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I spent a Christmas in Hawaii in my early twenties. I was told, specifically, to NOT GO certain places because the islanders didn’t like us howlies.
Even in my early 20’s, just home from my first tour overseas, young, stupid, and invincible, I listened. I listened even closer when I went walking around and actually internalized the truth that *I* am not a big person, compared to your average American islander.
I work in a prison. The big Samoans are almost *always* giant, incredibly cheerful, funny, hard to understand but easy to talk to, willing to fight at the drop of a hat, respectful as fuck, and honestly easy to supervise.
I got to walk one out for release. Shook his big hand and rejoiced with him, wished him luck. He was ***Soo*** happy that day.
I will never forget going to the gym in Kona. I thought I was pretty good, worked out a lot at the college rec, was in good shape.
Then I see the locals with arms the size of my waist and calves the width of my shoulders. They chuck up a few hundred on bench like it's a thing to do. Just making it all look easy.
Every gym has some juice head who can lift like that and some guy in his 40s who has been a power lifter for 20 years. Those locals are all that freaking strong with barely any effort.
It’s not that we don’t like Haole’s we don’t like disrespect all together. Yah you going find ignorant assholes in hawaii. But honestly everywhere you go you’re bound to run into assholes. Just more or less of them depending on where you go. I’m offended when I’m around other Hawaiians that act ignorant or racist I check em. That’s not what our culture is. It’s the exact opposite. Supposed to have ALOHA not hate.
That's what I experienced when I was stationed in Hawaii. Never had any issues with any Islanders at all. All the ones I've ever met were cool as shit. I have watched them bounce people out of clubs though 😁, it's enough to sober you up and make you act right.
I can appreciate that view, and I didn’t even think of looking to see how that was spelled, my bad.
I didn’t have any bad experiences there, I just saw how big of a mistake my dumbass could make and just avoided completely. I was not a smart person back then, lol.
Nah brother no offense taken.. for the most part if your respectful you will be welcomed and meet the most nicest amazing people. People that will take you in like family give you the shirt off their backs. BUT if you choose the opposite approach you will be dealt with just like the robber in the video.
I once started buying weed from a Samoan guy and had been to his house like maybe 3 times before and called him up to get some smoke, and he's like "yeah I got you, bro come on over. I get there, and there's this giant hole thru the living room wall into the next bedroom. I didn't want to say anything because the dude was huge and intimidating he noticed me looking at the giant hole with studs broken thru. He just started laughing and was like, "Oh yeah, my twin brother was over, and we got carried away playing!"
Ever met a Samoan? I’ve had a few Samoan friends. Every single one is a giant—in body and character. When I was in 6th grade my gentle giant buddy Jesse saw me getting bullied by three other kids. He just walked over, grabbed the guy who was hitting me, pushed him on the ground and sat down on him. The other two ran away while that little turd screamed like a rabbit caught in a snare. Funniest shit I’d ever seen.
I grew up with a Samoan dude, sweetest person ever and people would just fuck with him because of his size.
One of our other buddies who is a body builder was messing with him (just fucking around) when the Samoan one picked him up with one arm. He said “you’re strong for your size!” And put him down. Dude mouth was just open like wtffffff.
Samoans are on a whole other level of strength.
nah ive seen short samoans, but even they were thick short like barrel chested dudes, like the way dwarfs get described in fictions is like a short island boi.
I played football with a Samoan in high school. He was 6'4" 250 playing defensive line in high school. We played a school who had a full Samoan Offensive line... Our Samoan got PISSED because all game their line kept calling him "baby Samoan"
Have you seen them in person? They’re fucking massive, built like tanks. There’s a decent islander population here in NZ and I have some Samoan and other Islander friends. I feel so small and puny when I’m with them. Even the teenagers are well built.
I’d never want to get on the wrong side of a Samoan or other islander. You could be a fantastic fighter with years of training and go up against a Samoan who’s never thrown a punch in their life and they would just take everything you throw at them and snap you like a twig.
Plus they've got like 30 cousins and don't even need a single one of them to respond to the "come to ____ i'm gonna bash some cunt" request but about 27 of them will come anyway.
