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Hois_

Bush held the guy up perfectly for that final combo.


Stryker50

Mortal Kombat Finish him! vibes


xDragonetti

Bro let the demon out 😂 https://preview.redd.it/0cetc4y2ux6d1.jpeg?width=537&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4aa6c7771e8ae5c652bdee2c47fcf8db61bde4a


brazilianfreak

That demons name? Ad-


jacksonpsterninyay

-olf Hitler?


Meincornwall

& with his missis just having begged that "He needs help" Errr nah he's doing alright, doesn't seem to need any help at all. He's doing an excellent job on his own.


connormilne

Beautiful timing on the ambulance driving past in the background as he puts the finishing touches on the KO.


ElectricRains

didn't notice that until you said lol


No_Object_4355

Funny fight I love the energy from the guy in the blue. He was pumped up. Especially after he knocked him down lol


Prosciutto4U

💯 he’s been waiting to fight again since he was 24 years old lol. I think that this altercation made his entire year.


PaintyGuys

Decade


TheBawalUmihiDito

If that was me and it was caught on video, it would make my whole life 😅


tekko001

There is a longer version of this video, they argue for a long time and blue shirt is the calm one while red shirt is screaming and wants to fight from the start even slapping blue shirt a couple of times, until blue shirt loses patience with the idiot. If I remember correctly the fight starts because blue shirt put some holiday decorations on the house.


brazilianfreak

There is nothing more satisfying than a bully who wants to start a fight for no reason getting his ass beat.


THE-WARD3VIL

Blue shirt going straight inside to fuck his missus he’s so hyped what a champion


Expired_Meat_Curtain

And she’s not gonna say no. Because of the implication.


IvanaTinkle6969

Now you've said that word "implication" a couple of times. Wha-what implication?


Genesis_Duz

Things *could* go wrong for her if she refused.


ethaan05

😂😂😂


AreallysuperdarkELF

I have to wonder if red shirt has ever backed up his shit talk. He seems quite practiced at telling someone he'll fuck them up, but apparently not at actually doing it. Other fella was more than comfortable with how to handle himself when it came to it.


Adin-CA

I figured blue shirt must have spent some time in prison, since he sure has dirty fighting mastered! Some of these are moves my uncle taught me (Shore Patrol in the USN).


Conscious_Victory205

Lots of slaps tho


seriousredditaccount

It looks like he has done krav maga. The calmness about the situation implies he has had some kind of training; he uses open hand strikes to not break bones in the hands, and a series of headbutts when the guy was in too close. It definitely wasn't his first fight.


LORD__GONZ

Did he not back up his shit talk by literally smearing shit across the other dude's upper lip, giving him an Adolf Shitler stache?!?


AreallysuperdarkELF

Lmao OK good it was just grease or paint I guess 😆 had me worried it was actual shit! I didn't notice until end of the video and assumed it was blood.


LORD__GONZ

Thank you for that much needed info, I went back and rewatched it under the correct context and it changes *a lot* of things in the video for me. Here I was thinking it was dog shit and the guy (who got the dirtiest Sanchez) was so hyped up on adrenaline that he just couldn't smell it. I also thought it looked like the other guy (the smearer) was trying not to fight him right after because he didn't want to get any of it on him.


AreallysuperdarkELF

😂


AZSurpriseBi

Ha, I thought the same thing. As soon as he put his hands up to fight, it was obvious this was his first.


hellacarnivore

Remind me of that burly Miami based blogger who “hunted down” a UK blogger running his mouth and got dropped. Apparently known for running his mouth and never cashing those checks.


AreallysuperdarkELF

I'd like to see that! Know any of the names?


hellacarnivore

This took me so long to find. It’s posted ever so often lol https://youtu.be/ChQ9TkVCwNI?si=ssOZQy1Jpu0-5TSn


AreallysuperdarkELF

Thanks for sharing! The Zherka guy seems like a complete shit. I was surprised that even with those fingerless gloves on he was able to do absolutely nothing lol


hellacarnivore

I don’t know him too well. But I came across that video as part of POS blogger guys and even his crew ended up clowning him “getting dropped by a blouse” lol!


Galperovich

Solid head throws gotta say i got surprised by that. Red shirt is going to need some serious painkillers after that


el_baconhair

but why did ne not hurt himself. If you punch something, it punches you back at the same speed. The guy in black hit he red guys forehead, with his own forehead, he should have equal damage


alwayshungry1001

Headbutts do a lot more damage to the recipient, when hitting their face


Dorschmeister

If youre ging to punch someone you are prepared. If you doent see it coming and/or you cant react accordingly (muscles on the neck in this example) youre going to receive much more damage from an attack.


