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Ra1nb0wSn0wflake

Probably some type of messenger or scout, very maybe a skirmisher


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bro have you seen roman skirmisher they were like the most manliest part of the army.


Ra1nb0wSn0wflake

They are also not the only army to exist in the world, most armies had skirmishers. I was thinking more along the random peasents with slings type skirmishers not the javalin trowing roman skirmishers.


T0lfd1r

Hussites had those for example. Just a bunch of farmers and craftsmen fighting the crusaders. Proud Czech femboy here :3


Scary-Use

Czechia mentioned


Darkatlas23

A claric or healer


Mean-Acanthaceae463

DEAD


Punchie_

This was also the first thing I thought of


Next-Smoke7085

Haha Yeah we would be the worst warriors. Dont want to break a nail 😬


Gamer7468

Throw all those fucking skin-exposing product. Bring me the heavy steel suit and a great sword. LET IT RIP!


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but bikini armor provides higher mobility


[deleted]

You might as well wear no armour at that point. If you want higher mobility, lighter armour that still gives full protection is best such as chain mail with padding (still can be a bit heavy) or even leather padding


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realistically light armour would be a helmet with just padding and no mail and a shield, if you are going medium weight then brigandine armor is better. leather is expensive and padding mostly does a better job.


Gamer7468

Did you read about RPG armor logic before?


Normal-Mountain-4119

Padding's cool. Bikini armour is cooler. I want the bikini arnour. for feerce battlin


[deleted]

I’m not saying bikini armour isn’t cool. I’m saying it’s impractical for an actual battle and provides little protection


Normal-Mountain-4119

damn that's a shock


SnooDoughnuts7388

Innit, who'd have thought that wearing little to no clothing would be inefficient on a battlefield where there's people with swords, spears and bows. Shocker 😱😱😱😱😱


Yeetman5757

I'll wear crop top armor and a skirt if I got drafted as a foot soldier because if I'm gonna get killed with no choice I'm gonna do it while looking cute at least.


Bailyleo987

I’m with you there, plate armour and a long sword/claymore any day of the week //edit: idk how to spell the big Scottish sword thingy’s actual name so y’all can pick if it’s spelt “claymore” or “big Scottish sword thingy”


Banana_Lion_Roar

There’s actually a story from the Scandinavians where one clan chief took control of an island and was a tyrant. Another chief somewhere else decided to send soldiers over that were crossdressing and acting like women for the tyrannical chief to try and sleep with, once he was off guard they drew their swords and killed the evil chieftain Oh to be killed by a possey of femboy warriors


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there is a story where thor dressed as a woman and killed the king of giants.


Banana_Lion_Roar

That one was a funny story as well, the story leading up to it was even funnier


Artistic-Risk-3628

I would be a strategist frfr


I-like-shorks

Aka monarch/other high royalty


Artistic-Risk-3628

Now you make me sound like I’m full of myself 😣


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now now there is nothing wrong with being a monarch


Artistic-Risk-3628

I suppose I’m a monarch then (I enjoy strategy and like to think I’m decent at it)


I-like-shorks

Same but I doubt I could rise the hierarchy to be a strategist


Artistic-Risk-3628

Well I’m a devious little guy so I’d just Machiavelli my way to the top >///<


I-like-shorks

Real af


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only correct answer


Michelle_akaYouBitch

“Camp Ladies.”


Tageas

We'd be probably crucified, stoned or tortured until death becouse of our "non holy devilish" lifestyles before even being taken into some army. Also depends on where you were Born. RN iam talking obout christian england or France. But if you were a pagan norseman you would be probably much safer. There are evidences obout male skeletons buried in traditional female clothes with feminnine things beside them. Also in one of the sagas even a god Thor dressed up in a female wedding dress to get his hammer back. So I believe they were much more open to this. As a norseman I would love to be an archer becouse i love bows and crossbows 🩷


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we are talking about medieval/histortical fantasy, If it is real life then I was mostly referring to any perriod in before the fall of Constantinople from the bronze age to 1453 ad. about the norse pagans no they were not that open about, in fact if someone accuses you of being a bottom in norse culture you are allowed the kill that man since being a gay bottom was seen as a affront to masculinity and the norse were very concerned about their manliness realistically you would be r\*ped and thrown in a ditch at any period so we are strictly in the realms of fantasy.


Tageas

I see. There are alot of holes in my knowledge. I know obout them being heavily focused on manliness and honor but I never knew things like this could happen. Thanks for the explanation


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now if you wanted to be a femboy in the past your best bet would be an iranian priest(Emani) or be a roman s\*x sl\*ve or you could be the lover of the roman emperor hadrian who made people worship his dead femboy boyfriend Antinous as the god of medicine.


Tageas

So romans or greeks were more open to sexuality? I've heard obout this but I dont want to make the same mistake I did with norse pagans and think something that isnt True...