They have that tribe like dynamic. You mess with one and then you have to deal with his entire group and they’re all looking for a good fight. I imagine that’s how they did it back on the islands where you’d have entire groups of giant ass islanders pounding the crap out of each other and then going home to celebrate over dinner afterwards.
I heard someone say thar the only time they saw one lose a fight was when they fought another Samoans. And then, it's the slightly more massive one that won.
There is an L.A. rap band, Boo Ya Tribe, they are Samoans, not only they are giants, all of them, but they are covered with gang tattoos and look really menacing.
In a documentary of the time (late 90s), other rap bands of the time tell that in a hip hop show all the rappers were afraid and avoided being near Boo Ya Tribe, no one was safe until they left.
Islanders take pride in fighting. When they choose to fight another Islander, they fight with respect. You often don't see them punching when a man is down. They square up and fight fair. In this case, because the guy trespassed, he got what he deserved. I would never fuck with an Islander. I have a buddy who is Simoan, and he could destroy me with one hand, and I'm a 210lb trained Muay Thai.
I mean I've fought a few in the cage as a heavyweight. They were no different than any other big strong dude, and these ones actually knew how to fight. I'm not saying they aren't a problem, I'm saying training should overcome it.
Would you get in trouble with the law if you did a uno reverse and robbed him instead?
Like humiliated him by letting him leave completely naked
I always thought that would be a great punishment if you're not involving the cops
I was mugged at an ATM in Portland in 2014. Managed to knock the attacker out thanks to a concrete assist. Would have been self defense had I not taken his wallet… but instead I got hit with robbery, battery and negligence for not reporting it.
He shoulda just picked him up and hung him by his clothes on the fence til the cops arrived to retrieve him. Pull up a lawn chair and dare him to try to get down. That'd been hilarious 😂
Lil Robber woulda dangled there like the 80s movies when the bullies hung the kids on the lockers.
Okay, okay, I see what's happening here
You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange
You don't even know how you feel
It's adorable
Well, it's nice to see that humans never change
Open your eyes, let's begin
Yes, it's really me, it's Maui
Breathe it in
I know it's a lot
The hair, the bod
When you're staring at a demi-god
What can I say except, "You're welcome"
For the tides, the sun, the sky
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome
I'm just an ordinary demi-guy
Hey
What has two thumbs and pulled up the sky
When you were waddling yea high?
This guy
When the nights got cold
Who stole you fire from down below?
You're lookin' at him, yo
Oh, also I lassoed the sun
You're welcome
To stretch your days and bring you fun
Also I harnessed the breeze
You're welcome
To fill your sails and shake your trees
So what can I say except you're welcome
For the islands I pulled from the sea
There's no need to pray, it's okay
You're welcome
Ha, I guess it's just my way of being me
You're welcome
You're welcome
Well, come to think of it
Kid, honestly I could go on and on
I could explain every natural phenomenon
The tide, the grass, the ground
Oh, that was Maui just messing around
I killed an eel
I buried its guts
Sprouted a tree, now you got coconuts
What's the lesson?
What is the take-away?
Don't mess with Maui when he's on a break-away
And the tapestry here on my skin
Is a map of the victories I win
Look where I've been
I make everything happen
Look at that mean mini-Maui just tickety-tappin'
(Ha ha ha ha ha ha, hey)
Well, anyway let me say, "You're welcome" (you're welcome)
For the wonderful world you know
Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome (you're welcome)
Well, come to think of it, I gotta go (hey)
Hey, it's your day to say, "You're welcome" (you're welcome)
'Cause I'm gonna need that boat
I'm sailing away, away, you're welcome (you're welcome)
'Cause Maui can do anything but float
You're welcome
(You're welcome)
You're welcome
And thank you
That guy punches like a percussion cable drill -- basically a huge weight is drawn up slowly and then dropped. I bet he could slowly punch his way into a bank vault.
www.diarioconvos.com/2023/10/30/le-quisieron-robar-la-bicicleta-a-un-metalero-y-detuvo-al-ladron-a-las-pinas/
Not a samoan nor an islander, but an argentinian well eaten.
