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burnth4m

they're busy doing that to their miniguns and sandwiches


PolarityXXII

IS THAT A TF2 REFWRENCE!?!?!?!?!? :3


Soviet_Papa

TF2 MENTIONED RAHHHHHHTATATTATTATTATATATA


PolarityXXII

Heavy weapons guy is baby


Soviet_Papa

Precisely


BigFuckin-RussianGun

Can't even spare just a lil for mi? *Sad boi sounds*


falkodalko

Place two pieces of bread on either side of yourself and place a goofy olive on one side.


BigFuckin-RussianGun

Yeah, and transplant my left arm for an rpk, and I'm set! :p


Boring-Dingo2114

"I am heavy weapons guy, and *this* (plops 5'7 catboy on table" is my weapon"


stupidgayfemboy

but i can be as soft as a sandvich :<


TgarTallesBR

Yeah, it costs like 400 thousand dollars to shoot for 12 seconds, hard work That's why I prefer to just use a knife and hit the back


GoldInvestigator2465

might not be russian, but at least im a big strong boi who borders russia❤️


BigFuckin-RussianGun

Good thing the Russian part was least important~ I mean, I didn't say anything, what're you talking about


GoldInvestigator2465

is norway acceptable?


Pussy_Killerr

A Norwegian big strong guy into femboys?? Please take me with you >w<


GoldInvestigator2465

Say less, ill treat you like my king as long as I get some cuddles. And I'll let you know I'm quite the cook as well❤️


Pussy_Killerr

Ughh~ I’m all interested <3 would love to get to know ya better ;3


GoldInvestigator2465

Wanna get to know eachother then fr?


Pussy_Killerr

Ofc <3~ my dms are open ;3


BigFuckin-RussianGun

Hmmmmmmmm...... Only if cuddleable-


GoldInvestigator2465

I am a sucker for cuddling cuties❤️


BigFuckin-RussianGun

Yeah! Cuddle all the cuties in the whole world! >:3(with consent)


GoldInvestigator2465

YES(consensual ofc) and maybe give them a lil stroke or two afterwards❤️


BigFuckin-RussianGun

🤨🤨🤨 Pause...


GoldInvestigator2465

Stroke hair ofc😵‍💫


BigFuckin-RussianGun

Oh yeah, ofc. I knew that-


ThePercussionFemboy

anybody from the nordics is just so attractive idc


TapDue6138

Heavy accents make me weak <3


yashizik

Damn, all hard work of trying to get rid of my russian accent are useless?


TapDue6138

Maybe not in general but when you’re whispering sweet stuff in my ear you can elt it out <3


BigFuckin-RussianGun

Pretty much. I just love the accent for some reason, it's so tough and barly...


BigFuckin-RussianGun

Fr


IsYeaYesyup

heavy tf2


TapDue6138

You say that to make me reconsider my original statement but I’d hit


agressivefemboysub

Gonna skip past all the conflict and say that I love accents too but a Russian would scare me not because of any real reason just because I’m learning Russian and I’m scared if I mess up saying something they will make fun of me forever


BigFuckin-RussianGun

Omg same! I wanna big Russian man to get mad at me- what now? I didn't say anything 👀


Tahmas836

You’ll be made fun of for messing up English too


LeoMelano

Yeah? How good u speak Russian?


Comfortable-Juice707

I can help you with accent, I am a native speaker


Wajana

Does a big russian femboy count? 👉👈


BigFuckin-RussianGun

All boys count as long as cuddleable!


Wajana

Then I'd love to prt you and play with your clothes :"3


BigFuckin-RussianGun

Yay :3


CaramelIndependent18

I mean sure I'm up for it


TheStronkFemboy

He's busy fighting a war


BigFuckin-RussianGun

💀


sashenka_demogorgon

Russian males seem to generally be pieces of shit, from generational trauma promoted by the bad parenting/familial culture. Unfortunately ive been with one and can confirm. 0/5 stars on Yelp


Freaking_Username

Im russian and had bad parenting I ended up being gay and ultra submissive :з


sashenka_demogorgon

Fair enough


gquinn18

Period


MuchMulberry125

Found one for ya https://preview.redd.it/wmbecuewxvlc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f7a9d5920c30978516326cff53322766e795a2e


BigFuckin-RussianGun

Birb-


Staffywaffle

Dude, I’d certainly play with your hair, but I’m not big and neither am strong.


