I’m gonna go 3-1 or 2-2 depending how this night goes. The one league I lost in? My Dynasty league where I got blown out against the median and against my opponent. Only Garrett Wilson can save me. I need 30 points. I started Daniel Jones. DJ Moore, Najee, the Giants Kicker… I guess I throw in Pitts here too. Fml. Fml.

AR and Allgeier (on bench) almost outscored my whole starting lineup…

I hate to sound greedy but it's an even match-up rn for me and another Pollard TD would have secured the W

4 leagues. 0-4. I want to die.

0-3 for me. Giants got smoked too :/

Tyreek Hill

Starting Higgins and goedert was a mistake

0/8 in targets seems. . . unlikely

I picked up Puka last night 😂😂😂

Guess it was always gonna add up the way it did when I was against tua and hill

And lamar is still overated

All my 4pm players got hurt or didn’t show up hooray fantasy football

I am currently winning my match and my opponent has no players left. I am winning by 0.5 points and I have Tony Pollard to play still. Do I take Pollard out and take the guaranteed victory l, or do I play Pollard, pray that he doesn't fumble then get injured and finish with negative points, but win by much more if that doesn't happen?

No lol don’t be a pussy

You are right, I'm playing him

Think of your Total Points when it comes to getting into the playoffs. You may win tonight but it could cost you later in the season.

The chances of you losing on an adjustment are much greater than the worst case Pollard situation, definitely play him.

You could also get points adjusted. Gotta weigh your options.

This always

If you lost that way that would just be the whims of the Fantasy gods laughing at your insolence.

I fully expect this to happen

Play him.

swift isn't even a bad running back. I don't get it

my biggest sunk cost this year next to pitts and london. He should have 10-14 touches per game minimum, disaster

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supposed to be a rainy game so that should be more running. i don’t think it’s crazy.

Starting doubs with no doubt going forward.

Bad day from my rbs, but Gainwell and Roschon had good games on my bench, so hopefully that’s good for future weeks.

Something tells me my 20 point lead is not safe against Lamb

Got off lightly! Lamb damn

Up 5 and change. I'm done and he has Dallas DST. Do I have a shot?

No

Bro that's a tough situation. Best of luck

Lifelong NYG fan since 10 mins ago over here

There's always next week buddy

DJ Moore giving me brief Mooney flashbacks of last year is not very fun

DJ Moore giving me flashbacks of DJ Moore last year.

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What gets me bummed is not loosing, it's that I picked the wrong QB, WR & RB, anyone of those swapped out would have given me a chance. Every year my bench is stacked and I just want quite make the right calls. I have yet to have a perfect game (all the right decisions) in 7 years of playing FF.

watching your bench players go off while the starters do jack all is the biggest gut punch

Yep, Higgins with zero, while Aiyuk puts up 30, that would have won me the game. Oh well onward to next week!

Kyren williams or roschon johnson as a waiver scoop

Down 3. He has cooks and Diggs . I got Garrett Wilson and deciding between Giants D or Bills D What y’all think?

Bills D

Who is the best pick up Justice Hill or Gus Edward?

Tyreek Hill : 45 points The rest of my team : 33 points

Bro literally fucking same what a disappointing start to the season

Dude in my league has Tyreek and Aiyuk

Having Tyreek as the keeper is seeming like the right call.

Had the Tua / Hill stack today. AMA.

Me too. Unfortunately the Tua side of the stack was stashed on my bench. 🫠

Oh nooooooo

I'm currently up by 5.12 points. I'm done and he has Dallas DST left. I'm the world's biggest NYG fan tonight.

How’s it looking now lmao

Poor lmao

Hill on Miami shows that KC sometimes overthinks things. Obviously they've had plenty of success and won a SB, so it doesn't matter in the end, but sometimes "throw it to the freak of nature 15 times" works as a game plan. KC would always do things like FB sneaks and OT screens at the goal line that honestly they don't need to do with the talent they have.

They devote a lot more money to defense in the way they did it

Started Swift and Gibson and still in good shape to win lol. SUBANALLAH

Starting Swift is gonna cost me.