As soon as homie popped up on screen I said oh great a Samoan looking dude. Yeah the thief is screwed. I only ever want to be friends with Samoans. Never their enemy.
Imagine being so down on your luck you decide to rob houses to improve your situation and then realizing a 350 lb samoan guy lives there.
You couldn't beat level 1 but mistakenly walked into the boss fight.
Caught a guy in my garage. Chased him out. He was stumbling as he prolly just shoved off on some drug. I threatened to hit him cause I was losing it. He flinched and shat himself. I was disgusted with myself then. Until I noticed he was wearing my backpack that he must've looted from my car a couple weeks prior. Cue my rage and indignation. I grabbed the strap, pulled it off him, and shoved him down the alley with threats of a real ass-whooping. I opened it up and found my sunglasses, phone charger/Bluetooth radio thingy, and crap from prolly every car on the street: some kids school work, more glasses, glasses cases, children's toys/travel games, etc. So yeah, I looted a thief only to find the kick-knacky shit a meth head would love. I'm still ashamed of scaring the shit out of him. And he broke my car window a week later.
The second he came off that fence, I wouldn't be able to resist hysterically quoting that dude from borderlands.
Something something about how God brought you to me etc.
🤣i live in Kona I’m not a giant though 5’9” (small for my family) but I was a bouncer at Oceans. You probably went there for the night life considering we really don’t have Clubs cause it’s a small town. But being small and having to deal with the other giant polys can be challenging to say the least 😅that’s why growing up and till this day I rely on speed rather than being yolked. I’d rather have blinding speed than trying to match strength with someone 2x my size. The main point… I’m nice “until it’s time to not be nice”…😉
Used to live with a Samoan dude. Like 6’5” and 300 of pure muscle encased with an inch of fat. Strongest dude I ever met by far. Nicest dude ever as long as you did not piss him off. My back still tingles from those slaps when I drink fireball lmao. Physical PTSD hahaha
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That's not a fat man. That's an Islander.
A skinny one at that
That's Max Holloway put some respect on his name
Max after he finally got all his food back from DC! 😆
That ain’t Max bud, that’s Rakishi
Stinkfsce should've been the finishing move🤣🤣
Ok I lol’d
I lmao and now gotta get a bbl thanks
Prolly like 14 too
Smallest one in the family for sure.
Tiniest islander.
🤣👌
I spent a Christmas in Hawaii in my early twenties. I was told, specifically, to NOT GO certain places because the islanders didn’t like us howlies. Even in my early 20’s, just home from my first tour overseas, young, stupid, and invincible, I listened. I listened even closer when I went walking around and actually internalized the truth that *I* am not a big person, compared to your average American islander.
American islanders ain’t nothing compared to those Spam-fed Samoan boys
Worked with a few of them since then, you aren’t wrong.
Moana was a documentary
I work in a prison. The big Samoans are almost *always* giant, incredibly cheerful, funny, hard to understand but easy to talk to, willing to fight at the drop of a hat, respectful as fuck, and honestly easy to supervise. I got to walk one out for release. Shook his big hand and rejoiced with him, wished him luck. He was ***Soo*** happy that day.
Acknowledge ☝️
Isn't Samoa an American territory?
Samoa is a country, American Samoa is a territory of the USA
Thank you. Sorry for the misinformation
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Samoans are medium sized compared to them Tongans 😃.
I will never forget going to the gym in Kona. I thought I was pretty good, worked out a lot at the college rec, was in good shape. Then I see the locals with arms the size of my waist and calves the width of my shoulders. They chuck up a few hundred on bench like it's a thing to do. Just making it all look easy. Every gym has some juice head who can lift like that and some guy in his 40s who has been a power lifter for 20 years. Those locals are all that freaking strong with barely any effort.
It’s not that we don’t like Haole’s we don’t like disrespect all together. Yah you going find ignorant assholes in hawaii. But honestly everywhere you go you’re bound to run into assholes. Just more or less of them depending on where you go. I’m offended when I’m around other Hawaiians that act ignorant or racist I check em. That’s not what our culture is. It’s the exact opposite. Supposed to have ALOHA not hate.