BigFuckin-RussianGun

Awe :( well, could at least cuddle for 25 hours and 34 minutes ever single day? :3


The_Rusted_Folk

As a strong russian man (Strelok) i Will hold you


BigFuckin-RussianGun

Yay :3


Pikminfriend

So sad 😞


akaryosight

Would you accept a Swedish-Canadian?


BigFuckin-RussianGun

If cuddleable, than absolutely! If not, than I'd at least fry some eggs and toast :3


akaryosight

Hell yeah


JxEq

Big man Vlad 🥵


sashenka_demogorgon

That was the name of my ex. He’s fucked in the head


yashizik

Cab confirm, Vlads are always fucked up in the head


Wirewalk

Aw damn that generalisation stung :< And here I thought that I stopped hating my name, heh.


yashizik

It's not always bad to be fucked up in the head though


Wirewalk

Heh, I guess. I did pride myself on that characteristic for a little while :p Well, guess it’s fine as long as it doesn’t result in me being a total piece of shit.


sashenka_demogorgon

Explains Putin


yashizik

But he is Vova, not Vlad


sashenka_demogorgon

He’s Vladimir…


yashizik

Which is shortened to Vova, Vlad is shot for Vladislav. I don't know why


sashenka_demogorgon

Vlad is usually short for Vladimir


yashizik

Never in my life did someone call Vladimir Vlad, it's always Vova


sashenka_demogorgon

Idk man, I’ve always heard Vlad used to refer to a Vladimir


bnikga_gn

This is a new one


Power0fNeo

I ask myself that question ever day


Wolfy-Slut

Fok, im loss that in first part x) how about feminine boys? x3 Юъуй х)


Budget-Sheepherder77

https://preview.redd.it/0m3e0bl76wlc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56b6d26e852f7be70789d77dcd433b417f2b70ee ?


TheNoctuS_93

Big stronk was stolen by Evil Master for orc army, it is of the sad times...


BigFuckin-RussianGun

When sad times turn happy times. Want big stronk!


spaggeti-man-

Too busy committing war crimes or supporting them rn


BigFuckin-RussianGun

Awe...🥺 *Disappointed boi noises*


vveaboo

не столь ли стыдно?


BigFuckin-RussianGun

Sorry if I'm wrong, google translate says "isn't it so embarrassing?" I'm confused. You asking if it's embarrassing to be treated like that? No :3


vveaboo

you must be a courageous one


Fractrall

I’m russian but I want to get held by a strong man too T_T


skgu738

Not Russian (German), not big (5'8) buuut I can hold you, if you want👉🏻👈🏻


BigFuckin-RussianGun

Yay :'3 I only ever wanted that🥹


irenesarrow

The accent drives me insane fr. East European ones too.


BigFuckin-RussianGun

Omg, the accent makes my legs tremble~


Current_Standard_816

Bro I never thought about it but being with a cute russian boy would be so nice…


BigFuckin-RussianGun

That what I'm sayin!


BigElectrical9871

I might not be russian nor very stronk but i have a ushanka


BigFuckin-RussianGun

Ushanka superiority >:3


BigElectrical9871

I love Ushankas and i love winter :3


BigFuckin-RussianGun

Winter is fun!


BigElectrical9871

Thats why id like to move north. Canada, Alaska, Scandavia, Russia, Iceland


Meson_Derriere

Russians are often pretty homophobic. Life isn't a video game


BigFuckin-RussianGun

Only makes it even more rewarded to find one, it's like a rare achievement in a video game!


Alisa-Ker4va

I'm not strong, but... =3


BigFuckin-RussianGun

... >=3


Comfortable-Juice707

Russian femboy here Hiii blyat


BigFuckin-RussianGun

I knew you existed! I've seen Slavic femboys before, but never Russian. Wonder why I don't see Russian boys...🤔(/s)


Comfortable-Juice707

I've seen some, but only 4


LeoMelano

I'm Russian and would like to chatting with bois


BigFuckin-RussianGun

Yay 0u0 bois are best to chat with :3


OdessaAutumn

Psyop


Imaginary_Card8536

BUFF RUSSIAN FEMBOI HERE :333


BigFuckin-RussianGun

Omg one exists!