Either_Yesterday_152

Depends where on your head it meets. You barely feel it at your hairline.


Zeljeza

![gif](giphy|pawSnuqgnqo5lz4niU|downsized)


SnooTangerines3448

The top of your forehead is way stronger than someone's lower forehead brow or face. It's basically a mallet against a hammer.


Numerous_Resist_8863

I would say it sucks having crackhead neighbors, but they both kind of look crackheadish...


WutangIsforeverr

Nah they’re just British


LCVSZKII

Seen this before. Recall a Redditor from their neighborhood recognizing them. Blue shirt said to be South African—accent seemingly checks out. Apparently normal every day guys. Probably pent up frustration from Covid lockdowns that boiled over.


EetswaDurries

Black shirt?


LCVSZKII

Yeah, the dark shirt. Looks navy blue to me but might be black.


diego_le_blanco

Nah, you are assuming. Clearly they are not.


Autxnxmy

My husband now ther fiting plis com


Solid_Growth_9069

poollllllleeeee heeeeeppppppeee


SpiceyBomBicey

Antoneee! Attack!


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Loddinz

She's Italian lol


heagan95

She is from Brazil...thats Portuguese


elpideo18

That’s some pretty good masonry there. That wall flexed a bit but held firm.


premiumleo

Where the fk is Antony? Dude takin his sweet as time 🤔


Lemillion601

Antony is recording...


Excellent-Question18

Isn’t there a pic/vid of them making up in the alley like moments later? Edit: I remember now. I think the guy in black was somehow shaming red shirt for breaking covid lockdown restrictions by putting some kind of sign on the guys gate. That lead to fisticuffs. I think black shirt ends up helping red shirt up a few moments later and all is forgiven.


Hall_Such

Looks the the guy in red built some kind of cross on the gate, and the guy in blue literally put sh*t on it, which is what red smears on blue’s face in the beginning.


hey_im_cool

Oh damn lmao I was trying to figure out what happened to his face at 1:40 https://preview.redd.it/8eee3yod4v6d1.jpeg?width=658&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=953eb4a4655794c52fc951ff51e50415ab0afaeb


JMarv615

Suspicious moustache...


Zeljeza

That’s a smile


jayceguthrie7

Right before it you see red shirt wipe dirt off the gate and smear it on his face


Zeljeza

Poggchamp


Zestyclose_Judge_426

CADÊ A PORRA DO SEU TELEFONE, DONA EDINELSA?


animal-rupestre

Sempre têm um BR no role kkkk


ChampagneCJ

"Please come ! We need help!" *knocks him out the second time* "Actually, we're good, we don't need help"


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Conscious_Victory205

I still wonder what type of weird shits old man was doing in there tho...


Conscious_Victory205

Holy fuck Anthony, move ya fookin ass mate


Large-Measurement776

Fucking reminds me of that naked gun fist fight where George Kenedy was all big and bad then got knocked out offscreen. https://youtu.be/o8_9gHzW8vo?si=qln-fJLLKSLnLBK2


koji4732

Ah, a man of culture. Wish they still made comedy movies like this.


burritomouth

Dragline really lost his edge in his d age (well, old-ER age).


Iamlivingagain

Ol Red aint so good at fuckin him up after all, is he?


ChasSher90

Who is that on the speaker? Yoko Ono?


Conscious_Victory205

Maybe princess pattaya


magnottasicepick

Ngl, most entertaining fight I’ve seen in quite some time, bravo chaps!


Conscious-Aspect-332

This video is losing pixels every upload lol


killzekat

Raised hands, left leg and arms first, weight shifting... Blue shirt may have some very rusty reminiscence of training. Red shirt was just mouth...


tortillafoxx

He just kept getting up… incredible


Unusual_Public_9122

If there's something to learn from all these videos, it's that when knocked down once, never try to fight more. Has anyone ever seen a fight were the guy who gets knocked down like in this vid wins?


Bigbeardedfella1

I get so nervous when dudes that can’t fight fight. Because someone is gonna get hurt way worse than a shot to the face


Conscious_Victory205

Dude was almost brought down by a single slap, he should've known himself after that...