That's what I experienced when I was stationed in Hawaii. Never had any issues with any Islanders at all. All the ones I've ever met were cool as shit. I have watched them bounce people out of clubs though 😁, it's enough to sober you up and make you act right.
I can appreciate that view, and I didn’t even think of looking to see how that was spelled, my bad. I didn’t have any bad experiences there, I just saw how big of a mistake my dumbass could make and just avoided completely. I was not a smart person back then, lol.
Nah brother no offense taken.. for the most part if your respectful you will be welcomed and meet the most nicest amazing people. People that will take you in like family give you the shirt off their backs. BUT if you choose the opposite approach you will be dealt with just like the robber in the video.
What are Howlies?
Misspelled “haole”. Non-Hawaiian. Usually referring to white mainlanders. Not necessarily pejorative, kind of depends on the context.
Samoa 3:16 means I just whooped your ass
This dude looks maybe Maori, but I have enough experience with Samoans to recognize a state of "fucked"
240lb of muscle, steel and sex appeal
With an additional 80 pounds of sweet, loving fat to really hammer home his point
Tony Rocky Horror? He ain’t fat man, he’s Samoan
Big if true.
Yeah, was gonna say, they in entirely different classes.
lol I was going say that looks like a Sole (Samoan) 🤣plus he kept hitting the dude
Haha first thing on my mind
I once started buying weed from a Samoan guy and had been to his house like maybe 3 times before and called him up to get some smoke, and he's like "yeah I got you, bro come on over. I get there, and there's this giant hole thru the living room wall into the next bedroom. I didn't want to say anything because the dude was huge and intimidating he noticed me looking at the giant hole with studs broken thru. He just started laughing and was like, "Oh yeah, my twin brother was over, and we got carried away playing!"
Bingo
E. Honda's ground and pound is something.
I was about to say. Don’t fuck with islanders. They may have body fat, but that doesn’t mean they are completely out of shape and sedentary.
Terrible mistake to make.
That's exactly my first thought
Came to say this haha
Don’t choose to break into a Samoan’s multi-generational house. The tween grandkid will whoop your ass.
He's Prolly'Nesian lol Like and Subscribe for an ass-kicking! Wrong house, little dude.
You a special type of stupid to rob the Samoan
Bro I swear every video that I see a Samoan, they're so HUGE
Ever met a Samoan? I’ve had a few Samoan friends. Every single one is a giant—in body and character. When I was in 6th grade my gentle giant buddy Jesse saw me getting bullied by three other kids. He just walked over, grabbed the guy who was hitting me, pushed him on the ground and sat down on him. The other two ran away while that little turd screamed like a rabbit caught in a snare. Funniest shit I’d ever seen.
I grew up with a Samoan dude, sweetest person ever and people would just fuck with him because of his size. One of our other buddies who is a body builder was messing with him (just fucking around) when the Samoan one picked him up with one arm. He said “you’re strong for your size!” And put him down. Dude mouth was just open like wtffffff. Samoans are on a whole other level of strength.
nah ive seen short samoans, but even they were thick short like barrel chested dudes, like the way dwarfs get described in fictions is like a short island boi.
They're just built heavy. Funny enough that dude is on the smaller side.
I played football with a Samoan in high school. He was 6'4" 250 playing defensive line in high school. We played a school who had a full Samoan Offensive line... Our Samoan got PISSED because all game their line kept calling him "baby Samoan"
My buddy was 320 as a freshman. He also played basketball and one fell on a kid’s nuts with his knee. The kid cried and had to be carried out.
Have you seen them in person? They’re fucking massive, built like tanks. There’s a decent islander population here in NZ and I have some Samoan and other Islander friends. I feel so small and puny when I’m with them. Even the teenagers are well built. I’d never want to get on the wrong side of a Samoan or other islander. You could be a fantastic fighter with years of training and go up against a Samoan who’s never thrown a punch in their life and they would just take everything you throw at them and snap you like a twig.
