stewie, I need to show them that I deserve to be customer of the week.


zombiefarnz

You don't


St-5604

But they probably see a women like me and think she’s got it all


zombiefarnz

They don't 


DharmaPolice

Why would she be? The point of the episode is that she believes she's more important to them than she is. She's one customer of many. I'm sure she would have won it eventually but there might be hundreds of regulars. It's the woman equivalent of the lonely guy who assumes the supermarket cashier might go on a date with him because they had a conversation once and she sometimes smiles at him. She also comes across as trying too hard even before she went insane.


Howiewasarock

She's the customer that uses people's names. At that kind of job you are customer, I am worker, do not get things twisted, I don't know you bitch.


Life-Highlight2950

I don't know why but this has become one of my favorite episodes of all time.


donsaadali

Same I think it because It one straight ep like there one storyline with Lois. And because I usually like shop theme ep.


emdawg--

They find her shallow and pedantic.


crystal_guy

I agree as well, shallow and pedantic.


trashedonlisterine

I dunno OP, meth’s a hell of a drug.


TheSpiralTap

Every time she orders, she farts and they didn't catch on at first but they got smart.


VegetaArcher

Her dad screws over Starbucks employees so she's punished for his actions. Sins of the father.


RIP_DrPenguin1Luv

They were assholes bc she deserved it. She’s good with service worker names it’s been shown throughout the show and she was considerate of the allergy. They snubbed her


Sea-Poem5050

Cause it’s Lois.


WanderingMan719

It's just a tactic to get newer customers to feel special so that they'll come back.


F16Falcon_V

She didn’t even know what that painting was.


chiritarisu

Because she sucks


RetailDrone7576

They know the more she gets denied the more she'll come in and spend trying to win it


hi-im-donut

Ahh its simple, shes a bitch!


ProfessionalHat6828

Would have been a 2 minute episode without the storyline


MichaelPK

I dunno, which Spiderman is best made the episode


NunsNunchuck

So the movie could happen …. I mean episode


deadmallsanita

The baristas think she’s creepy and annoying. 😹


SpaceMyopia

She kept telling everyone she's a good person.


StrongStyleDragon

That’s customers prob asked to be. They saw Lois as just being a good person until it happened


Limerence_Worthy

I get the fair arguments others have put forth, insisting upon one self and what not, but come on. https://preview.redd.it/zvf2p6zjs0tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8f2104e28dcf9c0e43fd75872aedf5b721b10d3


reddittothegrave

Because she was to busy making beef Wellington


FlingbatMagoo

Unhinged Lois is the best Lois


EthanKunst

The plot didn’t bother to explain, they just decided to revolve around every character except the main one.


Choco_Milky_Shake

It's hard to notice, but there's some minor details showing that all of the people who were customer of the week were friends and neighbors of the baristas. Plus, Lois talks a lot and takes forever to make her orders so they probably think she's annoying.