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requiemfora_cream

yesterday she said “if this was real life, i really think Aymeric and I would be married. i can tell”


Glorious_Goo

Well now you have a good gift idea for the next holiday: Aymeric body pillow.


thatHecklerOverThere

Better yet, get her a blue elephant plushie and wait for the context to deliver itself.


isailorboat

This is actually so gigabrain. Do it lol


train153

^^^


not_ya_wify

I've been playing for 7 years and I don't get it


JennyFromdablock2020

Aymeric has a blue elephant suit he wears in ishgard to disguise who he is and see what the common folk are up to He still wears his iconic sword thougu so he's easy to spot


Prior_Razzmatazz

What's funnier about it is it was legitimately a gag gift from Estinien after he was in Thavnair one of the first times, but it's Aymie so of course he's gonna treat a gift from a friend seriously. Also, the fact that his attempt to go unnoticed flopped because he draws even more attention in the suit 😆


MildlyInsaneOwl

The best part is how meta it is. *Estinien earns it by killing the Thavnair world boss, which is how we can earn the exact same costume*. Aymeric sent an offer to Estinien to work guard duty after Endwalker. It was almost certainly a joke; the idea of the famed Azure Dragoon manning a guard post would be downright absurd. Aymeric sent the offer to poke fun at Estinien's sudden unemployment, as well as a light-hearted jab at Estinien's money problems. Estinien responded with an appropriate counter-jab, sending Aymeric a ridiculous costume as his "answer". And Aymeric proceeded to admit defeat by unironically wearing the costume on guard duty himself. It's just the latest in a series of wholesome roasts and counter-roasts by the two guys, and I adore every part of it.


Prior_Razzmatazz

Lol, yesssssssss. It's quite frankly pranks amongst good friends (despite Estinien acting so put off with shit all the time, lol)


LiaSpyre31

I honestly love that dynamic between Aymeric and Estinien.


cooptheactor

Peak literature. I'm not even sure that's a joke, either. It's just good writing


Caern1

I missed out this, it happens in a side quest?


ChibiYoukai

Hang out in the housing wards sometime and watch the NPC's talk. A lot of it happens in their speech bubbles.


MildlyInsaneOwl

It's all optional and ambient dialogue. The bulk of it is during the end of Endwalker, >!when all the Scions are hanging around the Rising Stones after the group's formal disbandment.!< Talk to Estinien again after his 'mandatory' conversation, and he'll talk about Aymeric sending him the guard offer. He'll also mention an "outlandish" costume being rewarded for hunting a lingering blasphemy in Thavnair, and how he might send it to Aymeric as a response. And then, you can find a mysterious blue elephant in various zones around Ishgard. The elephant suit is the Gaja Costume you earn from Daivadipa's Beads, from the world boss in Thavnair, which lines up with the costume Estinien was referring to (and since it's from Thavnair, there isn't really any *other* way it would've wound up in Ishgard!). Moreover, the costume fully covers up the wearer's features, rendering them totally anonymous... *except the elephant has Aymeric's unique sword resting on its waist*, leaving no doubt to who is inside it (assuming you're familiar enough with Aymeric to know he uses that sword, and familiar enough with Ishgard to know that it's not a common sword design).


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Whaaat? Is that confirmed somewhere because that's hilarious xD


Gloomhelm

Some say he hasn't taken the elephant costume off to this day.


JennyFromdablock2020

Aymdric is the musky husky of ffxiv confirmed (cursed)


noelnecro

Just because you were given the ability to speak does not mean you must exercise it.


not_ya_wify

I had no idea!


JennyFromdablock2020

I think he shows up in the firmament periodically but I'm not sure his exact spawns. He outs himself to yoy if yoy speak to him though


Bragnezam

You can see him in the housing district (Empyreum) as well from time to time


Arainthus

He generally shows up each time you enter specific locations and sticks around if you hang out around the public hot spring area there.


illuminancer

I frequently run into him outside the apartments.


