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Red sweats got the wind knocked out of him and then got the his teeth knocked into him.
Edit: thanks to Mischief_deity (changed “teeth knocked out of him” to “teeth knocked into him.”)
[Samoan drop is from the shoulders](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-ckL-x2Tdc)
Always one of my favorites in most wrestling games because the execution is usually quick
Guard: "yes he just - oh my god!"
Dispatch: "What???"
Guard: " I can't believe you're missing th- I mean, you guys better get over here quick"
Dispatcher leans in close and whispers in to phone:
"bro it sounded like a concrete full body slam what did we miss?"
That's actually a cop but low tier patrolling guy and he probably calling his boss because he doesn't know what to do like in the most cases.
Then the cop boss calls his boss and so on.
Tossed into my mind, stirring the calm
You splash me with beauty and pull me down
'Cause you come from out of nowhere oh oh
My glance turns to a stare..
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Red sweats got the wind knocked out of him and then got the his teeth knocked into him. Edit: thanks to Mischief_deity (changed “teeth knocked out of him” to “teeth knocked into him.”)
Nice of him to start immediate first aid. 1) ensure the airway is open.
I’d dare say his teeth were knocked INTO him more than out
Literally hit him with the Celtic cross/white noise Sheamus and Finlay would be proud as fuck
#THE GREAT WHITE
All he had to do was drop the head first, guy would be dead.
You mean white noise
Scrolled down for this one. That is definitely White Noise!
That was Finlay's move
Oh yeah, Sheamus called it white noise. Edited!
Banger after Banger after Banger after Banger
Samoan drop
[Samoan drop is from the shoulders](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-ckL-x2Tdc) Always one of my favorites in most wrestling games because the execution is usually quick
Nah not the right angle
That was clean as fuck.
My back hurts just from watching this
This ages us but 100% with you.
I'm not even that old my back is just fucked 😭 although I will say, physio and stretches are OP at pain management
So is norco.
Took a second to get it done, but I think he didn't wanna risk bouncing the guy off the floor head first and getting a manslaughter chatge
Yup.
That man had been training for that very moment; once in a lifetime and he goddamn did it
He protected the neck too.
Bah gawd he crucified him!
THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY!
Good God Almighty! They've killed him!
As God as my witness he is broken in half!
His family lacks a Him now... Jeez
That guard doesn't give a shit huh
Hes calling the cops, guards are just there to observe/report
he also thinking this shit is awesome
Guard: "yes he just - oh my god!" Dispatch: "What???" Guard: " I can't believe you're missing th- I mean, you guys better get over here quick" Dispatcher leans in close and whispers in to phone: "bro it sounded like a concrete full body slam what did we miss?"
That's actually a cop but low tier patrolling guy and he probably calling his boss because he doesn't know what to do like in the most cases. Then the cop boss calls his boss and so on.
Now that's disrespectful...🤣🤣🤣
For 2 seconds red trouser guy must have thought his future health hung in the balance.
Huh, didn't know this sub posted chiropractic videos
Someone has been watching wrestle mania
He dream for this moment all his life.
He hit em with the older brother moveset, disrespectful af 😭
atleast we know hes not paralyzed. hes still kicking
Bro is a real life mdickie character
A universe where everyone is a pro-wrestler, even the kindergartners, and engages in deadly combat over having an apple stolen.
I broke a kids nose in kindergarten because he stole my charmander toy. Completely unrelated but your comment made me remember it lol
Bro finna do hardtime
Imagine being the other guy like “ohh I’m gonna kick him right in the fac… ohh my god, what’s happening?!”
His mates will remember that move forever
Red pants tried to sneak attack and got effed.
C c c captain c c captain Insano show shows no mercy.
Bro had to have broken his ass.
I think it has a crack in it.
For stress relief.
That's a rib
This needs a "it was at this moment..." edit
Bro hit him with White Noise 😭 Sheamus would be proud
THIS IS RUSSIAAAA. that dude is definitely playing Zangief in SF
Davey boy would be proud
That was amazing
Bro activated his sharingan wtf
It was at this moment, he knew he'd fucked up.
Do it against the edge concrete. He wouldn’t stand up for sure. Bad ass move
It looks like his tailbone hit the ground first. So, not sure who one that one.
That hurts me just watching
Red pants turned brown inside
A thing of beauty
FELLA!!!