Me too

I have Hill but faced the only person to score over 130 and I’m gonna lose….. I missed you fantasy

I have Hill and going to score #2 most points. I am playing the guy who will score #1 most points. Epic way to start the season.

Yup same boat. Motherfucker got 18 points from his kicker too

I had a year where every opponents highest scoring game was against me. I finished 3rd in points for and last place in the league. I ended with 3 wins. Some of my opponents second highest games were also against me. Sometimes the fantasy gods want to make sure you’re devoted, even when they hurt you.

Man Brandon Aiyuk saved my life today

Traded for Dobbins, started Skyy Moore since Kupp is out 😭

There's always next year.

Holy Hill

Is the packers QB legit?

Jury still out since it was the Bears...

Packers got an easy passing schedule all year

A little of column A, a little of column B

I don’t think I’ve ever won a week 1 fantasy matchup in my 6 years of playing. What makes that worse is that I always play the guy in our league who doesn’t even watch football week 1, and his team just autodrafts all the good players that are steals at ADP. Fml

I got a 7 pt lead with Waller against his bass. As long as I don’t get a donut from him hopefully I should be good

picked watson or tua like an idiot he didnt do bad but tua wouldve won me the week

Okay we shall pray for goedert targets next week

He wont be in my lineup!

I picked up Van Jefferson and Puka because I have Kupp on IR, but then Andrews was out so I needed a TE and dropped Puka. Not a good start to the season.

Ugh. All my guys mostly underperformed and my opponents mostly over performed. If Allen goes crazy tomorrow maybe I win this week but it’s looking like an L. Chase really screwed me this week. To think I drafted him over Tyreek.

My Tua/Hill stack is so juicy. Thank god I didn't take Kupp.

Goedert with a goose egg gonna cost me the week.

Two years in a row facing Hill in week 1 and him dropping a 40 bomb on my ass while i have a massive lead. How do defenses not double team this guy?

Because Jaylen Waddle exists too

Same. That last TD shouldnt have happened.

Up 53 against Diggs and Wilson tmm. I'm still scared.

All the afternoon road teams winning is kinda nuts

Up 3. My Buffalo D and Lamb vs his Dallas D and Josh Allen. How we feeling?

Start drinking

Oh I’ve been drinking since 11 am

Not enough for how you're about to end the night. Good luck !

Thanks bud! I’ll need it

You shouldn't be feeling good.

Oh no.

Down by 12 my Daniel Jones and James cook vs his CeeDee. How am I looking?

Rip

There’s hope.

I lost to jake elliot

Played Geno over Dak in one league, and Dak over Tua in another. Glad to know I'm still bad at QB decisions.

Tyreek just ruined my odds of winning in two of my leagues where I had a big leads in both. Now I’ll probably lose. Fuckin bullshit.

My chances of winning went from nearly 70% to exactly 50% now after Hurts and K. Walker both underperformed Her Allen, Diggs, and Bass vs my Dalvin Cook and Bills D. Should I even bother having hope?

Having hope at all was your first mistake

Touche. I'm up 25 right now and looking forward to watching that number rapidly dwindle tomorrow night

Glad I didn't need Waddle at WR1 Dude is a solid WR2, nothing more right now.

i played against Waddle and was scared ngl but he also had Jamarr Chase who put up nothing either

If this is the sentiment surrounding Waddle I need to go out and buy him in all my leagues lol

Opponent lost Kupp and Dobbins, but he still had Aiyuk, Jake Elliot, and Aaron Jones…

I need Pollard to beat Diggs, Bass and Milano (IDP)

Tua league winner

In the first 6 rounds I went WR, RB, RB, RB, RB, WR.....my starting WRs today were Tyreek and Aiyuk

Insane

Hopkins would've made that catch for NE

Pollard gotta ball out tn

I need Josh Allen and Cowboys defense to outscore Saquon by 20. I'm cooked.