Bigbeardedfella1

I’m amazed I got downvoted. Guess there’s not a lot of people here that actually know how to fight…LOL


Conscious_Victory205

Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if any of them had ever been on one of those vids tbh


WarSolid1904

Lady stfuuuuu


-O-m-

best ting i have woched ina whaaile


Outrageous_Gas7842

That 1 2 finisher at the end was beautiful


HeightExtra320

Them 1 , 2’s where perfectly executed 🥹


uchihapower17

Tyson fury if the ref hadn't stepped in


StandardKarma57

Bro stood on business


WolfBear99

At his house and in front of the wife too! She’s never going to see him the same


Jazzlike-Election840

blue shirt guy played it perfectly. red shirt guy had a plan, got punched in the face, once again mike tyson was proven right


Elipticalwheel1

Who’s the pussy now !.


m4kks

He needed it


Leading-Ad-7396

That bush shouldn’t have held him still for that final combo, 1 v 1 no jumping in!


bananalovinmonke

They're speaking english? I thought it was some foreign european language


Yangxiolong22

It's some form of Elvish, I can't hear it!


ejmtv

Lady wont shut up


HandspeedJones

This was the funniest fight I've seen in a while .


KinnyGizzle710

Ted for the win 🥇


JeanClaudeVanDamp

Why does blue shirt have the mouth of a demon?


EetswaDurries

Red smeared the paint from the gate on his lip just before the slap that started the fight.


LilmNzta

She almost sounds like Butch’s gf in Pulp Fiction.


Kon-Tiki66

He got knocked the fuck out.


SpiceyBomBicey

Ahh I remember the last time this video dropped, for some reason it got deleted though? I remember the OG being longer though


happylog123

Blue got a Shitler stache.


Optimal_Risk_6411

Not such a hard man after all.


MuchoWood

Momma say it time to open a can of Wh-oop ass


thenuke1

LMAO


Lemillion601

jajajajajajajajjjajjjajajajajjajajajajajajajajajjajajajajajajajajajsjjajajajajajajjajajajajajajjajajajajajajajsjsjsjsj, this video is awesome


jaztastic11

The weak ass headbutts 😭😭🤣🤣


bananagumboot

I wanted the blueberry pancakes...... !


BEGBIE_21

Along with the punches, red shirt lands head first twice into the wall and fall back hard right on the corner of that wall by the gate. He’s gunna be sore all over.


DivideInteresting193

Does blue shirt have his own blood on his lip or red shirts?


Elipticalwheel1

Should of phoned for an Ambulance too.


LHT510

Dude got knocked out like 5 times, even the wall got in on the action


drsatan6971

Don’t be messing with the old heads especially us married ones our wife’s drive up crazy we walk around ready to snap


MewtwoPewPew

The punch that sends him face first into the wall is hilarious


TheMachoMustache

Why the hell did he get up?!


therewillbeniccage

There's a longer version of this. The old man helps him up and helps him into his flat


86Eagle

Adolph Shitler in the black shirt lol


Fun_Sock_9843

Just another Reddit repost Sunday.


pumog

Why was it not the outcome you expected? Sometimes these Reddit titles make no sense


Dramatic-Diver9553

Imagine being pressed because a guy practised his religious freedom in his own home, on his own gate,they really do hate Christianity.


van-nostrand-md

It's the tactical pants. They add +5 points to strength and agility.


here_4_bad_advice

That wall really kicked his ass


EatinPussySellnCalls

Nothing better than sitting here on Father's Day morning watching brutal street violence.


TimBotDestroyer

me... Go down and help him instead of recording?


TimBotDestroyer

All this started because he left the gate open? lol


Longjumping_Put_3966

Some of the best commentary I’ve ever heard on a fight. UFC should sign her today. I’m dying here 😂


peekuhchu707

Gave him a 2 piece with a side of bush for desert


legogodzworld

the way the red guy hit the wall 😭


Esc1221

Don't get in fights if you have baby deer legs.


JMarv615

When they start making noises like that, it means brain damage.


Lemillion601

i thought they were british, so, I felt this video like a safe solid fight between 2 mid 35/45 years old guys, solid shots but like a kind of sense that he never really was in real death danger (like other videos). like if he knew how strong every shot has to be 🤔 like how a fight should be, you gotta know when it's enough. Aiamstond🙂‍↔️


Motor-Thanks974

The way the guy in red threw that first “straight punch” with his elbow flared parallel to the ground says it all. He’s lucky the other dude didn’t throw any kicks. I saw a couple times where guy in red was getting up from the ground and leaving his face wide open, not even attempting to protect himself as he fumbled to his feet. A kick to the head at that moment would have knocked him into the 7th heaven


Sir-Cordyceps

Repost


NoApartheidOnMars

Good god. They fight like teenagers fuck. It's awkward, you can tell they're both scared, and their technique is lacking.