Buffpapyrus

Why russian specifically


BigFuckin-RussianGun

Idk, I just love the accent, and I guess I always thought they were just tough and that's hot for me🥰


Buffpapyrus

Darn


Effective_Town_8804

well... I'm certainly not very big, but... I promise I can play with your clothes and petting you like a good boy~


BigFuckin-RussianGun

R-.... Really? :3


YOURLOCALGOTHBOY69

Agreed


Daccthebest

Need!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩


Seitsuuu

IKR LIKE ): WHERES MY DARK SKINNED 6'4 TOMBOY AT MAN!!! I NEED MY CUDDLES AND HEADPATS!!!! 3:<


BigFuckin-RussianGun

Fr tho!😭😭😭


punk-agony

https://preview.redd.it/rm5tbculedmc1.png?width=709&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4d397621f86282eab6c1c1564f010f173792745


BigFuckin-RussianGun

I've seen him so many times and honestly I'm not even mad lol


Kokonattsugemu

https://preview.redd.it/knxtn9smrdmc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cbe66bf96e8aae1b6f64358d70debae7f1f3e38


artemis_kryze

What about an Irish transfem doing that to you? UwU


BigFuckin-RussianGun

Well I just so happened to have some Irish in my blood, so a bond like that'd last forever :3


Zirdman

As a person born in Latvia I have a spite embedded in me against all Russians


paulisaac

Too busy being sent to a meatgrinder


BigFuckin-RussianGun

:(


LunarStudios_

“I am femboy guy. And this… is my femboy.”


bruhmp44

Because they were all conscripted 😞


BigFuckin-RussianGun

Noooooo🥺 come here to me instead, I need attention from big stwong menly meeeeeeeeeeeen :'(


bruhmp44

Truly a tragedy. Imagine all the big burly men lost in this pointless war


Bossnage

they are busy committing war crimes


Willingness-Due

They’re all dying in Ukraine


IsJustSophie

Nah. I don't think we need russians


BigFuckin-RussianGun

But I always thought they were tough and cuddleable :( Is that racist to say? Please don't cancel me


Neko_Boi_Core

nah, you’re fine OP, other dude is a cunt


yashizik

https://preview.redd.it/i3n7dz262slc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03e0c21b7ee6efdee32caee2800cfae6cd59d87e Do I look tough?


BigFuckin-RussianGun

Very cuddleable :3


IsJustSophie

Do you live under a rock? You know whats happening in Europe right now right? You know the russians doing a genocide in Ukraine and national TV there asking to nuke the west every week.


shadowscroller

That's not all of them


IsJustSophie

I lean ofc. But that doesn't stop it from being the russians who are doing it


shadowscroller

Yes, but that's the equivalent of saying, "All femboys love sex." it's a generalization


IsJustSophie

Thats not how it works. Is more equivalent to people romantization of Germany during ww2. Yeah german people aren't all bad but it is Germany who were doing the holocaust


falkodalko

They are not romanticizing current day Russia, they’re romanticizing the idea of a strong Russian man who wants to kiss them. It can be completely independent of Russia’s current actions. I can romanticize a German man from 1939 without romanticizing what Germany as a whole did that year.


shadowscroller

They aren't romaticizing russia.They probably want a Russian bear to cuddle them.


IsJustSophie

I just wanted them to notice that "we all need russians" is not a good statement


YA_kamenshikDAI_HLEB

Ah yes, my favourite, "we're not nazi BUT russians are bad"


BigFuckin-RussianGun

Yeah, but that's Putin. If I said gangsters are bad so that means all plack people are bad, than I'd surely get hate for that. Putin is a cunt, doesn't mean the rest of the Russians are.


falkodalko

Might wanna reword that. Maybe ‘black gangsters’ instead of *just* ‘gangsters’, because the way you’ve written that, it sounds like you’re implying that black people are gangsters.