Plus they've got like 30 cousins and don't even need a single one of them to respond to the "come to ____ i'm gonna bash some cunt" request but about 27 of them will come anyway.
They have that tribe like dynamic. You mess with one and then you have to deal with his entire group and they’re all looking for a good fight. I imagine that’s how they did it back on the islands where you’d have entire groups of giant ass islanders pounding the crap out of each other and then going home to celebrate over dinner afterwards.
I heard someone say thar the only time they saw one lose a fight was when they fought another Samoans. And then, it's the slightly more massive one that won.
There is an L.A. rap band, Boo Ya Tribe, they are Samoans, not only they are giants, all of them, but they are covered with gang tattoos and look really menacing. In a documentary of the time (late 90s), other rap bands of the time tell that in a hip hop show all the rappers were afraid and avoided being near Boo Ya Tribe, no one was safe until they left.
Dare you to call him fat to his face. His Simoan fists will rain down on you like volcanic asteroids.
i am already regretting 😭😭
Islanders take pride in fighting. When they choose to fight another Islander, they fight with respect. You often don't see them punching when a man is down. They square up and fight fair. In this case, because the guy trespassed, he got what he deserved. I would never fuck with an Islander. I have a buddy who is Simoan, and he could destroy me with one hand, and I'm a 210lb trained Muay Thai.
You need more training then, lol
Im gonna go out on a limb and say you’ve never seen a Pacific Islander fight. They have bricks for hands and are deceptively fast
nothing more intimidating than watching a 300lb Islander sprinting at full speed, they can move and got iron chins
I mean I've fought a few in the cage as a heavyweight. They were no different than any other big strong dude, and these ones actually knew how to fight. I'm not saying they aren't a problem, I'm saying training should overcome it.
Would you get in trouble with the law if you did a uno reverse and robbed him instead? Like humiliated him by letting him leave completely naked I always thought that would be a great punishment if you're not involving the cops
yeah looting the robber after knocking him is a great idea, remind me when i get robbed.
RemindMe! 245 days
This is r/oddlyspecific OP, look out for yourself on December 27th...
Dont worry I'll warn him. RemindMe! 244 days
Not if I have to say something about it. RemindMe! 243 days
Not if I warn him first. RemindMe! 242 days
Unfortunately it will get you locked up. I speak from experience. Do not do this.
Pissing on someone after they failed to rob you is also looked down upon.
Rather be the one looking down than looking up in that scenario…
Unless…
Tell the story!!
Fr? Story plz
I was mugged at an ATM in Portland in 2014. Managed to knock the attacker out thanks to a concrete assist. Would have been self defense had I not taken his wallet… but instead I got hit with robbery, battery and negligence for not reporting it.
He shoulda just picked him up and hung him by his clothes on the fence til the cops arrived to retrieve him. Pull up a lawn chair and dare him to try to get down. That'd been hilarious 😂 Lil Robber woulda dangled there like the 80s movies when the bullies hung the kids on the lockers.
In my neighborhood growing up they'd take your shoes and throw em over the power lines so you gotta walk home shoeless.
That's the Mexican uno reverse strategy! Love it!
He was so close to getting over that fence. So close, but yet so far.
The worst kind of hell is the kind where heaven's just out of reach.
Thinking of Scrat from the 2nd Ice Age movie where he has almost reached the large golden acorn and get pulled back to earth by Sid.
He had dream-level athletic ability in climbing that fence lol
> So close, but yet so far. But in the end, it doesn't really matter
Am I wrong for finding that most satisfying?
Nope
Oh how much I miss r/robbersgettingfucked
Glory days
Definitely not. I actually find it quite satisfying.
The thief got off easy.
What can I say, except you’re welcome?