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well not really roman sexuality was that the person of lower status would always be the bottom, for example it would be scandalous for a woman to top a man since men were seen as superior to women and rome was patriarchal or for a sl\*ve to top a free man but it would be ok for a free man to top a sl\*ve. for example there was a huge scandal about julius caesar being the sub in the relationship since the emperor is principes maximus as in highest most divine citizen so he can only top but since it was julius caesar nobody could do anything about it.


Tageas

Damn.... history is weird... so many rules and ethics...Thank you for these informations


Particular_Strike323

Crossbowmen...and no, I'm definitely not just saying that because I adore the Ballistarii in Atilla: Total War


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crossbows actually are one of the few weapons that require little strength so this is probably the most realistic unit.


Banana_Lion_Roar

A less serious answer: Sea men


[deleted]

ending the bronze age with this one.


RinaRasu

Bussy so good it can collapse the Mediterranean trade network


help_meh_plz845

Ha Cum


Banana_Lion_Roar

My favorite Navy joke


LeastPervertedFemboy

…*”livestock”*


[deleted]

Greeks, Roman’s, (enter other nations with known homoerotic past)


[deleted]

But my actual answer to our silly hypothetical is probably something like a message runner :3 non combative but important :3


Vllhll4

King (or queen) look at Napoleon, bro lead the whole entire Europe


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or elagabalus, he owned the roman empire, he was allegedly a femboy like actually.


Vllhll4

there's also Radu, Vlad the impaler's brother that seduced Mehmed (That ONE doujinshi taught me a lot about history lmao) so yep, that's why femboys are actually leader material and not just a bottom fr


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tbh elagabalus was probably the worst emperor of rome his actions single-handedly led to the crisis of the third century.


Vllhll4

at least he slayed doing it ✨


[deleted]

I noticed a bit late, could you send me the doujinshi. It is for research purpose I assure you


Vllhll4

Shounen Dracula by Ikezaki Misa unironically I learned the history of Wallachia and Ottoman through that LMAO


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may the lord have mercy on us. dear god this is some hardcore stuff.


Vllhll4

there's also Shounen Jeanne, even worse that shit based on a real person which is absolutely fucked up may god be with you in your historical reading


[deleted]

damn you know your way arround h\*ntai.


Vllhll4

other than the fuckedupness, art is amazing tho fr


miletil

Long distance archer twink rogues


aron354

Emotional support


Elekikiss

So... Hear me out. Korea (Silla) had this. The Hwarang (Flowering Youths) were an elite military & academic regiment, the members of which the Chinese scholars — for some reason — took great care to mention how beautiful they all were.


Hopeful-alt

twink archer


Business_Estate8445

I feel like we’d make a good squire. Helping a knight with all his duties. 😉🙈


Anonyya

Spies


Relative-Length-6356

Hi amateur historian here to give some input. Let's break it down by each stage of the medieval era. Disclaimer: archery in general is a no go, archers were some of the strongest and largest men in the medieval era. Go shoot a proper English longbow sometime it's a hell of an upper body workout. Point being though medieval armies chose fairly masculine men to shoot bows. Early middle ages: during this time most armies were still trying to copy the success of the Roman legions and as such made usage of heavy infantry supported by light cavalry and archers. In this age if you were a femboy you'd most likely be a light footman or skirmisher. These roles are well suited for those with lighter builds who likely have good cardio. Middle ages: by this time nations has developed their own tactics and strategies as well as evolved those that came before. Plate armor starts to slowly become an idea, heavy cavalry becomes the norm across Europe and dedicated archer regiments are being made and trained. Men at arms of this period would have been pikemen, heavy infantry, light levies (conscripted peasants), heavy cav, archers, and many engineers/sappers. In this time period a femboy would likely find themselves being utilized as scouts or couriers. Crossbowmen is another one since it removes the previous issues with archery that being the need to be a large muscular man and now you just need a crank. Late middle ages: the time of the classic Knight is here full plate armor is in production, militaries are becoming more and more organized. Ironically this is the time of flamboyancy not as much as later ages but it's there. Many knights would wear flashy colors, frilly clothing, some accounts talk about higher nobility specifically men wearing cosmetics like makeup or even dying their hair. You may not be so out of place here as you think though as for what warrior at this time it'd be easier to be part of nobility than a common warrior/soldier so that will be my final case. Honorable mention the Renaissance: go look up men's fashion from this era and come back to me shit was wild and high key a femboy landsknecht would go unbelievably hard.


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yeah many people mentioned bows which I know requires a lot of strength I would suggest crossbows instead since you don't need as much explosive strength for it. late medieval knights were mostly for show they would usually lose in battles since muskets started to become popular. what about cataphracts since most of their force is due to the horse and all you need is to stay inside your heavy armor and point the spear at the enemy while not falling off your horse though I might be wrong.