Hands down the greatest thing I've ever seen on Reddit
OMG HE SLAAAAMMMMMED HIM OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!!
Bro is gonna hurt when his kids are fucking grown from that shit. Boom.
That wasn’t even close to the outcome red pants expected, that was a fail on a massive scale….
Quick thinking
That's some WWE type shit of a move 😭
Honestly, respect to that guy for not purposely dropping him on his head or neck cause he really could have killed him there
That guy might not be OK
If the bro knew a little MMA he had set up for a crucifix lol
He saw the opportunity and he went for it. Good for him
You’re a sick fuck! Could you imagine! It gives me goosebumps ughhh
Jesus Christ!
That dudes dad woke up out of his sleep at that very moment with unexplainable back pains! Shit
Craziest slam in a street fight I've ever seen.
Flawless victory, finish him, Fatality!
That crowd pop kills me everytime lol
In front of law enforcement too is wild get fucking rko’ed
so you've chosen death bro really said yo ass going for a ride lol
ATANGANA!!
Bro hit him with the Samoan Drop holy shit
That was badass!
Man, I would have just tossed the guy, this gentlemen needs to be SIGNED.
Zangief?
Bro trained for that moment his whole life.
MY LOYAL FANS
Somebody needs to edit Tatanka’s intro music into this.
One of the best counter moves on this sub
Is that a cop at the end?
That was epic
OH MY GOD that was so FREAKING cool
Anyone got a longer vid? I wanna see how long the 2nd guy punches him.....
Kamaru Usman vs Khamzat Chimaev
yeah he deserved it
Moves like these are historic. 10/10
All of the years of watching WWE has prepared him of this moment
"Officer, it wasn't me, I swear"
One of the greatest reversals of all time right here.
Damn! I think I will need life alert after watching this.
Deserved it for those trousers alone
The absolute worst luck on how that could have ended. Bros back is pudding lol
Cover.... 1..2...3... And her is your winner.....
Perfect!
That was poetry in motion, absolutely amazing
WWF
Get fucked red pants, now they brown 💀
So long ability to walk.
This was actually merciful
IT'S A SHAMEFUL DAY
u/savevideo
Did he die? Did he get polarized? I mean that throw must have broken his spine, right?
Guy came in hot to fight, ended up getting wrestled 🤣
One can only imagine what he was thinking after that kick missed
Flawless victory!!
If bro jumped and fell on his left side this would be on live leak
Used all 3 bars of his super meter for that one!
That was the greatest body slam I’ve ever seen in a real fight!
Still think he probably messaged up his own tailbone haha
Were those cops at the end? Lol “alright guys cmon break it up”
Dude in the red sweats is off to see his ancestors.
The torture rack to bam bam Bigelow transition was flawless
Never skip leg day!!
Lucky guy chose that instead of his head for that body slam
White noise !!! White noise !!!! For the cover 🤌🏻
Joe is gonna kill you...!
I watched this with the sound off and felt the sound of that impact. RIP dude
Tossed into my mind, stirring the calm You splash me with beauty and pull me down 'Cause you come from out of nowhere oh oh My glance turns to a stare..
Who has the full clip?
Was this scripted 😆
“FINISH HIM!!!”
That's a perfect and amazing move 🥰🤣🤣👌
If only he knew mma that crucifix could be a deadly.position
He definitely felt that the next day
The good ol White Noise courtesy of Shemaus lmao an “Air Raid Bomb” if you will.
That slam did nothing, his friend knocks red pants out when he's down.
and his name is
Samoan Drop *
Fucking COMBO move
That guy back is done
Shoulda done a few spins, maybe ram him into a wall then RKO finish him 😂😂
Samoan dropped his ass.
Big Fit Finlay energy
And Finlay with the Celtic Cross!
i thought he was gonna secure the flying armbar and then a holy crucifix
The second time I watched, I thought dude threw another person at that guy
Clean af
No one is hurt that was clearly fake
WWE are looking for him.
WHITE NOISE!!!!! That was too clean. My dude had to have felt like a God after that🔥🔥
Chiropractors when your card declines
Edit request: "Sade — Smooth Operator"
When you end up in red pants position trying to rip another man’s nuts off becomes an acceptable option
He asked for a back adjustment from his chiro… with a little extra it seems
The real life Zangief 👏 👏
That was beautiful
Nice move
Sheamus would be proud
My hip hurts