AegleSmash

There isn't a way to speak to him, he doesn't out himself at all. The player has to either recognize the gag from the EW end dialogues or recognize his sword, there's no other note if who it is. Although some people used third party tools to confirm that they did indeed use Aymeric's NPC and shove the elephant outfit into it, which is a nice little detail that no one would know without breaking ToS lol


earendilgrey

He shows up outside the Apartments a lot. I am always seeing him when I am leaving the area


JennyFromdablock2020

A blue elephant outside of the WoL apartment holding an orchestra on playing don't you forget about me


requiemfora_cream

i’m unsure if my dad would be on board with that


jdr61100

Get him one too so he doesn't get jealous.


sporeegg

Specifically the Ysthola soll


wait_what_how_do_I

Two Aymeric pillows.


sporeegg

Alright, a Bahamut pillow and an Alpha plush.


omar1993

Ya'll are missing out on Good King Mog, the REAL waifu!


Sic-Mundus

This is the correct solution. Everyone needs an Aymeric, especially me


jdr61100

Hell of a necro lol. Funnily enough, I actually got an Aymeric body pillow for my birthday this month. It was kinda pricey, but totally worth it.


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juwanny

Lol Mother has good taste. ;) Baemeric is just the best.


MaraBlaster

Bless your mother, she got banger taste! Can't wait till she mets the Exarch!


praysolace

It’s weird to have the same taste in men as someone’s mom, but what can I say, your mom can pick a good husbando.


Cosmeregirl

You don't stop being human when you have kids :p


Addiekat

Heck yea. My first husbando! Although maybe I should count Beatin as the first 🤔


AjiBuster499

Nobody can beat Beatin cuz he's always Beatin others


illuminancer

He’s busy stroking the wood.


Dirjel

I showed this to my wife, she says congratulations on having Aymeric as your dad!


ChewchewMotherFF

Holy crap this is the greatest thing I’ve seen online all day


illuminancer

Mom knows what’s up.


Tough_Tradition_807

Well can we see the outfit she went with? ^.^


requiemfora_cream

i don’t have a pic, but it was the good old thavnarian bustier (the default color, because she said the pink looks good on her tan skin tone) the bard’s ringbands, and thigh boots because sandals would be too cold for ishgard.


snootnoots

…sandals would be too cold but the thavnairian bustier was just *fiiiiiiiine*. 🤣 Your mother has her priorities straight!


Smashedwookie

Always love getting update from your mom. Aymeric is definatly grade A husbandos material.


Ikeddit

Wait, this means she’s passed thru ARR post patches! What were her thoughts on Thancred’s rampant flirting???


SmoreOfBabylon

I need to know her thoughts on Modesty Nutkin also


Aeskulaph

'Thancred's rampant flirting'? When? Where? Was I just blind? I have played all the way through endwalker and I never felt like Thancred regarded me as anything more than a colleague.


Ikeddit

So, one of the coolest things in the game I’ve found to track is what all the various scion npcs get up to in the Waking Sands or Rising Stones. In between every MSQ, there is a chance that they will get dialogue updates as they go about their own responsilities and lives. This is true for the Major Scions like Thancred or Yshtola, the minor scions like Hoary and his squad, or even the various other members like Riol. They all get up to a lot of stuff, some of it funny (like Aenor) or serious (Riol is constantly getting up to important spying, he’s probably the most important scion who isn’t one of the main cast). Some of them are just pure fluff, like Homei and Isildaure, the two old guys who always gripe about wanting to help but being too old. So for Thancred’s fuckboy phase: once you hit the rising stones, the rate of these dialogue updates ramps up intensely. There is a period in ARR post patches where there are updates between every quest. During this time, Thancred hits on every single woman in the Rising Stones, and it culminates in a scene where 5 women all show up simultaneously to take him on dates at the same time, and get into a fight. There is a lot of lore and character building you miss out on if you skip these dialogues!


1201_alarm

Hits on every single woman and a table, at one point.


akiontotocha

He’s coping from having a man inside him by putting a man inside everyone else Typical fuckboy behaviour


Gerbilguy46

Are we still doing phrasing?


jessytessytavi

he's a fuckboi, but he's OUR fuckboi


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Amongst other things, Thancred is not a well man.


akiontotocha

That’s why he’s the fuck of my fuck marry kill between him, Riol, and Amon.