Okay, okay, I see what's happening here You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange You don't even know how you feel It's adorable Well, it's nice to see that humans never change Open your eyes, let's begin Yes, it's really me, it's Maui Breathe it in I know it's a lot The hair, the bod When you're staring at a demi-god What can I say except, "You're welcome" For the tides, the sun, the sky Hey, it's okay, it's okay You're welcome I'm just an ordinary demi-guy Hey What has two thumbs and pulled up the sky When you were waddling yea high? This guy When the nights got cold Who stole you fire from down below? You're lookin' at him, yo Oh, also I lassoed the sun You're welcome To stretch your days and bring you fun Also I harnessed the breeze You're welcome To fill your sails and shake your trees So what can I say except you're welcome For the islands I pulled from the sea There's no need to pray, it's okay You're welcome Ha, I guess it's just my way of being me You're welcome You're welcome Well, come to think of it Kid, honestly I could go on and on I could explain every natural phenomenon The tide, the grass, the ground Oh, that was Maui just messing around I killed an eel I buried its guts Sprouted a tree, now you got coconuts What's the lesson? What is the take-away? Don't mess with Maui when he's on a break-away And the tapestry here on my skin Is a map of the victories I win Look where I've been I make everything happen Look at that mean mini-Maui just tickety-tappin' (Ha ha ha ha ha ha, hey) Well, anyway let me say, "You're welcome" (you're welcome) For the wonderful world you know Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome (you're welcome) Well, come to think of it, I gotta go (hey) Hey, it's your day to say, "You're welcome" (you're welcome) 'Cause I'm gonna need that boat I'm sailing away, away, you're welcome (you're welcome) 'Cause Maui can do anything but float You're welcome (You're welcome) You're welcome And thank you
Wrong house motherfucker
That guy punches like a percussion cable drill -- basically a huge weight is drawn up slowly and then dropped. I bet he could slowly punch his way into a bank vault.
he rotates his body with each whallop, that adds so much whap factor to his smacks lol
Reminds me of Old George Foreman.
Fat? No man, that's a pacific islander bod. Would not be the least bit surprised if he was Samoan.
Islanders have fists like pistons - bad move
Fistons
Every thief needs this kind of treatment. Literal scum of the earth. This made my day.
Talk about dropping bombs. Damn
Fat Man and Little Boy are the names of his fists
Let’s call it a tie
It was so close...
Those punches might look slow but his fists weigh as much as cinder blocks. Fucking ouch.
Like George Foreman. Goddamn wrecking balls.
LOL, that is EXACTLY who I was thinking of.
He probably punches harder than most people kick.
I was honestly making "boom boom" sounds out loud to each punch while watching it.
Did it have a lot of echo? Because it had a lot of echo in my head. Like thunder.
Haha, I turned up the pretend reverb.
www.diarioconvos.com/2023/10/30/le-quisieron-robar-la-bicicleta-a-un-metalero-y-detuvo-al-ladron-a-las-pinas/ Not a samoan nor an islander, but an argentinian well eaten.
Wish I could get this posted as a top comment
Breaking in? Dude found out a Samoan lived there and realized he was now trying to break out.
Thief broke into his house. Resident broke into his skull.
As soon as homie popped up on screen I said oh great a Samoan looking dude. Yeah the thief is screwed. I only ever want to be friends with Samoans. Never their enemy.
This is a good death.
The pause then the look at the camera was 😎
Took that guy to pound town
He looks like he has a ton of muscle going on that islander boy and they call him fat lol @ op
He was pulling punches too lol
Manu the Slender
DO NOT BE A THIEF. Its one of the worst human traits
Part of me wanted to see the big guy squeeze the asshole's head between the gate's bars and leave him there
You have to be a special kind of stupid to try and rob a Samoan. That bro will stomp you out with his flip flops.
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He’s got some weight behind those punches.
That's a big man, not a fat man. Big difference
Who tries to steal from E. Honda's house?
yokozuna should’ve banzai dropped him
Some good ol islander ass whoopin booyah🤝
Call him fat to his face. Nahhhhh. That's a big boy you don't ever want to feel the power from.
Steal my kids bicycle you thieving no good, why I ought to
Ole E Honda from street fighter standing over him with the 100 hand slap
He could literally just sit on him with a little jump and almost kill the dude.
Jesus H. Christ, man, save your hands and use your feet!
