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footpaste

Toilet Paper


PreschoolDad

Invest in a bidet now instead.


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AndrewBorg1126

The human body doesn't work without water. If you can't get water you've got bigger concerns than having wasted money on a bidet.


WWGHIAFTC

My water source is on the property I live on. Bidet, panel, inverter and it's clean butts forever.


dugi_o

I air dried for the first 5 weeks of covid


pbemea

I was there for the great toilet paper famine of 2020. Don't joke about this ... stuff.


jcornwell101

Lmao I was just thinking of that


whopperlover17

Valid


Akira282

And bread and lots of milk


chchsiew

Procter and gambler!


No-Swimmer6470

Costco. 


ahy90

Initially bought into Costco when I first started my portfolio strictly due to shopping only at Costco for groceries. One of the best decisions made


[deleted]

Green with envy. I just joined the Costco game a month ago. Wish I'd known sooner.


beccabeth741

Welcome to Costco, I love you.


Bkdavis38

Coworkers wife worked at Costco & took all her bonuses for 17 years in stock. Then it was performing so well they started using her whole paycheck to buy stock. They just built a $1.3M house and retired off his pension he’s been collecting since 38, a 401k and a shit ton of Costco stock.


noyogapants

I bought in 2019.


whopperlover17

Can I ride in your lambo?


anotherfakeassdude

Underrated comment.


SendMeBae

FXAIX and chill


1353-

IYW > all mutual funds


whopperlover17

Based and chill pilled


backnarkle48

It depends on the catalyst of the crash.


KeeperOfTheChips

Depending on the scenario I could be buying index funds, or bonds, or gold bars, or guns and ammo


currancchs

Ammo is always a good buy. Pretty easy to move large amounts in my neck of the woods (I saw pallets of .22LR traded a few years ago between members of a local shooting club) and good to have a bunch on hand for when something political happens and the price goes crazy for a few years so you can either profit or just continue to enjoy target shooting.


TheOtherPete

Yea, if the reason is Russia attacked a NATO country I think I'll wait a bit before doing any 'furious buying'. Also don't understand why this is posted in FidelityInvestments, weird how people think that broker-specific subreddits are a good place to have general market discussions. Maybe they don't understand there are subs like r/investing/


Zealousideal_Bit7796

If I woke up and Russia moved into a NATO country I would bet 50% of all of my assets including my home on Lockheed Martin, Raytheon and Northrop. The other 50% would be on oil and natural gas prices skyrocketing.


TreesACrowd

If I woke up and Russia moved into a NATO country, I would bet all of my assets including my home on Vault-Tec reservations. Gotta pay extra for the 'good' vaults.


kaptainklausenheimer

This guy fallouts. Hope you saved up all your bottle caps and rad pills.


ImTooOldForSchool

FXAIX


Conscious-Scratch-73

Nothing will change. Continue to DCA


ppith

No change from what we do now. Just keep buying VOO/VTI. Buy all the way down and buy all the way up.


thechosenwave

Texas pacific land


ghostManaCat

Same thing I buy every month… more FXAIX and more ammo. hehe


omatti

for regular brokerage, ira, or both?


CerealSpiller22

The Irish Republican Army is definitely leaning more ammo.


ghostManaCat

mostly in my traditional IRA. my regular brokerage account is just holding cash in SPAXX until we can use SPAXX as core fund in CMA.


Saul_T_C_Man

If only ammo compounded like FXAIX 😞


pbemea

It did if you bought OLN back when there was no 9mm to be found in the land.


thehighdon

1YR/2YR Option LEAPS ON $SPY/ $QQQ and the top 10 stocks of the indexes


NovelFew6644

QQQ


httmper

ITOT and chill


Money_Music_6964

AAPL


whopperlover17

What’s your reasoning personally?


zoltan-x

Nothing because all my money is already stuck in crashed investments.


2werpp

VTI


Stocberry

Every crash is the time to load up dream stocks. For example DE, MSFT, RTX…


CoupleStunning

abounding disagreeable squealing fuzzy frighten deer wild crush waiting fear *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


running101

better yet TQQQ


potificate

![gif](giphy|KPd2gRH4Q4Oqc) Waiting for the mothership


ravens40

haha great response


Striking_Computer834

Index funds. They outperform managed funds over time. A correction or crash is a good time to load up.


Pilotguitar2

The stock that shall not be named. 1+bil in cash, basically not debt. 2023 profitable. CEO takes no compensation. Most supported stock by retail of all time. EZ buy


Professional_Bank50

Robots and bullet proof trucks to protect the account.


Aspergers_R_Us87

Voo and tons of it! Throwing down more than 1/2 of my HYSA on it


smooth-vegetable-936

Fskax or fsaix plus international. Simple


Signal-Sprinkles-350

Canned beans and toilet paper.