MstrPeps

How the heck did Amon make the spy trio?


akiontotocha

I really like almost all of the ARR characters I was struggling to find someone I’d kill 🙇‍♀️🥲


MrrSpacMan

My god how did i miss this lmao


MstrPeps

In heavensward check out the forgotten knight between quests to see what Tataru gets up to. The woman has many talents


Ottoguynofeelya

Yup my second playthrough for really paying attention to the lore and talking to every npc possible, I noticed it haha Ladies were about to go at it!


Narissis

>During this time, Thancred hits on every single woman in the Rising Stones, and it culminates in a scene where 5 women all show up simultaneously to take him on dates at the same time, and get into a fight. I knew about the culmination scene but I had never noticed that there were precursor ones where he hits on all of them individually. Hilarious.


bjams

He doesn't hit on those random NPC's that show up, but he hits on Moenbryda and F'lahmin and I think a Doman woman? He does mention some of them, like the ore girl in passing though. Thancred asked her for help and then gets all mad that Yda shows up to get it, Yda's oblivious as to why she was so upset and Thancred's like "Yeah, that was kind of stupid of me to send Yda."


not_ya_wify

If whenever you go to the waking sands and rising stones in between MSQ quests the NPCs have dialogue with side stories. There are usually women who believe themselves to be Thancred's girlfriend. At one point, there are like 5 women fighting over him


Aeskulaph

OHhh, yes, I thought you meant flirting with the WoL HAHHA, that makes a lot of sense now. Thank you!


not_ya_wify

He doesn't flirt with you since you could be male but in 1.0 he hit on Momodi


katarh

Thancred is the kind of guy who will hit on any female, if he thinks he has *any* shot at all. Firm believer in you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. I have a mental list of characters in my head he has hit on, and probably scored, based on subtext in canon. Some examples: * Hit on but did not score: * F'haminn (canon rejection multiple times) * Yugiri (too serious to realize he was flirting and thought he really was complimenting her ninja skills. She rolled with it and taught him and the Sisters ninja stuff anyway.) * Merlwyb (soundly rejected, but with a wink at his audacity for trying) * Momidi (but she was flattered anyway) * Mother Miounne (but she was flattered anyway) * Lucia (she only has eyes for Aymeric) * Lyna (soundly rejected) * Cirina (Rejected) * Hit on and probably *did* score: * Hilda * Every girl you see him flirting with in canon, until they find out about the other girls * Has never hit on, and will never hit on: * Sadu (he knows he would be murdered) * Kan-e-senna (not his type) * Tataru (not his type) * Nanamo (knows he would be murdered by Raubhan) * Y'shtola (knows he would be murdered) * Minfilia (too much like a little sister/daughter) * Lyse (too much like a little sister - although he may have hit on the real Yda before her death, we may never know) * Alisae (WAY too much like a kid sister) * Rowena (knows he would be murdered) * Matoya (not his type, and knows he would be murdered) * Female WoL (knows he would be murdered)


CalydorEstalon

I like how his relationship with Ryne is so obvious she didn't even need to appear in the last list.


katarh

Yeah, "actually *is* basically his adopted daughter" would have been awkward.


the_icy_king

Rowena would not murder him. She's nowhere near as kind for that. She'd make him a debt slave and gather blackmail materials while at it and work him like a horse till he drops from exhaustion and then some more. Many fates are worse than death and Rowena hands most of them out like candy especially to those who cross her.


PlasticZombie1

>Mother Miounne Oh my god *Mother Miounne!*🥵 Super UNDERRATED elezen waifu nobody ever remembers her god she's so fucking hot


Frostygale

Shit, do you have a source list? Now I’m wondering how much dialogue or subtext I’ve missed… Didn’t he claim he was “quite taken” with the female WoL in a post-ARR patch? I guess that’s not flirting though is it?