Actually doable though haha

I mean that’s very possible

I sat Ayuik Now I feel sick 🤢

Hurts and Goedert. Taking my win chance from 70 down to 30%

Same boat. Let’s start a support group

Lost by a point with the absoltuely sensless Fields garbage time, Jones' injury, and that Miami missed extra point Absolutely furious

Welcome back

The missed extra point is the brutal one as that's the 2 point swing.

Tyreek only thing keeping me in the game. God bless him

Drafted Goedert in all 3 of my leagues. Could have taken 30 other tight ends that scored points this week

Not a part of that offense at all.

Tryna get to youuuu and that Boute!

Tua is gonna ball out this year man

As long as he’s available he’s gonna ball. Last year he was going crazy too but concussions ruined it

Sour Tua haters downvoting you. Lol that man balled the fuck out

When I drafted tyreek #3 overall over CMC Ekeler and Kelce “They called me a madman”

I mean cmc and ekeler also had fantastic games

Took Hill #2

Look at us now 💰💰💰

Salute to you my brother

Jakobi Meyers was going to be my only bright spot on my terrible team and he is on my bench. He usually only plays a few games per year because he’s always injured, but I was hoping this year could be different. But looks like he is out for a long time, damn.

Rhamondre redemption arc was amazing

Went from .5 ppr at half time to 14.9 by the end. I’m sorry I doubted you Rhamondre

Dude had 2 pts literally 20 mins ago lmao. That was amazing indeed

Mf had me scared. Lol

Wasn’t watching the Eagles, but what the fuck happened to Goedert??

Took a submersible to the Atlantic

Just wasn't getting any targets, but he was wide open several times. I bet they review the tape and get him more involved next week

Hurts staring down AJ likes he’s Medusa. I need for targets for Devonta

He conspired to lose my matchup.

Going against Tyreek in 4 of my 5 leagues 🙃

This is why you draft tyreek

Oof that’s bad luck

BOOTIE

Booty is ass

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Same, he fell to me at 8 in 12 man ppr and I was like "huh, well ok then if you say so"

Fell to me at 7, fastest I’ve ever made a first round pick

Hill was a monster, but Tua made two incredible clutch throws on that drive. He is the man.

The Chargers are cursed. They might never do anything significant as a franchise

All that talent every year man smh. Being a fan has to be torturous.

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How is Aaron Jones injury?

Packers fan here. They were up 31-12 when they pulled him. It was a non contact hamstring injury. Hopefully a cramp

Thanks

My team inexplicably being carried by Brandon Aiyuk and Jake Elliot

What was Herbert yelling about that was a clean sack lol

Not even close to a catch

Sooo I need 33 points from James Cook, Breece Hall or Gabe Davis lol need to start 2 tomorrow. Don’t think any combo is getting me the win

Gabe Davis and cook could do it

Davis could do it by himself

Absolutely

This is the kind of situation you draft davis for. If you owe the mafia 20k your not gonna work a 9 to 5 youre gonna hit the casino

Haha awesome analogy

Herbert was malding at this olinemen lol

Dude barely had 1 foot in. How the fuck do they call that a catch!?

Guess Chargers didn’t account for the Dolphins blitzing on 4th down? The fuck was that?

Well, I will officially go the entire week without a TD. WTF

**lol**Chargers

Offensive line completely failed Herbert

They were nasty all game until the very end there

Chargers oline should be arrested

Jaelan Phillips will be DPOY btw

DONT EVER FUCKING DISRESPECT TUA AGAIN!!!!

Trying to get Puka now for next week

Honestly for rhomandre to end up with 15 points in PPR is a win after today's shitshow

Only up from here, eager to see him fully healthy next week.

Faced Hill in he 4 o'clock window and was a 92% favorite. Coin flip now. Awesome

Bears are down almost 20 points with less than a minute left and Fields is still throwing check downs behind the line of scrimmage. Embarrassing.

Rip to anyone who went against hill

That's chargers football baby

That was a really dumb play by the Chargers.

Chargers fans will be pissed, but this was a good ass game

Can the Pats plz score

0-1. Fuck me