IsJustSophie

Then they should kick Putin out. The ones doing the fighting are russians from russia. Thats as clear as it gets. Putin is a cunt and deserves a high velocity gift to the back of the head. But the russian state is the one invading. And again i don't care about the name of the people doing it i would like them to stop doing a genocide in Ukraine


[deleted]

Война це погано, пішла нахуй РФ і Путін, але геноцид..? Який геноцид? Геноцид є на філістини, де Ізраїль геноцидить палестинців. А в Україні його нема


Neko_Boi_Core

not everything has to be political you fucking oaf


IsJustSophie

Tell that to my Ukrainian friend who's House was bombed by russia.


BigFuckin-RussianGun

I'm sorry for not knowing that, I didn't understand, but still, it doesn't mean all Russian people are bad. It's unfortunate that happened, and the specific person who is responsible should be held accountable, but not every single person who is loosely related purely by nationality.


IsJustSophie

Of course i don't mean all russian people. They are victims of the dicktator Putin as well. But it still doesn't take away that russians are the ones doing a genocide


Neko_Boi_Core

you can hate on russian government forces all you want, the people are chill. why do you think the police are arresting and shooting people in moscow right now? they’re protesting the war. the majority of russians in ukraine are conscripts as well, there because it’s either fight an unjust war, or their families are detained and shot. it’s a lose lose for everyone, but that doesn’t make it okay to hate *all* of russia because of the actions of the government.


IsJustSophie

Ok. Think about it this way. During ww2 not all germans were mazis but the whole german society contributed to the nazis by being in Germany and not getting rid of the regime. Why do you think germans bomb cities of the countries they invaded? Because people are the economy and held all the power to make or break a country. It was horrible and it was a crime against humanity but they knew why they did it


falkodalko

Russians are as human as you or I. Anyone you even want to place blame on should be put on Putin and the oligarchs controlling Russia. Not all Russians want to blow up every speck of life in the west. [This](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/1apxn7x/a_russian_man_explains_how_poland_should_deter/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) (-fucking hilarious-) clip is of a Russian man talking about the war in Ukraine and what he thinks Poland should do. Not all of them are pro-war, not all of them are anti-war, just like every other country in the world. There ain’t nothin’ wrong with wanting to cuddle with a Tachanka or Kapkan.


IsJustSophie

Again I'm not saying all russians are genocidal cunts. But it doesn't take away that russians are the ones doing a genocide. Just like in ww2 not all germans were nazis but the whole of german society was nazi


yashizik

Oh fuck you too


BigFuckin-RussianGun

Loosely inspired by [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/femboymemes/s/yAdEW33jYS) post


BigFuckin-RussianGun

(Bonus if his name is Nikolai;)


LyukaInky

Um you know what russia is doin rn, right? As a Ukranian femboy, I cannot describe how insanely offended I am right now.


BigFuckin-RussianGun

I am very sorry, but I chose to not comment for fear of socially fucking up rn


LyukaInky

You already fcked up by making this post bro.


BigFuckin-RussianGun

Y'know what fine. I disagree. Downvote me into absolute oblivion if you want, the karma doesn't even matter to me anymore. _I_ want this, and it's fine if _you_ don't. And it's also fine if you disagree


LyukaInky

It's not about the downvotes dude. It's about the fact you blatantly ignore what russians are doing right now and that is not okay. Edit: like dude I get it that you're 14 and have no idea about politics but at least freaking look it up. Cuz what russia is doing is not okay and supporting or being ignorant is also not okay.


FederalDriver9447

Op are you Serbian?


BEARWYy

I don't like brainwashed russian. Smart one already left the country


IronWhale_JMC

Sorry, he fled abroad to Thailand to avoid conscription. Maybe in a few years.


[deleted]

Babushka would be not be proud


BigFuckin-RussianGun

Babushka is rolling in grave


CarnesX20

They're currently fighting for the mother Russia 😎


BigFuckin-RussianGun

On second thought, I'll just not get political...


basicnate

I to want a russian man to hold me but unfortunately he does that to sasha not me like tf


BigFuckin-RussianGun

Well at least she's happy💔


basicnate

Im not though :(


BigFuckin-RussianGun

Me neither :'(


Lore_Stella

Vladmir