SkyeBlues

He says that in the early stuff if you start in Ul'dah. The male counterpart is "in awe of" or somesuch.


katarh

You're right! https://i.redd.it/ek66nca8irw81.png


katarh

Source is mostly a bunch of play throughs, but in particular the first time he meets Hilda they seem to give each other the once over and in my head I'm thinking, "oh shit Thancred is *so* gonna tap that." It wasn't a formal cutscene, just text interaction, I think during the 3.1 MSQ. Thancred had been living as a hermit in the Hinterlands all that time, after all, with only the company of Gnath, bears, and his nutkin. Getting back to civilization and seeing a hot half-elezen who rose up from a lowly street rat just like he did? Yeah, he probably poured on his best seduction skills, and Hilda seems like the kind to appreciate a bit of fun with no obligation.


Ikeddit

The one time Thancred interacts with Hilda in the MSQ, she refers to him unironically as an old man, and he looks like he has a minor meltdown. It is literally the last time he flirts with anyone in the MSQ.


LilyHex

>Alisae (WAY too much like a kid sister) Also she's literally still 16 canonically so that's in there. >Female WoL (knows he would be murdered) Also probably because for him to hit on the female WoL, he'd have to hit on the male WoL as well, and/or code entirely separate sex-based responses. Which they *could* do in either case, but likely don't because they prefer it being open to interpretation generally, and not everyone *wants* romance options or could be weirded out by it coming from someone you're "stuck" with for awhile. There's valid reasons for them not doing it with the Scions imo.


illuminancer

Many NPCs are WoLsexual; I don’t think having Thancred flirt with male or female WoLs would be an issue.


azurespatula

Also they've definitely coded different responses for different WoL genders more than once. Main one I remember is Momodi in the tutorial says either 'I like hearing about mens woes with the women' or 'I like hearing about girls and the hot guys they score' or something depending on which you are. But I'm pretty sure there's at least a few other examples!


katarh

They did it with Magnai, but that's about the only time I remember it being a big deal. Magnai hits on female WoL but immediately changes his mind, even if you say you can be his raspberry.


FinalEgg9

>They did it with Magnai, but that's about the only time I remember it being a big deal. > >Magnai hits on female WoL but immediately changes his mind, even if you say you can be his raspberry. Sorry, when was this? I specifically remember being disappointed that despite being a female Au Ra WoL, he didn't seem to even consider me. Was I just entirely oblivious to it?


not_ya_wify

I mean the WoL has several pansexual admirers including Haurchefaunt, G'raha and Aliases, so I don't think that's the issue. I think they just coded Thancred to be straight


ezekielraiden

While it is true that she is 16, in Sharlayan culture that makes her a legal adult. We can dispute whether that is a good idea or not, but there would be nothing illegal about such a relationship. Further, both of them are functionally Sharlayan culturally. Alisaie was born in the colony, and Thancred was effectively adopted as a teenager by Louisoix and educated in Sharlayan. It's much like the differences in drinking age between the US and Europe. Most Europeans can drink at age 18. In the US, it's 21. Or how numerous US states define the age of consent to be 16 or 17, not 18 (my home state defines it as 18, but a majority do not.)


sunseeker_miqo

If you start ARR in Ul'dah as a female character, he actually says at one point that he is *quite taken with you*. Damn me for starting in Gridania.


not_ya_wify

Gridanian is superior but when does he say that?


sunseeker_miqo

Not sure right now, but I think it was after you've rescued the poor lass from that one creepy dude and his cronies. You can view the encounter in your journal thing at the inn--it shows every version of that cutscene. I learned about it in this subreddit, so I'm sure someone could point you to the name of the quest and the correct scene number. Also--to me, Ul'dah is the best starting zone because of the Scions' ties to Thanalan and its leadership--and even the Scions' HQ is in this region. It all felt really natural when I played through on an alt.


not_ya_wify

I'm not a big fan of the Ul'dah story and Thank is just super ugly. Gridanian is beautiful, has the best leader and is beautiful. Did I mention it's beautiful


ladyariarei

I feel basically all of the companions are flirty with wol and I love it. Like yeah we can be married platonically I know I'm hard to resist. 😍


forestman11

To be fair, though, I've felt both Lyse and Thancred have hit in my WoL before but meh


DJTen

Not rampant flirting with the WoL. Rampant flirting with NPC females throughout ARR.


execthts

Also I wonder what her reaction was to Teledji and Adeledji


Serious-Possible7458

This joke split my sides.