He had flip flops on mate, he didn't wanna break his toes
stomp with ur heels, not ur toes!
If that dude is a Samoan, they are big boned. Would not want to fight one. They are some thick dudes.
Imagine being so down on your luck you decide to rob houses to improve your situation and then realizing a 350 lb samoan guy lives there. You couldn't beat level 1 but mistakenly walked into the boss fight.
I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat, I mean he got a weight problem. What's the gonna do? He's Samoan.
Break their legs so they won't do it again., LiteraLLY.
That's not fat - that's Polynesian muscle
Dude was swinging from the fence as Big Mode was swinging for the fences!!
Thats a SAMOAN
Caught a guy in my garage. Chased him out. He was stumbling as he prolly just shoved off on some drug. I threatened to hit him cause I was losing it. He flinched and shat himself. I was disgusted with myself then. Until I noticed he was wearing my backpack that he must've looted from my car a couple weeks prior. Cue my rage and indignation. I grabbed the strap, pulled it off him, and shoved him down the alley with threats of a real ass-whooping. I opened it up and found my sunglasses, phone charger/Bluetooth radio thingy, and crap from prolly every car on the street: some kids school work, more glasses, glasses cases, children's toys/travel games, etc. So yeah, I looted a thief only to find the kick-knacky shit a meth head would love. I'm still ashamed of scaring the shit out of him. And he broke my car window a week later.
Sound or it didn’t happen
dude what are you expecting from a security cam 😭😭
Glorious.
That'll teach you to break into Honda's house!
Poly man in flip flops serves thief a 6 piece w/a side of FAFO.
This made me SOOOO HAPPY 😊. I would have taken his shoes and thrown them over the powerline
This were some slow ass punches yet they looked so powerful. Like an old George Foreman.
That’s a Hakka guy. Don’t mess with those guys.
Acknowledge Him
He should have took the L on that bike and just jumped and run
The second he came off that fence, I wouldn't be able to resist hysterically quoting that dude from borderlands. Something something about how God brought you to me etc.
Man! And those are probably Samoan punches too.
The Mayor of Pound Town!!👏🏽👏🏽👍🏽😂
Cement fists
Those hands definitely felt like cement bricks
Mongo like candy.
It’s clobberin’ time!
Sometimes, heavy hands are SLOW
Honestly such a perfect video
Why didn't the thief just stop resisting???
Meaty Fists
He's not fat. That's just a dust cover for his gnarly 6 pack abs
🤣i live in Kona I’m not a giant though 5’9” (small for my family) but I was a bouncer at Oceans. You probably went there for the night life considering we really don’t have Clubs cause it’s a small town. But being small and having to deal with the other giant polys can be challenging to say the least 😅that’s why growing up and till this day I rely on speed rather than being yolked. I’d rather have blinding speed than trying to match strength with someone 2x my size. The main point… I’m nice “until it’s time to not be nice”…😉
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Better an ass kicking than jail. One hurts for a week or two, the other lasts a lifetime. Hope this kid learns a lesson.
Probably shouldn’t rob the 350 pound Samoan guy.
What can I say except your welcome
I think the last 2 shots killed him.
Those are some heavy hands.
Gotta be an islander
Lmaooo that’s what he gets!
this man is the definition of "so many rights, youll be begging for a left" - saying, because you can clearly see his left hits are slow lol
Id pay you 500 to call this dude fat to his face. Fuck it a grand bc that wouldnt even scratch the surface of your medical bills.
Slow but powerful punches
Also if you’re gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.
Thats a skinny Islander. My guess is Samoan
Mf showin you the Demi god of left and rights
Tell you what, YOU call him fat...
Used to live with a Samoan dude. Like 6’5” and 300 of pure muscle encased with an inch of fat. Strongest dude I ever met by far. Nicest dude ever as long as you did not piss him off. My back still tingles from those slaps when I drink fireball lmao. Physical PTSD hahaha
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Told him he could keep the bike after that asswhooping.
Hell yeah
Big Macs served without queuing
This is literal definition of big bone lmao
Let’s bet this guy never robs again