757aeronaut

I don't keep money on the sidelines.


Bitter_Firefighter_1

I know it is not the normal advise but the current market is very high versus historical norms. It might be justified based on all the money pushed into the market by the government over COVID...but I have about 35% in cash waiting for a down turn. Maybe I loose out but at least I earn 5% on that money now. Most likely just buying VOO and maybe QQQ if I feel a higher fee is worth it. And then I will out 10% in specific picks that have tanked more than the market .


lookonthebrightside7

Chicken tenders


Solid_Pen3365

Anti depression pills


jpec342

The market


tomorrorning

![gif](giphy|lOiJqCjiEOcmc)


dis_chico

Why does everyone keep saying FXAIX?


carbonpro

It’s a fidelity sub!


xtrenchx

I been buying FXAIX since I started. It’s never let me down.


ImStillLearningLife

It's one of the safest bets to retirement


Mainah-Bub

r/bogleheads


TheCloseEnemy

WM!


powerofav

Short the vix


Terrible-Sugar-5582

“Buy the dip, short the vix”


Ping-A-Ling-

FXAIX.


onajourney314

FSKAX + FTIHX


ChaseSavesTheDay

VT


JustBath5245

MSFT!!!!


justUseAnSvm

MRNA. I worked in RNA in grad school, and have a few connections there from grad school. They have a proven track record of delivering, and a diversified portfolio.


foolproofphilosophy

I’m always fully invested so I wouldn’t have any meaningful cash to invest. I get paid, I invest. Rinse and repeat.


ellenxhosp

FZDXX, Fidelity premium money market. Our local Fidelity office rep said last year that they would process this even if very large amount is required.


ProductionPlanner

Tech and dividend growth


Fight_or_die11

A rope


superbilliam

TQQQ..... and maybe a big stash of bottle caps. /s "I don't want to set the world on fire..."


TheDunk67

FZROX is on sale? Sign me up for more. Recovery will happen before I retire.


B9RV2WUN

Top Ramen 😊😊😊


fellowhomosapien

GME


WhiskeyHippo661

More amc


outer_fucking_space

Hell yeah. You and me both buddy.


WhiskeyHippo661

This thing isn't going BK so I keep averaging down.


SpringTucky101

I’ll continue buying no matter what the market does


HeywoodJahomey

msft


Mikem828

VOO and altcoins lol


Consistent-Reach-152

I rebalance per my investment policy statement. That would have me buying ITOT and IXUS insufficient quantities to be back at my target asset allocations.


Mysterious-Car-8471

Rolling over my 401k to my Roth...


Zesty-B230F

Toilet paper


benzduck

Diapers and vodka.


reddit_0025

I'm selling to buy houses. PS: California.


familyManCamelCase

I know this is hypothetical, but where would you transfer cash from to do this? And wouldn't the duration of the transfer likely make it hard to buy at rock bottom?


scwt

If you initiate the EFT on Fidelity, the cash is available to trade instantly. Also, some people just keep some money in SPAXX.


chillaxtion

I own a bunch of municipal bonds already. They’re GO bonds and thus based on the ability to tax, not on the market.


boberrt2

Food r/bookadoption


[deleted]

The market. Looking forward to it.


mexicandiaper

A lot my dividend stocks I buy one of each stock I want at the current price and wait for a drop then I load up.


thrwaway75132

Won’t change anything, will continue to dollar cost average my 401k, HSA, and MBDR money. If Real Estate crashed like 2009 along with it then there would be some hard decisions on Taxable money to the market vs rentals.


T-BasZ

Tombstone


sev45day

Pizza?


Ordinary_Service5722

Food


EColli93

EPD, ET, SPY


HealingDailyy

If for some reason we saw a massive reduction in a solid index fund (QQQM, for example): well, presuming nothing about the crash has anything to do with the underlying health of the economy, and it’s some bullshit news event , I’d probably buy that. I’d be nervous about buying an individual stock unless it’s a seriously heavy hitter like Microsoft or google


cming43

FSELX like there is no tomorrow.


Gilgamesh79

VTI + VXUS


tinyforth

Qqqm


AnneFranksAcampR

TQQQ all day, lets get back to march 2020 levels so we can grab another 800% increase


NeonSeal

TQQQ


johnfromma

I won't be furiously buying anything and just continue dollar cost averaging.


Good-Wish-3261

Holding few grands to enter into VOO or SCHG


Hot_Significance_256

TLT


Terrible_Champion298

Maybe nothing. “Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.”


Woodshop2300

Ramen and Oatmeal


locodfw

Oil stocks. Aka 2020 Covid oil crash.


VarsityCop

Invesco QQQ!


Training_Baker5454

Land.


interstellar_freak

S&P to go 4800 within May.