KacerRex

The dinner with Nanamo was still fresh I'm my mind when this scene came up, I was sweating fuckin bullets every time he ate or drank something.


Bagahnoodles

Seems like that was pretty intentional; all the pauses and the way the WoL keeps looking around


illuminancer

My WoL was not taking his eyes off the butler for a second.


Serious-Possible7458

My husband was the same. That coupled with the recent roofing by the barmaid have canonically and irl put his WoL off their drink. He kept making concerned Marge noises the entire time.


CrowTengu

My ManRa too, was very alert at best... 😅


Norg_Kazham

*checking OPs profile to see if I’ve missed any posts* this shit is golden. Don’t stop posting these!! Update: https://www.reddit.com/user/requiemfora_cream/comments/10lzo7f/all_of_mm_in_one_place/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf All in one place!


Fededrika

Thank you kind stranger to point that out to me. I had the best laugh in a while 😂


_I_should_be_writing

This is pure gold! 😂


thatHecklerOverThere

The chief husbando strikes again.


MamaEule

We need to see her outfit for the date \o/


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GothWitchOfBrooklyn

Aymeric is Baemeric


v_jade

Aymeric best husband for sure


RelentlessHope

YES!! I did the same thing, dressed up for the dinner with Aymeric. Love him. Your mom has good taste.


quiltr

Me too! I went through everything I had until I found something I thought was appropriate for dinner with the leader of Ishgard.


Hysteria878

One of us! One of us!


trunks676

I feel like Aymeric is the Idris Elba of FFXIV….making straight guys question their sexuality lol. Source: I am a middle aged straight guy.


requiemfora_cream

i think my bf is actually a tiny bit gay for estinien


Promethius12

Tbh, I think there's a few contenders for that role. I'd personally nominate >!Hythlodaeus!<


saleryman

Look I dont get it, but I really want to pull that braid in a very not innocent way. Dont judge me!


spectracle

Hythlodaeus be out here looking fine af. I’d give him my #


SmoreOfBabylon

She has impeccable taste, to be sure. Glad to see she put some thought into the date night outfit as well, lol.


RazzyCharm

I'm so happy to know that I was not the only one worrying about what to wear for that dinner.


ezekielraiden

I just wore my Shire coat. Always impeccably dressed!


SilverWolf807

Ran into you yesterday in Great Gubal Library Hard, I was the Red Mage. Hope she enjoyed the dungeon, I love both versions of Great Gubal Library


requiemfora_cream

ahh i remember! she did like it, and was very happy about your kind comment on the way out. thanks :)


not_ya_wify

Is she over Thancred?


requiemfora_cream

yeah she caught him flirting around one too many times


Falsus

I remember I was like ''I am showing up to this dinner in full battle armour, this WoL ain't going to be taken by surprise again''.


waffling_with_syrup

Aymeric remains best husband choice, she has good taste.


artuno

Woah can't believe I've missed the previous updates. She's just breezing on past all this content. Pretty soon she'll have reached Endwalker 0.0 Looking forward to it.


ezekielraiden

For just a moment I read that emoji as a version number and was very confused.


pedot

I put the MSQ on hold for a bit and crafted the Ishgardian High House Bustle for this.


Shim182

The Adventures of Mother Munch are my absolute favorite parts of Reddit atm.


Wysteria569

No, no, no. Aymeric is mine! I have already claimed him.


matti00

Good for you for helping your mom get dressed for her date!