Relative-Length-6356

Cataphractii and other heavy cavalry might be a good match though it can get pretty brutal too and thus those using such units probably preferred them to be stronger just so that they can keep up the fight once the charge makes contact. Unlike light cavalry heavy cav has hang time they can afford it this makes them vulnerable to being thrown off the horse so it's not too long of a time period before you retreat and charge again. Light cavalry might be the best fit used mainly for scouting and would benefit from those with smaller builds.


Lack_of_Plethora

I would cook so hard as a Huscarl


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HmmmIsTheBest2004

Spy


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immediately gets discovered.


Ojitsack

Archers


PsychologicalKale757

Special Forces equivalent, you know, for storming within a castle or other building to take out high priority targets. Behind enemy lines stuff. Well armored, but still incredibly mobile, and probably wears a chain mail skirt already.


Mean-Acanthaceae463

DEAD


Cannibalistic_F41RY

I think some were knights and archers, and the rest were probably like spies and messengers. There were probably a few alchemists who specialised in poisons.


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Lubinski64

In the middle ages? You'd be a time traveler then


[deleted]

Romans obvi


theslutprincess

Princess 👑


Simon_Kitsune

id say scouts, ranged weapons or assasines


fireviper2097

Greeks or Romans


Critical_thinker69

Greek warrior of any kind


Friki128

We would form a mercenary band and have the dream and objective of having our own kingdom.


Johnnyjeevesjenkins

Probably archer, but I’d probably be a black smith or some kind of crafts man instead if I could


Somerandombritishguy

Espionage assassins, how would the enemies ever expect the women they were given as a peace offering turned out to just be a bunch of gay dudes with knives


xtopc

If Femboys were warriors? Cmon buddy you made me laugh


Moss_Ball8066

Dual wielding dex builds who can teleport


SONICWASALWAYSGOOD

The King, have you seen what Kings wore back then? :3


Away-Implement-2901

I don’t wanna be a warrior but A flower girl or boy seems nice and gives flowers to the dead and free their souls💕✨


Away-Implement-2901

A good warrior maybe✨


AeriePuzzleheaded893

I'd say guards of high ranking officials. If you think about it, because a lot of these positions would be up to favouritism, someone who looks nice and is persuasive would be favoured, and thus could definitely get those positions


KittyKatKoolaid

Dodging the draft thats what id be


Yeetman5757

A negotiator or strategist.


anonymous1989er

You would spies sleeping with key enemies and holding the evidence over their heads as sabotage.


YangTheEmpress

Well... I'm inclined to say lancer, archer or assassin... I like the idea of a femboy assassin


AverageDumy

Easy answer *BOOTY WARRIORS* RAAAAAAAAH


Temporary_Couple1214

Archer or swordsman


ACRIDACID56

Dead lmao


Tal_Onarafel

The Paris or the Antinous


[deleted]

😄😄😄😄


Femboyglizzy99

Dead


Halle-Hellion

Legit warriors... how many times history showed LGBT characters that were lovers? Femininity is a part of history, that Christianity tried to erase but failed, there are a lot of Femininity aspect in several greek and roman sculptures showing delicate traits in men.


Jeni_Sui_Generis

Witches


The_0bserver

I'd definitely be just Target practice.


Inner_Winter_4239

Invincible.


UseAlarmed4042

You can go to war I'll be a monk


Oreokiller_2011

Dead (Jk probably knights or some shit I dunno)


Jaded-Flower-6435

Dead probably?


DoomAndSouls

artillery


Fabulous_Delivery_55

Spys


ItachiFemboy

Since I'm learning fencing with a longsword since I'm 12, I'd be a Knight :3


lion_percy

Give me my chainmail armor and my sword. It's time to get serious.


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Barbarians


[deleted]

Wait no we would be like the Amazonians and we would kidnap women to repopulate


CarpeNoctem1031

Archers. They'd be more muscular, but you can keep that clean-shaven bod and shoot from afar without any risk of becoming scarred in close combat!


Altruistic-Film-2840

Dead😂 maybe u can be messenger or scout.


mkitsie

My DnD instinct immediately said "Bard", even though it has nothing to do with this.


GoatsWithWigs

Mannnn I don't wanna fight. I'm the guy in the back who goes "yeahh... go team" and then runs off to go eat berries


CompleteClimate8265

Medievil knight from Slovakia


Atchinxo95c

They wouldnt use swords they would use a sharp didlo


Royal_Business_897

Well. Fuck I'm a nerd. In ancient Greece they actually had femboys so really no change


Impossible_Lychee_82

They would probably be dead. That’s like.. the easiest explanation. Or maybe the wouldn’t exist realistically speaking


Wide-Benefit3143

Berserker with two axes I can slice and throw