Chemical-Object-3183

Canned tuna


currancchs

Iodine pill manufacturers ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


jordang61

Brk a


InterestingPerson84

SMH


ShootingTargets7

Ammo! In a SHTF situation ammo is all that matters. Saw it first hand in Somalia, in complete collapse you have loaded weapons, or you have nothing. This capital gains increase they are discussing will devastate the market. Don't get me started on what a 25% unrealized capital gains tax will do. It is a real possibility in my opinion.


ElectroChuck

Jello pudding cups, all the butterscotch then all the chocolate


zurgenfloggin

$CNSWF


lightweight65

Clean water


ApprehensiveCream571

SCHD, VTI, VOO,VUG,QQQM


Wallstreett_CFA

Fngu


HambugerLips

Bread Edit: and rice!


pbemea

Nothing.


PsyperHyched

The market


Educational-Fun7441

TQQQ calls boys


AdonisGaming93

VT


Shykarii

Nothing cause all my in money is invested and I wouldn't use my emergency savings to buy. Just continue buying each week.


Big-Consideration633

Smack.


[deleted]

More PBRA.


diy-fi

VT


mack_dd

Probably wmt, or one of the dollar store ones.


EstablishmentUsed770

The market


FLORIDIANMILLIONAIRE

I would be worried about money itself it's not cash it's just digitally displayed everyday it's not sure if the numbers displayed on your smart phone actually correlate to real cash somewhere and who stores physical cash as gold or diamonds not fidelity they be obliterated in a few seconds like every other bank that has digital money


code_farm

CROX


Wombat_carer

If it were a terrible sell off in one day, that means it will keep selling off. I would wait and buy VOO at support levels as it went down. EDIT: Yes, I know it's boring.


NeighborhoodDog

TSLA


Proper-Station824

B![img](emote|t5_40w64h|29719)![img](emote|t5_40w64h|8980)erkshire Hathaway all the way


Trump_Pence2016

Dell


LifeIsAnAdventure4

Whatever stocks I have now I sell and buy back at a discount.


outer_fucking_space

Sp500


YungWenis

Tesla


DocHerb87

QQQ


sicborg

Bonds - TLT, SCHQ


LazyBusDriver

I'll go all in on FBTC if it crashes hard. Like it has to drop to 1 or 2 dollars. If not, I'll just continue buying when I get my paychecks.


TheDreadfulGreat

Moonshine. Fuel, medicine, morale.


7_62mm_FMJ

Peloton


smithers9225

VGT (if tech crashed the market, which is likely)


FIST_FUK

Ammo


Visible-One-5901

MCD


benjaminchodroff

More Bitcoin 


zachary40499

A Wendy’s uniform


Confident_Many4898

Yes.


No-Grass9261

VOO 


pokahotnesstoyou

Food


MarkClark4

BRK-A or B


saynotopain

VTI


Away-Enthusiasm65

Microsoft


TeaGroundbreaking306

Brk.B


Top_Wop

S&P 500 fund.


dabuzzgeneral

I'm buying the market (FZROX/VTI)


NachosMamaNC

Nothing. I would stay the course and enjoy the show, and reap the benefits of not panicking once the market corrected itself.


DirkDiggler57

Ammo


ResponsibilityFine13

VTSAX,VFIAX,VIGX


Gregor619

Dividend stocks, real estate index, riot/mara if they did.


RonnieVJr2

Water, Flour, Wheat, and and Ammo


1WOLWAY

More ammunition. 🤣 Seriously, it would be the undervalued stocks of individual businesses as long as there remains an expectation the company's assets will retain most if not all their value.


Superb-Vacation-2538

ASAP pay credit card bills back to zero - do not carry bills.


mdtex2

Add to BRKA


Katjhud

“Crashed” to me means hell no I’m not buying. Especially not furiously. That’s not my investing style.


erfarr

Nothing because I’m only 6% cash and that’s my emergency fund lmao


gliffy

Bullets


Indecisive_Iron

VTSAX out the ass


Epyx-2600

McDonald’s and Beer stocks


graciesoldman

...new underwear


L8Z8

More of the market.


Possible-Magazine23

FBTC and chill.;)


sssgio

A puppy, to help me cope with it all


Weekly_Candidate_867

Nvidia


MisterSpicy

SPY Like a lot


_Paul_Allen

Brother if the market is crashing tomorrow, so am I


jpacce

XLV/P/U


Ok_Plate_6961

Colombian stocks


Rich-Contribution-84

I pretty much consistently DCA no matter what. If I happen to have some extra cash and there was some big crash of like 10% + in a day or 20% over the course of a few weeks - something like that - I’d probably put the extra cash into 50% IVV, 20% QQQ, 20% IJR, 10% IXUS.


rayb320

SCHD on a massive starting yield and QQQM since SCHD is in 9 sectors. I need atleast 20% tech exposure.