Arkidonius

Mother Munch is the most pure member of the community, and needs to be protected at ALL COSTS. 😭😭😭


LazyJennyBean

YES!! Welcome to the club <3 <3 <3 Absolutely love this!! If you both are still looking for an outfit, I think the Ishgardian dress from the Golden Saucer will do very nicely! Plus she'll match with Bae-meric with the style of it. Just hope she won't be too disappointed given how that scene will end.


FinalEgg9

> Ishgardian dress from the Golden Saucer Sorry, the *what* now? Looks like I need to go shopping...


DivineRoyalTea

This is so precious! I say as if I'm not almost 40 and obsessed with G'raha...


FinalEgg9

I don't get the G'raha love. I just started Shadowbringers, and >!I completely forgot G'raha existed until the option to ask the Exarch about him popped up!<


DivineRoyalTea

I mean, to each their own. A friend of mine and I were both "fighting" over Aymeric until G'raha came along. Now my friend "has Aymeric all to themselves." I find G'raha to be devoted, loyal, funny, and cute. All things I'd look for in a partner. Aymeric still hot AF though.


BeefyBongo

These posts give me life


lavadrop5

THE Husbando


svampyr

My happy head cannon polycule of myself, Thancred and Aymeric.


Pliskkenn_D

Honestly I get it. I heard I was having dinner with Aymeric and I needed an outfit that was fitting.


die-squith

This is so pure omg I love it


SharpPulse94

Y’all better back off my man.


pandab3rr

OP, how both you and Mother Munch doing? Is she blitzing through story and enjoying it?


llStonesll

moooood


ccherven1

These are my favorite posts here!


HopefullyThisGuy

I'd let Aymeric do a LOT of things to me


lunarbutterfly

This is adorable!!! I hope she enjoys the gane


AshRavenEyes

Your mom is a go getter. Love it xD


Vilijen

I actively look forward to these updates at this point.


Asapara

Oh come on you can't leave us hanging, what did she wear?


Starfall3620

Wholesome post


RueUchiha

This is adorable


Ahamkaras

Why does everyone get the cool parents who play video games and crush on NPCs


Anthrax-Smoothy

Can't wait for her to meet Grandpa Crystal Exarch!


robotease

A very important dinner date indeed! I’m a fan of your mom. https://i.imgur.com/Hz0aBTm.jpg


AlienWarhead

I had a different vibe when I did this. I was a Miqo’te guy at the time and I feeling like a little boy because the chair was too big and the coat from the previous quest looked big on my cat boy


Incentoix

I love Aymeric, he is such a sweetheart


berserkerhorn

This has now become a glam check


FinalEgg9

If I recall, the guard outside gives you an Ishgardian coat, so I wore that to mine!


BenRamZ

Outfit? "When in doubt, a man of note could do far worse than an alpine coat!"


DaimoMusic

I have missed these.


spiffy-ms-duck

Oh man I missed so many of these


BeansInMyClok

Boss clear your notifications


VG896

I just showed up dressed in Bonewicca gear and a Goblin Mask. It was bretty gud.


PutSumNairOnThatHair

One of us


CarrenMcFlairen

Lol how cute!


releasethekaiju

Mother Munch is still one of my favorite things about the internet right now


victoriate

Your mother has excellent taste.


Lord_Mandingo_69

This is so cringe, I love it.


Glaw_Inc

For a moment I thought I was on /retrogaming and there was something about Munch Man.


durango_black

I want so badly to believe this is real XD Im so used to people faking stuff like this for views but it's still funny af


xSwissChrisx

These are fantastic take a follow


sacajawea14

That's so nice that you can play games with your mom! My mom could never, bless her xD


BreadDziedzic

That's so wholesome. Back during that dinner I was a female elezen which definitely played into the experience feeling like a date.


Akkitryhard

I'm I the only one finding this hilarious


Arthurya

ONE OF US


walkingontinyrabbits

Honestly, SAME mama! My bun boy wore the summer event top with the frontier slacks. Kind of, effortlessly sexy casual. Gotta look good in those screenshots. Also, this is why we need a dating sim!!!! They could make it like the collectible people, but I want to make my retainer look like this person in my house as a prize.